Seattle, 3:15pm PDT. The entire ride up, everyone’s been ranting about Yeti. If that’s another name for Bigfoot, cool. I
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As you are no doubt aware, we have given up writing about video games to pursue Bigfoot. We knew our expedition would get a lot of attention when we found Bigfoot, but we had no idea that the hunt itself would get so much positve press. Our iPhones have been ringing off the hook since we crossed the state line into Washington, and it’s not just collection agencies, either. We’re getting serious offers from important Hollywood film companies who want to purchase the movie rights to our exciting adventures and make them into a big budget action movie starring Paul Giamatti and Sandra Bullock. This is our ticket to the big time. Our new glamorous life is fun and all, but I have to wonder if it fame is really all its cracked up to be. Jake Gaskill and I are no longer speaking — he doesn’t care about artistic integrity and I don’t need friends like that.
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Bigfoot log: 2:25PM. Bit concerned at the moment. Haven’t seen Patrick Klepek for over an hour now. He chased after a local with a thick beard to get a statement after Andrew Pfister’s “never breaks down because it’s super reliable” 1981 LeBaron broke down for the seventh time, singlehandedly jeopardizing our entire Bigfoot hunting operation (To tell you the truth, I need to hunt for some patience and deep breathing soon or we’ll be bagging and tagging the equally elusive Pfister-foot pretty soon.) The point is, the way we’re headed, we might end up needing a little help, and fast, if we hope to be feasting on tasty Sasquach cakes by sundown. Thankfully, SEGA has informed us of a new game (that I’m hoping is based on a real creature that is available for rental) that continues the moderately popular/controversial reboot of SEGA’s classic dolphin simulator, ECCO: Water Wars . According to the game’s official announcement, ECCO: Water Wars 2 reunites players with Ecco the Dolphin who is “now a master of time travel and innumerable other highly improbable porpoise plot devices,” and “must lead his fellow Dolphins in a fight against all of humanity – including the elderly.” If that doesn’t have multi-thousand-dollar seller written on it, I don’t know what does. And just in case you were doubting how amazing this game is going to be, hit the break to see a handful of screens that will blow-hole you away. SEGA agreed to loan us a few of their merc-phins, and they are currently patrolling the waters along the Oregon/Washington coastlines. If our hairy prize so much as touches a toe in those cool Pacific waters, we’ll know about it (and we will at least have a toe to show for our thousands of hours of work and millions of dollars of research and car repairs.) Source: SEGA Blog
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Watch Larger Version of this Video If you’re looking for a good time, look no further than today’s ATN. You can totally get your jollies with biker falls, epic turtle fights and a slew of Arnold Schwarzenegger movie quotes and unlike the last time you got your jollies, you won’t wake up in jail. Find the direct video links from Around the Net on Attack of the Show after the jump. Break.com: Biker Falls in Front of Cop YouTube:
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This clip celebrates one of the finest actors of our generation with 160 of his greatest movie quotes. [ Ed Note: I would have never thought 10 minutes of Arnie quotes could be so engaging, but I literally cheered at “It's not a tumor”. ] The Best Links: Via Pajiba Watch
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Well, it was inevitable but it happened. Yesterday was the 24th birthday of “Bad Romance” star Stefani Germanotta AKA Lady Gaga! To celebrate, the Gagster posted a photo of herself (partially nude) on her website to celebrate herself. I mean, what else was she gonna do, right? I never thought I’d say this but ever since the emergence of the artistically shallow ke$ha, I’ve come to actually enjoy Gaga more than I did before. She may not have a big dick inside her pants like everyone says, but I gotta say, she’s got my support. Happy Birthday, Gaga! Continue reading
Musician Lady Gaga arrives at Billboard’s 4th Annual Women In Music event at The Pierre Hotel on October 2, 2009 in New York City. Gaga is definitely on fire right now — with sold-out shows across the world, a huge fan following, crazy music videos, and an even crazier wardrobe — so some might say she’ll be one of those one-in-a-million performers who goes down in history in a big way, like Michael jackson Gaga’s producer Rodney Jerkins, who worked with her on her latest song “Telephone,” which got about a billion views on the internet yesterday, said she reminds him of the late King of Pop, whom he worked with on the “Thriller” singers 2001 album Invincible . Michael Jackson Rodney told People.com: “We haven’t seen an artist like Gaga in a long time – we haven’t seen an artist that really has no fear. I remember Michael Jackson used to tell me he was crucified for doing Thriller , but he had to do what he felt was needed at that time. I’m just happy to be part of history. I’ve always wanted to leave my stamp on music, and to be able to say that I worked with Michael Jackson and now I’m working with Lady Gaga, who’ll probably go down in history as one of the best female entertainers of all time .” He also talked about how he found the initial task of marrying together the “street” sound which Beyonce, who sings a verse of “Telephone,” wanted with the disco theme the rest of the track has. Rodney explained: “When I got on the phone with Beyonce, she was telling me she wanted her verses to have a hood, street element, and I actually was caught off-guard. I wondered, ‘How am I going to do that? How am I going to make a disco/techno record and create a hood, street anthem vibe for her verse?’ But once I got to the studio, it just kind of came to me.” Continue reading
Finally! Britney Spears seems to have figured out a way to cover up her strange lopsided nipples with a special top. I never thought this day would come, I’m proud of her, she’s becoming a lady. Here she is doing whatever it is she does these day looking like a somewhat normal celebrity. If her weird nipples aren’t pointing every which way but loose, what the hell am I supposed to write about? I guess this might be the last time we see Britney for a while so soak it up and enjoy.
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And no, we’re not talking about his personality. The comedian was spotted on his way to the gym in West Hollywood… And we can’t help but notice his skinny jeans are getting skinnier by the day. We never thought getting into Russell Brand ‘s pants would be difficult… But from the looks of it…it is.
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