No new releases today with nudity, but good news… “We’ve got bush!” That’s right, the seminal classic Revenge of the Nerds debuts on Blu-ray high definition today, along with two other skin classics! Hit the jump for more pics and info!
I’ve said it before: Next Movie’s ” Rappers Review Movies ” video series is ingenious. The latest rhymer to play Ebert with Hollywood’s new releases is NYC -based Immortal Technique, a lyricist who frequently uses his songs to draw attention to socio-economic and political disparities. Taking on Tarsem ‘s Greek actioner Immortals , he drops some serious conscious commentary on even greater issues: Namely, how much Clash of the Titans and the next-gen Star Wars movies totally sucked. PREACH !
It’s a Very Harold and Kumar Christmas 3D is in theaters, featuring no White Castle but plenty of juicy sliders. On DVD, it’s Addison Timlin nude in Season 4 of Californication, and skin classics Fraternity Vacation and Reform School Girls on double disc.
Amber Heard stars in The Rum Diary, and she’s skintoxicatingly nude. On Blu-Ray, it’s the ’80s skin classic The Hollywood Nights, with bush-baring cheerleaders, and the horror flick Zombie, where a naked chick swims with a shark. I think we’re gonna need a bigger bra.
A Good Old Fashioned Orgy opens, and star Angela Sarafyan delivers with orgy-licious boobs. The French biopic Gainsbourg has model Laetitia Casta’s castanets, and on Blu-Ray, Final Destination 3 has Crystal Lowe and Chelan Simmons nude .
So amid all the festival hoopla and luminaries dropping by , I know what you’re really thinking today: How did The Worst Movie EVER ! fare last night in Winchester, Va.? Indeed, the infamous mockbuster had its second theatrical engagement in a late showing at the town’s Alamo Drafthouse, and the numbers are in. Stand back!
Even if the upcoming Marilyn Monroe biopic My Week with Marilyn doesn’t live up to its intriguing promo stills , the casting and styling choices that make Michelle Williams and Kenneth Branagh such convincing impersonators of Marilyn Monroe and Laurence Olivier are already stunners. Branagh’s Shakespearean gravitas! Williams’ sighing loveliness! This inspires us to revisit other famous actors who played Hollywood legends and see how their appearances measured up. Come on, Judy Davis, get happy!
As you fire up the grill and wax philosophical about the meaning of Labor Day this long holiday weekend (i.e. it means no work on Monday!), take a moment to think about the underdogs struggling to do battle at the box office. Killer sharks , astronauts , even the mighty Helen Mirren — none of this week’s new releases may have the power to unseat the chick-lit segregation drama The Help , which could well sweep all comers under the rug with another #1 weekend showing. Bet you never envisioned the summer blockbuster season would end this way, did ya?
The Conan the Barbarian reboot hits theaters, and some slave girls bare breasts in 3D. The original Conan, starring Sandahl Bergman’s rack , is out on Blu-Ray, as is The Big Lebowski with a nude Julianne Moore .
The Conan the Barbarian reboot hits theaters, and some slave girls bare breasts in 3D. The original Conan, starring Sandahl Bergman’s rack , is out on Blu-Ray, as is The Big Lebowski with a nude Julianne Moore .