Brothers and rival NFL quarterbacks Eli and Peyton Manning join forces and show off their rapping skills DirecTV in a new ad entitled “Fantasy Football Fantasy.” Yes, you read that right. Peyton and Eli Manning rapping. Enjoy. Eli and Peyton Manning Rap – Fantasy Football Fantasy Fellow New Orleans native Lil Wayne? Rolling in his grave. Or just rolling on the floor laughing at what the future Hall of Fame members spit here. The two drop-back passers drop some ill rhymes, while saying “fantasy” and using auto-tune alot, while Joe Namath also makes an appearance. Awkwardly caressing a woman. You can’t make this stuff up. Eli wears a fitted cap and two mink coats (one for each of his two Super Bowl titles), while his older brother drops knowledge on our collective domes. The 2014 NFL season can’t get here fast enough. Celebrities Who Played College Football 1. Joel McHale Before he made us laugh on Community, Joel McHale made defenses pay as tight end for Washington.
Brothers and rival NFL quarterbacks Eli and Peyton Manning join forces and show off their rapping skills DirecTV in a new ad entitled “Fantasy Football Fantasy.” Yes, you read that right. Peyton and Eli Manning rapping. Enjoy. Eli and Peyton Manning Rap – Fantasy Football Fantasy Fellow New Orleans native Lil Wayne? Rolling in his grave. Or just rolling on the floor laughing at what the future Hall of Fame members spit here. The two drop-back passers drop some ill rhymes, while saying “fantasy” and using auto-tune alot, while Joe Namath also makes an appearance. Awkwardly caressing a woman. You can’t make this stuff up. Eli wears a fitted cap and two mink coats (one for each of his two Super Bowl titles), while his older brother drops knowledge on our collective domes. The 2014 NFL season can’t get here fast enough. Celebrities Who Played College Football 1. Joel McHale Before he made us laugh on Community, Joel McHale made defenses pay as tight end for Washington.
Jon Koppenhaver, an MMA fighter who goes by War Machine, is wanted by Las Vegas officials for the alleged beating he gave his girlfriend Christy Mack. If the cops can’t catch the fugitive, we know one man who is all over it. Duane Chapman, a.k.a. Dog The Bounty Hunter, is coming after Koppenhaver, the target of SEVEN arrest warrants after beating Christy Mack beyond belief: “@WarMachine170 better 2 Give All You Excuses To The Judge,” he wrote yesterday. “You got 24 hrs to turn your self in or I am Coming After YOU! #CMTDogAndBeth” Those 24 hours came and went. War Marchine is still on the loose. “@WarMachine170 your now In my World,” Chapman added. “Your [sic] a FUGITIVE & I Am a BOUNTY HUNTER !! YOU NEED TO FEEL SHAME !!” “Be a MAN SURRENDER TO AUTHORITIES” Don’t hold your breath for that scenario … and perhaps it’s for the best. Like everyone else, we want him brought to justice by any means necessary. If he did turn himself in, that would obviously be preferable … but the idea of War Machine getting what’s coming to him from Dog does sound entertaining. Should the coward insist on trying to evade justice for his alleged crimes, it would make for one heck of an episode of Dog and Beth: On the Hunt . Just saying. Dog and Beth Chapman: Bounty Hunters 1. Dog the Bounty Hunter, Wife Dog the Bounty Hunter and his wife at the Ivy. The place to be seen for lunch.
We’ve all been there, haven’t we? Heck, check the time and the date. Many of us are likely there right now. We either partied too hard over the weekend. Or we didn’t relax enough. Or we just really don’t wanna go to work. But no matter what the reason, we’ve been afflicted: we have a case of the Mondays. And we’re not alone! Pets clearly experience this same unfortunate illness, as made clear in the following gallery of GIFs, all of which feature pets with one question in common: Is it Tuesday yet?!? 17 Dogs with a Major Case of the Mondays 1. Just 5 More… Hours.
A thief robbed Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick of a briefcase full of cash earlier this summer, because they obviously have those sitting around. Southampton, N.Y. law enforcement officials say it was Scott who reported the case filled with $4,000 was jacked from their bedroom between July 1-4. No word if Disick had alcohol poisoning during that stretch and that’s why he can’t pinpoint the exact day of the theft. We’re kidding. And sorry. Mostly. They reportedly think it may have been an inside job, as these sort of incidents are seemingly happening to the famous family with startling regularity. If you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online , you know Khloe got robbed in similar fashion, and Kourt feels the burglar is someone close to them. Nothing else was reported stolen and there was no indication of forced entry, furthering the belief that this person knew what to look for and where. Kourtney reported a similar theft in February at her home in Calabasas – in which someone pilfered $50,000 (!) – and this was after the Khloe robbery . In that case, someone ripped off around $250,000 worth of jewelry from Khloe’s home. That krime was also never solved, but the krew was suspected. Between Keeping Up With the Kardashians , and now Kourt’s Hamptons spinoff, the support staff working for the Kards has become a massive enterprise. Definitely sounds like an inside job to us. That or Lamar’s drug dealers are really stealthy and looking to collect any way they can from his former in-laws. 12 Photos of Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick That Make Us Wonder If They’re in Love 1. Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian Picture Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian look totally thrilled to be together in this photo, don’t they? Is the couple ever happy?
Jessica Simpson is putting her absolutely insane physique on full display for her fans, clearly proud of how hard she’s worked to obtain that hard body. This photo posted to her Instagram account over the weekend pretty much speaks for itself, and we’re not talking about the beautiful late-day lighting: The bathing suit picture appears to have been taken at a bridal shower for the star’s younger sister, Ashlee Simpson, who’s engaged to Evan Ross. Way to subtly steal your sibling’s thunder there, Jessica. Those legs are looking full-on ridiculous these days, and the mother-of-two’s cleavage needs no introduction at this point … but still, DAMN girl! “Oh yea girl… We are proud to be in our bathing suits!!” Simpson, 34, wrote of herself and a bikini-clad buddy. “#hardworkpaysoff “#workoutpartnersforlife.” Hopefully we’ll be seeing #swimsuitpicslikethisforlife. Ever since Eric Johnson married Jessica Simpson earlier this summer, she’s been showcasing just how lucky a man Mr. Johnson is on social media. Her figure rivals that of her appearance in 2005’s The Dukes of Hazzard , and is even more impressive given that she’s a decade older and had two kids. Respect. And appreciation. To wit … 35 Sexiest Jessica Simpson Pics 1. Jessica Simpson Bikini Photo Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs.
Okay, so Kim Kardashian is a terrible mom , a talentless, materialistic, fame-hungry human being, and the biggest reason that the rest of the world hates America. But at least she’s hot, right?! Well … not all the time. 13 Worst Kim Kardashian Photos! 1. Kim Kardashian Krying Kim gets her ugly cry on. It’s definitely not her best look. Everyone poses for a fugly photo now and then, but while you might be powerless when your Great Aunt Edna tags you on Facebook, Kim is anything but. With an army of PR specialists to help hide unflattering pics from the world, Mrs. West does her best to scrub the best of any less than flattering images. But this is the Internet Age, and she has cameras on her 24/7. Even the daily avalanche of Kim Kardashian bikini selfies can’t bury every pic of Kim looking like she should be strolling through Wal-Mart stocking up on one-ply TP and bargain basement diapers for North. The main lesson to be learned from the gallery above is that there’s no avoiding the occasional foul photo, no matter who you are or what you do. So next time you end up on Instagram mid-blink with nacho cheese on your chin, just be glad that unlike Kim, you don’t have 17 million followers. The other lesson to be learned is: Kim crying in public is a terrible sight to behold. It’s amazing that she still allows herself to be photographed weeping in public, but we wouldn’t be surprised if she used her ugly crier status to her advantage. We’re guessing Kanye gives her anything she wants just to keep her from crumpling up her face in front of the paparazzi. And if he doesn’t he should start.
Olivia Wilde isn’t just featured in the latest issue of Glamour. She’s featured in the latest issue of Glamour breastfeeding son Otis . Why did the actress choose to pose for such a picture, in which Wilde is wearing a sparkling Roberto Cavalli gown and Prada heels and her child is naked? “Usually he has a diaper on and I’ve never looked that good breastfeeding,” Wilde said this morning on Today. “I never will.” Olivia Wilde Glamour Interview She also said the photo wasn’t planned. “It’s funny, that picture grew out of a very organic moment,” Wilde told Savannah Guthrie, who is expecting her first child this summer. “I was working, I was shooting the cover of Glamour, and I needed to feed my son Otis. “So he came to work and I had to feed him, and either I was gonna do it off-camera or on. I thought, ‘You know what? Shoot it because this is part of my real life.” Wilde is one of many celebrities who have made this sort of statement, as her pictorial put her in the company of Gisele, Jaime King and other famous moms who have shown themselves breastfeeding in public. Got a problem with this? Tough luck , they’d say. Check out the images here: Celebrity Breastfeeding Pictures 1. Gisele Bundchen Breastfeeding Gisele Bundchen breastfeeding and getting all made up for a modeling shoot. That is some impressive multitasking right there.
There’s really nothing better than a night out with your girlfriends. It’s fun to get dressed up, have some drinks, do some dancing, talk about feelings (for better or worse) … and then do it all over again the next night. The other bar patrons? Well, they may not have a clue what the heck hit them when you and your girls walk through the door. This post is for them. We’ve assembled your handy guide to drunk girls so you’ll be prepared when you see a flock of females coming your way. They really just want to have fun. Promise. But since that fun probably includes shots, we can’t guarantee you won’t get bombed if one of them is a lightweight. So you’ve been warned. Presented without further comment, 17 things drunk girls say and do: 17 Things Girls Say and Do When They’re Drunk 1. That’s My Jam! When you’re drunk in the club (or on the way to the club), EVERY SONG is your jam.
A social media uproar was sparked this week by a skinny Gap model. We’re not talking your generic skinny model, either. This woman is … well, she’s really thin. The clothing brand Tweeted out this photo of the woman modeling a plaid green shirt-dress with the caption, “Dress up your days in pastel plaid #since1969”: The lighting and background don’t help, but followers immediately began criticizing the model’s weight and what message the company was sending. One wrote, “Seriously, @Gap? In what world do people look like this? Perhaps you could select models who represent regular gals & not a skeletor ghost.” In response, the company issued a statement to media outlets: “Our intentions have always been to celebrate diversity in our marketing and champion people for who they are,” Gap Inc. spokesperson Edie Kissko said in response. “Upon reflection, we understand the sensitivity surrounding this photo. Customer feedback is important to us and we think this is a valuable conversation to learn from.” Meanwhile, others began “skinny-shaming” the model , saying she “looks like she needs a hamburger and some sunlight,” which led to some reverse backlash. One defender of the Tweet stated that while the photo looked severe, his wife is incredibly thin and is often the subject of ridicule because of her body. He said that his spouse does not have an eating disorder but this is often assumed for no reason, leaving her subject to body image issues. It’s an interesting point. While fat-shaming is of course more common, as we’ve seen with Kate Middleton (below), a woman can be naturally slender and subject to scrutiny as well. What do you think of the controversial Gap photo? Should the brand use more “regular” models? Is this skinny-shaming and just fat-shaming in reverse? Kate Middleton: Her 29 Best Looks 1. Kate Middleton in Jenny Packham Kate Middleton looking stunning as ever. The Duchess worked the red carpet at the BOA Olympic Concert dress in an emerald Jenny Packham pleated gown.
