Many people believe nothing is more magical than a tasteful portrait of an expectant mother’s pregnant belly, and we are not here to argue with those people. Those people just aren’t talking about these 27 photos. “What were they thinking?” is the stock response to these epic pictures of people who took the excitement of their impending arrival to disturbing levels. How and why these awkward shots made it to the web, we have no idea. But they will make you cringe, scratch your head, and smile with a blend of joy, bewilderment and gratitude. Because they’re not yours. You can always be thankful for that fact. Like the 37 best photos of people at Walmart , this gallery will simultaneously have you laughing out loud and questioning the very future of humanity itself: 27 Awkwardest Pregnancy Pictures Ever 1. Pumping Her Up There was likely some pumping of a different sort involved between these two a few months prior.
For a woman who’s sold over 8 million records worldwide, Lana Del Rey has managed to remain something of an enigma. A recent Rolling Stone piece about Lana filled in some of the puzzle pieces (Perhaps that’s why she nearly bailed mid-interview.), but there are still plenty of questions remaining. Is she really dating Francesco Carrozzini ? What’s going on with Lana and James Franco ? Fortunately, Rolling Stone recently posted a companion piece to their Lana interview, and it manages to solve a few of the more puzzling mysteries surrounding LDR. There’s still plenty we don’t know, of course, but we kinda prefer it that way. We’re sure she does to: 11 Surprising Facts About Lana Dey Rey! 1. She Loves Her Cigs Lana is a self-described “chain-smoker.” Let’s hope her pack-a-day doesn’t damage her amazing voice. Jump into the gallery above to find out Lana’s real age (It’s not what you think.); what Seinfeld character she identifies with; and, yes, even what classic American flavor makes her think of her own lady bits. Lana’s a non-drinker (see the gallery for more on that), so we know the interviewer didn’t ply her with liquor. For some reason, however, during the two days she spent with journalist Brian Hiatt, Lana shed her aloof chanteuse persona, and shared a number of surprising tidbits about her past, her career, and her outlook on life. Sadly, she doesn’t provide a whole lot of insight into why she dissed Lady Gaga on “So Legit.” We may never get to the bottom of that one. Might be for the best.
Daytime Emmy-winning actress Eileen Davidson has joined The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for next season, and the star did not come cheap. The Days of Our Lives and Young & The Restless legend “has indeed signed on to join the cast for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” an insider says. How much did she get to bring her star power to the Bravo series? An astonishing $750,000, which is a record for a cast member. Compared to the rest of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast salaries , Davidson is head and shoulders above the rest, despite her newcomer status. How did she command that kind of cash from the producers? Sources say the dynamics between Eileen and fellow new cast member/soap opera star Lisa Rinna will heave fans “surprised by their relationship.” The returning stars also received huge raises, it’s worth noting. Lisa Vanderpump, Kyle Richards, and Yolanda Foster will each earn a cool $500,000, while Kim Richards and Lisa Rinna will be bringing in $450,000. Vanderpump had been earning just $250,000 a season, followed by Kyle Richards at $200,000, and her sister Kim and Foster netting $100,000 a piece. It’s unclear what Brandi Glanville, Lisa’s frenemy and perhaps the biggest lightning rod on all of Bravo, earns/has earned thus far with the franchise. Real Housewives: Before They Were Reality Stars! 1. Tamra Barney: Before The Real Housewives OCs Tamra was quite the bodacious bikini babe. Still is!
Her marriage to Kanye West may be over , but Kim Kardashian remains under… the sun! Yes, the reality star is back with another Mexican bikini photo. Simply writing “#Tanning” as a caption, the reality star posted the following photo to Instagram this week, as she continues to lounge around while vacationing in Mexico with daughter North West and husband Kanye. Of course, while Kardashian is just lying around… North is doing work! The one-year old took her first steps on Wednesday, an event chronicled with excitement by her mother online. Let’s just hope North never learns how to use the Internet because, between all of her mom’s bikini photos and a certain sex tape with Ray J, we have a feeling the child could be scarred for life. Here are plenty more Kim Kardashian bikini photos to keep non-North Wests happy: 23 Hottest Kim Kardashian Bikini Photos 1. Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover Pic Kim Kardashian has her bikini body back! This is such great news, isn’t it?
Her marriage to Kanye West may be over , but Kim Kardashian remains under… the sun! Yes, the reality star is back with another Mexican bikini photo. Simply writing “#Tanning” as a caption, the reality star posted the following photo to Instagram this week, as she continues to lounge around while vacationing in Mexico with daughter North West and husband Kanye. Of course, while Kardashian is just lying around… North is doing work! The one-year old took her first steps on Wednesday, an event chronicled with excitement by her mother online. Let’s just hope North never learns how to use the Internet because, between all of her mom’s bikini photos and a certain sex tape with Ray J, we have a feeling the child could be scarred for life. Here are plenty more Kim Kardashian bikini photos to keep non-North Wests happy: 23 Hottest Kim Kardashian Bikini Photos 1. Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover Pic Kim Kardashian has her bikini body back! This is such great news, isn’t it?
Madonna’s oldest child has grown up before out eyes. Seventeen-year-old Lourdes Leon will attend the University of Michigan in the fall, but before setting off on her own, Lourdes had to had one last high school rite of passage to endure, and she did it with the help of some good friends and a few glasses of bubbly. In a blog post titled “Lola Leaves High School,” Lourdes shared a humorous account of her senior prom with the online world. Unfortunately, the aspiring fashion designer may have been a bit too candid in discussing her pre-party shenanigans. “A week before graduation, I attended the classic party every American teenager goes to despite the really bad music,” wrote Lourdes on her website. “This is known as prom. Of course I had a beautiful time, but I’ll attribute that to the fact that I partied with my awesome friends all night.” Despite that “beautiful time,” Lourdes’ post mainly on the lamer parts of the prom, which included, “Awkwardly avoiding teachers because you may or may not have had some champagne and it would be weird to talk to them.” So, Lourdes had some champagne at prom. Big deal, right? Well, it wouldn’t be, were it not for the fact that this is far from the first time that Madonna has been busted letting her kids booze underage. Earlier this year, Madonna posted a photo of her 13-year-old son Rocco holding a liquor bottle , and even that wasn’t the first scandal involving the Material Girl’s kids and drinking. Just a week prior, Rocco was criticized for an Instagram post suggesting that he raids his mom’s liquor cabinet. So while we can all probably that a 17-year-old getting a little tipsy on prom night may not be huge deal, certainly a 13-year-old knocking ’em back with his mom is not cool. Oh, and a word of advice, kids: if you’re gonna drink, at least keep the boozing to after prom. You really want to get in trouble with your principal a week before graduation? 8 Controversial Photos of Madonna 1. Madonna Armpit Hair Pic Madonna has hair in her armpit. And she’s not afraid to show it off.
It’s not often that one encounters someone taking off their prosthetic leg, bang it on the table and throw it across the table to make a point at a restaurant. Not everyone can be Aviva Drescher, however. The reality star says her leg-throwing shenanigans on The Real Housewives of New York City season finale last night were not planned … and she’s not sorry. After a heated argument at Le Cirque, in which she was called a phony, Aviva Drescher threw her leg , saying the prothesic limb is the only “fake” thing about her. The way she seamlessly delivered that comeback, punctuated by the removal of the leg, led many to believe that the eye-popping stunt was premeditated. Not the case, she says – but she’d do it again. “I just thought the whole thing was funny,” the RHONY cast member says . “I just think accusing somebody of making up an illness is funny.” “I think Heather [Thomson] standing up and yelling at me like a pit bull is funny. I think me getting angry and throwing my leg on the table was really funny and crazy.” “I get a hoot out of it,” Aviva says, noting wittily, “but of course, I was definitely brought to the end of my rope, or the end of my leg so to speak.” Why the theatrics, though? Aviva Drescher Throws Leg Drescher “wanted to make a point” about the lies she’s accused of. If you watch The Real Housewives of New York City online , you know it was a decent list. “They were kind of saying that I was implying all the time that I was lying to Carole [Radziwill] with Bookgate and I was lying about my asthma,” she says. “I was lying about neither. I’m on a reality show and I expect to be made fun of and ridiculed … I get all that and I expect it all. But, I don’t appreciate being called a liar.” “So, was I planning [the leg throw]? I didn’t plan it. It was not a premeditated leg-throw … it only takes about one second to [remove the prosthesis].” “I’m an advocate for amputees … to that end, all in my amputee community think it was another step in speaking up for myself,” Aviva insists. Besides, “from an entertainment point of view, for better or for worse, I am a reality TV personality, and I strive to be the best that I can be in whatever I am doing.” “I think that I did that … I don’t regret it … I would do it again. I wasn’t throwing it at anybody or hurting anybody. It was a physical expression of an emotion.” Well, at least she’s owning it. 19 Real Housewives Feuds For the Ages 19. Aviva Drescher vs. Carole Radziwill This one is alive and well. Aviva Drescher and Carole Radziwill have more bad blood over their dueling book deals than most people have had in their whole lives about everything and everyone combined.
Katy Perry’s green hair was one thing. But now, according to various blogs and comment boards, KP has simply gone to far by rocking some sort of weird green body-stocking thing while touring a Canadian “pioneer village” earlier this week. Apparently, Katy was under the impression that being in a 19th Century-themed park north of the border meant she was free to toss on whatever freakish textile she’d been saving in her costume chest without being judged. It’s not like she’s in LA! Surely no photos will end up on line, right? As you can see, Katy was sadly mistaken. And an army of mini-Joan Rivers, Fashion Police-in-training took to the Intrawebz to tell Katy just how appropriate that dunce cap really is. Surely, she shall rue the day she donned such a regrettable garment! Unless, of course, it catches on, then Lady Gaga will say Katy copied her again. Frankly, we think everyone should ease up on Katy. Maybe the color isn’t ideal, and it’s kinda weird that it covers her entire body, but we encourage her to wear see-through clothes whenever the mood strikes her! After all, he’s already rocked every other kind of revealing outfit. Gotta keep it fresh somehow: 25 Best Pics of Katy Perry’s Cleavage 1. Katy Perry GQ Photo (February 2014) Katy Perry covers the new issue of GQ. She looks like this. We hate John Mayer so hard.
George Clooney? Kim Kardashian would love to do him. Barack Obama? That guy is really into change. Selfies? What else is there in life?!? Kim Kardashian hasn’t just done come crazy people in her time (Nick Lachey? Miles Austin? Ray J?!?), she’s also said some crazy stuff; about actors, about politics and about what she considers to be the “worst thing on the planet.” What might that be? Click around and find out now! 13 Krazy Kim Kardashian Quotes [Taking selfies] is the purpose of life. Permalink: is the purpose of life. Added: July 22, 2014 1. [Taking selfies] is the purpose of life. [Taking selfies] is the purpose of life.
The lovely Lauren Conrad is anything but basic to us, but Allure apparently views her as less exceptional than does THG’s editorial department. The 28-year-old beauty took to Twitter on Monday to call out Allure for labeling her exactly that in a recent style feature titled “Beauty and a Beat.” It may not look like a major diss at a glance, given that LC is famous for her understated, classic California style, but when the magazine elaborates? Less flattering. “Made famous by Kreayshawn, and viral by YouTube, the Basic woman is remarkably unremarkable,” says the description under her photo. “What’s noteworthy about her style is its very plainness. Except to her. She swears those red soled shoes are cutting-edge,” the article states. “Basic” girls, Allure says, are known for their “skinny jeans” and “blowout or sausage curls.” Ouch. Suffice it to say, Lauren was less than thrilled. “I definitely just got called a basic b*tch! Haha!” Conrad, who’s engaged to William Tell , wrote with a link and a screen shot of the article in question. “Sausage curls!? Really @Allure_magazine?” Making this even more surprising? Lauren Conrad has covered Allure magazine on three different occasions, most recently in April of THIS YEAR. Basic, our a$$. Lauren Conrad Photos: Through the Years 1. Very Perky Lauren Conrad can’t always be described as such, but she’s definitely looking perky here. Wow.
