Jimmy Kimmel has a lot of fun with The Bachelor on his very own ABC network. His latest spoof of the hit show? A faux cure for the Bachelor-related blues. He aired a fake ad for “Rozac,” a medication for “Bachelor-related depression” last night, and after The Bachelor Season 18 Episode 8 , Renee could use it … The Bachelor: Rozac Kimmel, who is expecting a baby with Molly McNearney, accurately notes that the show features a lot of bawling, especially in Juan Pablo’s season. The clip shows each of the the show’s remaining contestants breaking down while a voiceover asks, “Are you crying in front of millions of strangers?” “Is it because you’re boyfriend is dating a half dozen other women? Does your self-esteem depend on whether or not he gives you a flower on TV?” The commercial then introduces “Rozac … for when you don’t get the rose.” Who’ll be crying after the Fantasy Suite nightmares on tonight’s episode: Nikki Ferrell, Andi Dorfman, Clare Crawley … or even Juan Pablo Galavis himself?! The Bachelor spoilers shed some light on that … if you dare to read on! Also, you can peep the promo for Tuesday’s train wreck episode, starting in just a few hours … The Bachelor Season 18 Episode 9 Promo
Another creative soul out there is helping us smile through the pain of a never-ending polar vortex. With one awesome family in North Carolina having devised their own snow day song , and two school administers parodying Ice Ice Baby for their cancelation announcement, WKRC Cincinnati reporter Bob Herzog is now having some fun with this awful weather. In the following footage, Herzog explains that he’s seen the animated hit Frozen twice and that he’s watched “YouTube videos of the songs from the movie several thousand times” with his daughter at home. Enter the track “Just Don’t Go,” something Herzog says “really speaks to what a traffic man has to deal with when you have weather conditions like we’ve had this winter.” Watch this impressive take on “Let It Go” now. Traffic Reporter Sings “Just Don’t Go” Looking for more great moments in news? Look no further! 19 Hilariously Awesome Moments in News Open Slideshow 1. Jim Cantore Knees College Kid on Camera The Weather Channel’s Jim Cantore, reporting live from the site of crazy weather as he always does, beats back a college kid’s attempt to video bomb him. View As List 1. Jim Cantore Knees College Kid on Camera The Weather Channel’s Jim Cantore, reporting live from the site of crazy weather as he always does, beats back a college kid’s attempt to video bomb him. 2. A.J. Clemente Curses on Air This was quite the start to the anchoring career of A.J. Clemente. Watch him curse on air in this clip. 3. Reporter Curses on Air An anchor at KSN in Kansas signs off in this video. He is then heard saying he wants to get the “f-ck” out of there. 4. Lindsay Nadrich News Report: F Bomb Alert! Lindsay Nadrich curses twice during this segment for a local Fox affiliate in Spokane. It’s pretty awesome. 5. Anchors Resign On The Air Bangor, Maine TV news anchors Cindy Michaels and Tony Consiglio resigned live on air last night, stunning their viewers and managers alike. 6. Dog Bites News Anchor This dog bit a news anchor in the face on live TV. It’s scary, but the clip has gone viral in recent days. 7. Los Angeles News Report: RAIN!!!!!!! It’s raining in Los Angeles. And this reporter is simply in shock over this unusual event. 8. Los Angeles Newscasters React to Cold It’s so cold in Los Angeles! And local reporters aren’t sure how to handle this crazy weather. 9. News Bloopers: The Best of 2013 HA! Prepare to laugh, THGers. This is an awesome video of the best news bloopers of 2013. 10. Will Ferrell Anchors Local News as Ron Burgundy Ron Burgundy, portrayed by Will Ferrell, anchored the KXMB evening newscast in Minot, North Dakota on Saturday, November 30. 11. News Team Hangs Up on Oprah Well, this is embarrassing. The WGN news team accidentally hangs up on Oprah Winfrey in this segment. 12. MSNBC Anchor Cuts Off Guest, Switches to Justin Bieber Coverage Who says what a former Congresswoman has to say when Justin Bieber is getting arrested? Isn’t that right, MSNBC? 13. Anchor Clashes with Meteorologist In these clips, it sure appears as if one news anchor has a beef with her meteorologist. See what we mean now! 14. News Anchor Dances During Commercial A news anchor was busted dancing during a commercial break, not realizing she was live. Awesome work! 15. News Anchor Says NBA Game Ends in Tie This news anchor in Maine is probably rather embarrassed right now after reporting that Game 4 of the Eastern Conference Finals ended in a tie. 16. CNN Anchor Goes Nuts A CNN anchor is apparently having a tough time with the word “peanuts.” 17. Jean Price Carjacking Josh Taylor Jean Price, a Florida woman, carjacks reporter Josh Taylor while his camera is recording this entire thing. Pretty great. 18. Samuel L. Jackson BLASTS Moronic Reporter Samuel L. Jackson goes off on a reporter in this interview, and for good reason: he thinks the actor is Laurence Fishburne! 19. Today Hosts Pound Vodka, Cough Up a Lung Natalie Morales and Lester Holt can’t really handle their liquor. Watch them try to pound some vodka shots here.
Farrah Abraham is anything but a hypocrite. Actually, she’s kid the definition of a hypocrite. Or maybe just a pathological liar or some hybrid of the two. Whatever. The point we’re making here is that when her daughter Sophia wants plastic surgery one day, do not expect the reality star to stand in the way. The Farrah 2: Backdoor & More star says she’s open to the idea of letting her daughter eventually go under the knife. Sophia, by the way, is FOUR. The MTV personality reveals in an interview with Radar: “I have to say, we very much believe that we are pretty. We are secure people. But if there’s something that she can’t live with, then yes go for it!” Secure is not the word we would’ve chosen, but because she’s trying not to screw up Sophia permanently, she does have one key stipulation for this. “Like myself, I waited till I was 18,” Farrah Abraham explained to the site. “If she would like to do that, she’s her own adult. And … if it’s for a real reason.” A real reason? She doesn’t elaborate there, but adds, “ I’m supportive , but I don’t think in any way shape or form she will need that. She’s a very adorable, good looking, great kid.” Abraham, on the other hand, has drastically changed her looks, getting breast augmentations, a nose job, chin implants, and lip injections over the years. “I envisioned myself looking one way and I changed it,” Abraham says. “And I’m still happy and I don’t b—h about my looks anymore.” Just about being called a porn star, even though she totes is one. As for future procedures? Don’t rule those out either, she says: “I feel like if I am preventing aging, yes. There’s always little things I can do. But at this time right now, my esthetician and my doctors don’t recommend that, so I’m not going to.” Phew. For more epic Farrah Abraham quotes … see below: 15 Dumbest Farrah Abraham Quotes of All Time Open Slideshow 1. Mom of the Year [On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I’m] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing. View As List [On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I’m] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing. Permalink: Mom of the Year Added: February 18, 2014 1. Mom of the Year [On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I’m] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing. I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having sex … to me it’s kind of the same thing because both things are intimate. Permalink: Sex Tape vs. Teen Mom Added: February 18, 2014 2. Sex Tape vs. Teen Mom I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having… I feel like if I can’t show my true self, and if I can’t explore who I am, then it would be lying to myself and I would stunt my growth. So if I feel like opening up a restaurant, opening up a gentlemen’s club, opening up a children’s clothing store, and doing songs, books, everything that I feel like doing, I’m going to do it. It suits me well. Permalink: It Suits Her Added: February 18, 2014 3. It Suits Her I feel like if I can’t show my true self, and if I can’t explore who I am, then it would be lying to myself and I would stunt my growth…. I’m young, I’m 22, and I’m a single mom. On the flip side, I’m a very good mom. I work very hard. I’m probably one of the best parents you’re ever gonna meet. That’s who I am. Permalink: I Work HARD Added: February 18, 2014 4. I Work HARD I’m young, I’m 22, and I’m a single mom. On the flip side, I’m a very good mom. I work very hard. I’m probably one of the best parents… I just want to bring great prices and better products to the world and be creative all at the same time, and I think that’s what I’m good at business-wise. That’s Farrah. If you know me, that’s me. Permalink: Better Products Added: February 18, 2014 5. Better Products I just want to bring great prices and better products to the world and be creative all at the same time, and I think that’s what I’m good… Against all odds of everybody else telling me not to sell it, not to do it or whatever – it was already out, it was already going to be out there for free, so I made a business deal out of it. I’m smart, and I’m happy that I did that. Permalink: Smart Business Woman Added: February 18, 2014 6. Smart Business Woman Against all odds of everybody else telling me not to sell it, not to do it or whatever – it was already out, it was already going to be… I am not a porn star, I’m going to be done doing adult gentlemen’s clubs and exotica expos soon you know. At first I loved doing that, meeting new fans that appreciated me as being on Teen Mom and having a sex video that was out. Now I feel like it’s gotten too far and I just kinda want to be done with that. I think going out and doing some of these things are fun, but when it gets to a point when it’s not fun, it’s more distracting, I’m not about that anymore. Permalink: I’m Not a Porn Star! Added: February 18, 2014 7. I’m Not a Porn Star! I am not a porn star, I’m going to be done doing adult gentlemen’s clubs and exotica expos soon you know. At first I loved doing that,… ) #XXX I KNOW WHAT’S OUT. Don’t talk to me about it! Thanks Permalink: Don’t Talk About the Sex Tape! Added: February 18, 2014 8. Don’t Talk About the Sex Tape! ) #XXX You’re very close with [fans], so in that aspect, in that light, I think it’s only helped me be more honest and a hardworking person because I have more going on than my personal life, I have a professional life. So that’s how I feel about that. Permalink: True Professional Added: February 18, 2014 9. True Professional You’re very close with [fans], so in that aspect, in that light, I think it’s only helped me be more honest and a hardworking person… [On James Deen] I don’t need to talk negatively about someone because I have nothing good to say. He should really just get out of the porn industry because things have gotten to his head, he disrespects women, and his penis is small. I haven’t seen many but his definitely was not big. Permalink: James Deen Sucks! Added: February 18, 2014 10. James Deen Sucks! [On James Deen] I don’t need to talk negatively about someone because I have nothing good to say. He should really just get out of the… [To Charlie Sheen] You sound like you have mental issues, (hints maybe you need some anger management counseling) given your disgusting lash out towards my body and my relationship with my daughter which each are both the epitome of perfection. Permalink: Take That, Charlie Sheen Added: February 18, 2014 11. Take That, Charlie Sheen [To Charlie Sheen] You sound like you have mental issues, (hints maybe you need some anger management counseling) given your disgusting… Knowing my sex tape was out there for everyone in the world to see… was overwhelming, I wanted to hide my face and not go out or pick up my phone. Permalink: Overwhelmed Added: February 18, 2014 12. Overwhelmed Knowing my sex tape was out there for everyone in the world to see… was overwhelming, I wanted to hide my face and not go out or pick… [Also on her DUI arrest] I was drinking throughout the night but I was just getting drinks from friends and I was not really trying to drink. Permalink: Not TRYING to Drink Added: February 18, 2014 13. Not TRYING to Drink [Also on her DUI arrest] I was drinking throughout the night but I was just getting drinks from friends and I was not really trying to… [On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone’s life. Permalink: .147 BAC = Safe Added: February 18, 2014 14. .147 BAC = Safe [On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone’s life. Jenelle [Evans] has all the potential to turn her negatives into a positive like I have. Permalink: Farrah vs. Jenelle Added: February 18, 2014 15. Farrah vs. Jenelle Jenelle [Evans] has all the potential to turn her negatives into a positive like I have.
Step away from the ledge, One Direction fans. Everything is going to be okay. With rumors swirling that the group is about to make like The Jonas Brothers and split up in the near future, TMZ has officially debunked this chatter via the fine print in the boy band’s contract. 16 Photos of One Direction That Makes Us Wanna Squeeeeaaal! Open Slideshow 1. 1D on the Red Carpet Which is your favorite member of One Direction? Take your time. We know this may be difficult to answer. View As List 1. 1D on the Red Carpet Which is your favorite member of One Direction? Take your time. We know this may be difficult to answer. 2. One Direction at The BRIT Awards One Direction was a big hit at the 2014 BRIT Awards. No real surprise there, huh? 3. 1D Day Celebration How many balloons can Liam bust with his butt? That was the question at the center of this 1D Day GIF. 4. Making Like Ghost Harry and Niall honor a famous scene from Ghost in this GIF. It’s courtesy of the band having fun on 1D Day. 5. One Direction Seventeen Issue The men of One Direction cover this issue of Seventeen. They are just so good looking! 6. One Direction Poster This Is Us is a hit at the box office. It finished its opening weekend at number-one. 7. One Direction Teen Vogue Cover One Direction covers this issue of Teen Vogue. Go ahead and scream away, gals! 8. One Direction Video Still This still is taken from the One Direction video for “Best Song Ever.” It set a viewing record on VEVO. 9. One Direction Members Photo Say hello to the young men of One Direction. They aren’t shabby looking, are they? 10. One Direction Promo Photo Members of One Direction poses for this publicity shot. It is on behalf of the 2013 Teen Choice Awards. 11. One Direction in Miami One Direction waves to its fans in this photo. They are on a balcony in Miami. 12. One Direction Members EEK! It’s the boys of One Direction! They are just SO darn cute! 13. One Direction in Concert Sing it, One Direction! The hot British boy band entertains the crowd in this concert pic. 14. One Direction Album Cover One Direction will release “Take Me Home” on November 13, 2013. Check out its official album art now. 15. One Direction on Stage Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles of One Direction are featured in this photo. The two are close friend, but nothing more, they insist. 16. One Direction on SNL One Direction is seen here on Saturday Night Live. The band is having an incredible 2012. Liam Payne bestowed fear in the hearts of millions around the globe when he said he hadn’t seen his mates in months over the weekend. And, yes, it’s true they are writing songs separately at the moment. But One Direction is contractually obligated to complete three more albums for its current label under its deal, with the guys only writing on their own these days to eventually compare notes and combine efforts. Harry Styles made a similar statement to The Sun in response to this rumor. He says the fellas are spending some time with their families, but all is quite good on the professional front. So, yes, it’s okay to take a deep breath now. Unless you’re a fan of The Wanted, you can rest easy for the foreseeable future.
Kendall Jenner is officially free to focus on her burgeoning modeling career . And Harry Styles is officially free to focus on One Direction not breaking up . Following three months of dating, these celebrities have ended the relationship they never actually acknowledged in the first place. “Kendall has been focusing on her modeling and Harry is preparing for work on the band’s fourth album, as well as their stadium tour,” a source tells The Daily Mail, citing busy schedules as the basis for this split. While neither side confirmed the romance, Jenner and Styles were first spotted together in November, while they also went skiing together a month later and spent some time together in Harry’s native London. Styles purposely stayed away from Kendall during her latest trip to England for London Fashion Week, however, in order to not serve as a distraction. “There’s been no major fallout,” the newspaper adds. “They’re definitely still friends ad haven’t ruled anything out in the future.” Styles, of course, is used to famous break-ups at this point. He has dated Caroline Flack, Taylor Swift and Cara Delevingne, all within the last couple years. 7 Selfies of Kendall Jenner Acting Like a Model Open Slideshow 1. Kendall Jenner Bugs Out Kendall Jenner says we “bug” her in this outfit. Well, she bugs us, too! View As List 1. Kendall Jenner Bugs Out Kendall Jenner says we “bug” her in this outfit. Well, she bugs us, too! 2. Kendall Jenner Snaps Selfie Kendall Jenner tries on an outfit here straight off the New York Fashion Week rack. It looks good on her. 3. Kendall Jenner with Pink Hair Whoa there! This is a very different look for Kendall Jenner. She can actually pull off pink hair. 4. Kendall Jenner Models for Vogue Kendall Jenner snaps a selfie in a New York City hotel room here. She is modeling a New York Fashion design. 5. Kendall Jenner: A Fashionable Selfie Kendall Jenner snapped this selfie inside a hotel room. The dress she is wearing comes straight from New York Fashion Week. 6. Kendall Jenner Fashion Week Outfit Kendall Jenner tries on an outfit here from New York Fashion week. Hey, at least her boobs are covered!
MTV treated viewers to three “Being Teen Mom” specials last night, because all of us have been wondering just what Farrah Abraham is up to these days. All of us who have missed the tabloid articles, music videos, sex tapes (plural), talk show interviews and other reality shows featuring her, that is. In that sense, give MTV credit. This wasn’t a look inside Farrah Abraham – James Deen already gave us that … WHAT?! – but a glimpse at her daughter’s life. Has Farrah completely screwed up her Sophia’s life like you might assume? 15 Dumbest Farrah Abraham Quotes of All Time Open Slideshow 1. Mom of the Year [On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I’m] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing. View As List [On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I’m] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing. Permalink: Mom of the Year Added: February 18, 2014 1. Mom of the Year [On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I’m] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing. I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having sex … to me it’s kind of the same thing because both things are intimate. Permalink: Sex Tape vs. Teen Mom Added: February 18, 2014 2. Sex Tape vs. Teen Mom I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having… I feel like if I can’t show my true self, and if I can’t explore who I am, then it would be lying to myself and I would stunt my growth. So if I feel like opening up a restaurant, opening up a gentlemen’s club, opening up a children’s clothing store, and doing songs, books, everything that I feel like doing, I’m going to do it. It suits me well. Permalink: It Suits Her Added: February 18, 2014 3. It Suits Her I feel like if I can’t show my true self, and if I can’t explore who I am, then it would be lying to myself and I would stunt my growth…. I’m young, I’m 22, and I’m a single mom. On the flip side, I’m a very good mom. I work very hard. I’m probably one of the best parents you’re ever gonna meet. That’s who I am. Permalink: I Work HARD Added: February 18, 2014 4. I Work HARD I’m young, I’m 22, and I’m a single mom. On the flip side, I’m a very good mom. I work very hard. I’m probably one of the best parents… I just want to bring great prices and better products to the world and be creative all at the same time, and I think that’s what I’m good at business-wise. That’s Farrah. If you know me, that’s me. Permalink: Better Products Added: February 18, 2014 5. Better Products I just want to bring great prices and better products to the world and be creative all at the same time, and I think that’s what I’m good… Against all odds of everybody else telling me not to sell it, not to do it or whatever – it was already out, it was already going to be out there for free, so I made a business deal out of it. I’m smart, and I’m happy that I did that. Permalink: Smart Business Woman Added: February 18, 2014 6. Smart Business Woman Against all odds of everybody else telling me not to sell it, not to do it or whatever – it was already out, it was already going to be… I am not a porn star, I’m going to be done doing adult gentlemen’s clubs and exotica expos soon you know. At first I loved doing that, meeting new fans that appreciated me as being on Teen Mom and having a sex video that was out. Now I feel like it’s gotten too far and I just kinda want to be done with that. I think going out and doing some of these things are fun, but when it gets to a point when it’s not fun, it’s more distracting, I’m not about that anymore. Permalink: I’m Not a Porn Star! Added: February 18, 2014 7. I’m Not a Porn Star! I am not a porn star, I’m going to be done doing adult gentlemen’s clubs and exotica expos soon you know. At first I loved doing that,… ) #XXX I KNOW WHAT’S OUT. Don’t talk to me about it! Thanks Permalink: Don’t Talk About the Sex Tape! Added: February 18, 2014 8. Don’t Talk About the Sex Tape! ) #XXX You’re very close with [fans], so in that aspect, in that light, I think it’s only helped me be more honest and a hardworking person because I have more going on than my personal life, I have a professional life. So that’s how I feel about that. Permalink: True Professional Added: February 18, 2014 9. True Professional You’re very close with [fans], so in that aspect, in that light, I think it’s only helped me be more honest and a hardworking person… [On James Deen] I don’t need to talk negatively about someone because I have nothing good to say. He should really just get out of the porn industry because things have gotten to his head, he disrespects women, and his penis is small. I haven’t seen many but his definitely was not big. Permalink: James Deen Sucks! Added: February 18, 2014 10. James Deen Sucks! [On James Deen] I don’t need to talk negatively about someone because I have nothing good to say. He should really just get out of the… [To Charlie Sheen] You sound like you have mental issues, (hints maybe you need some anger management counseling) given your disgusting lash out towards my body and my relationship with my daughter which each are both the epitome of perfection. Permalink: Take That, Charlie Sheen Added: February 18, 2014 11. Take That, Charlie Sheen [To Charlie Sheen] You sound like you have mental issues, (hints maybe you need some anger management counseling) given your disgusting… Knowing my sex tape was out there for everyone in the world to see… was overwhelming, I wanted to hide my face and not go out or pick up my phone. Permalink: Overwhelmed Added: February 18, 2014 12. Overwhelmed Knowing my sex tape was out there for everyone in the world to see… was overwhelming, I wanted to hide my face and not go out or pick… [Also on her DUI arrest] I was drinking throughout the night but I was just getting drinks from friends and I was not really trying to drink. Permalink: Not TRYING to Drink Added: February 18, 2014 13. Not TRYING to Drink [Also on her DUI arrest] I was drinking throughout the night but I was just getting drinks from friends and I was not really trying to… [On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone’s life. Permalink: .147 BAC = Safe Added: February 18, 2014 14. .147 BAC = Safe [On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone’s life. Jenelle [Evans] has all the potential to turn her negatives into a positive like I have. Permalink: Farrah vs. Jenelle Added: February 18, 2014 15. Farrah vs. Jenelle Jenelle [Evans] has all the potential to turn her negatives into a positive like I have. The surprising answer to that question – notwithstanding the pacifier shoved into the girl’s mouth AT AGE FOUR – is probably not as much as you’d think. Call her what you want, but the now-22-year-old puts in the time and effort. Farrah gets her ready for school, spends car rides quizzing her on math problems, puts her in time out when the situation calls for it. Just like any mom! It certainly SEEMS like Sophia Abraham has a pretty normal life for a toddler, filled with preschool and dance class and a bedroom of stuffed animals. This isn’t to say all is well in the life of the Abraham girls, however. In Farrah’s “office,” she has a giant Girls & Corpses magazine cover and even a shot of the cover of the sex tape she often pretends ruined her life. Sophia spends time in this office, mind you, which is just weird. 15 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics Open Slideshow 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. View As List 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. 2. Farrah Abraham Bends Over Farrah Abraham is seen here bending over … just like she does on camera in a different sense. 3. Farrah Abraham Screen Shot Farrah Abraham in a lovely screen shot. And by lovely we mean absolutely terrifying. 4. Farrah Abraham Mullet Farrah Abraham rocks the mullet like it’s her job. What a great look for her honestly. 5. Farrah Abraham Topless Image Farrah Abraham topless and having her crotch molded for a custom sex tape. No clue why she has to be topless for this but whatever. 6. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape GIF A quality GIF from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. Assist to James Deen for the quote. 7. Farrah Abraham Swimsuit Photo Farrah Abraham and her epically fake boobs model a hilariously fake swimsuit. HOT! 8. Farrah Sex Tape Photo A scene from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. A lovely one, too. 9. Farrah Abraham and James Deen Farrah Abraham and James Deen share a passionate sex tape kiss. These two are so in love, you can tell. 10. Farrah Abraham O-Face Farrah Abraham screaming for more from James Deen in her sex tape. 11. Farrah Abraham Girl-on-Girl Farrah Abraham drinking and wearing lingerie and making out with someone else wearing lingerie. Good. Times. 12. Farrah Abraham and Daughter This photo of Farrah and her daughter is cringe worthy only because Sophia has to grow up and see the rest of these photos. 13. Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery Nice face. 14. Farrah Abraham Looks Fake This is not actually a wax figure of Farrah Abraham but it might as well be. 15. Farrah Abraham Bent Over Farrah Abraham bends over and hikes a football in the best/worst photo of all time. 16. Farrah Abraham With Breast Implants Yup. There they are. And those breast implants will soon find their way inside Farrah Abraham. 17. Farrah Abraham Cries Very familiar. She doesn’t cry pretty either. 18. Farrah Abraham Crying A familiar sight. 19. Farrah Abraham Cries a Lot We can’t stop either. She also has her own tanning booth in the house. Totes normal. Abraham deserves credit for trying to be a good mom; the level of effort she puts in is something a lot of us might not have realized had it not been for this. The perception that Sophia does her own thing and that Farrah neglects and ignores her is at least partially off base. The reality star is very much involved. However, she clearly doesn’t see the potential long-term impact of her near-term decision-making and how Sophia is likely to be affected down the line. Case in point: Asked about Sophia learning about the Farrah Abraham sex tape , she says no one would bring up her sex life to her kid unless they’re “sick and twisted.” Right. That will totally never happen to Sophia. Ever. There’s also the broader consideration of setting an example a young person can emulate. If Sophia looks at her mom’s lifestyle choices …. look out. But hey. She’s trying, people. She’s trying. 21 Freaky Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Stills Open Slideshow 1. Farrah 2: Backdoor and More Pic Farrah Abraham in a still photo from Backdoor and More. As you can tell we’ve cropped it for obvious reasons. View As List 1. Farrah 2: Backdoor and More Pic Farrah Abraham in a still photo from Backdoor and More. As you can tell we’ve cropped it for obvious reasons. 2. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Cover Farrah Abraham’s sex tape cover. Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom. Classy title. 3. Farrah Abraham Topless Pic This is a still from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. She says it’s about more than just “anal.” 4. Farrah Sex Tape Image A photo of Farrah Abraham from her sex tape. 5. Farrah Sex Tape Shot A shot from Farrah Abraham’s sex tape. Lovely. 6. Farrah Sex Tape Photo A scene from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. A lovely one, too. 7. Farrah Abraham in Bed Another nice picture released by Vivid for Farrah Abraham’s sex tape. She looks like she’s having fun. 8. Farrah Abraham and James Deen Farrah Abraham and James Deen share a passionate sex tape kiss. These two are so in love, you can tell. 9. Farrah Abraham Underwear Photo Farrah Abraham in a pic from her sex tape. She’s getting ready to do her thing. 10. Farrah Abraham O-Face Farrah Abraham screaming for more from James Deen in her sex tape. 11. Farrah Abraham Showering Farrah Abraham in the shower, getting ready for some sex tape fun. 12. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Pic Farrah Abraham in a graphic still photo from her sex tape. Wow. 13. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Photo Farrah Abraham in a still photo from her sex tape. Yikes. 14. Farrah 2: Backdoor and More Photo Farrah Abraham is back with Farrah 2: Backdoor and More. This is a shot from her sex tape, the sequel. 15. Farrah Abraham Naked Farrah Abraham nude in a new photo from part two of her sex tape. 16. Farrah Abraham Nude Farrah Abraham gets nude and taken for a ride by James Deen in a photo from her sex tape sequel. 17. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape GIF A quality GIF from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. Assist to James Deen for the quote. 18. Best Farrah Abraham GIF Farrah Abraham says it all in this GIF. It just says it all, people. 19. James Deen Does Farrah Abraham Farrah Abraham in her sex tape sequel, Backdoor & More, with James Deen. It looks like he’s going front door up in here. 20. Farrah Sex Tape 2 Photo Farrah Abraham in a still photo from her sex tape sequel, Backdoor & More. By the title we have no idea what the tape could contain. 21. Farrah 2: Sex Tape Sequel Pic Farrah Abraham in her sex tape sequel. Backdoor & More features … you get the idea.
After plenty of casting drama , a pushed-back release date and only 2 months of filming it looks like the ’50 Shades’ movie is all ( ahem ) tied up. “And that’s a wrap…” tweeted author E. L. James on Friday evening. Now fans just have to wait a long 11 months before they get to see Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey in all their naughty big-screen glory. 20 Hottest Jamie Dornan Photos Open Slideshow 1. Jamie Dornan Shirtless Photo Jamie Dornan modeling shirtless. This is the actor who got the part of Christian Grey. What do you think? View As List 1. Jamie Dornan Shirtless Photo Jamie Dornan modeling shirtless. This is the actor who got the part of Christian Grey. What do you think? 2. Jamie Dornan in Hogan Jamie Dornan in Hogan menswear. The man who will play Christian Grey is a real stud. 3. Jamie Dornan Modeling Hogan Jamie Dornan models Hogan menswear. The man who will play Christian Grey is a real hottie. 4. Jamie Dornan For Hogan Jamie Dornan models for Hogan. 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Ever since the news broke that the smutty best-seller was being turned into a movie, fans have been speculating on just how true to the book the film could possibly stay. Too little and all you have left is a slightly boring romance. Too much and you have straight up porn. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. The film’s stars haven’t given us much to go on: “Reading the book, I found myself more interested in the ways they were breaking each other down emotionally than the sex,” Dakota Johnson has said . Yeah, but what about the sex?? 50 Shades of Grey is due out in theaters February 14, 2015. The anticipation has me in knots. If you just can’t wait to see more Dakota Johnson, check out her Elle cover shoot… “Reading the book, I found myself more interested in the ways they were breaking each other down emotionally than the sex scenes.” – See more at: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2014/02/dakota-johnson-shows-off-her-sexy-side-in-elle-i-have-no-shame/#sthash.2V3hkK4s.dpuf It’s been a very smooth and fun and creative experience,” Dakota Johnson says. “I think going into something like this, you kind of have fears of what it could be like.” “None of those fears are happening here. We all get along really well and the crew’s amazing. We’re just all trying to make this project the best it can be.” – See more at: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2014/02/dakota-johnson-on-fifty-shades-anastasia-steele-kind-of-boring-a/#sthash.FQwG7iw6.dpuf It’s been a very smooth and fun and creative experience,” Dakota Johnson says. “I think going into something like this, you kind of have fears of what it could be like.” “None of those fears are happening here. We all get along really well and the crew’s amazing. We’re just all trying to make this project the best it can be.” – See more at: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2014/02/dakota-johnson-on-fifty-shades-anastasia-steele-kind-of-boring-a/#sthash.FQwG7iw6.dpuf It’s been a very smooth and fun and creative experience,” Dakota Johnson says. “I think going into something like this, you kind of have fears of what it could be like.” “None of those fears are happening here. We all get along really well and the crew’s amazing. We’re just all trying to make this project the best it can be.” – See more at: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2014/02/dakota-johnson-on-fifty-shades-anastasia-steele-kind-of-boring-a/#sthash.FQwG7iw6.dpuf Dakota Johnson In Elle Open Slideshow 1. Dakota Johnson Covers Elle Dakota Johnson covers Elle in a sexy and sweet look. View As List 1. Dakota Johnson Covers Elle Dakota Johnson covers Elle in a sexy and sweet look. 2. Dakota Johnson Gets Leggy Dakota Johnson definitely had a leg up on her Fifty Shades of Gray competition. 3. Dakota Johnson Sexy Shot Dakota Johnson shows some skin for her sexy shoot. 4. Dakota Johnson in Elle Dakota Johnson gears up for her role as Anastasia Steele.
Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman, the legendary boss of one of the world’s most powerful drug cartels, was arrested early Saturday in Mazatlan, Mexico. The kingpin, who infamously escaped a high-security prison in a laundry cart in 2001 and had eluded capture since, was taken without a single shot fired. Joaquin ‘El Chapo’ Guzman Arrested in Mexico A U.S. law enforcement official said that Guzman, accompanied by a female, was captured in a joint operation of Mexican marines and U.S. DEA agents. The pressure on Guzman’s Sinaloa cartel had been mounting for months, with Mexican authorities killing or capturing several of its most brutal lieutenants. That pressure yielded information, including cell phone and other data, that helped Mexican authorities and U.S. drug enforcement agents track Guzman down. Mexicon Attorney General Jesus Murillo Karam said authorities came close to capturing Guzman, believed to be in his mid-50s, earlier this month. Guzman apparently moved around several Mazatlan homes connected by an elaborate network of tunnels also linked to the city’s sewage system. The doors of the seven homes were reinforced with steel, enabling Guzman to escape via the tunnels before marines could break down the doors. Murillo Karam said experts had “100%” confirmation of Guzman’s identity. In the mission that brought him in, authorities also seized a weapons cache that included 97 large guns, 36 handguns, two grenade launchers and a rocket launcher. Mexican government footage (above) showed a handcuffed El Chapo Guzman , with a dark mustache, being escorted by masked marines in Mexico City. John Torres, a former ranking ICE official, told CNN that information leading to Guzman’s capture actually started to develop about five years ago. After the Arizona arrests of several people connected to the drug cartel, ICE and Homeland Security took the lead as agencies in that investigation. Phil Jordan, who spent three decades with the DEA and headed the agency’s El Paso Intelligence Center, said the arrest represents a huge blow to the cartel. “Provided he gets extradited immediately to the United States,” Jordan noted. “If he does not, then he will be allowed to escape within a period of time.” In Washington, U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder called the arrest “a landmark achievement, and a victory for the citizens of both Mexico and the United States.” “Guzman was one of the world’s most wanted men and the alleged head of a drug-running empire that spans continents,” Holder said in a statement. “The criminal activity Guzman allegedly directed contributed to the death and destruction of millions across the globe through drug addiction, violence, and corruption.” A senior administration official described the arrest as “huge” and said it was “a Mexican-led operation, but one with very strong U.S. government support.”
Jimmy Fallon is off and running as host of The Tonight Show. On his opening night , the comedian brought out such stars as Robert DeNiro, Mike Tyson and, well, Kim Kardashian. Then, Kristen Wiig stopped by, doing her best to impersonate Harry Styles while sitting opposite the new host. On Thursday, meanwhile, Fallon pulled out a First. A First Lady , that is, as Michelle Obama was a terrific sport in appearing with Fallon and Will Ferrell for a segment on Ew! , Fallon’s SNL teen girl talk show. Watch Obama mug for the camera, plug kale chips and then dance with her fellow stars now. Fun stuff: Michelle Obama on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon
The puck is about to drop on the most anticipated hockey game of the Winter Olympics. It’s USA versus Canada in a semifinal matchup, with the winner moving on to play Sweden for the Gold Medal. As if these stakes weren’t high enough, Command Transportation has now proposed another prize for the winner: it gets to say goodbye forever to Justin Bieber! A freight broker in Illinois, the company has posted the following picture on its Twitter account, hitting especially close to home for Bieber, who was born in Canada and who is a major hockey fan: The Biebs actually stopped by a junior league hockey practice a few weeks ago, skating around with some teenagers and posing for photos with excited teammates. He recently told followers to work hard and be great , advice all Olympians should take to heart. How crushed must Justin be that he’s become a walking, singing, egg-throwing punchline? Not too crushed, we figure, considering he’s back together with Jordan Ozuna . This Hooters waitress probably knows ways in which she can distract her boyfriend. Moreover, let’s face it, Bieber is used to jokes at his expense at this point. To wit: Late Night Hosts Slam Justin Bieber Open Slideshow 1. Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Justin Bieber Arrest, Tweets Jimmy Kimmel goes to town here on the Justin Bieber scandal. Watch him make fun of a few choices fan Tweets now. View As List 1. Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Justin Bieber Arrest, Tweets Jimmy Kimmel goes to town here on the Justin Bieber scandal. Watch him make fun of a few choices fan Tweets now. 2. Jimmy Fallon Jokes About Justin Bieber Jimmy Fallon jumps on the anti-Justin Bieber bandwagon in this monologue. Watch him crack some jokes at the artist’s expense. 3. Conan O’Brien Mocks Justin Bieber Conan O’Brien takes on the Justin Bieber arrest in this hilarious talk show segment. Watch the singer floss his teeth with cold hard cash. 4. Jay Leno Cracks Wise About Justin Bieber Jay Leno has some fun here at Justin Bieber’s expense. All late-night talk show hosts took shots at the singer.
