Kim Kardashian is officially back, folks. Yes, she put her post-baby body on full display this week during a trip to Paris. And, granted, a new season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians debuted Sunday night. But now the reality star has finally returned to her old ways – over four months since giving birth – by posting a new cleavage-baring shot to Twitter. And it’s an all-timer! Check out Kardashian alongside Riccardo Tisci now, and don’t worry if your eyes aren’t exactly focused on the Givenchy designer. We have a strong feeling Kim wants you to be looking elsewhere anyway:
Just when you thought you’d heard everything, wrap your brain around this: Jenelle Evans has apparently decided to cash in on her MTV quasi-fame by educating the masses about teen pregnancy prevention. Seriously. To that end, she’s already lined up a gig in Chicago. For reals. Jenelle Evans ‘ story of teen pregnancy and its consequences is a cautionary tale. Or maybe that’s just her life. She doesn’t do much with the kid, honestly. If you want someone to relay the dangers of rampant weed and heroin use, getting arrested a lot or beating the crap out of people, she’s your girl! In all seriousness, this speaking engagement is like a thing. “Chicago coming yr way in November! Details will be coming soon for all my events,” Jenelle tweeted last week , to which Kailyn Lowry responded: “Ummmm take me with after baby is born!” Every speaking tour needs a co-headliner. One can only imagine Jenelle filling an hour musing about life, love, weed, Olive Garden, Kieffah, more weed, Gary, Courtland, Nathan … whatever. Oh, right, and Jace. Cute little guy. Him too. Jenelle Evans Mug Shot Gallery You have to wonder. It’s one thing to watch Teen Mom 2, but paying to see Jenelle in person? How boring can one’s life be that one would consider that?! A Barbara Evans speaking tour? Now that would be worth it.
Night four of The Voice blind auditions proved that sometimes, the second time is the charm, while even a gifted talent doesn’t guarantee a spot on NBC. Who blew away Adam Levine, Christina Aguilera, Cee Lo Green and Blake Shelton last night after failing to turn a single chair one season ago? Who else landed spots with the fab four of The Voice? Here’s a look at the singers who successfully gained entry into the next round last night … James Irwin – Losing My Religion (The Voice Blind Audition) James Irwin didn’t do much for the coaches last season. This time, with is performance of the R.E.M. classic “Losing My Religion,” it was a different story. Returning with newfound confidence and much more stage presence, Irwin had his pick of coaches, but went with the only one to point out weaknesses: Adam. Will Champlin – Not Over You (The Voice Blind Audition) Will Champlin, with a stirring performance of “Not Over You,” had all three male coaches pining for him. He went with Adam as well, a coup for the singer. Stephanie Anne Johnson – Black Horse and the Cherry Tree (The Voice Blind Audition) Stephanie Anne Johnson, with a performance of “Black Horse and the Cherry Tree,” landed on Team Christina. But Cee Lo is already looking to steal. Sam Cerniglia – It’s a Beautiful Day (The Voice Blind Audition) Sam Cerniglia sang “It’s a Beautiful Day” and the Michael Buble song was a hit with Blake, whose team he joined. Cee Lo also turned around for Sam. Olivia Henken – Two Black Cadillacs (The Voice Blind Audition) Olivia Henken had Cee Lo and Christina vying for her services with a strong spin on “Two Black Cadillacs,” and Aguilera eventually won her over. R. Anthony – Hall of Fame (The Voice Blind Audition) R. Anthony would love to be standing in the “Hall of Fame” himself one day, and took the first step last night, opting for Cee Lo over Christina Aguilera. Justin Chain – She’s Country (The Voice) Justin Chain only got one chair to turn around on “She’s Country,” but one is all it takes, as Blake clearly liked his take on the Jason Aldean song. Ashley DuBose – Diamonds (The Voice Blind Audition) Ashley DuBose turned all four chairs with “Diamonds,” channeling Rihanna in tremendous fashion and picking Levine despite near unanimous begging. Amber Nicole, Emily Randolph & Keaira LaShae – The Voice Blind Auditions Keaira LaShae also landed with Green, while Aguilera recruited Amber Nicole, and Shelton seized Emily Randolph to finish off night four of Season 5. That leaves Levine and Aguilera with 10 singers each, while Shelton and Green both have nine. Which contestants picked the right or wrong coaches? Who’s got the best team so far, and who’s been your favorite singer throughout the blind auditions this season? Sound off in the comments below.
The U.S. government has been shutdown , as Congress could not reach a funding agreement last night and over 800,000 workers stayed home today as a result, forced into furloughs by the maneuver. Moreover, countless parks and tourist attractions around the nation have been closed, costing states millions of dollars and citizens hours of enjoyment. We’re not saying we’re in favor of the situation, which is sadly symbolic of the utter gridlock in Washington these days, but due to the following video… let’s just say we mind it a lot less. With many blaming House Speaker John Boehner and his refusal to budge on measures that would hamper Obamacare for the shutdown, a genius Internet user has super-imposed the politician’s face on Miley Cyrus’ body in the latest, greatest Wrecking Ball parody . Get it? Because Boehner came in like a wrecking ball, clawed and chained and just wanted to break the walls of the administration? Watch and try not to burst out laughing now: John Boehner “Wrecking Ball” Parody
Finally, Joanna gets some lovin’ and “Mama Elsa Comes Home” on The Real Housewives of Miami . We recap the dominatrix role play and the lamest bachelorette party ever in our THG +/- review. Is this what Joanna Krupa considers romance? Minus 10. Although I’m sure it’s fine…or more than fine with most men, I don’t think this is quite what Romain had in mind when he hoped for a romantic night out. Perhaps role play just isn’t the thing for these two…or maybe they need to agree on the script ahead of time. Either way, Romain looked absolutely adorable in those glasses so Plus 25 because I love a handsome man in glasses. Romain does seem to be a good influence on Joanna. He gets her to call a summit meeting between her and Adriana. And even though Adriana and Frederick show up over an hour late ( minus 13! That’s so rude.) They all manage to make nice in the end. They even apologize for their nasty tweets. Has anyone else noticed that the Housewives have a lot of Twitter issues. It’s amazing how much trouble they can find with 140 characters or less. Elsewhere in Miami, Lisa Hochstein is taking care of hubby Lenny after his liposuction. But where’s her sexy nurse costume? Minus 30 . Talk about a missed opportunity. But she’s right, Lenny looks like he’s been shot. It’s really quite gross and then there’s blood all over the bed. Eww… if that won’t make you rethink lipo I don’t know what will. Mama Elsa finally comes home from the hospital and she’s looking good. Plus 15. Marysol Patton decides to clean Mom’s house. No, I’m sorry that’s cleanse Mom’s house. A little dust might be annoying but those evil spirits have got to go. She even gets a healing crystal to clear her mind. It’s in Elsa’s drink. Elsa thinks it’s weird and if Elsa thinks something is weird…well I’d say your in big trouble. Minus 22. Alexia’s mother has a sit down with Peter where she tells him his father is considered a loser. I’m not saying she’s wrong but is this the way to boost the guy’s self esteem? Minus 27. But back to Adriana who’s still planning her wedding. The grand plan is to have all of the guests arrive at the church wearing white. Then they’ll have to change into Great Gatsby themed attire for the reception. Talk about a high maintenance wedding! For some reason Adriana has Marysol plan her bachelorette party because when you’re looking for a wild time, Marysol is the friend you go to. Minus 33. It’s the most boring bachelorette party ever. At least she could have had Elsa do some psychic readings or something. It’s so lame that Adriana sets her wedding gown on fire. No, not the newest one. It’s the dress she was suppose to walk down the aisle in four years ago. You know, for the wedding that happened but didn’t happen? Speaking of which, where the hell is Lea Black? There’s a Housewife missing from my episode. I want my hour back. Episode total = -95! Season total = -462!
Lamar Odom appears to have some parental problems. The reality star has cut off his father financially after Joe Odom made disparaging comments about his son’s in-laws – and now Lamar has reportedly gone off himself on Khloe Kardashian, telling pals she’s more like a mother than a wife. Lamar Odom Cuts Off Father “Khloe calls all the shots in Lamar’s life,” an insider tells Radar Online. “It has always been this way in their marriage. Khloe is extremely controlling, almost to the point of Lamar feeling suffocated.” Seriously, can’t a guy (allegedly) smoke crack and sleep with other women in peace! This source goes on to give an example of how Kardashian would put her foot down. “It’s no secret Lamar loves candy and Khloe would nag him constantly about it when she was attempting to lose weight earlier this year. It wasn’t about the candy, it was about Khloe getting her way, always. Lamar refused to give it up. He complained, ‘She acts like she’s my mother.’” Whoa there! Want a quick ticket to sleeping on the sofa tonight, husbands? Compare your wife to your mother and see how she reacts. The marriage between Khloe and Lamar appears to be falling apart more and more by the day. Their fourth wedding anniversary came and went last week without any sort of contact, but with Khloe taking a subtle jab at her husband by posting the gift SOMEONE ELSE got her on Instagram. “Both Khloe and Lamar need to own their issues and how it contributed to the current state of their marriage,” a friend of the couple’s tells Radar. “Khloe was very impulsive and got engaged to Lamar after only one month… She likely ignored big warning signs because she wanted to be married to a very successful professional basketball player. Lamar isn’t the only one with the issues.”
Sometimes, a video will melt your heart. This one certainly fits the bill. A dog named Himalaya just plain refused to give up on a toddler who doesn’t want to play. Gently, but persistently, the canine urged the little guy to have fun! Hernan, from Buenos Aires, has Down Syndrome, which, according to comments posted by his mom Ana, causes him to shy away from physical contact. But Himalaya sweetly and kindly pushes forward with the plan to play, and Hernan eventually concedes, giving what looks like a hug at the 3:15 mark. Watch below if you have a few minutes, it will make your day: Dog Befriends Boy With Down Syndrome
The Duck Dynasty dynasty shows no signs of slowing down. Having achieved record ratings through three-plus seasons on A&E, the Robertson family has branched out into many successful side ventures as well. Books, perhaps most notably. Howard Books, an imprint of Simon & Schuster, announced three more tie-in works to the smash reality show in 2014. Five books penned by the Robertson family already are out, including such top sellers as Happy, Happy, Happy and The Duck Commander Family . Scheduled for next year are Faith in the Duck Blind , an ode to the family’s strong Christian values, The Women of Duck Commander and Phil-Osophy. Duck Dynasty series first aired in 2012. Set in North Louisiana, it follows two brothers, their wives, their dad and their uncle who manufacture duck calls. Well, when they actually work, which is seldom. It’s hilarious.
Courtney Robertson isn’t the most beloved girl to take part on The Bachelor. Okay, she’s one of the least beloved. But boy, was she ever talked about! Perhaps not surprisingly (except for the fact that we expected it to happen earlier), the MODEL is penning a tell-all book about her time on the series. Courtney Robertson won The Bachelor star Ben Flajnik’s hand in marriage in 2011, only to break up with him after a year or so in October 2012. In the aftermath, she of course landed a book deal for a work entitled I Didn’t Come Here to Make Friends: Confessions of a Reality Show Villain . “Going on The Bachelor was the most amazing opportunity I’ve ever had, but I did not have a fairy tale ending!” Court tells celeb gossip magazine Us . “The girls hated me, my modeling career was destroyed and Ben and I had a tumultuous relationship that ultimately imploded. There are two sides to every story.” Courtney Robertson Auto-Tuned “I wanted a chance to talk about what went down from my perspective, because I think there are a lot of misconceptions out there about me,” she continues. “Writing the book has been very cathartic. I’ve definitely learned a lot about myself and love! I think fans of the show are going to love it, it’s totally juicy and hilarious.” Some, like Desiree Hartsock , write poetry about love. Robertson writes to cash in on her side of the story long after everyone forgot she existed. I Didn’t Come Here to Make Friends will be released by HarperCollins Publishers, though there is no official release date planned for Court’s memoir. Will you be picking up a copy of Robertson’s work? Courtney Robertson Trash Talk Greatest Hits
Just call her America’s Next Top Mother. Lisa D’Amato and her husband welcomed a baby boy into the world yesterday, with the former America’s Next Top Model All-Stars winner posting the good news on her Instagram page. “My baby boy Daxel Vaughn Friedman is born,” she wrote. “He is 7pds 2oz and he is perfect! I’m in love.” In May, D’Amato told E! News that she wasn’t exactly enamored by her expecting state. “My pregnancy has been a complete nightmare, to be honest,” she said. “I can’t believe women do this on the daily! I haven’t been bedridden or anything, but nausea all day everyday and only starchy fatty foods help it subside.” But all appears good for D’Amato and Friedman now. The couple got married on September 30 and this is their first child together. We send them our very best wishes.
