It looks like Overly Attached Girlfriend has met her match. In fact, this guy could be even more creepily obsessed. A funny viral video entitled “ONE NIGHT misunderSTANDing” (stylizing intended) begins in the aftermath of what was casual sexual encounter … for her. All she wants to do is move on with her day, and life, but he’s ready to move on in, tell his mom and raise the baby (not) inside of her. Check it out: ONE NIGHT misunderSTANDing
Jenna Jameson had an interesting birthday celebration Saturday night. The porn star emeritus was arrested for battery in Newport Beach. Law enforcement sources say Jenna was hanging out in the Orange County city’s Balboa Peninsula neighborhood when she allegedly battered someone. The alleged victim put Jameson under citizen’s arrest (seriously) and then flagged down a police officer, who cited Jenna for battery and later released her. Jameson was supposed to attend an early birthday party in her honor (the star turns 39 Tuesday) at Heat Ultra Lounge in Anaheim later that night. No word if she made it or not. Jenna Jameson is no stranger to handcuffs, and we don’t mean that in a kinky way. She was arrested for a DUI last year after crashing her car into a pole. She also made headlines for accusing husband Tito Ortiz of battery.
Rick Warren, the well-known pastor at Saddleback Valley Community Church, relayed a tragic message to his congregation tonight: His youngest son Matthew committed suicide on Friday at the age of 27, killing himself via self-inflicted gunshot wound. Warren passed along the sad news this evening at his church in Lake Forest, California. “Matthew was an incredibly kind, gentle and compassionate young man whose sweet spirit was encouragement and comfort to many,” the church said in a statement. “Unfortunately, he also suffered from mental illness resulting in deep depression and suicidal thoughts.” Warren is the author of many Christian books, most notably “The Purpose Driven Life.” He founded the eighth largest church in the nation in 1980. “No words can express the anguished grief we feel right now,” the pastor said in a statement. “You who watched Matthew grow up knew he was an incredibly kind, gentle, and compassionate man. He had a brilliant intellect and a gift for sensing who was most in pain or most uncomfortable in a room. He’d then make a bee-line to that person to engage and encourage them. “But only those closest knew that he struggled from birth with mental illness, dark holes of depression, and even suicidal thoughts. In spite of America’s best doctors, meds, counselors, and prayers for healing, the torture of mental illness never subsided.”
The Vampire Diaries stars Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev made a fan’s life – and fortunately, she’ll have a lot more of it after a successful lung transplant. Nina and Ian, maybe the world’s hottest on-and-off-screen couple, paid a visit to 14-year-old Kayla Miller in the hospital, where they posed for this pic: “Sending congratulations to @kayla_0507 and her family. We all secreted this. Her life has been saved. I’m smiling ear to ear,” Dobrev wrote on WhoSay . The Vampire Diaries fan had her life-saving surgery last weekend. Luckily, no heart attack ensued when Somerhalder leaned in. It’s not clear how the duo linked up with the fan at a Toronto hospital, although the actress hails from the Canadian city. In any case, it’s pretty cool. Nina, 24, and Ian, 34, asked their fans to wish Kayla well, too. “Id like to ask everyone who reads this to send out positive energy to @Kayla_0507 tonight,” Dobrev wrote on Wednesday. “Just take one moment of your time. “Think of her and put it out there in the universe. Think happy thoughts.” “Smile 🙂 The secret … We can make anything happen.” Ian Somerhalder added: “Support @Kayla_0507 & her dream to run w/ the Run aLung – it takes place May 11 in Cambridge on Bob McMullen trail! http://runalung.ca.” Best of all? Kayla’s mother wrote on Facebook that her daughter had received a new left lung and “will be able to function as a normal 14 year old girl.”
After seven long years, Arrested Development is set to return. Netflix announced earlier this week that Season 4 will premiere May 26 at 12:01 a.m. The time is significant because all 15 episodes will be available at once! Better get your sleep now. Or even better … relive some of the best Arrested Development quotes from the first three seasons (2003-2006) on Fox below! If you aren’t familiar with the Bluths, go buy Seasons 1-3 now. Seriously, these Arrested Development quotes are hilarious: Tobias: [on painting himself to join the Blue Man Group] I’m afraid I just blue myself! Michael: Okay, you know what? Go buy yourself a tape recorder, and just record yourself for a whole day. I think you’re going to be surprised at some of your phrasing. Michael: Can’t a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Buster: Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! Michael: I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Tobias: As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Michael: Really? When did that start? Tobias: Well, I don’t want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn’t help. George Michael: And yeah, she was really looking forward to seeing me in my Uncle Sam outfit in the get-out-to-vote assembly tomorrow. Maeby: Wasn’t that supposed to be before the election? George Michael: Yeah, they had to postpone it when that foreign exchange student parked too close to the gym. Buster/Franklin: I don’t want no part of yo’ tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Tobias: Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over: an analyst and a therapist, the world’s first “analrapist.” Kitty: Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time! Lucille: Did that Mexican girlfriend of yours kick you out? G.O.B.: She’s not that Mexican, Mom, she’s my Mexican. And she’s Colombian or something. Anyway, it’s over. Lindsay: I care deeply for nature. Michael: You’re wearing ostrich-skin boots. Lindsay: Well, I don’t care about ostriches. Michael: [on Steve Holt] Go talk to him. You’re his father. G.O.B.: Well, according to him … Michael: And a DNA test. G.O.B.: I hear the jury’s still out on science. G.O.B., on being a pageant judge: You can’t believe what it does for your sex life. Michael: I don’t want to hear it. George Sr.: All right, now look, just because a woman gets pregnant doesn’t mean you have to marry her. Too many lives have been ruined because some cheap waitress at a HoJo said she used an IUD. Maeby: Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a “T” on it? Michael: That’s a cross. Maeby: Across from where? Michael: Mom, after all these years, God’s not going to take a call from you. Arrested Development Quotes: The Top 200 Lucille: I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Michael: Why are you squeezing me with your body? Lucille: It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. Tobias: Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren’t you? I tell you, you can sink your arrow into my buttocks any time. Lindsay: Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Lucille: Not as much as you enjoyed yours. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. Lucille: What are you doing home? Buster: Army had half a day. G.O.B., on Lucille getting her driver’s license “renewed”: She didn’t. I dummied her up a new one. Not my best work, though. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking ‘albino’ in the form. Lindsay, on her new outfit: I guess [Mom] wanted me to have something new. Sweet old thing. Michael: Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you’re lying to me. Lucille: I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. Lindsay: I hate the Wetlands. They’re stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane, Michael. Lindsay: Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Lucille: Really? Did nothing cancel? Lucille: It’s not fair to Buster. He’s a nervous wreck right now. He’s going into the Army, for God’s sake. Michael: You volunteered him. Lucille: I knew you were going to throw that in my face. Buster: Sister’s my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter, too? G.O.B.: Not tricks, Michael, illusions. A trick is something a whore does for money. Lucille: Get me a vodka rocks. Michael: Mom, it’s breakfast. Lucille: And a piece of toast. Buster: That’s what you do when life hands you a chance to be with someone special. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don’t let go no matter what your mom says. Lucille: Is this why you wanted to fight this thing? So you could run off with this great redwood of a whore? Buster: Mom signed me up for the army, just because the fat man dared her to. G.O.B.: I’m a failure. I can’t even fake the death of a stripper. Lucille: I don’t have the milk of mother’s kindness in me anymore. Michael: Yeah. That udder’s been dry for a while though, hasn’t it? Mrs. Featherbottom: Ok, who’d like a banger in the mouth? Oh…right, I forgot; here in the states you call it ‘a sausage’ in the mouth. G.O.B.: Franklin said some things Whitey wasn’t ready to hear. Michael: G.O.B., weren’t you also mercilessly beaten outside of a club in Torrance for that act? G.O.B.: He also said some things that African-American-y wasn’t ready to hear either. Lucille: Stop playing with Mother’s rape horn. Yes, I have a rape horn, Michael, because you took away my mace. Buster: Yeah, like anyone would want to “R” her. Lucille: What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” Tobias: Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up! Ann “Egg” Veal: Teach me the ways of the secular flesh. Tobias: I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Michael: There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Lucille: You’ve got three days. G.O.B.: Hey … if I can’t find a horny immigrant by then, I don’t deserve to stay here. Michael (to G.O.B.): Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I’ll leave when I’m good and ready.
Six contestants remain on American Idol Season 12. And Lazaro Arbos is somehow still one of them. With just a few weeks remaining in the competition – and ratings dwindling by the week – we present our latest Power Poll, counting down from number-six to number-one. Can you guess who is holding down last place? 6: Lazaro Arbos : We’re kind of over his nice guy shtick. As the last man standing, he just can’t hold a candle to the girls. In fact, we’re not entirely sure how he’s still here at all. 5. Amber Holcomb : Amber has an amazing voice and legs for days, but she’s not showing much in the way of personality. Just who is Amber? 4. Janelle Arthur : She’s a sweetheart with a throwback twang which definitely makes her appealing, but she’s suffering from the bad song choice plague. In the end, that’s going to cost her like it almost did last week. 3. Angie Miller : The sole wannabe rocker in the competition, she seems a little confused sometimes. She seemed at home on “Bring Me To Life” and has proven time and again, with the exception of “Shop Around,” that she’s definitely got some vocal chops to be reckoned with. 1 & 2. Candice Glover and Kree Harrison : There’s no denying that these two are the stars of American Idol season 12. While they’re goals are different musical genres, these girls can sing anything the producers throw at them. Time and again they’re professional, polished, and awesome.
It’s like Jamie Lynn Spears wanted to give THG something to post about today. The newly-engaged sister of Britney Spears Tweeted at Justin Timberlake out of nowhere yesterday and referenced the “Cry Me a River” controversy. From 2002. Which is probably about when this undated and unsourced photo she Tweeted (and then deleted right away) was taken. Check it out … For reasons unknown, Jamie Lynn Spears wrote to JT: “@jtimberlake Weird hearing ur music as an Adult. Ha Not only do I appreciate it. I GET it. #jay #crymeariver #mirror.” When “Cry Me a River” first came out, Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears had just ended a high-profile, made-in- celeb gossip heaven romance. The music video (below) featured a blond girl who many speculated was a Britney doppelganger, while the lyrics implied she Tweeted on the superstar. Is she saying she now understands why he wrote what he did? And in essence confirming that her sister fooled around behind his back over a decade ago?! Justin Timberlake – Cry Me a River Earlier this year, JT performed the track at the Super Bowl, where he said, “Sometimes, you think you’ve found the one, but then one day you find out she is just some bitch.” He later denied this was a shot at Britney Spears. “Wouldn’t disrespect ANYONE personally. Ever. #Relax #ItsBritneyBitch I do love that saying though *with accent* #Respect,” Timberlake Tweeted. As for Jamie Lynn … who the heck knows what prompted that, but it was gone from her Twitter almost as soon as the 21-year-old posted it. So we got nothing.
The children of Kris Jenner are standing up for their supposedly horrible mother. Kim, Kourtney, Khloe and Rob are suing Ellen Pearson – the widow of Robert Kardashian – for leaking diary entries of their late father to In Touch Weekly . The tabloid ran a handful of features a few weeks ago in which it painted Jener in an awful light , using Robert Kardashian’s own words to claim she abused Kim and once locked Rob in a car. According to TMZ, the Kardashians claim the diary is their property and Pearson has infringed on their copyright. They are demanding a return of the tome, along with an unspecified amount for damages. As the website notes: Jenner is not suing Pearson for defamation, meaning she is not challenging any of the ugly accusations. Hmmm….
Steven Gibson, 39, was allegedly the target of a family murder plot hatched by his wife Michelle and their son Steven Jr., 15, who took part in stabbing him. Officials concluded this after a month-long investigation into his murder. In a frantic 911 call on March 1, Michelle Gibson tearfully told police about a grisly discovery she made at 2 a.m. in the family’s Peoria, Ariz., home. “There’s blood everywhere!” Gibson cried. “I’m with my kids.” “I just got home and my husband’s out in the garage dead!” But authorities now say it was all a sinister act on her part. “This is a complete shock to the rest of the family,” Amber McGonagill, 23, Steven Gibson’s stepdaughter, said. “I have no clue why my mom would do this.” “My dad was a loving man and was not abusive in any way.” Michelle Gibson, 41, allegedly offered $1,000 each to two of her son’s friends, telling them “they needed to kill [her husband] before he killed her or [his son].” The plan was to use chloroform to knock Steven Gibson out, drive him to a nearby park, shoot him in the head, and make it look like a drug deal gone bad. The mom also allegedly told the two boys that they needed to make sure her husband’s body was found “so a money inheritance could be paid out.” Later that evening, one of the two boys, Erik McBee, 16, allegedly beat a sleeping Steven Gibson in the head with a baseball bat, according to prosecutors. Steven Jr. then later “drove [a] large knife he was holding into his father’s chest at least three times. [McBee] then took the knife and slit the victim’s throat.” The scheme fell apart when McBee, who was helping Steven Jr. move the body, heard police sirens, fled the scene and later turned himself in to police. Michelle Gibson, Steven Jr. and McBee have each been charged with first-degree murder and remain in police custody. Police have not yet offered a motive. The Gibson household has a record of domestic violence calls between the parents, but they consistently refused to press charges, Peoria, Az., police say. Even more arrests could occur depending on how the investigation plays out, as this is a complex case with a large amount of evidence still to review.
Earlier this week, Jeremy Irons’ gay marriage comments – musing on whether this would lead to incestuous situations in which fathers married their sons in order to avoid estate taxes – received major backlash. But not from Stephen Colbert! The Comedy Central host stood up for Irons, first by defending his view that “living with another animal, whether it be a husband or a dog, is great,” by explaining: “See? He’s cool with whatever. A sexless marriage with a wife, a sex-filled marriage with a dog.” Stephen Colbert Mocks Jeremy Irons Gay Remarks By quoting Irons, he assured viewers that as long as you say you don’t have a strong opinion at the start… and then conclude by wishing everyone the best… you can say anything you want in between!
