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Kanye West Orders Bullet-Proof, Bomb-Proof Vehicles For Himself and Kim Kardashian

Kris Jenner may recently have told off President Obama , but a new report says Kanye West is relying on the Commander-in-Chief to keep his newly expanded family alive. Kind of. Sort of. Allow us to explain: According to The Daily Star, West has invested $1.9 million in bullet-proof cars for him, Kim Kardashian and little North West , including a $482,000 Chevrolet Kodiak based on the model known as “Limo One,” which transports the President around. Kanye West to Buy Armored Cars for Kim Kardashian, Baby ” Kanye is fully aware that his new family is so high-profile they attract the attention of weirdos and psychopaths,” an insider tells the newspaper, adding that the rapper hopes to have the vehicles ready by time his U.S. tour begins in October. Along with the armored cars, West will plant two bodyguards along Kim’s side at all times. “If there have been any kidnapping threats against their daughter, he isn’t saying. But that fear is clearly in his mind,” the source said. “Kanye is also acutely aware that Kim has enemies who are resentful for her reality TV success, and the thought of anything happening to her or Nori is his worst nightmare.” Is Kanye West overreacting? Or is this a sensible, responsible way to spend his hard-earned money? And, seriously, come on now: When will we see any Kim Kardashian baby photos ?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Nicole Neal Hairy for Page 3 of the Day

I don’t know what they were thinking over at PAGE 3, the UK daily newspaper’s porn section, because every newspaper needs tits, cuz tits get hits…and really make the news more interesting to read. Not to mention, Page 3 tits are really the reason the whole Glamour Model movement exists. It gave the everyday big titty sluts something to aspire to be, you know to be topless in the newspaper, cuz once you get in the newspaper, you’ve officially made it. Everyone knows that. Especially big titty sluts. But you’d think they would have taken the time to photoshop out her body hair…sure it is blonde, but is fucking everywhere, and it is freaking me out, she’s like a fuzzy fucking animal and it’s making me uncomfortable… Sure she’s otherwise awesome to look at, one of those Glamour models you don’t hate and understand why she’s in this game…but that ass cheek hair, standing on it’s end, shows a serious lack of maintenance…and I am someone who loves bush…just not when it’s creating a weird layer over a bitch in her entirety. Weird.

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Grumpy Cat Movie: Actually in the Works!

In news that ought to put a smile on everyone’s face – except for the star himself – a Grump Cat movie is reportedly in the works. No, really! The film would turn this Internet legend into a Garfield-like big screen character, according to Deadline, giving Grumpy the power of speech and packaging him as the anchor of a family comedy. Grump Cat won the Meme of the Year at the 2013 Webby Awards and was also named the most influential cat of 2012 by MSNBC. He has posted in photos with Ian Somerhalder and been imitated by Alison Brie . We doubt we need to even ask, but: Would you see a Grumpy Cat movie?

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Farrah Abraham on Sex Tape: So Much More Than Anal!

Don’t let the name fool you Yes, the Farrah Abraham sex tape is titled “Backdoor Teen Mom,” but this amateur porn actress makes it clear in a new interview with The Broward Palm Beach New Times : “It was more than anal sex.” In related news: apparently Farrah Abraham gave an interview to The Broward Palm Beach New Times ?!? The young mother also took a few moment to once again diss co-star James Deen , telling the newspaper he was only a gentle lover because she forced him to be. “I think in life he has more of an anger issue, which makes him not so gentle,” Farrah said. Abraham added that she would not sleep with Deen again. Nor is she interested in banging Justin Bieber on screen (really, she was asked that question). “I’m not interested in any other public figures in entertainment to get physical with, but wish them all the best on their love life,” Abraham told the newspaper. Farrah Abraham Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom is available for purchase now.

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Disneyland Explosion Scares Tourists, Clears Out Toontown

The self-proclaimed Happiest Place on Earth received quite a scare last night when an explosion rocked party of Disnleyland in Anaheim, California. The blast took place around Mickey’s Toontown, leading to an evacuation of those premises. According to the police, a plastic bottle filled with dry ice ruptured inside a trash can, with firemen responding as a precaution but no injuries reported at the scene. The device appeared akin to others that have gone off in Anaheim neighborhoods in recent months, Sgt. Bob Dunn said told The Los Angeles Times. He told the newspaper that officials will be looking into any connection between the Disneyland incident and these others around town. The explosion happened around 5:30 p.m. and Toontown was re-opened after about two hours.

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Sad Sad News: 5-Year-Old Kentucky Boy Shoots And Murders 2-Year-Old Sister With Gun He Received As A Gift From Parents

You can’t be serious … Kentucky Boy Shoots Sister With Gun He Got From Parents Via AP reports: Authorities in southern Kentucky say a 2-year-old girl has been accidentally shot and killed by her 5-year-old brother, who was playing with a .22-caliber rifle he received as a gift. Kentucky State Police said the toddler was shot just after 1 p.m. CDT Tuesday in Cumberland County and was taken to a nearby hospital, where she was later pronounced dead. Cumberland County Coroner Gary White told the Lexington Herald-Leader that the children’s mother was at home at the time. White told the newspaper that the boy received the rifle made for youths last year and is used to shooting it. He said the gun was kept in a corner and the family didn’t realize a shell was left inside it. White said the shooting will be ruled accidental. An autopsy is scheduled for Wednesday. How many times does this have to happen before people realize that we shouldn’t be doling out guns to every man, woman and child? We need gun control now. Shuttershock Continue reading

Pray For Boston: 5-Year-Old Boy and 60-Year-Old Man Remains In Critical Condition From Marathon Blast!

This is so fawking sad… 5 Year Old, 60 Year Old Remain In Critical Condition From Boston Marathon Blast Via NYDailyNews A 5-year-old boy caught in the Boston Marathon bombings is fighting for his life. The child is one of two patients still in critical condition following Monday’s attack, Dr. Peter Burke, chief of trauma surgery at Boston Medical Center, told the Boston Herald. The second critically injured patient is in his 60s. “This particular event was very much focused on the lower extremities, it seems,” Burke told the paper. The hospital performed seven life-saving amputations as a result of the attacks, and received 23 patients in total. Of those, 19 remain hospitalized. Doctors found a stomach-churning variety of concrete, wood, metal and plastic in the bodies of patients caught in the two blasts near the finish line of the 26.2-mile race. Burke told the newspaper eight patients would go under knife again Wednesday. “I will not be happy until they are home,’’ Burke said. “I will not be satisfied.” Image via AP

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Roger Ebert, RIP: 1942-2013

Roger Ebert , Pulitzer Prize winning movie critic for the Chicago Sun-Times , died today at the age of 70. Ebert spent more than 45 prolific years punditing for the newspaper, in time growing more famous than many of the films he reviewed. He popularized thumbs-up or thumbs-down judgments on his televised show with the late Gene Siskel , then continued on with Richard Roeper . He also shared a common interest in amazingly pneumatic knockers with boobie connoisseur Russ Meyer , and penned Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970), Up! (1976), and Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens (1979) for the legendary director. Roger Ebert, mighty wielder of the pen, has left the building. He will be missed.

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Howard Stern to Replace Jimmy Fallon in NBC Late Night Shake-Up?

Is the King of All Media preparing to conquer a new realm? With rumors circulating that Jay Leno will announce his retirement this May and hand over reigns of The Tonight Show to Jimmy Fallon in 2014, The New York Post now reports that NBC has already selected its ideal replacement for the 12:35 a.m. time slot: Howard Stern. Sources tell the newspaper Stern is being “groomed” by the network to move into late night television, as executives are thrilled with his work on America’s Got Talent . Are you down with this idea? Should Howard Stern replace Jimmy Fallon?   Yes, what a great idea! Heck no! View Poll »

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Fergie: Pregnant With First Child!

Fergie and Josh Duhamel are expecting their first child. She’s pregnant! “Josh & Me & BABY makes three!” Fergie announced via Twitter, along with superimposed childhood pictures of herself and the Safe Haven star. Duhamel shared the same message via his Twitter and Facebook. The stars, who got married in January 2009, spoke about their desire to start a family during an appearance on Oprah’s Next Chapter last October. Duhamel said he hoped to one day have five children. Fergie shot that down. “We negotiated that early on,” the 37-year-old joked. “Two is our number.” When their first arrives in 2013, expect them to be over the moon. Duhamel, 40, added that because he and the Black Eyed Peas singer “grew up in very similar ways,” they’re on the same page when it comes to kids. “My mother was a teacher. Both of her parents were teachers,” he says. “We both had to work for what we got. We’re both Catholic. A lot of things are really compatible between us … at the end of the day, she’s just an amazing girl.” Aww. Congratulations to the expectant parents!

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