“There’s going to be a 10 min wait on spicy, would you like mild?” “Miiiiiiiiillllld!!” pic.twitter.com/P7BhdvRmob — Xavier Cornelius (@Izzy_ohsopretty) January 19, 2019 Hilarious Memes Of The Week Back at it again with more hilarious memes for your holiday weekend funny. Trump dropped a Junior Bacon Cheeseburger and nuggets on the table like…. pic.twitter.com/FK9hR3Hjyx — JeauxVaughn (@Joveezyy) January 15, 2019 Peep all the best (and funniest) memes of the week on the flip.
Source: Tom Szczerbowski / Getty Drake Puts A Message Out There To All The “Sports Curse” Believers Drake has long been known to be a huge fan of sports and is constantly repping The Toronto Raptors, but sometimes, he slaps on a jersey for a team he’s never really payed attention to before–publicly, at least. Take Alabama for example. Drizzy was seen wearing an Alabama football sweatshirt the day before the college football national championship game, where the team ended up losing. This resulted in the everyone mocking the rapper, with some going so far as to accuse Drake placing a curse on the football team and every other sports team he reps. After he took his toll on the beloved Crimson Tide, Drake became popular among South Carolina football fans who were ecstatic about the Clemson Tigers and their win. But as for the rest of the world, they were cracking jokes at how the Canadian has become a jinx for the popular teams he loudly supports. This weekend, though, Drake came back at the trolls in the most Drake way possible. Aubrey posted a picture to his Instagram stories that read, “To everyone that believes in the Drake curse, good luck tomorrow.” In the photo we see him in a black sweater that sports the logos of the Kansas City Chiefs, New England Patriots, New Orleans Saints, and Rams. The 2019 NFL Playoffs take place this week and from the looks of Drake’s choice of attire, nobody’s safe. The Championship Game between the New Orleans Saints and Los Angeles Rams is kicking off on Sunday afternoon, but uhhh…maybe neither team will win? Or is this Drake’s way of expertly breaking a curse?
It’s official: Larissa Dos Santos Lima is facing a domestic violence charge for allegedly attacking husband Colt Johnson last week. The criminal complaint – which comes on the heels of an ugly and well-publicized fight between the 90 Day Fiance stars – states that Larissa “did willfully and unlawfully use force or violence against or upon the person of her spouse.” TMZ has obtained the complaint and was the first website to publish this excerpt from it. The charge is a misdemeanor and was filed Wednesday in Vegas. As we’ve documented in detail, Larissa was taken into custody very early last Friday morning after some sort of confrontation with Johnson that resulted in his bloody lip. Larissa also shared a number of photos online that allegedly depicted what Johnson had done to her face — but police on the scene determined these wounds (such as the one below) were self-inflicted. Just hours after his wife was arrested, Johnson filed for divorce. We’ve seen reported on how Colt is trying to expediate this process, telling a judge he doesn’t want spousal support and that the couple owned no joint property… … and that he basically wants to be done with Larissa as quickly as legally possible . The TLC personalities had made plenty of headlines together long before this unfortunate incident. Late last year, Johnson admitted to having cheated on his wife; while Larissa was also arrested on a domestic battery charge in November, although it was eventually dropped. In this latest instance, Johnson told cops Larissa became enraged after learning he subscribed to an adult entertainment website. She accused him of cheating again. According to the police report, Colt said Larissa had downed half a bottle of antidepressants and was suicidal . View Slideshow: Larissa Lima Shares Shocking Photos of Bloody Fight With Colt Johnson; 90 Day Fiance Star Arrested [BREAKING] For her part, Larissa alleged that Colt was the aggressor, scratching her in the face and on her torso. However, cops investigated both sides and believed that Johnson was telling the truth; hence the arrest last Friday around 5 a.m. In the days since this violent back-and-forth, both Colt and Larissa have posted messages on Instagram. The former explained to followers how he simply doesn’t understand Dos Santos Lima and said he has paid for absolutely everything on her behalf since she moved to America. Here is a snippet of what he wrote online after filing for divorce: Larissa, meanwhile, tried to start a GoFundMe account so that fans could help pay for her split and her “new life.” But those behind this fundraising service took down her page for some reason. “Thank you all who donated on my go fund me campaign. I raised the money I need! When I feel better I will make a video to thank you and I will mention every single donor,” she wrote on Instagram on Saturday, sharing that she had a court date for Febriary 12. This is what she had previously written about the situation on her social media account: Johnson and Dos Santos Lima married last June after meeting on an online dating website. He proposed after a mere 11 days together, after which she moved (from Brazil) to Las Vegas to be with him. Their relationship was documented on season six of 90 Day Fiance, the reality program that follows couples who have applied for or received a K-1 visa available to foreign fiances of US citizens. They then have 90 days to decide to marry before the visa expires and the foreign half must leave the nation. View Slideshow: 90 Day Fiance: Most Shocking Scandals Exposed!
Source: Kevork Djansezian/AMA2018 / Getty Gladys Knight’s Fans Aren’t Happy That She’s Agreeing To Perform At The Super Bowl According to TMZ , Gladys Knight is hoping her performance at the Super Bowl can “unite the country” and her fans are NOT happy. The legendary singer signed on to sing the National Anthem before kickoff during a time when many artists are distancing themselves as a sign of solidarity with Colin Kaepernick. “I understand that Mr. Kaepernick is protesting two things and they are police violence and injustice,” she said in a statement. “It is unfortunate that our National Anthem has been dragged into this debate when the distinctive senses of the National Anthem and fighting for justice should each stand alone.” Kaep notorious cause a huge media-storm when he took part in the silent protest of taking a knee during the anthem to put a spotlight on police violence against minorities, but was later black-balled from the league. “I am here today and on Sunday, Feb. 3 to give the Anthem back its voice, to stand for that historic choice of words, the way it unites us when we hear it and to free it from the same prejudices and struggles I have fought long and hard for all my life, from walking back hallways, from marching with our social leaders, from using my voice for good…I have been in the forefront of this battle longer than most of those voicing their opinions to win the right to sing our country’s Anthem on a stage as large as the Super Bowl LIII…No matter who chooses to deflect with this narrative and continue to mix these two in the same message, it is not so and cannot be made so by anyone speaking it…I pray that this National Anthem will bring us all together in a way never before witnessed and we can move forward and untangle these truths which mean so much to all of us.” Accompanying Knight are Travis Scott & Outkast’s Big Boi , both have also received heat for standing with the NFL to perform during half-time. News: “Gladys Knight Will Perform The National Anthem” Blacks: “GLAAAAAADDDYYYYSSS??” pic.twitter.com/N7v5V7tm5R — Broke & Busy (@mississippiGFM) January 17, 2019 Just because I love & respect someone doesn’t mean I like their choices. Gladys Knight performing the National Anthem sucks and highlights our inability as the oppressed and over-policed to use our power to hold institutions accountable. — El Viejo Ebro (@oldmanebro) January 18, 2019
Source: Courtesy Procter & Gamble / Procter & Gamble Deon Cole Is The New Old Spice Guy Congratulations are in order for Deon Cole — the actor and comedian just landed a plum new role — as the Old Spice Guy! The brand’s new campaignm wgucg reminds us that “Men Have Skin, Too,” stars Cole doing his best to preserve the all-new Fresher collection after his mate has been putting it to use! Deon’s first spot debuts on TV THIS Sunday, January 20 during the NFL Conference Championships, but we got to share it a little early with you guys! Check it out below: Besides Cole, the campaign features actress Gabrielle Dennis, who plays a prominent role in three spots, as well as former NFL star turned actor Thomas Q. Jones and comedian/social media star Keraun Harris who each make cameos in spots going live this February. The Old Spice Fresher Collection introduces five new scents for anti-perspirant deodorants, deodorants, body washes and shampoos, along with five new body wash benefits, including moisturization and exfoliation. New products include Deep Scrub with Deep Sea Minerals, Exfoliate with Charcoal, Moisturize with Shea Butter, Cooling with Mint and Relax with Lavender — that help guys elevate their grooming regimen. The all-new Fresher Collection also infuses new fresh scents and anti-perspirant/deodorant technology that goes on smooth to combat visible residue, so guys don’t have to worry about white marks on dark shirts. “We’ve scoured the earth for the world’s best ingredients in our products … AND the perfect Old Spice Guy,” said Matt Krehbiel, Old Spice Associate Brand Director at Procter & Gamble via press release. “We’re ecstatic to welcome Deon, a talented and hilarious comedian and actor to the Old Spice family. Deon’s big personality and quick wit are a perfect fit for the humor that fans love and expect from Old Spice.” Source: Courtesy Procter & Gamble / Procter & Gamble “Growing up using Old Spice was everything to me, so it’s huge to join the world-famous group of Old Spice Guys. Mom, are you reading THIS?” said Deon Cole. “As the newest Old Spice Guy, the first thing I’m sharing is that men have skin, too … and the NEW Fresher Collection delivers real freshness forged with real ingredients that we can call our own. You’re smellcome, man.” Follow the manliest grooming brand on the planet at: Twitter (@OldSpice), Facebook (Facebook.com/OldSpice), YouTube (YouTube.com/OldSpice) and Instagram (oldspice).
Yandy Smith Appears On “Just Eats With Chef JJ” CLEO TV is officially here and so is its unique content. The TV One channel serving Millennial and Gen X women of color aimed at Black millennial women is premiering a hot new cooking show called “Just Eats With Chef JJ.” In it, the che prepares meals in a hip, New York City loft while entertaining his celebrity friends. On Yandy’s episode, JJ prepares cast iron shrimp with chipotle butter and a lobster pot while the LHHNY star/entrepreneur dishes on her new skincare line. According to Yandy, her products were made especially for melaniny men and women. On the next episode Actor Laz Alonso will be cooking up Short Rib Rangoons with Thai Peanut Sauce and JJ’s Crispy Fried Chicken Sandwich. CLEO TV will kick off this weekend with a robust lineup of short and long-form lifestyle programming centered on cooking, home design, docu-series, relationships, movies and much more. As previously announced, CLEO TV will be broadly distributed on Comcast Xfinity, and it will also launch on Spectrum beginning Saturday, January 19. Additional distribution partners will be announced in the coming months. To start things off you can catch JUST EATS WITH CHEF JJ’s back-to-back premiere episodes on Saturday, January 19 at 12 p.m. and 12:30 p.m. ET. Viewers get to hang out with Harlem’s own culinary wiz, Chef JJ Johnson, as he prepares meals from his kitchen and entertains his celebrity friends. Other programming includes TOUGH LOVE: “TOUGH LOVE, the popular digital series acquired for CLEO TV, centers on the dating encounters and struggles of six millennials living in New York City and will air on Sunday, January 20 at 9 a.m. ET. The network’s signature series CLEO SPEAKS, which features the voices of influential women of color, premieres on Saturday, February 9 at 9 a.m. ET. Get ready to relive early adulthood angst with the acquired program EVERYTHING I DID WRONG IN MY 20’S. Debuting on Sunday, February 17 at 9 a.m. ET, this series tracks the journey of a woman in her mid-thirties who’s in search of happiness and determined to learn from the mistakes of her past.” NEW SOUL KITCHEN: Source: TV One / Cleo TV/TV One “Culinary superstar Chef Jernard Wells and vegan guru Porsche Thomas mix it up in the kitchen, bringing CLEO TV viewers exciting, fresh recipes transforming your favorite comfort foods into healthy and delicious alternatives on NEW SOUL KITCHEN premiering Saturday, March 16 at 12:30 p.m. ET.” GIANTS: “The multi-Daytime Emmy-Award nominated digital series GIANTS, a coming-of-adulthood drama, airs on Sunday, April 7 at 9 a.m. ET.” LIVING BY DESIGN WITH JAKE AND JAZZ: Source: TV One / Cleo TV/TV One “Brother and sister duo Jake and Jazz Smollett team up to transform the living, work, and play spaces of millennial families in LIVING BY DESIGN WITH JAKE AND JAZZ debuting on Saturday, May 4 at 12 p.m. ET.” and THE UNWRITTEN RULES: “Rounding out the acquired series lineup on Sunday, July 7 at 9 a.m. ET is THE UNWRITTEN RULES, a hilarious series based on the book “40 Hours and an Unwritten Rule” chronicling the work life of a young, aspiring professional who arrives at her new job only to discover she is the sole Black employee.” For more information about CLEO TV and its upcoming programming, visit the network’s companion website at http://www.mycleo.tv . CLEO TV viewers can subscribe to our Youtube Channel for exclusive content and more. Join the conversation by connecting via social media on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook (@mycleotv) using the hashtag #CLEOTV.
Gwyneth Paltrow has never been hot…so seeing her in Fishnets at 50 trying to remain hot is not hot…unless you are a Gwyneth Paltrow fan, it which case you are a sick fuck…. I guess seeing her in Fishnets makes total sense as she looks like some kind of sea creature, and I am not talking about her steamed vagina, but her face as a whole…always had a goldfish in a bowl look to me… I feel like her encouraging old bitches to not be fat, to hose down their cunts, to try weird health and lifestyle tactics to better themselves, as silly and obnoxious or pretentious as it is..isn’t that bad. I mean if you’re going to be old you should have a leader or influencer to turn to…but that doesn’t mean we need to jack off to it…even though I know you are. Weirdo. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Gwyneth Paltrow Fishnets of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Text “RICKEY” to 71007 to join the Rickey Smiley Morning Show mobile club for exclusive news. ( Terms and conditions ). Blac Chyna’s mom, Tokyo Toni recently announced that she’s getting married and is really happy. Gary With Da Tea is reporting she’s inviting her daughter and would love to have her grandkids there. Sign Up For Our Newsletter! Close Thank you for subscribing! Please be sure to open and click your first newsletter so we can confirm your subscription. Email Submit Allegedly, Tokyo is marrying a White guy and we wish her the best of luck. SEE ALSO: Yeah, Ok: Rob Kardashian Claims Dinner With Alexis Skyy Wasn’t A Shot At Blac Chyna In other news, the President and CEO of Amazon , Jeff Bezos recently announced he was getting a divorce after people found out he was secretly dating, Lauren Sanchez . She is an Emmy Award winning journalist that has dated several people in the industry. Gary With Da Tea mentioned she’s dated Derrick Fisher , NFL player, Anthony Miller and an old boo of Eva’s. See photos of Gary With Da Tea below! ALSO TRENDING ON RICKEYSMILEYMORNINGSHOW.COM : R. Kelly’s Daughter Speaks Out Following ‘Surviving R. Kelly’ Reactions Pastor Facing Prison Time For Stealing Almost $35,000 From Congregation All The Times LeBron James Daughter, Zhuri James Won Our Hearts On Social Media [ione_media_gallery src=”https://rickeysmileymorningshow.com” id=”1924281″ overlay=”true”] Follow @TheRSMS
Source: Getty / Getty Tony Beckham Beats Perv Bloody For Peeping In His Daughter’s Window Now, this is a father! Ex-NFL defensive back Tony Beckham defended his 15-year-old daughter from a perverted predator earlier this week, breaking a man’s face who trespassed on his property. According to TMZ , Palm Beach County FL police report that Tony spotted a strange man standing in the bushes outside his daughter’s window with both hands down his pants early Monday morning. When he noticed that the man was making masturbatory motions, he took off after him. Authorities say that Tony chased the man about 50 feet away from the house, caught up to him and beat him bloody, leading to several well-deserved facial fractures. Cops arrested the man, 48-year-old Geoffrey Cassidy, a homeless man. He was booked for Lewd or Lascivious Exhibition in the Presence of a Child and if convicted faces up to 15 years. Good for him! Getty
Over the course of seven months, Colt Johnson’s marriage to Larissa Dos Santos Lima was very ugly and complicated. But the polarizing 90 Day Fiance star now wants to keep things very simple. In Johnson’s recently-filed divorce documents, the TLC personality makes it as clear as possible… … he just wants to be done with his allegedly violent wife as quickly as the court can file his paperwork. As reported late last week, Johnson filed for divorce just hours after Larissa was arrested for domestic battery. The arrest took place following some sort of vicious confrontation Thursday night/Friday morning that resulted in both Colt and Larissa sharing photos of their bloody faces on Instagram. We documented the fight in all its heinous detail below. You can catch up now: View Slideshow: Larissa Lima Shares Shocking Photos of Bloody Fight With Colt Johnson; 90 Day Fiance Star Arrested [BREAKING] Fast forward a few days and The Blast has obtained Colt’s divorce documents . They do not ask Larissa for spousal support; they also state that the estranged couple has no joint property that needs to be split up; nor have they have incurred any joint debt. In other words: There’s not much to figure out here, judge , Colt is saying. Can we get the plug pulled on this marriage, like NOW? Also of note? These documents say that Lima is not pregnant, which may be standard for this type of legal procedure — but which is also interesting because the notion of the stars expecting a child wasn’t that has been mentioned before. Was Colt afraid that Larissa would try to claim she’s with child and, as a result, is entitled to future child support or something? Johnson, meanwhile, has said little in public since Larissa’s arrest and his divorce filing. He did allege on Instagram four days ago, however, that Larissa is willing to go to any length to make him look bad. “I am tired of lies.. from my wife,” he wrote, adding: “Domestic violence is not a publicity method to gain followers. Larissa needs help and I can’t give it to her. I only enable her to continue her behavior and each time it becomes worse and worse. “I have to stand up and say no more.” He also argued that he paid for all of Larissa’s belongings after she moved to America and concluded shortly after news of their latest argument went viral: “Every time she was in trouble, I was there.” With 90 Day Fiance cast members taking sides , Larissa has gone in the opposite direction from Colt. She has issued a number of public statements, asking for money via GoFundMe and breaking down on a recent Instagram Live video. In this footage, the reality star says she needs to hire three attorneys for three different legal cases: A criminal attorney for an ongoing domestic battery case, an attorney for her divorce from husband Colt Johnson and an immigration attorney. “I’m not happy about it, I’m not proud about it, but it’s something that I need your help with now,” Dos Santos Lima told her followers, tearing up. The TLC star also posted on her Instagram Story later, keeping fans up to date as follows: “I am so thankful for all of the donations. Unfortunately, I won’t get the money.” Dos Santos Lima then shared her Venmo and Zelle usernames, telling GoFundMe donors that they would receive a refund. Larissa claimed last Friday that she only scratched Colt in retalliation for him hurting her first. However, the police determined that Larissa’s wounds were actually self-inflicted — and that she was responsible for Colt’s bloody lip. In response to the incident, the cops took Larissa into custody on an assault charge for the second time in about three months. Johnson and Dos Santos Lima starred on the most recent season of the 90 Day Fiance and quietly got married on June 24, 2018. They previously dealt with Johnson’s admitted infidelity and now, according to Johnson, Larissa has not only attacked him… but also attempted to take her own life. This relationship really does need to end ASAP, Colt is right about that. Catch up on the suicide allegation here: View Slideshow: Colt Johnson: Larissa Attempted Suicide on the Night of the Assault!
