Nicki Minaj posted these ass shaking videos of “her friend”…shaking her ass…because no attention seeking girl trying to market herself as hip hop despite being from the same acting school as Gaga and launching her career as the black gaga, before realizing it’s way more sustainable to be in every hip hop song, because people will treat you as a hip hop act, which despite being as pop as pop, has some level of “cool” or relevant, even though nothing about her is hip hop…and in doing that rebrand, she’s been whoring out consistently, and that’s way better than candy coated stupid costume shit she did before…you see cuz she’s got a big ass and some big tits and I like staring…even when its of her “Friend”…I mean her whole career is a lie, why would I expect anything less on instagram…
Lindsay Lohan’s reality show ratings tanked – but the OWN network series has yet to premiere overseas, which means she’s got a few more months to promote Lindsay and try to save her ailing career. And we get to watch! Lindsay Lohan Pole Dancing Photos Open Slideshow 1. Lindsay Lohan Pole Dancing Lindsay on the pole. We get the idea she’s preparing herself to do this full-time. View As List 1. Lindsay Lohan Pole Dancing Lindsay on the pole. We get the idea she’s preparing herself to do this full-time. 2. Lindsay Lohan Pole Dancing Photo Lindsay on a British talk show. Teaching the host to pole dance, making America proud. 3. Lindsay Lohan Stripper Stage Photo Lindsay on a stripper stage with a talk show host. This girl is full of good decisions. 4. Lindsay Lohan On the Pole Lindsay makes it rain on British TV. Always a class act. 5. Lindsay Lohan Pole Dancing Image Lindsay pole dancing for her OWN reality show. Not sure why she thought it was a good idea. Last night, Lindsay brought her class act to a British talk show called Chatty Man and she was every bit as demure and dignified as we’ve come to expect. Just kidding, she pole danced and threw money everywhere. We thought there was nothing Lindsay could do that would shock us anymore, but we’re surprised that even she would go skankin’ around to promote her show just days after accusing Jennifer Lawrence of having sex for film roles . Shouldn’t someone have explained to her that if she’s gonna accuse other people of using sex to boost their careers she shouldn’t sell her latest project by twirling and stumbling around on a stripper stage like a skeleton full of Bacardi? Oh, well. Check out Lindsay working the pole in the video below. Lindsay Lohan Pole Dancing Sweet moves, Linds! Usually strippers don’t use the pole to prevent themselves from collapsing headfirst into the audience, but we’ll give you bonus points for originality. Keep up the good work! We promise we’re laughing with you.
With an Oscar win and a hit TV series, Matthew McConaughey has been having a pretty solid 2014 thus far. Considering his famous love of chillin’, you might expect the actor to take it easy for a while… but instead McConaughey somehow stepped his game up even more while surfing (of course) on a beach in Malibu recently. According to the National Enquirer , the True Detective star saw a group of teenagers poking a baby seal with a stick to find out if it was injured. Naturally, McConaughey paddled ashore (and, we’d imagine, shook the water droplets from his hair in slow motion) to inform the kids that the seal was just resting and waiting for his mother to return. The best part of this report? “After a 20-minute lecture on sea life, the kids were so anxious to get away, that they didn’t even bother to ask the star to pose for a photo.” Amazing. Of course, McConaughey lost scary weight for Dallas Buyers Club and though he seems to have bulked back up in recent months, the kids may not have recognized the once ab-tastic actor. After all, it’s hard to believe the mature, slimmed down McConaughey of today is the same star who once headlined such critical and commercial favorites as The Ghost of Girlfriends Past and Failure to Launch …actually, we’re beginning to understand why those kids didn’t recognize him. We kid. Past failures aside, the Austin Drawler is killing it like no other actor in the game these days and now he’s savin’ seals and schoolin’ younguns to boot. Long live the McConnaissance. Watch True Detective online at TV Fanatic to see why Matthew may well win an Emmy and an Oscar in the same year. Alright, alright, alright.
Celebrities know about as much about perfume as kids know about walkmans . Still, this hasn’t prevented an onslaught of famous people from coming out with their own fragrances. Everyone from boy band members to Material Girls to former Ray J sex tape partners have attached their names to specific scents. These sponsored bottles cost more than the average cologne, but, hey, at least you can brag to your friends that you’re wearing something Jennifer Lopez may have one given approval of. That’s worth something…we guess. Herewith, we present 17 Celebrity Fragrances That Probably Smell Terrible… and also cost a pretty penny. 17 Celebrity Fragrances That Probably Smell Terrible Open Slideshow 1. Selena Gomez This self-titled Selena Gomez perfume may leave you lusting after Justin Bieber. Consider yourself warned. View As List 1. Selena Gomez This self-titled Selena Gomez perfume may leave you lusting after Justin Bieber. Consider yourself warned. 2. Glowing by Jennifer Lopez SOLD! Based on this poster, we’ll take 27 bottles. 3. Justin Bieber’s The Key Justin Bieber has a number of fragrances out there… somehow. He advertises “The Key” in this ad. 4. Taylor by Taylor Swift Taylor by Taylor Swift is the third perfume released by this singer. She is also behind Taylor Swift Enchanted Perfume and Taylor Swift Wonderstruck Perfume. 5. Beyonce’s Pulse NYC This marks Beyonce’s FIFTH fragrance. It smells like success. 6. That Moment by One Direction One Direction’s debut fragrance comes out in the spring of 2014. Worldwide! 7. Pink Friday by Nicki Minaj Because who would not want to smell like pink wigs and cleavage? 8. Katy Perry’s Purr Of course Katy Perry’s perfume is called Purr. 9. Power by 50 Cent 50 Cent has been shot 9 times and lived to tell about it. We’re not about to tell the guy he doesn’t know about cologne. 10. Adam Levine Adam Levine calls his fragrance Adam Levine. It’s for men and women. 11. Madonna’s Truth or Dare Tell us the truth, have you ever tried Madonna’s perfume? We dare you to do it! 12. True Reflection by Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian has come out with a number of fragrances and they all smell like Ray J’s crotch. Just kidding. 13. Queen by Queen Latifah Wanna feel like a Queen? 14. Lady Gaga’s Fame You may have been born exactly how you are, but you can always change how you smell. 15. Unforgettable by Christina Aguilera Rub this bottle the right way today! 16. Heiress by Paris Hilton Paris Hilton is a former sex tape star who used to be famous. No, really! 17. Jennifer Aniston Another self-titled perfume. Give us a few (hundred) moment to stare at this ad.
Here’s a Karlie Kloss for Victoria’s Secret scent commercial that I am posting because I like giving Victoria’s Secret free advertising, you see they aren’t paying me for this shit, if anything, they will email me asking me to take down their pics because that’s just the kind of evil empire they are… Well the good news is that I am only posting it because Karlie Kloss is fucking weird looking and even when half naked…she’s weird looking…an even when she’s doing the reverse birthing process with Taylor Swift’s tongue…in a shove it as far as you can in me….she’s weird looking…and here’s the commercial anyway…
Nicki Minaj posted titty pics on instagram and I guess they don’t really matter. I mean big cleavage, big fucking deal…she’s established that she’s not a little pop tart who went to the same performing arts school as Lady Gaga in NYC, but rather from the fucking streets yo…a hip hop icon and not just a candy coated brat imitating or doing her best impression of hip hop…even though hip hop doesn’t exist anymore, that’s all just bullshit the record labels tell you, it’s all corporate and designed…and the only think real about it is the LOVE AND HIP HOP SEX TAPE I RELEASED and that’s only legit cuz there’s unprotected sex in it…. Either way, here’s her instagram pornography…
Nicki Minaj posted titty pics on instagram and I guess they don’t really matter. I mean big cleavage, big fucking deal…she’s established that she’s not a little pop tart who went to the same performing arts school as Lady Gaga in NYC, but rather from the fucking streets yo…a hip hop icon and not just a candy coated brat imitating or doing her best impression of hip hop…even though hip hop doesn’t exist anymore, that’s all just bullshit the record labels tell you, it’s all corporate and designed…and the only think real about it is the LOVE AND HIP HOP SEX TAPE I RELEASED and that’s only legit cuz there’s unprotected sex in it…. Either way, here’s her instagram pornography…
