Laís Ribeiro is one of the new Victoria’s Secret models they’ve abducted from some Brazilian village…who they have living in some model house where they show her pictures of her family and threaten to kill them off if she doesn’t smile for the camera like a dancing monkey who owes her career to them… She’s 24…she’s the new Adriana Lima…she may not actually be human, as Victoria’s Secret does have enough money to create life-like AI, but we’ll just assume she’s real…since you’ve had sex with enough inanimate objects in your life, including girls you’ve jacked up with roofies, so I’ll let you have this one… The post Laís Ribeiro for Elle Italia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Beyonce and Nicki Minaj are releasing a song for Tidal, which is Jay Z’s failed app that everyone was talking about last week, and I guess it would only make sense that he do what he knows best and that’s get star studded people to endorse it…especially when one is his wife and business partner and the other is Nicki Minaj, a puppet trying so hard to find authenticity in the hip hop world…even though we know, like Drake, behind that “hood” accent and speech is an educated person who knows how to speak normally, you know like a modern day Ali G…with big tits and a fake ass… All this to say…they are eating burgers in the video and that’s enough excitement for one day… The post Nicki Minaj and Beyonce have a Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Funniest, Shadiest & Messiest Reactions To Omeeka’s Engagement Nicki and her handy-dandy Rent-A-Boo Meek allegedly got engaged in a random stunt that sparked endless speculation (and Barb shade ) across the internet at a time when no one really knows what’s happening with the hilariously mismatched couple . Hit the flip for must-see reactions to Nicki and Meek’s suspect “engagement.”
Let it be known that what follows is no April Fool’s joke. In fact, this is serious. Blockbuster mega-stars Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig are featuring in none other than – wait for it – a Lifetime movie. Though we aren’t sure how serious the tone of the movie will be, sources confirm the duo will star in the forthcoming Lifetime movie titled A Deadly Adoption. The film will be kicking off the 25th anniversary of Lifetime’s made-for-tv genre. There is chatter that the film could have both a serious and campy edge. Ferrell and Wiig star as a couple hoping to adopt a woman’s unborn baby (Jessica Lowndes of 90210 ). Of course, things go awry. And we are hoping it does so in true Ferrell and Wiig style when the film, slated for a summer premiere on Lifetime, arrives. Will Ferrell is apparently a fan of the made-for-TV genre and wants to celebrate it with his own film. He will serve as its executive producer along with Adam McKay. Not only does A Deadly Adoption mark the first time Ferrell or Wiig have starred in a Lifetime film, it also celebrates the reunion of Wiig, Ferrell, and McKay. The trio is best known for their work together on Anchorman 2 . Now, the elephant in the room is Melissa Gilbert. Certainly, she has to be jealous that she might lose her title as the made-for-TV queen to Will Ferrell … SNL 40: Fashion Hits and Misses 1. Sarah Palin at SNL 40 View Photo Did Sarah Palin snag an invite to Saturday Night Live’s 40th anniversary celebration? You betcha! 2. Kerry Washington at SNL 40 View Photo Who needs pants?!? Not Kerry Washington when posting on the Saturday Night Live anniversary special red carpet. 3. Dakota Johnson at SNL 40 View Photo Dakota Johnson is naked a lot in Fifty Shades of Grey. But she wore clothing on the red carpet of the Saturday Night Live anniversary special. 4. Taylor Swift at SNL 40 View Photo Taylor Swift gives some serious side eye in this photo from the red carpet of the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Tina Fey at SNL 40 View Photo Tina Fey poses here on the red carpet of the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. We love her. 6. Seth Meyers at SNL 40 View Photo Seth Meyers no longer hosts Weekend Update. But that didn’t stop him from posing at the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. 7. Lance Bass at SNL 40 View Photo Lance Bass can’t just sing. He can also clean up very well, as proven here at the Saturday Night Live anniversary special. 8. Seinfelds at SNL 40 View Photo It’s the Seinfelds! Jerry and wife Jessica both came out for the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Bradley Cooper at SNL 40 View Photo Bradley Cooper is just so handsome! He proved that again at the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. 10. Emma Stone at SNL 40 View Photo Laugh it up, Emma Stone! We’re totally and completely in love with you. 11. Amy Poehler at SNL 40 View Photo You can’t have a Saturday Night Live special without Amy Poehler. Come on. Be serious, people! 12. Lucy Liu at SNL 40 View Photo Lucy Liu is gorgeous. She makes that point evident at Saturday Night Live’s big 40th anniversary party. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Justin Timberlake at SNL 40 View Photo Come on. Of course Justin Timberlake was on hand for the Saturday Night Live anniversary special. He’s hoted five times! 14. Eddie Murphy at SNL 40 View Photo It’s Eddie Murphy! After 30 years away, he made a return to Saturday Night Live for its 40th anniversary special. 15. Kristen Wiig at SNL 40 View Photo Kristen Wiig strikes a pose here on the red carpet of the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. She looks beautiful! 16. Sarah Silverman at SNL 40 View Photo This isn’t Sarah Silverman prettiest face, we’ll admit it. But the comedian is always great for a laugh. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. James Franco at SNL 40 View Photo James Franco definitely cleans up well. Here he is at the 40th anniversary special for Saturday Night Live. 18. Louis C.K. at SNL 40 View Photo Louis C.K. cracks us up. Here’s a look at the comedian at the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. 19. Sheryl Crow at SNL 40 View Photo Sheryl Crow was one of MANY celebrities on hand to help Saturday Night Live celebrate its 40th anniversary. 20. Will Ferrell at SNL 40 View Photo Will Ferrell played a key role on the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. What? Did you expect he would not?!? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Bill Hader at SNL 40 View Photo Bill Hader has graduated from Saturday Night Live. But he returned for the show’s 40th anniversary special. 22. Olivia Wilde at SNL 40 View Photo We’re wild about Olivia Wilde! Here is the beauty at the 40th anniversary special for Saturday Night Live. 23. Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson at SNL 40 View Photo Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson made it out for the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. Here they are on the red carpet. The End. Up Next: ” SNL 40: Fashion Hits and Misses .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Okay, that headline might require some explanation. It seems Nicki Minaj was performing in Belfast last night, and she brought a young super fan named Donny on stage. Donny was so excited to meet his favorite rapper that he broke down in tears. It seems there was only one thing that could dry Donny’s tears, and it’s the same thing that will bring him comfort for the rest of his days. Yes, we’re talking about an impossibly ginormous rack: Nicki Minaj Consoles Fan With Boobs Apparently, Nicki Minaj’s boobs have powers that transcend age. In fact, Nicki captioned the above Instagram video with a touching tribute to “dem thangz.” “Get your life from the little boy in this video,” quoth Nicki. “Look at how he stopped crying when he laid his head on dem thangz. They have real power beaming out of them that can cure the sick.” Wow. If her boobs can do all that, what is Nicki’s famous butt capable of? Actually, it’s probably better if you don’t answer that question. Nicki is dating Meek Mill these days, but maybe by the time Donny is all grown up and legal, she’ll be single again. We imagine “I was the guy who cried on your boobs ten years ago!” is a pretty effective pick-up line. 19 Nicki Minaj Fun Facts! 1. Nicki Has One Tattoo View Photo It says “God is always with you” in Chinese. Nicki says she regrets it and has thought aboutn having it removed. 2. She Wanted to Kill Her Father View Photo Nicki has described her dad as an abusive drug addict who often stole from her mother to support his habit. She says that as a child, she often thought about killing him. 3. According to Forbes, Nicki is the Undisputed Queen View Photo Nicki is the only female artist to ever make the finance mag’s list of “Hip Hop Cash Kings.” She appeared on the list in 2013 and again in 2014. 4. She Hates the Name “Nicki Minaj” View Photo Born Onnika Miraj, Nicki reluctantly accepted a stagename chosen by one of her producers. She’s says it’s now too late to change it. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. She Has Several Alter-Egos View Photo Nicki’s best known alternate personality is the grittier Roman Zolanski. However, she says she’s been in the habit of adopting alter-egos since she was a child. Her first was named Cookie and served as a mechanism to help her cope with her abusive upbringing. 6. She Studied Acting in High School View Photo Nicki applied for LaGuardia High School’s music programming, but the admissions board felt her singing wasn’t up to snuff. She applied for the school’s acting program and was accepted. 7. Nicki Takes the Blame For the Lil Kim Beef View Photo Nicki says she shouldn’t have adopted the “hardcore squat” pose made famous by Lil Kim. Photos of Nicki posed like Kim were meant as an homage, but ended setting off a feud that’s still raging on. 8. She’s the First Female Rapper to Perform at Yankee Stadium View Photo Nicki took the honor when she hit the stage for a guest appearance at a JayZ/Eminem concert last year. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Nicki Credits her Feminist Beliefs to Her Mother View Photo Nicki says she remains a stronf believer in “female empowerment” as a result of witnessing her mother’s struggles when she was still a child. 10. She Was a Bookworm as a Kid View Photo Nicki says she was inspired to succeed by the books she read as a child. “In all the books I read that had big houses and all this nice stuff,” she said in a recent interview. 11. She’s Newly Single View Photo Nicki broke off her engagement with Safaree Samuels last month. They dated on and off for over a decade. 12. Nicki’s Cousin Nicholas Was Shot and Killed in 2011 View Photo Nicki has said Nicholas was as close to her as her own siblings. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. She’s Not Easily Star Struck View Photo Nicki has said the only celebs who could render her speechless are Meryl Streep and Judge Judy. Seriously. 14. She Worked as Waitress at Red Lobster Before Hitting It Big View Photo Hey, everyone’s gotta start somewhere. 15. She’s No Fan of Iggy Azalea View Photo Nicki’s learned to make nice with Iggy-Igs, but she’s still not a fan. She refuses to talk about their feud in interviews and has asked her staff to ensure Iggy’s music isn’t played in her presence. 16. She Didn’t Enjoy Her Time at American Idol View Photo We’re sure it was better than Red Lobster, but she’s based the show as co-host Mariah Carey. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Nicki’s Had Plastic Surgery View Photo She hasn’t confirmed or denied that she’s had butt implants, but Nicki has admitted to having work done on her face. 18. She Was Born in Trinidad and Tobago View Photo Nicki’s family moved to Queens when she was 5 years old. 19. She Credits Lil Wayne With Kickstarting Her Career View Photo Nicki got her big break from appearing on several of Wayne’s mix tapes. She’s referred to herself as “the female Weezy.” The End. Up Next: ” 19 Nicki Minaj Fun Facts! .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
