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Nicole Scherzinger Twerk of the Day

If you want to stay relevant, even when you’re old and washed up, as J.Lo has proved before this Nicole Scherzinger chick…you twerk….and I watch…because a shaking and gyrating ass is a happy ass – or at least a happy me….which is really all I care about, even though Nicole Scherzinger can’t make me happy…nothing can…it fucks up my depression…

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Nicole Scherzinger Twerk of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger Twerk of the Day

If you want to stay relevant, even when you’re old and washed up, as J.Lo has proved before this Nicole Scherzinger chick…you twerk….and I watch…because a shaking and gyrating ass is a happy ass – or at least a happy me….which is really all I care about, even though Nicole Scherzinger can’t make me happy…nothing can…it fucks up my depression…

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Nicole Scherzinger Keeps The Boobs Coming!

I really hope the Brits appreciate all the Nicole Scherzinger hotness they’ve been getting these past couple of years, because here’s the former Pussycat Doll putting on another one of her classic cleavage shows and I’m assuming trying to seduce me via the paparazzi again. Well, it’s working. And if Nicole’s not bringing those perfect funbags of hers back over here any time soon, I guess that means I’ll have to go over there. OK, I’d better go upstairs and tell my mom we’re moving. » view all 17 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , Fameflynet

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Nicole Scherzinger’s Amazing Cleavage Show

See, now this is exactly why I love Nicole Scherzinger so much. Not just for all the impressive cleavage she’s got on display, but because she’s actually pulling her jacket open to give us and the paps an even better look. So all you wannabe celebs out there, take note: that’s how you keep those 15 minutes (and pants fires) going strong year after year, by giving the fans what they want. And while we’re on the subject, where are those signed lingerie pictures I kept asking for? Do you think they got lost in the mail? » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Nicole Scherzinger’s Got Back

So I think I must’ve missed the part when Nicole Scherzinger moved to London full-time. Because here she is giving the British paparazzi a few nice booty shots on her way out of some restaurant, and I’m having trouble remembering the last time we saw Nicole bring this white-hot booty show of hers back to the US. Which I guess is OK, as long as we keep getting copies of the pictures and a hot British reality star of our own in return. So how does this whole foreign hottie exchange program work? Because I’d be more than happy to put a busty Brit up in my mom’s basement for the summer. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Anna Faris Granny Face Bikini Pics of the Day

Anna Faris isn’t 100 years old, but she might as well be, because she’s over 30, has a kid, and her face looks old as fuck… Even when on the beach showing off her bikini body, a body that is not so bad, her face reminds me of an old grandma who you just went over to help cut her lawn, and by cut her lawn I mean eat out, since that’s what she’s actually paying you for… I am not against granny sex…. She can’t get pregnant, makes great cookies, is lonely and has very little expectations or demands because she will take whatever she gets, knowing how disgusting it must be for a young man like you to fuck a senior citizen…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…Granny sex… Speaking of Granny sex, I almost had sex with a 75 year old with implants, wearing a bikini, all leathery and floridian yesterday. We were drunk, she must have been trying to relive her youth, but her nipples, despite the implants still aimed at the ground and it was just too weird, like a bad science experiment, up on some PATIENT ZERO implants in the 80s for me to really delve into… I am against 37 year olds with granny faces…in a bikini or not.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Anais Pouliot photographed by Hannah Khymych for L’Officiel Paris TITS! of the Day

Anais Pouliot is a titty fashion model from Montreal. She is a reminder that I should have never write off Montreal tall girls, because you never know which one will win the lottery, move to NYC, get cast in a bunch of topless shoots, leading to becoming a Victoria’s Secret angel.. There was a time, we were Facebook friends, but her career took off, I got deleted, reminding me that there is no loyalty with Facebook friendship…I guess I could always find her childhood home and camp out outside waiting for her return to profess my love her her… But I don’t find that interesting, since I’ve already seen her tits..and more importantly, because I don’t think being a Victoria’s Secret model is even that interesting an achievement….I like the girls I waste my time on to have dreams of being Anais Pouliot, because that way I have a better chance of licking their ANAIS….with my dick.

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Christina Milian’s Insta Bikini and Vape Sex Party of the Day

Christina Milian is a mom… I don’t know if this behavior is irresponsible for a mom or not. I had a mom early on in life, who was a hooker back in Mexico, and who I saw do some shit far worse than vaping, we’re talking shooting speed and getting railed by white men, one of whom was my dad, for drug money, not food, leading to me being taken by an orphanage where the priests abused me, while she was busy dying of AIDS or some other hooker on drug related illness… So a little vaping and getting her neck licked isn’t such a horrible thing…especially not when at a Vegas pool party, because that’s what happens at Vegas Pool parties.. I just don’t see how this helps her public image, or her brand, is this some rebellion that her life has become an assistant host on The Voice…instead of being a judge…is it that she never was a mom to her baby anyway, that shit just happened between writing hit Bieber songs with her husband at the time… I don’t know, it’s like Divorcee taking advantage of the weekend off, turned down for what, hustle that she probably should have left off instagram, but I like on Instagram because I can stare and judge from my couch.

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Christina Milian’s Insta Bikini and Vape Sex Party of the Day

Christina Milian’s Insta Bikini and Vape Sex Party of the Day

Christina Milian is a mom… I don’t know if this behavior is irresponsible for a mom or not. I had a mom early on in life, who was a hooker back in Mexico, and who I saw do some shit far worse than vaping, we’re talking shooting speed and getting railed by white men, one of whom was my dad, for drug money, not food, leading to me being taken by an orphanage where the priests abused me, while she was busy dying of AIDS or some other hooker on drug related illness… So a little vaping and getting her neck licked isn’t such a horrible thing…especially not when at a Vegas pool party, because that’s what happens at Vegas Pool parties.. I just don’t see how this helps her public image, or her brand, is this some rebellion that her life has become an assistant host on The Voice…instead of being a judge…is it that she never was a mom to her baby anyway, that shit just happened between writing hit Bieber songs with her husband at the time… I don’t know, it’s like Divorcee taking advantage of the weekend off, turned down for what, hustle that she probably should have left off instagram, but I like on Instagram because I can stare and judge from my couch.

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Nicole Scherzinger Working it for the Paparazzi of the Day

For years, Nicole Scherzinger, has been called a tranny. I guess when she saw the paparazzi coming close, she felt it was the perfect opportunity to both remind everyone who Nicole Scherzinger is…I mean who gives a fuck about the Pussycat Dolls…but more importantly, to show us that she’s really good at tucking…she’s like “try to see the balls, I bet you can’t, because they are shoved deep inside a surgical pocket I had custom made for me when I was getting my tits and face done”…unless she is a woman…with a vagina…and this is just how she maintains her thick booty… Ultimately, you’d fuck her either way…and so would I…because why the fuck not…and more importantly, because it’s not gay if he’s in a bikini….and has a wig on…right? TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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