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Laura Croft and Holly Madison are the Trashy Whores of the Day

Posted on October 10, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know about these Playboy bitches. They all look like tacky strippers with fake tans, fake hair, fake tits, who I’d probably want to shoot myself in the dick if I was hanging with them in any other capacity than shoving my dick inside them…I can only imagine the things they like, the things they find cool, the things they find inspiring or interesting or even fashionable or nice, being some tedious shit that would make any sane person not distracted by their whoring, bottom feeding, thank god playboy isn’t classy, vaginas….want to rip his ears out…because eyes are good for looking at their text book, not quite authentic, but made up enough to make me think it is, sex appeal….cuz for some reason, cunts like this lure attention of men….despite how irritating everything about them is…there must be a science behind this that I’m not going to bother researching, but that I’ll just post the pics of instead….even though they need to be more naked…the stipper pole is a great touch though…fucking ridiculous…but guys love this hustle cuz it is everything their wive’s aren’t…

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Rihanna Highlight Concert Pics of the Day

Posted on October 10, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The day is not complete unless there are pictures of Rihanna in concert wearing the same outfits she wore the last month of concerts..but this time squatting in the shitting stance, cuz shitting on stage when you’re a thick popstar is the theme of today’s Canadian thanksgiving….and let Rihanna be one of our mascots….

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Nancy Shevell is Paul McCartney’s New 2-Legged Vagina that Will Steal his Fortune Even Though She’s Rich of the Day

Posted on October 10, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If your wondering why Nancy Shevell, Paul McCartney’s latest wife is so happy….It is because she just won the fucking lottery. I’m sure that before making this move she both heard of him, and more importantly heard of the one legged bitch who cashed in….not to mention statistics are in her favor, as this fucker hits 70….making her Anna Nicole Smith with more wholesome a look, and the good news for her is that McCartney’s daughter already made her own fortune, so she’ll be in the clear when it comes to collecting. I know, everyone talks about how her family are rich on their own, and that she’s the heir to some trucking company and that she doesn’t need the money and this is more of a status thing for her and her trucker trash family that made it, but I’m not convinced the money isn’t a factor in all this…and even if it is for status…she’s still using him for something, that’s just the foundation of all relationships, it’s just funnier to laugh at when it’s more obvious… Here are the lovely, honest, beautiful, authentic wedding pics, because if you’re like me, you like masturbating to brides as soon as they lock down a husband cuz I know they are still whores…. Marriage is such a beautiful thing….

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Kate Upton in Lingerie for some Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on April 2, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Upton is some SI model who doesn’t only work for SI because apparenltly doesn’t do the whole Victoria’s Secret kidnap a bitch from her family in some foreign country in exchange for an exclusive modeling contract until the world finds out you were born with a dick – and they fire you cuz they don’t want their brand associated with cross dressers and trannies – this is America, the heartland of Christian faith…or some shit… Apparently, she also works for Guess like she was Anna Nicole Smith, only less fat and dead. Apparently, they use her skills well cuz apparently shes got a great body…..No April’s fool joke in that….cuz this site is a year long April Fool’s joke…and so is my life…. FOLLOW ME

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Kate Upton in Lingerie for some Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on April 2, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Anna Nicole Smith Opera: Actually in Existence!

Posted on February 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We really wish we were making this up. But an opera based on the life, and premature death, of Anna Nicole Smith has opened in London. Titled “Anna Nicole,” it premiered at the Royal Opera House last night and features Eva-Maria Westbroek in the lead role. Anna Nicole Smith Opera The New York Times actually referred to the performance as “deeply moving,” while Mark Swed of The Los Angeles Times called it “a tawdry, if entertaining, opera… it was not until a beguiling orchestral interlude in the second act, and too late, that ‘Anna’ finally seemed worth taking seriously.” Talk about a surprising critique. The only thing we take seriously out of the sad Anna Nicole Smith drama is how much of a douche Larry Birkhead is.

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Grow A Pair: Billy Ray Cyrus Whimpers About Not Having Any Control Of His Fast-Azz Daughter!

Posted on February 15, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

What type of man does an interview about “losing” his daughter?? You better get out there and snatch her lil a** up! Billy Ray Cyrus hasn’t spoken to Miley since her bong rips. “There’s no doubt” his family is under attack from Satan. LiLo spent Valentine’s Day with SamRo. January Jones only feels safe when photographers are near. Tuesday gossip sins. In a trainwreck interview with GQ, Billy Ray Cyrus says “there’s no doubt” that his family is under attack from Satan. The devil’s instrument of torture: Hannah Montana. “I’ll tell you right now, that damn show destroyed my family.” Before the Cyruses moved to L.A., they had a group baptism in Tennessee. But the devil attacked as soon as his brood arrived at the Los Angeles city limits, when Miley pointed to a sign: ADOPT-A-HIGHWAY: ATHEISTS UNITED. “A physical sign. It could have easily said ‘You will now be attacked by Satan. Entering this industry, you are now on the highway to darkness.’” Apparently Billy Ray hasn’t spoken to Miley since her bong-ripping video surfaced: “I’m scared for her. She’s got a lot of people around her that’s putting her in a great deal of danger.” He compares Miley to Kurt Cobain, Michael Jackson, and Anna Nicole Smith, then concludes, “I should have been a better parent. I should have said, ‘Enough is enough, it’s getting dangerous and somebody’s going to get hurt.’” If the Cyrus family erupts into a feud, it could be the bloodiest Hollywood has ever seen, equal parts Spears, Lohan, and Southern Baptist tent revival. [GQ,] Stop with your “Achy Breaky” bullsh*t and go grab that lil b*tch out the streets and sit her a** down somewhere! Source

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Ellen von Unwerth and Kate Upton Hot for Guess of the Day

Posted on January 20, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some pictures of a couple hot models in the latest Guess campaign. For those of you who don’t give a fuck, Guess is the company that made Anna Nicole Smith an actual model, something that I still question but can’t guess the reason why…but now these girls have a lot to live up to if they want to be remembered for their work with Guees and by live up to I guess I mean dying by 40 after they a decade doing a lot of eating while humilating themselves on reality TV before developing a pill addiction that will ultimately kill them….. What it comes down to is that Guess should be paying me in more than just hot bitches in erotic pictures…I’m talking cold hard cash for this free exposure on my site that reaches millions of people who will never shop at Guess…. Here is a hotter set of pics of Kate Upton for Guess Accessories….

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Josie Goldberg is Fat in Her Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 3, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Josie Goldberg, she’s some Playboy model. She look more like a farm animal and here she is disgusting in a bikini… By the looks of it, someone’s eating her fat feelings….and I am pretty glad she is cuz no self respect has lead to a pretty amazing photoshoot of a bitch who posed naked in the past who has turned into this. Maybe the emotional issues that made her start eating are the same that got her to pose naked…repressing daddy’s fingers insider her or some shit, but I’m not too concerned about some low level Anna Nicole Smith aspiring garbage…I’m too busy sizing her fat ass up…. I can’t imagine these being staged, but they look like they are, and I am sure insanity has created far worst things that this shit, like the fact that the bitch got herself in a bikini to begin with, but more importantly that she thought people wanted to see it….but I guess that’s her way of being the next Anna Nicole Smith cuz Playboy needs a new overeating retard bitch who people once found worth lookin’ at naked….I mean no one really needs that…but I’m doing my best here, I’m still drunk from the Holidays… This is just wild to me…disgusting and wild…straight out of the barn wild but I have a feeling a lot of you are gonna be down with this, cuz where you are from this is considered skinny or at least curvy in a good way….while all I see is a buffet owner crying as she walks through the doors of his cuz bitches like this are the ones they hope never come… ….God Bless America. Happy New Year. Fat bitches always make me hungry and I’m married one….making me a fat bitch…but at least I’m not doing whatever this bitch is doing to herself…cuz it’s just a disaster…Enjoy. Here’s round two – cuz I guess she didnt’ feel showing off her gutter body in one bathing suit was humilating enough or abusive enough to everyone who was forced to see it…