There’s something about the winter that fucking sucks and I call it the freezing cold, being snowed in, hibernating with my shitty fat wife who has been stocking up on food to make her fatter than a pile of shit to I guess keep her warm in our damp unheated apartment… Sure, girls everywhere want to buddy-up and wife you, even just for the night, because everyone is lonely and miserable, but the whole having a wife thing makes that perk more of a hell than anything… So I like to look at the amazing surf girl asses because surf girls just live a better life and have better asses that 98 percent of people..thanks to surf fitness…because there are people in their bikinis right now…even if those people aren’t being creeped on by you in person, we have the internet for that.
There’s something about the winter that fucking sucks and I call it the freezing cold, being snowed in, hibernating with my shitty fat wife who has been stocking up on food to make her fatter than a pile of shit to I guess keep her warm in our damp unheated apartment… Sure, girls everywhere want to buddy-up and wife you, even just for the night, because everyone is lonely and miserable, but the whole having a wife thing makes that perk more of a hell than anything… So I like to look at the amazing surf girl asses because surf girls just live a better life and have better asses that 98 percent of people..thanks to surf fitness…because there are people in their bikinis right now…even if those people aren’t being creeped on by you in person, we have the internet for that.
Before Tessanne Chin was named The Voice Season 5 winner, Lady Gaga and Christina Aguilera joined forces to perform the former’s hit “Do What U Want.” The Voice results and Tessanne’s coronation were the main event, but just a tiny portion star-studded finale that saw these two stars duet for the first time. Watch the magnificence that is Xtina and Gaga’s teaming up below … Lady Gaga ft. Christina Aguilera – Do What U Want (The Voice) Things started out innocuous enough, as it appeared that the Mother Monster was taking to the NBC show’s stage to perform her latest single solo. Perhaps she read the R. Kelly sexual assault allegations published this week and showed her normal, nasty collaborator on “Do What U Want” the door? It’s not clear. But she also wasn’t going it alone. A magical clam shell revealed a dueling diva, Christina Aguilera, ready to join in on the performance. Theatrical, over-the-top and pretty much perfect if you ask us. Someone’s got to make this a regular thing when the hit show returns for Season 6. Here’s the crowning moment for Tessanne Chin that ended the night: The Voice Season 5 Winner
Dang, Jaden can’t get no lovin’ from Kylie ? The youngest of the Kardashian/Jenner women is denying being boo’ed up with Jaden Smith in the new prom issue of Seventeen Magazine . According to US Weekly reports : Kylie Jenner has been in the public eye since age 9, so having a normal prom experience is probably a struggle. But in the new Seventeen Prom cover story (on newsstands Dec. 25), the 16-year-old opens up about her dreams for the perfect prom from the date to the dress. And though she has been spending lots of quality time Will and Jada Pinkett Smith’s son, Jaden, since March, the cover girl says she’s currently single. “I don’t have a boyfriend, but I do really want that boyfriend prom experience,” she said in the magazine. “I would want to go with someone who’s not afraid, or doesn’t think that he’s too cool, to show up at my house with a rose corsage. It would be nice for the guy to come over and be respectful and nice while my mom takes prom pics. But if I couldn’t find a boyfriend, I would want to go with one of my best guy friends, like Jaden [Smith]. I know I’d have fun with him – he makes me laugh and he is a great dancer.” Jenner and actor-singer Smith, 15, are often spotted out together with Smith’s younger sister Willow and former Hannah Montana star Moises Arias. On Nov. 19 Jaden was photographed clasping a gold necklace on the reality star’s neck in West Hollywood, and on Nov. 24, the duo sat and posed together at the American Music Awards where they hugged and held hands for most of the night. Though she now claims to be single, the former couple is clearly still close if she’s willing to invite him to be her prom date. Womp womp. Jaden can do better anyway… Just sayin’. Hit the flip to see Kylie on the cover and inside of Seventeen Magazine’s Prom edition. AKM-GSI
In case you didn’t get the memo, Beyoncé has put a stronghold on the music industry with her latest self-titled visual album. which dropped in the middle of the night on December 13…. Continue
After well-received preview screenings at the Toronto and Fantastic Fest film festivals, the fantastically nude Here Comes the Devil (2013) is finally hitting theaters! Our Skin Skout has confirmed that the Mexican thriller not only has copious amounts of nudity and sex, but some of the best slow-burn, ’70s style horror in recent memory! “Francisco Barreiro and Laura Caro play parents Felix and Sol whose son and daughter inexplicably reappear after being lost overnight on a desolate, cave-riddled mountainside after a casual hike became every parent’s nightmare. The good luck and good fortune of their return soon changes, as the children’s behavior suggests ominous and unspeakable events the night the children were lost that continue even now.” Thanks to our pals over at Magnet Releasing we have an exclusive nude clip from the film featuring Dana Dorel and Jessica Iris . See the clip after the jump!
Hot on the heels of Gisele Bundchen’s breastfeeding photos , a Norwich, CT mother has come forward to share her tale of being thrown out of a courtroom there when she began to breastfeed her 3 month old son. Danielle Gendron was in court to testify but was waved out by a marshal when her son, Maddox, needed to eat. Norwich Mom Thrown Out of Courtroom for Breastfeeding “I went to feed him and the marshal just, you know, she immediately just waved me out,” Gendron says. “That’s never happened to me so I wasn’t sure she was speaking to me at first so I kind of looked around and she was like ‘you get out.'” Because of her removal from the courtroom, Gendron didn’t get the chance to take the stand. The state of Connecticut is one of 45 states and the District of Columbia which have laws protecting the rights of mothers to breastfeed in any public or private location. Sadly, Gendron’s story is not an anomaly. Earlier this year, Laura Trickle was nearly held in contempt of court for being unable to attend jury duty and care for her infant child at the same time. A judge gave her the order to feed her child by bottle or find a babysitter. Jessica Moser was told to give her baby formula so that the child could spend the night with her father. Gendron, it seems, is just the latest in a line of mothers to be shamed for breastfeeding.
For last night’s episode of “Saturday Night Live” comedian Paul Rudd created a spoof of the Black holiday films, “Best Man Holiday,” “Madea Christmas” and…
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