This sounds painful . Woman Hides Money In Rectum Who sticks cash up their azz? According to Mail Online A Tennessee woman is recovering in hospital after trying to hide $5,000 in cash inside her rectum and then trying to remove the money with a toilet brush and tongs. Bulls Gap resident, Christie Black, 43, allegedly stole the money from her boyfriend Bobby Gulley last week after she became fearful that he was going to split up with her. Transported to Hawkings County Memorial Hospital, Black was suffering from severe bleeding after her attempts to remove the cash failed and police have charged her with theft of over $1,000. At around 1 a.m. on Tuesday, a deputy from the Hawkins County Sheriff’s Office was dispatched to Gulley’s home after they received a complaint that his girlfriend was stealing from him. Gulley informed Sgt. Michael Allen that he had ‘set a trap’ for Black by putting two envelopes containing $4,000 and $1,000 in $100 in an old medicine bag which he put on top of his foosball table. SMH Waking in the night to find the bag missing, he saw that his girlfriend was awake and confronted her about the money. At this point, a frightened Black proceeded to vomit up a plastic bag containing partially dissolved pills. ‘He then asked her where the money was, and she admitted to him she’d wrapped it up and stuck it in her rectum,’ Allen stated in his report according to the Times News. ‘Black admitted (to Allen) to taking the money and medication because Mr. Gulley was going to kick her out and she needed money for a place to live.’ Sgt. Allen said that Black then tried to remove the cash with a toilet brush and tongs but failed. ‘She was bleeding severely and was transported to the Hawkins County Memorial Hospital emergency room,’ Allen said. ‘The wad of money was removed and collected as evidence.’ As of Thursday afternoon, she remained listed in fair condition at Holston Valley Medical Center. Wait. If she put cash up her azz…can she shake her money maker? Shutterstock
Looks like Robin might prefer that white meat… Robin Thicke Busted Cheating On Paula Patton Miley Cyrus isn’t the only woman whose rear-end has been getting some extra attention from Robin Thicke in recent days. Via RadarOnline reports: The married dad was recently snapped in a friendly clinch with a hot blonde — but the mirror behind them revealed Robin’s X-rated intentions! The reflection captured the Blurred Lines singer’s hand creeping up the back of the woman’s skirt as he groped her butt cheek with a grin on his face! The photo is believed to have been taken at NYC nightclub 1OAK, where Robin hosted an after-party following his MTV VMA performance with Miley on Sunday night. It was posted on social media. Other official shots from the night show Robin, 36, wearing the same pinky ring on his right hand and what appears to be the same tuxedo shirt and jacket. And even though Robin’s wife, Paula Patton, was nowhere to be seen as he got up close and personal with the blonde, she was spotted elsewhere in the club, partying by his side all night. Paula, 37, was also on hand when Robin partied with twerk fiend Miley on Friday night in the city, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively, hitting up the Darby and 1OAK before calling it a night. Twitter/IG
My name is Makenzi and I’m 19 from Michigan. I got to take a trip from Michigan to Ohio for the weekend to see Justin in Columbus on July 12th, and again the next day in Cleveland on July 13th. I entered the best collection contest for both shows and when I didn’t win for the night in Columbus, I really thought I would have no luck winning for the next night in Cleveland. My sister and I were on our way to the Columbus concert and we were running super late because we had to stop a couple hours into our trip to find out what was wrong with our tires. I was thinking, “Great… this is how my weekend is gonna start.” After we got the tires fixed, we stopped at the gas station. When I was coming back from the restroom I heard my email go off on my phone. I looked down and I had won the contest! I started crying hysterically and ran and met my sister. She hugged me and threw me in the car because everyone was starring at me about to approach me to make sure I was okay. After checking into the hotel I walked to the arena because I was going to the concert alone and I had 11th row floor seats. Then these two girls gave me a wristband to be on the barrier of the catwalk. I just couldn’t believe all of this was happening to me, I felt like I was dreaming. The concert was incredible and I walked out of the arena very teary eyed, feeling so blessed. The next day we got ready early and headed to Cleveland because I was meeting Justin! After waiting in a room with a bunch of fans it was time to line up and meet him. When I walked in the room he said, “Hi” and gave me a hug. I looked at him and told him, “Thank you for saving my life.” He looked at me and said, “Awh sweetheart, you’re welcome.” It was time for a picture and my eyes had been sticking together all day and bothering me and I BLINKED right when the camera went off. Justin gave me a big hug goodbye, and I said, “Justin I blinked in my picture I cant believe it” and he said “You didn’t blink, I promise they took two pictures.” Then security pushed me out! When I got my picture I was blinking!!!! But it’s okay, I look like I’m in heaven next to the person who has gotten me through the worst times of my life. Those few seconds with him, were the very best. If you have not gotten the chance to meet Justin, honestly just stay strong and BELIEVE that it will happen, even if it’s not the next time you see him, have faith that one day you will! Stay positive, positivity is key. I have faith you will! See more here: My name is Makenzi and I’m 19 from Michigan. I got to take a…
While the world is still reeling from Miley Cyrus’ gyrations at the VMAs, the dramatic conclusion to The Real Housewives of Orange County season 8 will hopefully take our minds off Hannah Montana’s Humpty Dancing. Did anyone else ever imagine Miley Cyrus and the OC housewives being mentioned in the same sentence? Yeah, me neither. Anyway. Let’s get to it with our THG +/- recap! Andy’s first question for Heather is about her house and the offer they couldn’t refuse. The model of their new house is built and they hope to break ground by December. Plus 8? Next he brings up Heather’s return to acting and Terry’s many attempts at joking his way through the stress of flying solo. Heather defends their on-camera fighting as part of real life after being together for 16 years. Plus 15 . A viewer makes the comment that Heather should’ve just given Terry his onion rings because he gives her so much. Heather scores points with stay at home moms everywhere when she says she’s actually providing him with a pretty fabulous life, too. Plus 25. Alexis blames the editing of the past four years for the reason Jim has looked like such a gross douche. Not the fact that he might actually be a gross douche. Tamra gets to show off her bling now that she’s a married woman. And their sex life is just great. Plus 17. Shamless plug for Tamra’s O.C. wedding, coming in October. Briana joins the ladies and Vicki says the greatest part of being a grandma is waking up the baby at 1:00 in the morning when she gets home from work. Never wake a sleeping baby, Vicki. Never ever. Minus 4. Ryan is currently in Afghanistan and everyone is counting down the days until he returns. When he retires from the Marines, Vicki says he’s going to sell insurance because he won’t have anything else to do. Then Vicki throws a blow at Lauri saying that she “earns her pay on her back” and “doesn’t work.” Ouch. Minus 2. Briana wasn’t happy with the way Ryan treated Lydia’s mother but defended him because he was apparently taking Vicki’s lead. She won’t talk about her husband who is overseas, but she’ll say she cleaned red wine and mud off the couch at the end of the night. Minus 6 Lydia calls her on that insinuation, rightfully so. Plus 8 . Now that Briana and Troy have moved out, Brooks still isn’t coming over to Vicki’s. They’re together but not together. Briana and Vicki say that the Brooks-can’t-be-here story was misconstrued. He was never not allowed at the house. He just wasn’t allowed at the house when Briana, Troy, or Ryan were there. And they lived there? Briana says that Brooks has proven himself to be a man she cannot trust around her family and believes he’s disrespected her and her mother. Vicki admits that they see each other occasionally but that Brooks has been disrespectful to her but won’t give specifics. Minus 14. The ladies give her grief for making excuses for him. When Briana continues discussing Brooks and says that Brooks discussed the size of Little Brooks, Vicki gets up and walks away. After a commercial break, Brooks joins the ladies. He tells Briana he’s sorry and she asks for specifics. He goes back to 2007 and says he’s sorry she saw an email between himself and Vicki while Vicki was still married to Donn. Wait a minute. Vicki’s still married to Donn. Eh. Technicalities, right? Briana has a bullet list of things she wants Brooks to apologize for, chief among them is a recording of him telling Ryan that Ryan should start hitting her to get her to fall in line. Minus Infinity. He blames it on drunken ramblings and Briana brings up the fact that she was abused as a child while the rest of the ladies attempt to skewer Brooks. Except for Lydia who turns into a crying mess and has to excuse herself. Brooks says the comment to start hitting Briana was taken out of context. Vicki says she’s done with the show and Andy has to call her back to the couch. She insists that Brooks has never hit her and that’s supposed to make everything better. They start to roll the montage of Vicki’s relationship dilemmas and Briana and Brooks are too busy going at one another for us to miss that entertainment. Minus 38. Alexis says that Vicki needs to listen to the tape so she can hear it for herself. Heather asks if Vicki’s reluctant to listen to the tape because then she’ll have to make a choice. Vicki doesn’t answer. Minus 12. Tamra has lots of thoughts on Brooks and Vicki and Briana. She’s threatened bodily harm to Brooks if he hurts Vicki. She feels like Vicki is making excuses for Brooks. This is Weak Vicki. Heather says that maybe this is the time for Vicki to move on from Brooks because she might love him but he might not be the right one for her. Vicki starts to cry as Briana talks about how this is the only source of “ick” in her life. Gretchen says she hates to see Vicki crying because she doesn’t want Vicki not to be with the person that she loves. Awww, Gretch. Tamra says that Briana has seen text messages from Brooks to Vicki calling Vicki fat and ugly and disgusting. Brooks and Vicki don’t believe that those messages exist. Minus 8. Briana tells Andy that all of this is coming from a place of loving her mother. Brooks says he loves her enough to let her go and tells her she should listen to those who’ve known her longer. Gretchen asks her if that’s what she wants and Vicki compares Slade and Brooks and everyone starts to feel grossed out by that comparison. Vicki says the world hated Slade and Gretchen says “well, okay, not the whole world…” Brooks says that the thing he has to do is exit Stage Right because of the turmoil his presence causes in Vicki’s family and friendships. He leaves and Vicki breaks down sobbing. Heather, Alexis, Tamra, and Lydia console her. Briana does not. Minus 40. As the reunion comes to a close, Andy asks for their final thoughts. Lydia says she feels like she’s been punched in the head. Alexis feels bad for a lot of people. Heather had a difficult, yet fun and exciting year and calls that the balance of life. Tamra had her best year yet. Gretchen was hurt by some of the friendships and says she’ll always defend her own honor but she’s happy to be engaged to Slade. Vicki is emotionally drained but remains a hopeless romantic. And that’s a wrap! Bravo, Andy Cohen. Bravo. EPISODE TOTAL: -51 SEASON TOTAL: -298
The Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Arizona with their “Spaghetti Western & Meatballs” indulge in not one…but two cleansing rituals. Check out all of the dirt in our THG +/- review. Teresa Guidice is riding high. Everything’s going well. Cook books, Milania Haircare. Criminal charges… oops . She conveniently forgot that one. Minus 15. But you know something’s wrong when your 12 year old has to edit your fashion sense. Shouldn’t it be the mother putting a ban on the skimpy bathing suits, not the other way around? Still, everyone looks fairly happy as they start off to their Arizona retreat, except for birthday girl Melissa Gorga who would have preferred a little quiet time with her hubby. Minus 11 . I doubt Bravo would have picked up the tab for that. After half the cast experiences the plane ride from Hell, they finally all arrive at a gorgeous resort and spa in the desert. Melissa wants to know if it’s OK to touch the cactus. Plus 20. Did anyone else have the urge to tell her to go ahead and try? Chris and Jacqueline get to their room and Chris asks her to try is spicy nuts. No, he’s talking about actual nuts, in a bowl. So much for sexy time. Speaking of sexy time, it looks like Joe Gorga’s not getting any either as Melissa’s got a cold for her birthday trip. He asks, “You want Tarzan?” Melissa’s response, “No!. Ew. No.” My thoughts exactly. Plus 22. The worst of the bunch is Richie who complains in front of his kids that he’s not getting any sex and then does nothing but bitch about the beautiful resort he’s staying at for free. Minus 30. The guy is more of an ass every week and the tears shed over his dad didn’t save it for me…but we’ll get to that in a minute. An energy healer who speaks to the dead stops in to help this crew cleanse their aura or some such thing. She claims she can hear voices from another dimension from people who are dead…but not dead. Minus 10. What does that even mean? As much as I want to be open minded, I have several issues with this side show. First off, if the dead are speaking to her, why can’t they just tell her their name? What’s with the first initial bs? Then she asks if anyone has a connection to a Mary or Maria. Seriously? It’s an Italian family. What are the odds that at least one of them has a dead relative with one of those names? Minus 18. And did anyone else get the feeling that the all knowing medium has watched the show before? Despite my belief that this is all a scam, that doesn’t mean it wasn’t fun. Love Teresa saying, “Even the dead is telling Melissa that I had nothing to do with these rumors.” Tre will take backup from just about anyone and breathing is optional. Plus 25. Even better was Juicy Joe messing with the psychic about relatives who were still alive and then the misunderstanding over the dog? The duck? Was this a joke about them walking into a bar? Honestly, she may have had Richie and Kathy in tears but she could have gotten all of her information off of a quick internet search. Minus 17. I’d rather have spent the night enjoying one of Albert’s steaks. Once the dead are put to rest, the crew heads out on a hike to be one with nature. And we get yet another classic Teresaism… “Anything to do with the outdoorsy, I’m all for it.” Plus 10 because everything about Teresa just screams nature lover. Apparently everyone’s auras need more cleansing as they burn their thoughts with sage and let go of negativity, worry, hate, fill in the blank here. Teresa and Jacqueline continue to bond until Teresa mentions that if karma doesn’t come back to you, it comes back to your kids. Huh? Do you think she was referring to little Nicholas? Jacqueline sure seems to. Overall, Melissa had the right idea. A drink by the pool was the way to go. Episode total = -24! Season total = 446!
Crazy . Former Football Star Admits To Affair With Teacher According to Mail Online A former Alabama University football star allegedly admitted to having sex with his former high school teacher, who wanted to have his baby. Top rated defensive back Eddie Williams, 20, is said to have admitted the affair with his high school athletic director Karissa Wesley, 35, after they became close when she tutored him. Williams said he had sex with Wesley ‘about 10 times’ when he visited her house. Another student, who was present and heard them having sex, told police he ended the affair when Wesley talked about having Williams’ baby. Williams, who was kicked off the Alabama squad earlier this year after being accused of taking part in a robbery on campus, said the affair took place in his senior year. Williams at first denied the affair – but later confessed, according to Major Tommy Ford with Bay County Sheriff’s Office. Details of the alleged affair emerged as Wesley was suspended from her job as Athletic Director at Arnold High School in Bay County, Florida. A former coach at the school is reported to have told school board members about the affair while school chiefs received an email from a former teacher Peggy Dawson. Authorities said Dawson’s email included a hand written letter from former football player Andre Allen who alleged that Wesley and Williams had sex. Allen was referred to as student B while Williams was student A in a subsequent investigation. The e-mail said that Williams smoked sticky icky with Wesley on multiple occasions, stayed the night and drank alcohol with them. Williams’ confession to the affair was released by police to TV station WMBB. Wesley has strenuously denied the affair and issued a statement to WMBB TV. She said:’I deny all allegations in the letter. I want to thank the Arnold students, especially the volleyball players, administration and faculty, parents and community for the outpouring of prayers, love and support.’ The school district investigation found that Wesley is in a relationship with the school’s Football and Basketball Coach, Bobby Britton. More and more teachers are chopping down students…no wonder we are behind in education. Myspace
Beyonce Attends Birthday Party For Stylist Ty Hunter If you blinked, you’ve probably forgotten that the formerly lace-front faithful Beyonce made a drastic style change earlier this month and chopped her blondielocks off completely, because she’s now sporting several variations of a short, blonde bob. Mrs. Carter was seen on the scene this week attending an NYC birthday bash for her long-time stylist Ty Hunter, where she sported this curly cropped look while posing for a few flicks in between partying the night away. She also posted this birthday shoutout to Ty earlier in the day: Are you feeling this look? Peep a few more pics of Bey and her wavy bob on the flip…
What type of ain’t isht beyotch does some isht like THIS?!?! Fetus Found In The Toilet Of Pennsylvania Sports Bar Via TheMorningCall As they do every morning, the husband-and-wife team on Monday morning started cleaning Starters Pub, the popular sports-theme restaurant off Route 378 in Lower Saucon Township. But in a ladies restroom, their routine job turned into a gruesome discovery. After scrubbing the bowl of one of the toilets, one of the cleaners attempted to flush the soapy water down, Starters owner David Rank said. But the toilet wouldn’t flush, so the employee opened the lid of the tank, finding a fetus, which must have been placed inside the night before because toilets are cleaned every day, Rank said. Shortly after the discovery was made at 10 a.m., Lower Saucon police and the Northampton County coroner’s office were dispatched to the restaurant. District Attorney John Morganelli said investigators are treating the disposal of the fetus as a crime. Authorities gave no details about what investigators discovered other than to call it a fetus. Lower Saucon police Chief Guy Lesser would only say his department is investigating, along with the coroner’s and district attorney’s offices. Police interviewed employees, and officers asked to see surveillance video, Rank said. There were several marked police cruisers, a crime scene van and some unmarked police cars at Starters for nearly three hours. The investigation at the restaurant ended around 12:30 p.m, Lesser said. While police didn’t talk at the scene, Rank did, breaking down several times. Rank said neither he nor his employees know the identity of the woman involved in the incident and he said he hopes people don’t condemn her because “no one knows her situation.” “My biggest concern are my employees, the mother, the baby,” he said. “I just want everyone to say prayers for … them.” Hopefully they find this ho soon and prosecute her to the fullest extent of the law. Image via Shutterstock Continue reading →
He liked it, he put a ring on it… CNN’s Isha Sesay Marries White Co-Worker Leif Coorlim In Atlanta Via People CNN anchor Isha Sesay made her own news Sunday night, marrying fellow CNN staffer Leif Coorlim in Atlanta. The couple tied the knot in front of close friends and family at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel, the ceremony moved indoors from the English garden after CNN meteorologist Jen Delgado predicted bad weather. “Our day exceeded my wildest dreams,” Sesay tells PEOPLE. “It was magical. When I saw Leif standing at the end of the aisle, I felt as if my heart would explode. I married the man of my dreams in front of the people we care about the most. And then we partied the night away.” The bride wore a strapless, custom Amsale gown featuring elaborate beadwork. “Amsale herself was with me as I tried on different dresses at her Madison Avenue showroom in New York,” Sesay says. “She was wonderful. After trying on a number of gowns, Amsale, my stylist Stacey Brice Washington and I agreed that this was the dress for me!” Sesay, 37, is an anchor/correspondent for CNN International and newsreader for Anderson Cooper 360. She met Coorlim, 34, executive editor of The CNN Freedom Project” – a CNN-wide campaign to help end child prostitution and forced labor in the United States and around the world – in 2008 at the network where they both still work. Congrats you crazy multi-cultural kids! Image via Mary Beth Tyson Continue reading →
