Aubrey O’Day is one of those people I like to troll on social media because she likes the attention not that she ever acknowledges I exist… I call her a fat pig, a waste of space, in fact I think some of the meanest shit I’ve done off site, or on site…in person or online has been directed her way…but she keeps going on…because I guess I don’t matter…or maybe I do…and my #cyberbullying made her a stronger…better person…who started working out…so now when she posts attention seeking ass flashes on Twitter…they are less offensive..even hot..when you ignore the fact that Diddy has cum in that…its actually where her career peaked…and I am sure she hasn’t got a second round in her 15 minutes…but I still watch her aging process as she falls into insignificant…
Here is the story…Last year, Nina Agdal was being pushed aggressively by her people to be the next cover girl for SI…so aggressively that I was convinced she was going to be the next cover girl…and I truly do not give a fuck about SI or the girls they feature… However, SI had sales objectives to meet and I guess in that decided to go with the sure shot Kate Upton, who the world loves, even though she’s fat, because it would be a good press angle that she had more covers that some bitch in the 60s with fat tits… Nina Agdal even fucked Adam Levine to help build her profile…something that tainted her for life… I am sure, the SI team assured her that they were sorry, it was numbers and next year (as in this year) she had it in the bag… Then Emily Ratajkowski happened…. And SI booked Emily to do their shoot, knowing she’d be on the cover, because she’s a bigger deal than Kate Upton….and Nina Agdal is reaching like a thirsty bitch…to get noticed…because maybe…just maybe…she will win cover…because she deserves it…after all the press hustle…and years of working with SI…even though she knows she won’t… But in being a thirsty girl reaching…she’s been doing the Emily Ratajkowski and showing her nipples…something that a year ago…she pretty much said she’d never do…and I know one thing…I love a desperate girl…even if she looks semi-retarded… I keep rooting for her, even if it’s a sad storyline…it’s better than still being in war torn Russia or working the cam sites…like the other girls from her home town… Here are her nipples for some Danish magazine…like I said…she’s REACHING…hard.
Bitches love cake…Cake cake cake….even old white trash girls…who still call dick’s peckers…. I like how this shit ends… If you don’t like that – here’s a video of a girl in Malaysia shutting down a guy trying to rob her…
I know I am a hater…but yesterday I watched one of her videos the other day and for a minute I forgot that she was just another hot body, bad face, on some Brooklyn Decker “we met at the retard institution our parents dropped us off at as kids”…with rocking the “will work for free, or tax credits”…only for SI to Scoop them up….I forgot that Adam Maroon 5 tainted her as the pussy he hit before getting engaged to his ex VS gf…Then today…I woke up to her nipples…nipples I’ve probably seen but forgot because all models show their tits…and I am not some weird fan boy who remembers things after I post them…but this shit, right now, retard or not…SI Covergirl failure or not…because last year was her year, but Kate Upton ate her way back onto it, and this year is going to be Emily Ratajkowski, pushing Nina Agdal to the side, a place where broken dreams leads to broken hearts and most importantly…bad decisions I am very into watching go down… All I know is this is very very well timed staged bikini photoshoot behind the scene paparazzi pics…the team is planning the cover right now…most of the shoots are being wrapped up for the Swimsuit issue…and now press, press, press and titties are her only hope to beat out EmRata…someone she probably hates for stepping on her toes and rattling up what was meant to be hers… Model wars…like the real side of it…the jealousy…the hate…would make for a good porno…if it was less about whiney bitches whining and more about them eating each other out…
In what’s got to be the best cross-promotion in the history of charity events, some organization called Gabrielle’s Angel Foundation hosted an “Angel Ball” and invited a whole bunch of Victoria’s Secret Angels and models, including Irina Shayk , Elsa Hosk , Alyssa Miller , Karolina Kurkova , Maryna Linchuk , and Alina Baikova , to come and help raise some money. I don’t know about you guys, but one look at all the supermodel cleavage on display here and I’m ready to get out my check book. How much for the entire set? » view all 27 photos Photos: WENN.com
We’ve been getting so much Nina Agdal lingerie hotness lately that I’m starting to run out of things to say about the hardest-working model in the business and ways to describe how ridiculously hot she is. I guess I should just be happy that Nina’s getting this much work, because it means a steady supply of lingerie pictures to drool over, but my wrists are starting to get pretty sore. From all the vigorous… typing I’ve been doing, obviously. What can I say? Nina inspires me. » view all 61 photos
I am a fan of XENIA DELI , even if I don’t really know anything about her, other than that her name is silly and reminds me of a vile meaty vagina sent from middle aged mom hell to make me question my sexuality one night when too drunk to say no to the frilled meaty discolored disgusting….because the pictures of her in this C-Heads shit, along with every other picture of her, make me realize I’d get down with this even if it had a dick…cuz sometimes there’s that grey area of tranny, where they look so good despite the dick, that you just have to close your eyes and go for it, not that Xenia Deli is a tranny, but if she was, I’d like her pictures just as much as I do right now…
Christie Brinkle at 59 represents all the good SI has done for the world, because there was a time before fame whores and low level models with huge Internet followings that backed the magazine into the corner feeling obligated to put them on the cover for a third time…despite the obvious glandular issues no one seems to notice but me… I mean historically, the Chrissy Teigens and Kate Upton and Nina Agdals were actual serious babes who we were excited to see in bikinis – not over exposed media machines who must works for free because SI is still a stamp of approval, especially for a Billabong spokesmodel turned gold digger…. Because there was a time when I could really embrace the model choices, from Elle Macpherson to Christie Brinkley to whoever the other busty and amazing bikini models they used were…and I guess seeing Christie Brinkley amazing at 60, even if she’s had some work done, reminds me that superhumans do exist and the team at SI found them… Which bring us hope for a better tomorrow, because they have done it before and I believe they can do it again… I mean I want Christie Brinkley in my mouth…She’s amazing and I can say with confidence, I rarely admit to wanting to bed seniors…if anything over 30 is too old for me….and SI is to thank for that…. Out with the new, in with the old…throwback memories of a better time! Here she is talking a just SI TO SEE SOME MORE PICS CLICK HERE
Nina Agdal aka one of the many vaginas tainted by Adam Levine is in some Holiday lingerie catalog pics…that like most lingerie catalog pics are boring as fuck…and not even worth looking at, yet for some reason, a reason I call tits get hits, I feel compelled to post this…you see I don’t care about Nina Agdal or her story…or her career…or even that she is paid to pose half naked…I wouldn’t care if she was fully naked…because the internet has made naked so accessible that we don’t need people like that to waste space in our brains…yet here I am making it seem like she matters…when really she doesn’t..especially in these shitty pics…
This photoshoot of Nina Agdal getting all soaped up for Galore Magazine ‘s “Bombshell Edition” might be a little old, but it’s definitely still a goodie. And as awesome as these pictures are, we’ve got an even better video to go along with it, and in glorious slow-motion too. I think this might be the first time I’ve ever been jealous of a bicycle, and not been talking about the seat. Wow.
