Not only does this bitch look semi-retarded with her big old water head, you know high functioning retard that the modeling agencies take advantage of because they can, you know cuz she’s a retard…but she was also dumped by Adam Levine, which pretty much makes her as close to worthless as a body this good can get…worthless in spirit, not in money, cuz I am sure her day rate is 10,000 dollars… Here she is posing in underwear… Here are some other pics of her in her lingerie CLICK HERE
In case you were still wondering why Nina Agdal is one of my favorite models, it’s because of amazing topless photoshoots like this. I’m not sure what it’s for, so I’m just going to go ahead and assume it’s for my birthday. Sure, it’s a couple months early, but I love it. Nina shouldn’t have. Actually, scratch that. She should’ve, and she should keep them coming about once a week until the big day, please.
If Justin Bieber was a girl this is probably how he’d dress. What am I saying, Justin Bieber already dresses like this, but he wears skirts a few sizes smaller. Good thing Nina Agdal is a hot chick and can pull off an outfit like this, but who goes to Miami Beach and doesn’t wear a bikini? I’ve got to admit, I’m a little disappointed. This is no way to become one of my favorite models.
Looking at Nina Agdal in her lingerie is not quite the same when all I see in every picture is Adam Levine’s unprotected penis violating her…like some kind of orderly at the retarded person institution her face makes me think she lives…where he gets in on the fact that she’s always masturbating…thanks to her hot retarded person body…leaving her pregnant cuz she doesn’t know how to say no, thanks to being a retarded person, and no one can figure out who the dad is, cuz being a retarded person the only sounds she makes are grunts and gurgles while hitting rocks together for her entertainment as she drools…
I’ve done so many posts on Nina Agdal in the last few months that there’s really nothing left for me to say other than, when is she going to recognize me on Twitter and give some of the love I’ve been giving her back. I’m not asking for much, but maybe just a little “hello, I know you exist”. Sure that may come across as creepy, but after 8 years of doing this site, I’ve yet to be arrested. Let’s just say I know the limits. Anyway, here she is modelling the 2014 collection of LeMar Swimwear. Enjoy.
Nina Agdal has recently been kicked out of the Adam Levine harem and replaced with his last vagina, because obviously this vagina wasn’t good enough. She wasn’t the one, he couldn’t connect with her, but I am thinking it wasn’t anyone’s fault specifically, you know cuz I like to speculate on models and popstar relationships and act like I really understand them, even when the popstar involved, aka the model killer, is someone I find really irritating, irritating enough that looking at the pussy he has tainted, makes me hate the pussy he has tainted. I’m emotionally stable like that. Either way, I am thinking the break-up came from her looking like she’s got Downs Syndrome….plus everyone likes Victoria’s Secret models better than SI Models…cuz SI has no quality control department and throw in every fat ass… not that it matters. Here are my tribute to a love that was… TO see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
I know I do a lot of posts on no-name lingerie models, but sometimes there’s just no substitute for the pros modeling no-name lingerie instead. Like these shots of Nina Agdal for some company called Leonisa Lingerie. I just found out some bad news about Nina though, apparently my new favorite model has been dating that loser from Maroon 5. I’ll never understand how that dude gets hot chicks like Nina and I don’t. Being a blogger is just like being a rock star. We both wake up around noon, drink all day and have tons of screaming fans. Granted, mine are screaming obscenities at me via email, but it still counts. » view all 34 photos
I know I do a lot of posts on no-name lingerie models, but sometimes there’s just no substitute for the pros modeling no-name lingerie instead. Like these shots of Nina Agdal for some company called Leonisa Lingerie. I just found out some bad news about Nina though, apparently my new favorite model has been dating that loser from Maroon 5. I’ll never understand how that dude gets hot chicks like Nina and I don’t. Being a blogger is just like being a rock star. We both wake up around noon, drink all day and have tons of screaming fans. Granted, mine are screaming obscenities at me via email, but it still counts. » view all 34 photos
I couldn#39;t think of a better way to celebrate the birth of America than with pictures of a Danish supermodel eating a hot dog. Have fun today. Eat too much. Drink too much — even if you#39;re not American, because the Brits of the 1700s were a bunch of cocky assholes who deserved to get knocked down a peg or two. George Washington FTW.
Nina Dobrev is up on the Audrina Patridge HOW TO MAKE YOUR VACATION LOOK LIKE YOU ARE 10 and RETARDED …but unlike Audrina she was clever enough to post a few bikini pics, because let’s face it, that’s all anyone wants to see. It’s like when I’m stalking vacation albums on Facebook, I don’t care about your fat friend being silly, or the lizard by the pool, or even the landmarks you visited, I don’t even like the bikini pics that are awkward and should have been edited out, I want all vacation pics, even if you’re fat, to be posed like a bikini model…I mean what the fuck are you girls thinking? Are you trying to get fans or dudes jerking off to you on Facebook or not…we can’t focus on your failures…. Here’s some little cunty brat from Canada and also from TV… living a better life than you…despite all that hard work you’ve put in at the plant all your life…kinda makes you feel like an asshole, doesn’t it.
