According to my sources, Kendall Jenner is attempting to sell handbags with this latest photoshoot, and not puppies. Which is just kind of confusing, if you ask me. Even more confusing? Why everyone seems to have decided Kendall is a major supermodel all of a sudden. It’s my fault for doing all those posts on her back in the day, isn’t it? I just wanted her to post more topless selfies! I didn’t mean for this to happen. I’m sorry.
I don’t know if that Vampire Diaries show is still on the air, and I’m way too lazy to bother looking it up, but it sure looks like Nina Dobrev ‘s preparing for a lucrative second career as an Instagram model. And I’m here for it. Nina’s spent the last few weeks jumping around in bikinis in tropical locations , and if you ask me, it’s some of the best work she’s done in years. Bravo.
Looks like Nina Dobrev is still on that bikini vacation of hers, because she just posted more shots of her and her hot friends to Instagram. They even did their very own running on the beach video, Baywatch style. (They got the slow-motion part right, but they’re both missing a little something in the funbag department.) Anyway, I’m glad to see Nina’s still enjoying her vacation, because me and the Little Tuna are definitely enjoying it too.
In a world of porn, spread assholes, and all that pantyless, spread vagina and asshole, and overall good old fashion pervert as fuck times being norm…. It’s hard to get excited about a chick in fitness pants doing some public workout for some media attention, all ass in the air…because it’s really not all that erotic, exciting, unless that’s your fetish, or unless you’re into Nina Dobrev, whoever the fuck that is….doing whatever the fuck this is… I’d be lying if I said I’ve never heard of Nina Dobrev, because I’ve done bullshit, irrelevant posts on her….but I don’t remember who she is, what she’s done, but I know her fan base includes at least one dude who jerks off to her…this is for that guy… I’d also be lying if I said I’ve never been turned on by a chick I don’t know in workout gear working out…not that I go to the gym, but that would be the only reason to go and I assure you that I would get turned on by a chick doing a workout…all that strength and those poses…and positions…that flexibility…clothed but still slutty enough to see things you would otherwise only see if she was boning you…which will never happen…because she’s important, she’s on Extra but she’s no Mario Lopez…who I think is the host of Extra…and if he’s not, this post will make no sense…and does it really need to make sense…there’s a girl in squat position, ass out…which is what this is really about. The post Nina Dobrev’s Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Here are some outtakes of Nina Dobrev in some magazine that probably nobody buys but celebs like to be in because they think it’s cool and relevant to still be in print. Anyway, She looks awesome. I dig her even though I never seen her act in anything before. Enjoy. » view all 14 photos
Maybe you guys can settle an argument I was having: is Nina Dobrev still considered a celebrity anymore? I mean, sure, she’s on the cover of a magazine here. But it’s one called Ocean Drive , which is probably something they hand out free at car rental agencies or AAA. Anyway, I don’t know if Nina’s still famous, but she’s definitely still hot. So if she ever wants to extend her 15 minutes of fame by getting in a sex tape scandal with a D-list blogger, call me!