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Hollywood Ink: Carla Gugino is a MILF

Also in this morning’s Hollywood Ink: Maggie Gyllenhaal helps invent the vibrator… Tim Burton reconnects with some Ed Wood buddies… Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles makes a comeback… and more ahead.

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Hollywood Ink: Carla Gugino is a MILF

Vanilla Ice, Bare Boobs, Urine-Soaked Watermelon Featured During Night of Tila Tequila Attack

Key details involving a washed-up rapper, bare breasts and a piece of fruit covered in human excrement are emerging regarding the Saturday night concert at which Tila Tequila was brutally attacked . For once, the mentally unbalanced D-lister has not invented a sordid story, as multiple reports confirm that Tila did, indeed, suffer bloody wounds as a result of a rowdy crowd at the Gathering of Juggalos in Illinois. A former professional wrestler named Colt Cabana was in attendance, for example, and says attendees began to boo lustily as soon as Tequila took the stage and started rapping her single, “I Fucked the DJ.” In response, the former realty star took off her shirt – but this only elicited more insults and projectiles, such as beer bottles… … and a watermelon that had been soaked for two days in urine and feces, a security guard allegedly claims, which a concert goer had been saving for Tila. Despite this incident (or maybe because of it), Cabana said he enjoyed the event, specifically the performance of Vanilla Ice on “Ninja Rap” from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze soundtrack. Really, he said that. Meanwhile, Tequila’s rep says a “lawsuit is pending” regarding the beating (which you can watch HERE ); while her manager adds: “Tila has gotten medical care for the horrific attack that happened to her this weekend at the Juggalos event in Chicago and is in good hands right now and under medical direction. She would like to thank all of her fans for all the love and support that they have given.” The entire thing is shocking. Seriously, who knew Tila had fans?!?

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REVIEW: Sexless Geek Isn’t as Heroic, Romantic as Scott Pilgrim Thinks

Everyone has the right to love the relics of his or her childhood: PacMan as opposed to Grand Theft Auto, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles over Dora the Explorer, New Kids on the Block trumping Taylor Swift. But nostalgia can be as cloying as it is comforting, and there comes a time when that wardrobe of ringer T’s emblazoned with cartoon characters ought to be left behind. Especially if you’re a grown-up guy and you have any interest in, you know, actually sleeping with a girl.

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REVIEW: Sexless Geek Isn’t as Heroic, Romantic as Scott Pilgrim Thinks

Michael Bay To Produce ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Reboot

‘Transformers’ director has plenty of experience adapting kid-focused properties for the big screen. By Eric Ditzian Michael Bay Photo: Dr. Billy Ingram/WireImage In the spring of 2009, at the same time that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles celebrated their 25th anniversary as the gnarliest martial-arts-enabled reptiles in the pop culture universe, we got some news that Michelangelo and his buds would surely dub “wicked.” A new live-action “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” movie was in the works, almost two decades after the original. Friday (May 28) brings word that the upcoming flick will be produced by a guy with more than a little experience adapting long-established kid-focused properties for the big screen: Michael Bay. Deadline.com reports that Bay and his Platinum Dunes partners will take on producing duties after Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon approached them with the property. Bay, of course, produced and directed two “Transformers” movies for Paramount and is ramping up to shoot a third one this summer. Even before the movie was announced last year, MTV News spoke with “Turtles” co-creator Peter Laird about what a rebooted franchise might look like. “I can say that at this point there are a lot of positive feelings about a ‘Batman Begins’-style ‘reboot,’ which would, of necessity, include a retelling of the Turtles’ origin story,” he said. “Having said that, I would also be into an all-new story, if it was decided that that was a more desirable direction. Either way is fine with me, to be honest! “Simply telling the story of what happened in the first issue of the ‘TMNT’ comic book would be a pretty short movie, so I suspect other things from the Turtles’ history in the comics might be brought into it,” Laird continued. “I would not be unhappy to somehow see the tale of Baxter Stockman and the robotic ‘mousers’ folded into this movie, as well as some elements possibly setting up the TCRI connection for a possible sixth (or seventh) movie. But I think I’m getting a little ahead of myself there.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com .

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Michael Bay To Produce ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Reboot

Today in Michael Bay: When an Underweight Megan Fox and TMNT Collide

You know what they say: When life throws you Megan Fox and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles stories, make a Michael Bay update. Psych! I totally made that up! Never mind. Read on, however, for the odd news confluence that has necessitated a brief check-up on the Emperor.

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Today in Michael Bay: When an Underweight Megan Fox and TMNT Collide

Stereotyping People By Their Favorite Band

Link: http://flavorwire.com/57909/stereotyp… Inspired by ” Stereotyping By Their Favorite Author ,” learn what it means to like Kid Cudi (you like weed) or Ratatat (you like Zelda)

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Stereotyping People By Their Favorite Band

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Snuggie

Hot Topic is selling Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles snuggies , worn by so-tough-yet-so-emo boy models! I was having trouble last week trying to explain what Hot Topic was to an unaware British person. Too bad I didn't have this picture on hand to illustrate the utter ridiculousness

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Larry David on ‘Hannah Montana’

So Larry David apparently needed some street cred with his kids. There's a lovely West Wing scene where Bartlet doesn't fire the Attorney General, and Josh worries it will look like he didn't because his daughter asked him not to, and PB responds: “I think if you ever have a daughter, you’re going to discover there are worse reasons in the world to do something.” Basically that's the only way I can respond to what's going on here without yelling.

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Larry David on ‘Hannah Montana’

Reservoir Turtles

We discovered the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/Reservoir Dogs mash-up video that we’ve been dreaming about since the early ’90s. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment