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Eva Longoria’s Nipple Slip in her Bikini of the Day

Nothing says authentic Mexican than this picture, you know, small shitty tits, that are overpowered by a belly hanging over her bikini bottoms, in what isn’t a pregnancy, but instead in a fight against genetics, because Mexican chicks are built short, and once they hit 25, wide. I mean I can barely notice this nipple flash, all I see is folds, but if you aren’t like me, you’ll see her dark nipple, but I’m fucking blinded by the shit…. This shit is horrible, but I feel like it’ll still get you hard, it’s so American, really assimilating to the fast food nation.

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Heidi Klum Saves Her Son With Her Nipple of the Day

There’s some story going around about how Heidi Klum saved her black son, because apparently he got his ability to swim from his Father’s side of the family, but the more interesting side of the story, is that her big mom titty fell out of her mom bikini while in a moment of panic or crisis, because despite having 12 more kids to replace him, you know that she lined up in the event tragedy struck, like some kind of hoarder, at the expense of her vagina and its tightness, or a good planner…and the paparazzi, responded to the panic by taking as many pics as possible, cuz helping just leads to lawsuits in America, while taking pics leads to making unethical money. Here’s her nipple, on a breast beat up by breast feeding so many times, like a dog you see at the dog park after one too many litters, and I dig it. To See The Rest of the Pics FOllow this Link

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Grace Phipps Makes A Great First Impression

Now I don’t watch The Vampire Diaries , because I’m not a 14-year-old girl, but I’m told this Grace Phipps chick is on the show. Which I guess makes sense, because she does look like she could use some sun. I’ve never done a post on her before, but between the see-through shirt, the nipple-itis and the leggings, she’s making a great first impression. It takes serious talent to nail the Tuna trifecta right out of the gate. I have a feeling we’ll be seeing more of Grace. For now though, enjoy these. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Kaley Cuoco Photoshopped Skinny in Self Magazine 2013 of the Day

Kaley Cuoco is a chunker…I have seen her on that show…unfortunately…at least once…and I know for a fact THAT SHE IS DUMPY, SLOPPY, HARD NIPPLED AND HAS NO MUSCLE TONE ….making me think modern technology is trying to trick me into thinking her killing John Ritter like she was Courtney Love and he was Kurt Cobain…you know to make people sympathize with her and propel her to hit TV shows…hasn’t lead to some emotional eating…depression…chronic fatigue and overall laziness…not that she directly killed him, it’s just that when she was 18 and on that show…she was a real heartstopper…LOLZ… That said…those days are behind her….but not if Self Magazine has anything to do with it…

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Kate Moss in her Bikini in St Barths of the Day

Guess who is a huge fan of Kate Moss and who thinks she’s amazing..with her rockstar, party slut, deadbeat mom, hard drinking cocaine snorting, rockstar fucking lifestyle…coupled with her constant topless modeling….that makes these bikini pics almost uninteresting….and that makes for someone I have never masturbated to, but totally would if involved her sitting on my face…as dirty pussy has the most flavor when it comes to eating….and I love flavor…I’m a foodie like that…you know at least when it comes to pussy… That said…here is a pic of her earlier in the day….showing her nipple…cuz that’s what she does…that and never letting me down…duh… TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK TO SEE EVEN MORE OF HER IN A BIKINI I AM TALKING EVERY SINGLE PIC FOLLOW THIS LINK

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LeAnn Rimes Nipple Slip of the Day

I am so not into seeing the shitty nipple that is all scarred up and barely hanging onto shitty implants on a shitty face and shitty body shitty country star who pretends to be jesus loving for her fans…but who is a fucking lie that is all around shitty…it could be thanks to being thrown into this and prostituted at a young age…only to grow into a broken down, cheating, homewrecking slut who hasn’t found Jesus…or maybe it was all a marketing scam to sell records… Either way, here’s her nipple……with a little Amazing Grace sung by her….6 years ago…to remind you of what was

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Kate Upton’s Vogue Italia Fat Chick Video of the Day

In amazing feats….Kate Upton has gone from busty Glamour model…all big titty and in sleazy men’s magazines….to high fashion….despite being plus sized….because I guess the Fashion industry doesn’t care if a bitch is fat…they just care if she sells magazines to anyone..even men for masturbation purposes…cuz fashion is just one small step away from being pornographic….and Kate Upton….would have been more fun if she was one step closer to being pornographic… before she turns irrelevant and people get bored of her…leading to her emotionally eating and drug using….cuz you know this will eventually come crashing fucking down…and until it does….I’ll just stare at her tits. Pretty sure I’ve already posted these…but you can never really be so sure…

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Rihanna’s Bikini Pics for Instagram of the Day

I posted one of these pics of weed-head Rihanna already…but in keeping true to that all these fucking posts…regardless of who is in them…are all the fucking same…bikini, photoshoot, nipple, upskirt…I figure let’s keep it up…because I have nothing better to do…but discuss how she’s done pretty good for herself…from poor garbage truck driver’s daughter on a small Caribbean island…to superstar sensation with limited talent….which makes absolutely no fucking sense…and there must be more to the story….you know why her? Why did this work? What the fuck happened? She’s not all that good at singing…I don’t fucking get it…I know she didn’t grind out or knock on doors for this….I need to know the missing link….but instead of further investigation…I’ll just stare at her body being slutty in a bikini…cuz it’s more interesting than figuring out how someone who isn’t even a youtube sensation like Beiber was…got to this…but I’ll tell you something…I know some underbelly shit went down…

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Lady Gaga’s Strategic Toplessness of the Day

The highlight of my relationship with Lady Gaga happened a minute or two before she became famous…when I grabbed her ass an event…and she was pantsless in fishnets….because it wasn’t as bad as you’d think…if anything she was round, fit and at least not Katy Perry…. But even with not minding that romantic encounter….I still don’t understand why guys I know think she’s hot…cuz she’s definitely not…and the only thing redeeming about her…is that in her quest to pretend to be an artist….and compared to Katy Perry…she is one….she’s shown her nipple a lot…but not today….today she’s tanning topless…hiding behind coconuts…strategic…if her goal is to not have tan lines or more importantly…people jerking off to her tits…cuz personally….I like my toplessness with nipples. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Hayden Panettiere nipple peek

Hayden Panettiere is a gorgeous American babe that we have loved ever since she was the cheerleader in Heroes and here she is posing for the camera and looking sexy as usual in this nipple peek action Continue reading