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Bai Ling’s 44 Year Old Chinese Earthquake Nipple of the Day

It’s been a while since we’ve seen Bai Ling out with her nipple. Showing her nippled used to be her move to get noticed…probably because her acting career, the whole reason she came to America, was pretty shitty considering she hasn’t really had work since she was in “The Crow” back in 1994….a movie she’s be riding off for a long fucking time….. I can only assume her family has old Chinese money and finances her and her 44 year old body got tired of trying and getting no where and maybe she got work at the local convenience store like all the other Asian people….because no one cares about her and never really did…and I can’t really figure out what this bitches deal is, partially because I don’t care…..but I do care that she’s driving herself around, only because Asian drivers are worse than drunk drivers and I fear all the little kids playing on the street on her way home….I’m lying..I don’t care about the little kids either…I was just trying to be wholesome and caring to recruit some of your bitches to send me nudes. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Simon Cowell is a Tweaker

Filed under: American Idol Simon Cowell got a little touchy-feely with someone on the “American Idol” judge’s panel last night — himself! More “American Idol” Simon Cowell’s Chick Sports Massive Rock Simon vs. Ellen — They Don’t Idolize Each Other … Permalink

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Holy Shit! Heidi Montag Wants More Plastic Surgeries

  This woman is a disgrace to the silicone, plastic, whatever industry! Bitch’ll snag a vial of the best botox-juice and shove it up her nipple-holes for good measure. My goodness, she wants to get her breasts enlarged even more! So what’s next, eight cow titties compressed into two bowling ball sized tits?  Heidi Montag has eight nipples kids! Wanna lick?  From OK!: “I do want more. I would like to get my breasts re-done because I couldn’t get them the size I wanted because they couldn’t fit,” Heidi explains to Radar Online of her desire for more plastic surgery. But at the end of the day, Heidi reveals that its what’s on the inside that really counts. Continue reading

Ivana Trump Bikini Pictures

I thought it would be kinda funny to post a few pictures of Ivana Trump in her bikini… I was so f@#king wrong!! Now I think I need to see a doctor, my symptoms include nausea and an inverted penis. I don’t think that last one is a good sign.

Vampire Diary Cleavage of the Day

Vampires bore me. Someone needs to come up with a new monster or villian or horror movie character because shit is fucking repetitive.

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Berlin Fashion Show Nipple of the Day

It’s been a shitty day for celebrity jerk off material, so I figured I’d do what I used to do back when I had a TV and couldn’t find a music video that got me hard, or a french movie that had a nude, or a female figure skating competition to jerk off to, so I’d tune into the fashion channel where no matter what time of day at least one nameless model would be in a dress that was see thru and one nipple would be enough to make me cum. Now this is a whole new generation, this site isn’t the only site online, and if anything you landed here accidentally, and if this was TV, I wouldn’t have been given a digital channel like I was Ted Turner, but I like to think you came thru lookin for something hot, and you’re probably already gone and jerking off to tranny porn you are into, but consider this fashion show nipple a little throwback to a simpler time, you know back when cumming was easier and less distracting with way less options…. Pics via LFI

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Nipple Bite of the Day

I like to believe that you have played with tits at least once in your life, whether you have paid to play with tits at the stripclub, or actually had a girlfriend who let you play with her tits, I hope that you took advantage of those tits and had a way with those tits and got over excited in playing with those tits that lead to you accidentally biting those tits and having the owner of those tits scream in pain, slap you across the face, put her clothes back on like the pain you caused made her sober and realize what she was doing….making you wish you bit harder when you had the chance….so next time you are in that situation, let this man be you guide….follow his lead…cuz he takes biting nipples serious….

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Lindsay Lohan and Phony Artistic Topless Video for a Shitty Magazine of the Day

I can’t beleive I missed this bullshit video starring Lindsay Lohan in some sleazy soft core student film shit, but I like to think it’s because no one gives a fuck about Lindsay Lohan and this college film student’s phony artistic crap. I don’t know how the fuck she got herself into this, or why the fuck she thought this shit was a crucial career move cuz she no longer has a career, but apparently you can see nipple and I guess all nipples deserve the chance to be in video, no matter how big or how small, how useless or how desired, I really just want to see them all…it’s my life work….at least that’s what I’ve decided my life work is going to be starting today, so girls turn your webcam’s on.

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Tila Tequila’s Intentional Nipple Slip Two Days Late of the Day

I’m really fucking slacky lately, I only got access to these Tila Tequila pictures a few hours ago, mainly because I don’t give a fuck about Tila Tequila or what fucking cry for attention this bitch is into, unless that cry for attention involves her killing her useless self on webcam, or in some kind of sex tape, or even on the fucking nightly news live, because her demise and her fall from her peak is funny as hell, what isn’t funny is all the noise she’s making on her way down, whether it’s singling me out and annoying me and anyone who follows her on twitter, or whether it’s her releasing blowjob vidoes, her claims she’s a full blown lesbian and really everything she fucking does and I haven’t figured out why I’m bothering keeping this shit alive two days later, but I assume it is strictly because of laziness.

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Kate Moss Nipple Slip After Dinner of the Day

In totally uninteresting news, Kate Moss wore a pretty see through shirt to dinner, and on her way out, her little tit managed to sneak its way into the she through area, mainly because Kate Moss didn’t really give a fuck who saw her tits, because if she did give a fuck, she wouldn’t have worn a see through fucking shirt and if she really needed to wear the see through shirt because she was getting paid to wear it for a designer and she’s taking all the money she can since she’s too old to model and too busy fucking people who look like they have aids when not getting high and drunk and being a horrible parent, she woulda worn a bra or pasties or an undershirt. So her lack of interest in us seeing her nipple should be a pretty clear sign that you shouldn’t give a fuck about seeing her nipple and I can only assume that you don’t and that this is a waste of my time. Pics via INF

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