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Natasha Lyonne’s Nipple in a Bikini of the Day

Natasha Lyonne was the dumpy girl from Slums of Beverly Hills…who got really fucking dumpy when she developed some sort of drug addiction, as Hollywood starlets often do…she was never hot, but at one point in time, was busty in a good way, not in a her body caught the fuck up with her….and now, many years later, she’s on the beach with a tit hanging out, possibly something that we would have liked in the late 90s, definitely something I don’t hate today, even if some Free The Nipples are perfect candidates for “maybe you shouldn’t free the nipple, there’s a shirt over there for you to cover up”… But I guess since she’s on Orange is the New Black or OITNB, like the people of social media like to call it, up on some NKOTB shit…and since OITNB just dropped on netflix last night…these are just so strategically timed it is almost offensive… I don’t even remember the last time I wrote about this monster…oh it was in 2011 …a better time..where I wrote more about my experiences with fat jewish girls…than the fat jewish girl i was posting pics of…I guess when I still had fun..before giving up at life… The post Natasha Lyonne’s Nipple in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Zit Cream Being Weird Because Weird is Cool and Relevant of the Day

A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Jun 9, 2015 at 11:30pm PDT Miley Cyrus is Bisexual because it is trendy to embrace all sexuality and refer to yourself as QUEER, even if QUEER was a derogatory term in the 60s..she even told some high school paper her coming out story to her mother who was probably like “I used to eat pussy for 20 dollars at the strip club I met your dad out”…”good job”…. To which Miley said “my PR team thought it was a good idea, you know we did the Disney thing to get into people’s mind, then slowly released scandal, then went hip hop, and now we’re tumblr feminist weird, they public feel they are really growing with me, I mean last week I dyed my armpit hair and people celebrated, these idiots I rob of their money are real fucking idiots aren’t they”… To which her mom said “that is why we are rich and winning at life.” The post Miley Cyrus Zit Cream Being Weird Because Weird is Cool and Relevant of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Joanna Krupa’s Thirsty and Topless of the Day

Should I even post on Joanna Krupa topless on the beach? I mean I’ve already got this deep into it…and she is rocking a set of solid fake tits like the stripper she was destined to be…but who instead got on TV and in Magazines allowing her to be the sugar baby, that is essentially a stripper, but with more money and less dancing… She’s no longer on TV, she should have never been on TV, but she was hot in the late 90s, rode the men’s mags to some insane place that involves people knowing who she is…when she should have been forgotten like so many other men’s mag models before her… ANd I guess being topless for paparazzi she called…we know how it works…is the scandal she can handle…pretend it’s a free the nipple moment…we’re onto all you washed up girls with cancelled TV shows showing your fake tits…. It’s the American dream…you born in Poland slut. Here’s some instagram action…. A photo posted by Joanna Krupa (@joannakrupa) on Jun 8, 2015 at 10:48am PDT TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Joanna Krupa’s Thirsty and Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tallulah Willis racy photos

Tallulah Willis shared some very racy snaps to her Instagram page on Tuesday night, as her sister Rumer won Dancing With The Stars. Tallulah and sister 23-year-old sister Scout proudly turned out – along with mum Demi Moore and dad Bruce Willis – to watch Rumer, 26, compete in the dancing final. And it was obvious that her middle sister was also in on the Instagram action, when Tallulah was captured exposing her breast, with her nipple artistically concealed by a red rose. She wrote: #39;Sti

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Pixie Lott Nipple Tape of the Day

Pixie Lott has nipple tape on… Apparently that’s news…when the real news as far as I’m concerned is that this is the free the nipple generation and that nipples everywhere should be shown to make a stand for womens rights….while this Pixie Lott nipple tape looks more like bandages covering up what maybe oversized, freakishly large areola….or maybe her tit is wearing a fucking diaper because it has food poisoning and keeps shitting itself…I don’t fucking know…but I know whatever is going on here…is just fucking wrong… That said, who is Pixie Lott? Isn’t she the geldoff who didn’t die of a drug overdose..? The post Pixie Lott Nipple Tape of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Doutzen Kroes For Vogue of the Day

Doutzen Kroes was fired from Victoria’s Secret and like all girls who get fired or dumped…she’s on a mission to win. I guess that involves posting slutty pics on instagram, staging paparazzi bikini pics, breast feeding on instagram, and reaching for every twist in the story she can…when not doing media…like this hot editorial for Vogue… I mean as a dutch mom of two..she’s pretty fucking spectacular…I’d definitely be down for her tulips…which may look like four or 8 lips…thanks to the abuse it has seen…but I’d probably say that about any dutch model I’d be into fucking…I am so predictible… Here’s her shorts for Instagram….the ay I think all mom shorts should be… The post Doutzen Kroes For Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kourtney Kardashian Breast Pump of the Day

Kourtney Kardashian was at one point in time the hot Kardashian…before being replaced by Kendall Jenner as Kylie Jenner inspired a nation of youth to suck on bottles, to make their lips look fuller as reported earlier this week…just to prove she is that influential…amd matters…and the whole thing was probably sponsored by Pepsi…not that that matters… What matters is that now that Kourntey is a mom Kardashian….she’s taken her ingrained, encoded, moral and values that were learned as a child, the same fame whore, attention seeking that you would assume is behind her birthing that is probably available online somewhere…and applied it to breast pumps, breast milk, breast feeding…it’s relelvant now thanks tio free the nipple, which meanit can get her some media hits…and there is something erotic about this…I just don’t know what it is…I mean can I see nipple? Or am i dreaming… I just hope that along with her Kardashian famewhoring, she’s Kardashian monetizing and milking herself for some rich and obsessed fans with breast milk fetishes for 1,000 dollars an ounce… The post Kourtney Kardashian Breast Pump of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan’s Fitness Continues of the Day

As much as a joke Lindsay Lohan is or has been or has become in her career and/or personal life, I still believe she is a star, with star power, and a presence that lights up a room, and not only in a weird “she’s a fucking crazy person throwing the furniture” at people kind of light up the room, but good old fashioned, she had her soul sold to the entertainment industry by her parents, and is well trained and she has that “it factor”…it’s just been misused… I am a firm believer that she will end up winning an Academy award in her lifetime, she is Lindsay Lohan, and I am a believer… But I do find that while she figures shit out, this whole becoming an instagram fitness account the last 2 weeks, is pretty fucking entertaining, maybe even insane…and not just because her fitness pics are horribly shot, I mean hire a fucking photographer you’re Lindsay Lohan….I mean I’d do it for her for free if she still took my calls…this is a ghetto operation for a fucking celebrity. But I guess what it comes down to is that Lohan is insane….and this is just a new development in that insanity… The post Lindsay Lohan’s Fitness Continues of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Julianne Hough Drunk at Coachella Weekend of the Day

As far as I’m concerned, Julianne Hough, is a stripper who walked into the wrong audition and lucked out, but then again, I assume that any professional trained dancer, who plans on doing dance as a career, is going to end up as a stripper, unless she comes from a rich and connected family, or maybe dates a rich and connected guy like Ryan Seacrest… Here she is drunk at Coachella, too far gone to ever fall into sex work, she’s rich and connected and never going to be like so many professionally trained dancers before her… So until then, she’s the one who got away… CLICK HERE The post Julianne Hough Drunk at Coachella Weekend of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratajkowski Possible Nipple of the Day

Apparently you can see Emily Ratjkowski’s nipple in this picture at some Much Music bullshit awards show, because award shows are good for advertisers…and perpetuating this whole bullshit industry… I can’t see any nipple, which brings on a philosophical question and that is if a nude model turned actress that has rockin’ tits everyone has seen…I’m talking millions and millions of people have seen…thanks to a music video she was in…does her nipple slip make a sound… The answer is…yes…because as I tell all girls who send me nude pics, fresh spread ass pics are better than the ass pics I was sent last week…I always need new content… Now, I can’t predict whether Emily Ratajkowski will exist or be relevant in a year…I mean when I first started posting on her she was really a nobody with great tits I made fun of….and slowly became someone I wrote love letters to…because I’m easily won over…I never thought she’d get to this level…and maybe, she’ll be like a Jessica Alba, the hot girl who gets cast whether she can act or not, because the world needs hot girls… But I can predict that we’ll probably see her awesome body naked again…unless she’s one of those “naked got me here, but naked stays private now that I am here”…and while we all wait for her next strategic play…here is what may or may not be her great tits having a nipple slip and as you know we all love great tits…at least I do.. The post Emily Ratajkowski Possible Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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