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Lindsay Lohan See Through Pictures

I heard a rumor yesterday that there’s video out there somewhere of Lindsay Lohan buying drugs or something like that, this post is not about that. This post is about Lindsay Lohan flashing her awesome chesticles in a sweet see through top. Much more interesting. She has to know her nipples are hanging out, her house has mirrors. If I had pants that were kinda see through I think I’d notice if my testicles were showing, but like Lindsay, I’d still leave the house. People need to see these things. Nice.

The Alamo Drafthouse Brings 3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy to Texas

Texans! Cancel your plans this weekend, because the Chinese are coming, and they want you to join them. Woah, woah, put down your gun and pick up your six-shooter, cowboy…we meant the fun kind of coming. The only Asian invasion in the Lone Star state this weekend is going to be on its movie screens. That’s right, beloved movie house and general purveyor of baddassdom the Alamo Drafthouse is bringing the Chinese titty flick experience of a lifetime to its South Lamar location, and it opens this Friday. We’ve reported on 3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy before here at Skin Central, but here’s a recap for those who don’t know: 3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy is a Hong-Kong produced softcore flick which (rather dubiously) bills itself as “The World’s First 3D Porn”. It’s a (literally) high-flying combination of late-night Cinemax and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon , and it outgrossed Avatar in Hong Kong, proving especially popular with curious lady folk. If that’s not enough to pique your skinterest, check out the Alamo’s disclaimer: This film is not rated, but is equivalent to a NC-17 rating. The sex is softcore but there is a ton of nudity. Sold! There are no wider US release dates scheduled for 3D Sex and Zen : Extreme Ecstasy ,making this opportunity to ogle jiggly 3D boobs all the more precious. Austin residents can buy their tickets on the Alamo Drafthouse website , and Mr. Skin members can get a sneak peek of what to sexpect with the original Sex and Zen (1991) right here at MrSkin.com!

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Bianca Kajlick Nude: Rules of Engagement Star Talks Nipples in 30 Minutes or Less

Bianca Kajlich , star of the CBS sitcom Rules of Engagement and co-star of 30 Minutes or Less , has just coined our new favorite phrase: “nipple continuity issues.” Bianca makes her nude debut in the the upcoming caper comedy, playing a stripper named “Juicy” who doffs her top as she gives Danny McBride a lap dance. Bianca sat down with Access Hollywood ‘s Billy Bush and Kit Hoover to talk about her nude scene in the movie, and unlike SOME actresses we know , Bianca says the hooters were all her: Billy Bush : [You’re playing a] stripper, huh…Fully nude? Bianca Kajilich : No, just topless. Kajilich then explained that McBride, despite the party-guy characters he plays, is a true professional who made her feel comfortable while shooting the topless scene, even if he did insist on shooting it two different ways “for twice the takes.” Bush (heh) went on to ask Bianca about one of the more technical apects of shooting a nude scene: BB: “The frontal nudity [for women], it doesn’t change depending on the temperature in the room, it’s all the same size.” BK: “oh, it does actually. I mean, you’ve got…nipple continuity issues going on when it’s colder.” Nipple continuity expert. Now, there’s a profession for you! Get a sneak peek of Bianca Kajilich ‘s sexiest roles right here on Mr. Skin.com…you’ll grow 3 inches or more!

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Leslie Mann in Leggings of the Day

Here’s Judd Apatow’s shitty wife in some Judd Apatow shitty movie….again….I wonder how she got cast for this one…and you know what…she doesn’t irritate me…she’s actually funny…far funnier than Judd Apatow’s frat boy bullshit is… It seems fitting that Apatow would let his buddy Jason Segal man handle his woman, he seems like that kind of gay guy, you know in it for the “boys”, who was never fully straight, but went that route because he could never be a “fucking fag”…what would the frat boy mentality boys he always encourages to show their dick and fart on his face…with his dick and piss humor think…they’d never casually shove their balls on his face while he slept again and he couldn’t risk that… It also seems fitting that her last name is Mann…you know…just a natural extension to his repressed homosexuality… Not that it matters, here’s her fit hot mom body in leggings and I like it…for some sick reason I call liking all things in tight pants with a vagina…

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Emma Roberts is Some Long Legs Boring Shit of the Day

These pictures were substantially more exciting when I saw them as thumbnails…I was thinking there would be cametoe, or see through, or pretty much anything better than this…I mean she’s skinny, has a decent body, and a deadbeat dad who gave her this acting career, while he was out back drinking himself silly, going in and out of rehab for never being able to relive his oscar winning career, by instead doing shitty movie after shitty movie, tormented soul that didn’t have energy to spend on his little girl…leading to or at least I hoped whould lead to a girl craving as much male attention as possible, but instead I’m stuck with this….miserable…but I’m posting it anyway, as I want you to go on this blogger journey with me…it’s part of the process. These pics need a lot more daddy issues….and a lot more “Look at me, I’m in movies, guys want to fuck me, look at my nipples, vagina, bikini, panties, anything but this”….

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Ivanka Trump Pregnancy Fetish Pics of the Day

I don’t know about you, but ready to drop porn has always been disgusting to me. The whole idea of pregnancy was never beautiful, except for a drunken one night stand when you know you’re not that dad and can’t ever be the dad thanks to the fetus already in a bitch…I had the way their belly buttons stick out, and I hate the way their nipples get big and weird, and most importantly I hate how shit rapes a body…the only thing hot about ready to drop porn is how tight the asshole gets when the baby is crowning, but usually the bitch is too far gone at that point to let you inside her…. So here’s Ivanka Trump, too far gone as far as I’m concerned to ever bounce back, unless that bouncing takes place on her new fat ass and ravaged pussy lips… She’s the socialite gone to waste…she coulda been Paris Hilton, but instead she went respectable…Sucks.

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Avril Lavigne nip slip

Avril Lavigne the Canadian punk bitch has finally been caught out here as her nipples have popped out of her bikini Continue reading

Nicole CoCo Austin curvy and wet

Nicole Coco Austin just dropped one of her hottest shoots yet looking curvy and hot Continue reading

Nicollette Sheridan wet nipslip

Nicollette is a Desparate Housewife but also needs to find her nipples in the water Continue reading

Abi Titmuss topless and horny

Abi the British girl always loves to go topless and act horny for the camera Continue reading