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Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Girls Having Fun With Dry Ice

Here are some girls having fun with dry ice. Watch them drink it (I recommend you don’t try that at home) and have it explode

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Naomi Campbell’s Nipples on the Runway of the Day

Naomi Campbell is a model who I thought was retired, but I guess she felt the need to grace the world with her dark, luxurious, wallet fucking nipples at whatever fashion week is going on right now, since every week seems to be fucking fashion week, making me excited for the week that isn’t fashion week and that I can stop walking around in this tuxedo I made out of garbage bags to try and fit in like I was invited to these red carpet high profile, homoerotic yet luxurious fashion shows, instead of just left here to die, so that I can crawl back into the soiled sweatpants I pretty much have made a part of me by not ever taking them off….and even sometimes showering with them and by showering I mean getting caught in the rain, cuz showers are for idiots…… I have this feeling Naomi Campbell smells like shit, she just has that look that even if she showers, you know like she’s rotting on the inside from all the preservatives she’s ingested over the years to land billionaire cock. She’s trash, no matter how many billionaires she marries, or how decadent her ass thinks she is and here she is showing off her nipples like a common whore, that I haven’t decided whether wanting them makes you gay or straight…

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Ambrosio’s really wild show, nice boobs.

ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO is the biggest thing to come out of Brazil since RONALDO’s waistline. And you could imagine the tubby World Cup winner getting a sweat on if he ever caught a glimpse of these pics. The Victoria’s Secret model sizzles in the lingerie giant’s latest campaign. Continue reading

Eva Herzigova Gets Nippy In New Vogue

Supermodel Eva Herzigova gets a little nippy in the latest issue of Vogue magazine . Maybe she’s just not aware, but her nipples are clearly visible with her see-through shirt. More after the jump! Photo : Vogue Related posts: Eva Herzigova Is Sexy For Vogue Spain (August 2009) Eva Herzigova is featured in the August 2009 issue.. Continue reading

Amanda Holden’s Got Shoes on Her Tits for Charity of the Day

Her name is Amanda Holden, she is some Britain’s Got Talent judge or host who I’ve never heard of because I don’t live in Britain and even if I did, I seriously doubt that I’d care enough about the grey skinned, rotting toothed, overweight, ugly people from Britain’s level of fuckin’ talent, to watch this garbage, but it did give me Susan Boyle virginity to jerk off to, so I guess I shouldn’t fully discount its potential. What I do care about is charity organizations, not because I like helping the world or saving whales, aids babies and breasts, but because some genius decided to come up with concept that really push people out of their comfort zone, not that this whore isn’t used to get naked, but you know what I mean, to get attention to their cause, guilting celebrities and women everywhere to get half naked and use a pair of heels to cover their nipples, because dude’s probably got some kind of heel fetish and this whole perversion is diverted by a good cause…pretty clever. Continue reading

Britney Spears’ Nipples Are Lost

Here’s Britney Spears doing a little shopping on what seems like a chilly day. It might just be me but her nipples seem confused, they’re pointing all over the place, how is Brit supposed to know which direction she’s headed with those things all out of whack?

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Victoria Beckham Ruins A See Through Moment

What has happened to the Victoria Beckham I’ve come to know and love? It seems like just yesterday I was making jokes about her big plastic funbags , and now here she is ruining a perfectly good see through top. Not only is she wearing pasties to cover her nipples, but her boobs are so small now that it almost doesn’t even matter anymore

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Sarah Jessica Parker’s Hard Nipples of the Day

I was just talking to a girl who begs her boyfriend to piss on her, who fucks him and his friends at the same time, who loves sucking pussy when her man fucks it and she asked if I was a horny dude because of all the sex talk I annoy people with and I realized that I’m really not all that horny. Sure, I like talking shop with whores and I really find pussy and tits the only really interesting thing in life, but I’m not as weird as a lot of people about sex and that kinda makes me feel inadequate

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Vanessa Hudgens and Her Sexy Pics of the Day

I guess Vanessa Hudgens was bored when Montreal shooting her new movie, mainly because she never called me to hang out, and everyone know’s I am a whole lot of fuckin’ fun, especially when I dirty dance like I was Patrick Swayze, post terminal cancer, not when he was still virile, because these nude/topless/sexy pics of her have hit the internet. I guess it is possible that this isn’t her, but I like to think that it is, because it makes my life work feel a little more relevant, not to mention if you were dating a faggot like she was, and not realize he’s gay, like she doesn’t, you’d start pullin’ all the stops to try to turn the motherfucker on, since being a chick who gets rejected for sex fucks with your self esteem a lot and makes you do things like this.

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Jennifer Aniston’s Hard Nipples of the Day

The thing I love about Jennifer Aniston is watching her fall from the top. At one time she was this nobody actress who hit big with a huge sitcom where she played the hot one who always had hard nipples, guys wanted to fuck her, girls everywhere wanted her hair and you’d be walking down the street and see bitches of all agest rockin’ the shit like Aniston was a fuckin’ cult leader. So she made huge money on the show, married the hottest guy in Hollywood and I’m sure on more than one occassion she stopped, looked herself in the mirror, smiled and said “I can’t believe this is my fuckin’ life, then the show ended, the husband left her and she struggles to get work, but one thing has remained a constant, her nipples are still hard and those nipples got her this far, so there may be hope for her, but I doubt it.

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