Christa B Allen is the girl that played a young Jennifer Garner in 13 going on 30…you fucking perverts… She’s also been consistently posting nude pics of herself on social media for the last few years…you fucking perverts. You may still not know who she is, or care, but any girl who had some level of celebrity who has taken upon herself to take artistic nude selfies is someone we want to be fans of….even if they make it too easy to see their nipples…while you prefer more of a struggle….you fucking perverts. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Christa B Allen Pussy Print Aerobics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Judy Greer got nude for the Jim Carey show KIDDING She is either Richard Greer’s wife, or daughter, or Pam Greer’s sister…or just some 43 year old who is topless on the Jim Carey show KIDDING, where he plays a tormented children’s show host, and she plays his asshole wife….who fucks her co-workers and uses his children’s show money to buy herself Range Rovers…while he’s out there trying to navigate Tara Lipinski and some bitch with cancer’s sexting… She’s probably better knows as Fatty Magoo on It’s Always Sunny, the Voice of Cheryl Tunt in Archer, Magigie Lang in Ant Man…I’m reciting her WIKIPEDIA here…you can just do it yourself, my focus is more on the tits in the TUB…than the what got her to being paid to show her tits in the tub……that’s my job, the rest is on you. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Judy Greer Old Lady Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lily Rose Depp can’t stop the hotness and it’s like she’s not even trying, I mean besides the fact that her tits are out of her dress and she’s totally posing, in what was probably 20-50 pictures before deciding that this one was the best one, she’s a young girl, and despite young girls growing up to be women, with hate from all the abuse they’ve endured being girls, she’s still a girl and girls like to look good enough to be jerked off to…whether they admit that or not! I am sure being raised by Johnny Depp, in his bubble of rich, luxury, and fame does some interesting things to a person’s development…and as I examine her tits in photos…she seems alright to me…I’m no expert, not certified in anything, I once got a certificate for race car driving class I won, but that doesn’t really count….but as far as my amateur eye can tell…she’s totally fine…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lily Rose Depp Being Sexy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The constant conversation I have with perverts is about how they don’t understand how everyone has all of a sudden been sexually assaulted, when just two or three years ago, everyone was following Miley Cyrus’ lead and posting finger banging photos to social media and everyone just accepted that as art, fashion, pop culture, who knows….but photographers were created based on the willingness of women getting naked in front of strangers for no money….and it became a hugely popular and creepy fucking thing…where dudes who never knew they wanted to do photos started doing photos because it was an easy way to get girls naked….but then the rest of the world realized what those photographers were up to, and a few went too far in their trying to fuck these girls who were finger banging themselves for their instagram….only to quickly go from girls begging to get naked for dudes to capture them and post them…to girls calling every dude ever to live a rapist…while still producing all the nude content for dudes, with dudes, just posted alongside sexual assault stories that were never officially tried but that were still traumatic…despite being in terrible situations where rape could happen….you know when naked drunk and high in a loft in a seedy part of town doing a shower scene for a stranger you met on instagram that day….like a respectable young woman looking for respect would do.. Well, Noah Cyrus, the less hot Miley, the sister or brother of Miley, who may be trans did whatever this is with her nipples out and they meaty…. #FreeTheNipple #Believerher #MeToo – it’s all so contradictory…yet worth jerking off to when the girl in question isn’t a troll. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Noah Cyrus Big Nipples See Through Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Nina Agdal brought her retard forehead in full DOWNS SYNDROME glory to everyone’s attention in what could be a hotel room instillation of lameness – with some bullshit fashion quote that idiots find inspiring or interesting – because people are fucking retards and have no taste…and they fucking love quotes as they speak to their narcissism… She also brought her tits, old tits, but tits that have been used to create Nina Agdal as both a Swimsuit model, because you don’t need to be non-retarded to be a swim model, you just need to be in a bikini…..and Leo’s sloppy seconds cuz he never knocked this bitch up..he probably doesn’t want no retard bastard babies running around… Here they are being squeezed up with her hands….as you’d do…if you want the world to see you feel yourself up and by world I mean her lame fan base of perverts like you. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nina Agdal Topless Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Julianne Hough is dressed like an instagram influencer according to that instagram influencer costume they were selling at the ever cool, ever important, ever culturally relevant, finger on the pulse, massive exploitative Urban Outfitters, reminding us that nothing is sacred, nothing is exclusive or elite, it’s all one pile of sell out, mainstream nonsense.. Julianne Hough also reminds me that Mormons can be bad….they can pull off their Mormon underwear, and if you’ve seen Mormon underwear, you’ll laugh to the visual of Mormon Underwear, and move to LA where they become dance whores, but not the kind of dance whores who dance for money in their bra at the stripclub, dance whores on TV so it’s more acceptable…dance whores who dated Seacrest….and possibly her brother..before being married to whoever she is married to…and more importantly…NIPPLES OUT…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Julianne Hough Hard Nipple Fitness Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sara Sampaio is some Portuguese model who has made it in America – because of her work as a sex worker for the billion dollar brand that knows how to strategically motivate their roster of hookers to post slutty content to their social media feeds – with money and bonuses…all that the social media platforms encourage and promote because it makes their softcore porn and clickbait that people are into, since we are all perverts seem more acceptable to the shareholders investing into the public traded platform they are excited about investing in because of all the eyeballs and revenue opportunities…without seeing it as the porn site it really is. Apparently, you can see Sara Sampaio’s nipples in this outfit, because pulling out nipples in outfits for fashion, like posting half nudes, is socially acceptable and encouraged to get you noticed….even if you’ve publicly complained about your nipples being published in a magazine you singed off on….saying it was sexual assault…all these whores…nutty like the professor. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sara Sampaio See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Paz De La Huerta is probably the most important person you don’t care about, and don’t remember, because the only job she’s ever done was the tits on Boardwalk Empire, but that was a pretty good show, Atlantic City during Prohibition, brilliant era, and back then, not every show had good tits on them, it was really just a handful of shows that featured tits, and if you had no internet but a suscripition to HBO on your cable plan, you were jerking off to said tits…with storylines and Steve Buscemi….something some could consider better than porn…due to weird Buscemi fetishes… Paz De La Huerta has taken a liking to posting her nudes on social media, because nude is kind of her thing, and when a woman, even old and battered realizes she can get attention by posting nude selfies on the internet and starts doing that…I feel like the stars have aligned and things are right where they need to be. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Paz De La Huerta a Naked Icon for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bella Hadid has hard nipples – but not because she is a woman and this is what nipples do… She has hard nipples because she’s a legitimate fashion model, and they are the accessory of the year, you know being on trend or a trendsetter is the most important thing to her life, and all of the world looks onto her to see what she does next. That’s the influencer life…even though she seems like a phony, hack, lie, bullshit, with no soul. She doesn’t seem to have anything interesting or creative or exciting about her. Like all rich girls…she’s just lucky to be rich. It places her in the right place. Her hard nipples are designed solely to show off her tits, because people like her tits, and she aims to please so that no one realizes that she’s scamming and a lie… You know…I KNOW. MORE BELLA HADID CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Hadid Hard Nipples for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Rita Ora brought her tits out, in what I guess is a lingerie top, because that’s fashion and style this era. It’s a show your nipple to confirm that you’re a solid and independent woman world we live in. Let us know that you are a feminist and that you can sexualize or de-sexualize yourself however you fucking want…with your tits… While we are still basic dudes who love to jerk off to great tits, it’s like a gift that they know they are giving, but can pretend they aren’t giving, and that we’re just perverts, due to everyone doing it. This isthe trend now, the pulling your tits out and showing the world your nipples, because women have collectively figured out that tits get hits…and Rita Ora’s been running after hits for a fucking decade…using these amazing tits in various ways…to get those hits…and it requires so little effort, why wouldn’t she do this… The world is designed better than I could ever design it….these women actually think showing their tits is empowering…especially when they have great tits and are attention seekers who committed their life to this… Everyone just Flashing Tits…like a college volleyball team on a bus on the highway in front of me…being wild and crazy…only everyday all day…NIPPLES…too many nipples, yet never enough nipples… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rita Ora Nipples See Through Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
