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Christie Brinkley is a Vintage Model Turned Showgirl of the Day

Posted on July 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

No this performance isn’t at her old folks home, you know to keep them busy and their brains working pre-death and it is not the grand entrance at some over the top 60th birthday party she’s put on for herself….this is Christie Brinkley actually tapping into her crossover talents of song and dance she left behind when she decided to spend her life getting her great tits into a bikini, marrying Billy Joel and raising an ugly daughter….only to realize when those great tits, and hot model figure slowly turn menopausal, it’s time to channel to outlets to pay the fucking rent, I mean other than living off Billy Joel’s pile of money, and her own pile of money, making me think this is less about finances, but more about finding purpose in some vain, irritating, not naked enough way. Good times. She’s too old for this nonsense…bitch needs to become a nudist and retire on a paparazzi filled nudist beach…. Here’s a clip from a VHS featuring Christie Brinkley that I used to Jerk off to……back when she mattered….

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Paris Hilton and Cy Waits Break Up!

Posted on June 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Paris Hilton and Cy Waits have called it quits. Recent rumors that they hit the skids look like they were correct. After a year together, the ho-tel heiress and Vegas nightclub owner are done. “They are broken up,” a pal of Paris’ says. “It’s sad, she cares about him a lot and thinks he’s a great guy but they really hit a rough patch .” The reality star and Waits met and stepped out in late spring 2010, shortly after her final breakup from former Hills star Doug Reinhardt. They had a blast. He even saved her life . But they grew apart . Explains the friend: “No drama, it’s amicable, but things didn’t work out.” Cy, who has a daughter in elementary school, “found it difficult to live his life with her in the spotlight and that’s what caused their split.” With him based in Vegas and Paris in L.A., and entrenched in their own lives, they simply lost the spark in recent months and called it quits. Sad, but hopefully for the best.

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Justin Bieber: Honoring Kelly Kapowski, Ogling Selena Gomez

Posted on June 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Justin Bieber had an eventful evening at the MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto last night. He won the trophy for International Video of the Year, he flirted publicly with Selena Gomez and he paid homage to a pair of beauties: Selena, of course, and Kelly Kapowski, the lovable Saved by the Bell cheerleader portrayed years ago by Tiffani Amber-Thiessen. We’d say Gomez ought to be jealous, but it’s clear she still does something for Justin herself. Alongside a photo of Bieber giving Kapowski props, look at his reaction to Selena’s low-cut top… Hello, Kelly! Hello, cleavage!

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Weird Al Spoofs Lady Gaga in "Perform This Way" Video: First Look!

Posted on June 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The music video for Weird Al Yankovic’s much-discussed Lady Gaga parody “Perform This Way” has arrived, and it’s as outlandish as you’d expect. True to form, the lyrics are hilarious and the visuals play off them well, but Lady Gaga provided a unique challenge as far as Al spoof targets go. In order to skewer someone as bombastic as Lady Gaga (this is a woman who wears outfits like these ), a parody has to be REALLY out there! Weird Al – Perform This Way (Official Video) Does Weird Al’s head superimposed on a hot chick’s body qualify, with his geeky dome bobbing horribly (intentionally) out of sync? We’d say so. Weird Al, ironically, has made a career out of this nonsense … and outlasted the careers of many of the people he’s lampooned in this fashion. Gaga doesn’t appear to be a flash in the plan, but if she knows what’s good for her, she’ll adopt Yankovic’s look in a future video of her own. How awesome would that be to bring it full circle.

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Heidi Montag Needs To Make A Comeback

Posted on April 5, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I haven’t seen Heidi Montag in a long time and I have to say that it’s actually been kind of nice not dealing with all of her nonsense, but I’m not afraid to admit that I’ve missed her big old fake breasts. Here she is out the other night in her sexy boots and jeans….. Something’s missing though. Where the hell are the man made goodies? This is probably why she hasn’t been on the site in so long. If you’re going to make a Hollywoodtuna comeback, the best way to do it is to bust out the big guns. Let down.

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Natalie Kenly vs. Bree Olson: Who Would You Rather…

Posted on March 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These women don’t judge me. They don’t lead with opinion. They don’t lead with their own needs all the time. They’re honest enough to tell me, ‘Hey, look… park your nonsense. You gotta help me solve this.’ And we solve it. – Charlie Sheen on his “goddesses” With such profound words about Natalie Kenly and Bree Olson , we know what many readers out there are thinking: I’d love to have sex with these awesome women! Even if you could, however, Sheen has made it clear that he’s winning. You are not. Therefore, you’d like only be able to get your hands (and any other body part) on either Kenly or Olson. Which would you choose? That’s the pressing question you can vote on here:

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Spencer Pratt Rap Song: First, Hilarious Listen!

Posted on January 25, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You know if Spencer Pratt doesn’t want something released that will get him publicity, it must be beyond bad. His rap song, “Ain’t No Thang,” certainly qualifies. Details are fuzzy, but the rumor is that Spencer recorded it at an L.A. studio last year, but was so embarrassed he never wanted it to see the light of day. Luckily for us, he did not get his wish as it leaked this morning. “Ain’t No Thang” is an ode to chicken wings (we guess) and other nonsense that must be heard to be believed. Have a tissue handy, you may cry laughing … Spencer Pratt – Ain’t No Thang It’s official. Spencer is officially worse at rapping than Heidi Montag is at improving her appearance. Both just keep setting the bar lower and lower.

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Alexa Chung Lands New, Boring Show on PBS

Posted on December 1, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Alexa Chung Lands New, Boring Show on PBS

As far as career moves go, this isn’t the kind most television personalities aim for: Alexa Chung is going from MTV to PBS. The former host of It’s On With Alexa Chung has signed on for Thrift America , an upcoming PBS program. It will premiere this summer and feature Chung combing through garage sales and flea markets in cities such as Detroit, Nashville and Brooklyn. Sounds like an utter bore. Do viewers really need to watch someone show us how to save money? Spending within one’s means is not a very complicated concept. We’ll take a drunken Situation or script-reading Brad Womack over this nonsense any day of the week.

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Kelly Brook is Really Popular of the Day

Posted on August 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My big regret with this bitch is that 5 or 6 years ago, when I started the site, I didn’t reach out to her and book her for a photoshoot back when she was affordable and desperate. A photoshoot that would have lead to marriage, kids and the possible good life she’s getting now, because there was a time when this bitch wasn’t all over the media, but instead was getting fucked by celebrity cock on the downlow and 500 dollars would have got her tits in my face for the site. Unfortunately, I don’t spot talent very well, cuz I never predicted this happening. Especially not now in her old age, I was convinced she was just going to fade off like all the other attractive, busty, UK trash in cheap lingerie, but instead she pulled the right moves, got the right management, and now people talk about her every fucking day like she matters…which she doesn’t…but I guess her tits kinda do…cuz they are big…and being oppressed in this outfit like a black man in the 1950s…ok, enough of this nonsense…let’s focus on the real issues like why she is wearing the same shirt as Ashley Tisdale (scroll down)…how embarrassing.

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Dobbs Calls MSNBC’s Ratigan ‘Insane and Inane’

Posted on July 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In a July 9 post on www.loudobbs.com , Dobbs let fly bashing the staff at his one-time competitor for “two gems that can’t be ignored.” “MSNBC guest anchor Cenk Uygur filled in for the equally insane and inane Dylan Ratigan and pushed the crazy idea that President Obama is a conservative,” he wrote. The video of the segment is all there because Dobbs embedded it from the Media Research Center. Dobbs, who still has a talk radio show, then went on to criticize Uygur’s twisted logic that, Uygur’s words Obama “seems to have bought into the Republican talking point on deficits.” Then he went on criticize “the old-standby, Mr. Tingle Up His Leg Chris Matthews” for saying there are only two camps in the nation – “those who want things to improve and those who want to see the country, and therefore the president, fail.” Dobbs summed it up with a good question: “How can anyone watch this nonsense?” Dobbs, you may recall, was pushed out by CNN for his own opinionated statements that ran counter to lefty orthodoxy on immigration especially.

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