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Khloe Kardashian Terrifying Ass, Kendall in the Shower, and Kylie’s New Face of the Day

Khloe Kardashian is on the whore train because she’s a Kardashian, at least in theory and probably not in genetics, her dad is OJ…but they do share the same hooker mom…so she gets it… She also gets that if you get plastic surgery, people will like you more than they did when you were just the big, scary, black loving because black was the only thing risk taking enough to stick their dick inside her, funny girl…left in what would be their basement to clean up after the hot sisters… So I guess she’s proud that at 35, she can finally be as close to Kim as she’s always wanted to be, by whoring her ass on the internet…for their app that I can’t imagine people buy…but that people buy… While she was doing that, Kendall Jenner…was taking pics with top fashion photographers…. and Kylie Jenner on snapchat….showed off her plastic surgery goals…I hate these idiots… The post Khloe Kardashian Terrifying Ass, Kendall in the Shower, and Kylie’s New Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Léa Seydoux for Vogue of the Day

Léa Seydoux did a lesbian scene in a movie and for that…we are forever greatful… I’ll even look at her in Vogue wearing leather, even if she’s seemingly from france and in being from France…should not be wearing anything but a bush.. But I guess we’re more civilized than that at Vogue, but not really, they’ve made Kardashian porn sluts the cover girls at various times…meaning they’re just as smutty as a porn magazine, they are just better at polarizing their situation… I don’t know why I bother reposting this nonsense…I am sure I am much more entertaining while drunk at a dinner party trying to fuck your wife up the ass in the kitchen because anal isn’t cheating…it’s just proof of how small my penis is..a discussion point…but instead I do this… The post Léa Seydoux for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lopez Had Sex With Herself on Stage of the Day

Jennifer Lopez is depressing…desperate…but still out there making money off her fat ass…because she doesn’t have enough fucking money…and she’s addicted to making more and more money…thanks to living the American dream as some Jenny from the Bronx Puerto Rican who is from the block when it is convenient for her to make more money…you see, this bitch, who based her whole career off being Latina, while being an inspiration to Latinas that they could make it too, can’t even speak fucking Spanish… That’s just how much she cares about her people… Which is conveniently the same amount she cares about her dignity, because clearly, based on this nonsense, she’s got none… You realize, she’s got a fucking ton of fucking money…more than she can ever spend.. She is doing this for her ego, or maybe because it gets her off sexually…I don’t know…but it’s good times for all…I mean fat old lady SPANX jacked up fat old lady asses is jokes.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE IF J.LO’s not your thing, Ashley Benson was there and Looks Like She’s in Maternity Wear, to see that CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lopez Had Sex With Herself on Stage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dirty D-Bag Donald Trump Gets a Piñata In His Honor

  Mexico Honors Donald Trump With Life Sized Piñatas What could be a more fitting way to honor this New York businessman and presidential candidate?  Many Latin Americans are caught between anger and fear about Trump’s chance s in the presidential race, others however, have found a way to laugh at his outright racism.  Mexico native, Dalton Avalos spent days creating this super thick piñata figure in Trump’s honor. He explained to TIME , “We like to laugh at people like him and the nonsense that comes out of his mouth.” Once social media caught wind of the piñatas , people everywhere started recreating them. You can find them hanging in many bordering communities and are also selling on Etsy for $29.99.  Just in case you want one! Flip on over to see the piñata pics.

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Ellie Goulding Bikini Picture of the Day

I think these pictures are some of Ellie Goulding’s best work… Here’s an interview I had with myself about it: Who’s Ellie Goulding? A UK Pop singer… Why do you care? You Don’t… Why did I post this? Her ass is bending over for the paparazzi while grinding up to her dude… Why is this important? It’s not…I just like watching people fuck, I’m a creepy pervert and I guess in world, this is as close to seeing her inner slut, until she leaks nudes or a sex tape when her celebrity starts fading… Is there anything I’d like to add? Yes, I am pretty depressed that like a teenage girl, I have a blog and talk about this nonsense, that I’ve never cared about, maybe that’s why I’m not successful….but still would have preferred this to have more anal. Do I think being successful is important? Not as important as finger fucking a UK popstar on the beach in public to try to find excitement in life… That interview sucked. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ellie Goulding Bikini Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maitland Ward’s Insane See Through Shirt of the Day

Maitland Ward is the obvious, desperate, embarrassing attention seeker who gets naked, even though she’s not really hot, but rather old and sloppy, in what I guess is a drug induced level of crazy, thinking this will help her acting career in any way…when really it just sort of makes a clown out of her…and I would say that it’s really too bad that girls want to be famous so bad that they do such nonsense stunts to get noticed…but I love the nonsense stunts..they make me laugh..and they allow me to see her nipples… Which isn’t really a life goal, but to you 40 year olds out there who watched her as the love interest on Boy Meets World, a show you watched because you had no friends….maybe this is what you always wanted…sloppy tits… Well, I have some good news for you, apparently, at least according to a reader…Maitland Ward, or whoever runs the snapchat Maitland Ward…is for hire…because he sent me these screenshots outlining her offering sex, ass licking, etc for money…not that that should be surprising to anyone, because all of these fame whores are also actual whores…a girl’s gotta eat you know…it/s not like she’s got a job… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Maitland Ward’s Insane See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emma Stone for WSJ Magazine of the Day

Emma Stone is boring and so are these pics for WSJ magazine…so why am I posting it? Because..why do I post any of this nonsense, it’s all garbage bullshit used to sell product, or fill movie seats, using puppets that aren’t even as hot as they should be, considering they are puppets, making the whole operation seem lazy as fuck… It’s like if I was an evil corporation or film company, I would create stars out of the hottest things I could find, not some dumpy, flat chested, awkward, looking like she had asthma and was allergic to everything, the weirdo lesbian in the high school her hippie stage parents probably pulled her out of….to make her into Emma Stone… Maybe I am looking too deep into this…but when not naked…I get annoyed…it’s like why do I even notice you…non-nude overpaid Emma Stone….because I am maniupulated into your lies… The post Emma Stone for WSJ Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Daniella Monet for Snapchat of the Day

Apparently this Daniella Monet girl is in some show called Nancy Drew, because Hollywood can’t figure out new things to produce, and must remake tried, tested and true stories…because it is easier. I am pretty sure I’ve never heard of her….but everyone kind of blends into each other with all the shitty TV shows being made…I can’t keep track… Maybe if I had kids who forced me to watch this nonsense, but more importantly forced me to hate my fucking life….I would zone in on the cute girl on the show for my sexual fantasies since porn becomes something I can sneak in the bathroom for 3 minutes before my wife and horrible children start bugging me…leading me to my car…where I’d end up getting arrested because I live next to a school….so it’s just easier to make these teen stars who are actually in their 20s my foreplay… Either way, this is from her snapchat… The post Daniella Monet for Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Edita Vilkeviciute by Pamela Hanson of the Day

I had a Lithuanian friend who told me that you could buy the hottest Lithuanian girl to be your wife…without actually giving her money, but rather giving her access to your passport…no matter where you live…meaning just let her live in your house with you, and you’ll never be alone…I mean that or go on every cam site there is…. Unfortunately, that friend was not Edita Vilkeviciute…because if it was, I would be looking at her tits right now…and not typing this nonsense about her tits, that don’t matter because tits…. If you know what I mean.. The pics are by Pamela Hanson …and they are awesome…because Edita is awesome…but that could just be the tits speaking… The post Edita Vilkeviciute by Pamela Hanson of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Moss Hard Nipple for W Magazine of the Day

Kate Moss is an angel sent from heaven….cocaine fueled model heaven… A 40 year old babe…who still shows her tits like she did when she was 20…around the same time she had sex or dated, pretty much every motherfucker… She’s managed to be the perfect balance of gutter and disgusting and fashion and glamourous…and she still goes strong, even though you’d think the AIDS would have got her down by now…AIDS she acquired with some of the needle sharing dirt backs she’s let cum inside her…but I guess it is possible that she’s survived this next level life unscathed…or that modern medicine is just good.. Either way, she’s still looking amazing while old…and is still one of my favorites…this here is for the latest W Magazine… The post Kate Moss Hard Nipple for W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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