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Kristen Stewart’s Life Is A ‘Ridiculous Soap Opera’

In an interview with Grazia magazine New Moon star Kristen Stewart said her life has become a “ridiculous soap opera” since the movie series shot her to fame. “It [my life] has become like a ridiculous soap opera that seems real but you’re not quite sure. I don’t leave my hotel room

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In the brain, seven is a magic number

Having a tough time recalling a phone number someone spoke a few minutes ago or forgetting items from a mental grocery list is not a sign of mental decline; in fact, it's natural. Countless psychological experiments have shown that, on average, the longest sequence a normal person can recall on the fly contains about seven items.

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In the brain, seven is a magic number

Mariah Carey Does Squats for Her Music Video of the Day

I guess squatting comes natural to this bitch, you know since she got her fat ass body from a whole lot of eating making runs to the bathroom to shit was a very common thing in her life. I mean provided she doesn’t have hired help that do the squatting for her, because she’s a diva and in being a diva shitting like a normal person is beneath them. I’m not really sure how that’d work out, maybe she’d have champagne enemas every morning, or maybe she’d just shit wherever she happened to be and the help would scrub it down, but I know that these squats aren’t to tone or increase muscle mask and I know the face she is making isn’t pure pleasure or orgasms, but shit stems from struggle and pain cuz she’s no longer built to move this way, but I guess when it comes to making music videos she does whatever she can to stay relevant

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Mariah Carey Does Squats for Her Music Video of the Day

Funny Scene from a Horror Movie of the Day

Here is a clip from some upcoming horror movie whereone girl gets her lips sewn to another girls asshole so that she chokes and dies from drowning on her shit, and if that doesn’t work, since she can’t breathe thru her nose, then she’ll get E-Coli infection, or Hepatitis, or whatever other issues come up when you eat shit, because eating shit isn’t good for you, despite what the Japanese and Germans think… The movie is called The Human Centipede.

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Funny Scene from a Horror Movie of the Day

Lo Bosworth’s Legs for Her Birthday of the Day

Lo Bosworth is one of the ugly-faced girls from The Hills and it was her birthday, even though everyday is her fucking birthday considering she gets money for just living a scripted life, because selling your soul to the devil, or MTV isn’t so bad, when the money rolls in, especially when you are ugly and really don’t have that many options that would make the kind of money she makes now.

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Lo Bosworth’s Legs for Her Birthday of the Day

Kristen Bell Pullin Stunts on the Red Carpet of the Day

I didn’t understand the interest in Kristen Bell, or as I like to call her the voice of Gossip Girl because she wasn’t quite willing to fully dive into that show, but figured she might as well make money off it, which is really okay with me, because I don’t find her anything much to look at so not seeing her works for me, even though watching Gossip Girl doesn’t really happen in my life…. But, she’s got a vagina, so she makes the fuckin’ cut, but that doesn’t mean she’s not one of the most overrated vaginas in Hollywood…and here she is pulling stunts in Australia, because she’s awkward like that, but not the kind of stunts a normal person can masturbate to, which works out perfectly for you cuz you are weird. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Kristen Bell Pullin Stunts on the Red Carpet of the Day