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Brooklyn Decker Big Titties in GQ TUrkey of the Day

I like to make fun of Brooklyn Decker’s semi-retard looking face, not because I wouldn’t fuck her big titties with my mouth, hands, dick, ass, anything she allowed me to fuck her big titties with…..but because I know she got the cover of SI cuz of her husband being a pro athlete with pro athlete money and pro athlete endorsements that have the ability and power to tell those companies not to work with SI….so to keep everyone happy….give his spoiled cunt wife what she fucking wants….. But the truth is, retardation, or semi-retardation, or retard physical attributes have never stopped me from sticking my dick in a bitch….if anything…sometimes it is easier to get away with… So all you Decker Defenders can fuck yourself….she has big tits, she’s fit cuz she has nothing else to do with her days but keep Roddick happy to be married to her, or the free ride fucking ends and we’d all fuck her….but anyone can see she’s a lilttle Corky….. The turks don’t care, they are used to seeing their women in bed sheets and ninja costumes.

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Brooklyn Decker Big Titties in GQ TUrkey of the Day

Saskia de Brauw Naked Optical Illusion in L’Officiel Netherlands of the Day

Here’s some weird, optical illusion, naked cover for L’Officiel Netherlands, that reminds me of being on some sort of mind altering drug, without screaming in the middle of a mall naked and covered with feces, hunting women to join my tribe, but it is featuring Saskia de Brauw, a Dutch Model who has been NAKED FOR FASHION BEFORE and I’m posting it cuz I like model ass, for the same reason model ass likes rich dudes, cuz of that stamp of approval…you see bitch makes money off her looks and knows the value of not getting fat and shitty, which is something most housewives, much to their husbands dismay, lose sight of…..

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Should I Take My Ex Back?? Things To Consider Before You Do

Here’s how you know whether or not getting back with your ex is worth your time…

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Should I Take My Ex Back?? Things To Consider Before You Do

7 Underrated Hollywood Actors

Which actors are not getting enough screen time?

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7 Underrated Hollywood Actors

Rihanna Channels Spliced Sum of Side Show Bob, Ronald McDonald & Woody Woodpecker

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Apparently in the Los Feliz part of Hollywood for some sort of shoot, performer Rihanna boards her chauffeur-driven vehicle with hair channeling the likes of Side Show Bob, Ronald McDonald and Woody Woodpecker. We’re not getting why girlfriend is doing this to herself, but it’s a free country, y’all.

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Rihanna Channels Spliced Sum of Side Show Bob, Ronald McDonald & Woody Woodpecker

Victoria Justice Sexy In Suspenders

I like this Victoria Justice chick and all, but I’m not getting these weird 80′s semi artistic shots she’s got going on. They look like something high-school chicks have done at the mall to launch their ‘modeling career’. I guess they’re Twitter pictures or something like that. Women shouldn’t wear suspenders unless they’ve got absolutely massive fake breasts and the suspenders are only there to cover up the nipples. Hot! Anyhow, Victoria’s a cutie so I’ll let it slide this time.

Minka Kelly GQ photo 2011

In the February issue of GQ, the actress Minka Kelly, 30, denies that a wedding is imminent – but doesn#39;t exactly put the rumors to rest beyond the short term. Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter might not be getting married today. But how about tomorrow? “I promise you, I#39;m not getting married in the next month,” Kelly says – though that#39;s not much help, given that the interview took place at the beginning of December. The Friday Night Lights beauty is less coy with another denial – saying

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Minka Kelly GQ photo 2011

20 Years of E!: Top 20 Naked Celebrities

What better way to celebrate 20 years of E! than slipping into our birthday suits? OK, we’re not getting naked, but plenty of your favorite celebs have over the past two decades….

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Lindsay Lohan Pal: Yup, She’s Gonna Play a Porn Star

Lindsay Lohan may have recently been canned from a movie, but that doesn’t mean she’s not getting other work. Last month, Lohan was reported to have signed on to upcoming…

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Free On Wednesdays

“On I January, my husband informed me that he would be spending every Wednesday with his mistress.” A fantastic personal ad from The London Review of Books. She may have my favorite reason ever for not getting a divorce. Book lovers take note. View