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Alexis Ren Weird Porn of the Day

Alexis Ren is confusing, but she may be the mainstream voice of a generation of instagram sluts, because she posts seductive, half naked erotica pretty much all the time, and I assume people are only into her for wanking purposes, I mean she doesn’t really offer anything else to anyone… I know she’s trying to leverage her huge audience, and it is a huge fucking audience of perverts and teen girls, who she’s tainting with her low level exhibitionsim… It takes a certain type of “talent” to look into the camera in a seductive way and not as a joke, or maybe the joke is so top level and she’s so good at these hustle, that’s a real easy hustle, it only requires making sex faces to a camera, POV style to engage the perverts jerking off to her, I mean that or showing off her big fat tis… She’s launched an activewear / fitness line, but she’d probably do better with moulds of her pussy…you know since she’s essentially just soft core porn. The post Alexis Ren Weird Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sarah Hyland’s Box of the Day

I love that we live in an era where all girls, including big and famous creepy but still kinda hot despite looking like they were on hormone therapy and malformed, like Sarah Hyland, can turn to their social media channels for some male attention, and post their massive box… It’s like “HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT MY BOX”…something all the girls do, but Sarah Hyland is just a little more literal, I guess since she’s a rich and famous chick she doesn’t need to post up her labia and can stick to the cardboard version. The post Sarah Hyland’s Box of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Salma Hayek is an Action Adventure Set of Tits of the Day

Salma Hayek reminds us that there’s something magical about tits, or women, or tits and women, or maybe it’s women with tits, and that is that they can turn everything into an erotic porno scene…even something as innocent as being tied up and busting out of a sports bra / tank top looking thing for social media…sure she’ll pretend she’s repelling on some nature adventure excursion, but we all know what’s actually going on here…a FETISH… Her caption is that she’s got another Action movie still in her, but I think what she means is that she posted this for you to imagine yourself being in her. Perverts…we’re all fucking perverts….even those of you looking at the blue helmet thinking that she looks like a giant dick head…while the rest of us are looking at the tits. The post Salma Hayek is an Action Adventure Set of Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lily Beckinsale Does Bikini Selfies of the Day

Lily Beckinsale is 18, but like her mom, Kate Beckinsale, she’s on some vampire shit and looks 20 years younger than she is, and when dealing with an 18 year old, that’s just fucking creepy, yet she posts the bikini pics anyway, because she’s a liberated woman and it is her right to put herself out there however she wants, she is empowered and I’m sure most of you are thankful of that…because of the whole looking 20 years younger than she actually is….this isn’t overly racy, but feels so wrong…then you have to remember that she know what’s she’s doing, her family is pushing her and she’s using her mom’s name because her Dad Charlie Sheen….has AIDS..or something… All these half naked attention seekers… The post Lily Beckinsale Does Bikini Selfies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lily Beckinsale Does Bikini Selfies of the Day

Lily Beckinsale is 18, but like her mom, Kate Beckinsale, she’s on some vampire shit and looks 20 years younger than she is, and when dealing with an 18 year old, that’s just fucking creepy, yet she posts the bikini pics anyway, because she’s a liberated woman and it is her right to put herself out there however she wants, she is empowered and I’m sure most of you are thankful of that…because of the whole looking 20 years younger than she actually is….this isn’t overly racy, but feels so wrong…then you have to remember that she know what’s she’s doing, her family is pushing her and she’s using her mom’s name because her Dad Charlie Sheen….has AIDS..or something… All these half naked attention seekers… The post Lily Beckinsale Does Bikini Selfies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Claudia Schiffer Slutty in Vogue of the Day

Claudia Schiffer spread leg bro…. Sure not really but enough for me to remember the early 90s when she was the hottest german thing to happen since Milli Vanilli, you know before he killed himself, something we all should have done if we had realized how life was going to work out for us….but not Claudia Schiffer…built like some Eugenics…genetic modification…nazi strategic breeding…you know….why else does she look like this… 100 years old, or 46 isn’t supposed to be this magical…or maybe it is and I’ve just come to terms with it…or maybe it’s just nostalgia…from an era before this shit was annoying and everywhere…when jerking off to a magazine was just jerking off to a magazine… Anyway…. The post Claudia Schiffer Slutty in Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kaia Gerber in Teen Vogue of the Day

Kaia Gerber, Cindy Crawford’s daughter who is now not only the heiress to the GERBER BABY EMPIRE, but also to George Clooney’s Tequila company that they sold for 1 billion dollars 1/3 going into her daddy’s pocket…because it pays to be Cindy Crawford’s husband, and the Heir to the Gerber baby empire, you get in with the right famous people to create silly brands for fun…and make hundreds of millions with them…. Well, despite the money, she’s still being whored out to the industry, cuz she looks good, making her a model feels right for her mom, since modeling did so well for her, and here she is in Teen Vogue…being a Teen. You like that don’t you? You fucking pervert…. Which brings up an important point….how many subscribers to Teen Vogue are teen girls, and how many are creepy perv men like you? Stats! From her social media…. The post Kaia Gerber in Teen Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Edie Campbell for Vogue Paris of the Day

Edie Campbell is some tranny model, at least I assume she’s a he, because of her name, in some gender neutral, girls can be named EDIE, it’s not a new thing, maybe she’s an Edith, but based on her bra size, I’m going with Edward… I don’t know who she is, what her story is, but she’s flashing her titties and I like it, because it reminds me what modeling is all about…tits. The post Edie Campbell for Vogue Paris of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Edie Campbell for Vogue Paris of the Day

Edie Campbell is some tranny model, at least I assume she’s a he, because of her name, in some gender neutral, girls can be named EDIE, it’s not a new thing, maybe she’s an Edith, but based on her bra size, I’m going with Edward… I don’t know who she is, what her story is, but she’s flashing her titties and I like it, because it reminds me what modeling is all about…tits. The post Edie Campbell for Vogue Paris of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Nicole Eggert Hiking of the Day

When Baywatch is no more…and all you can see is the all you can eat buffet… When you quit the speed to stay in shape and hit the bakery… When you stop working out due to “injury”….and blow the fuck up…but not in the way you’d want your Baywatch career to take you… When you blame it on your hormones, or your thyroid, but really you’re just drinking every night….because you’re a sad broken girl who looked like this… AND NOW LIKE THIS….. Interesting, if you find hot chicks getting obese interesting, and not disgusting….when it is actually disgusting…terrifying….it may not be news that she’s fat…if you follow Nicole Eggert, but I don’t…and whenever I see pics of her, I laugh…reminded of all the hot chicks turned fat before her… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nicole Eggert Hiking of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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