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Jamie-Lynn Sigler Titty Shot of the Day

I hear it everyday “You’re site is like blockbuster”….no one visits websites anymore…you’re old, you’re tired, why do you waste your time doing this, you out of touch fucking pig…you irrelevant, not with the times, dated pile of shit….your social media sucks, kids have never heard of you, what is your fucking problem… And the truth is, I was Blockbuster, before Blockbuster knew they were Blockbuster”…you know..I started this shit out of touch, irrelevant, disinterested in “celebs”…sure I jerked off to mainstream actor tits I’d find on weird porn thumbnail sites, but I didn’t fuck want this shit, I didn’t ask for this shit, and despite the traffic I used to get, not one person, not even my friends who knew I did the site, visited the site, cared about the site, remembered the name of the site… I can remember people I talk saying “how’s your drunk uncle” project going, 10 years into doing this DRUNK UNCLE project….because it is stupid, it is a waste of time, and the fact I do it is a sickness…. It won’t go viral, not then, not ever, it doesn’t make money,..it just costs money I don’t even have…and it’s a miracle it keeps going..because ultimately I don’t care… What I will assume is that the only people on this site are 40 years old, they remember an era when tits weren’t on social media because social media didn’t exist, or barely existed in 2004 when I started this. I will assume that they remember I was the only site that wasn’t a porn site, but labeled a porn site, preventing me from getting rich, but I was so committed to my feminist ideals that I kept posting the nudes….regardless of the money…a martyr or a retard… So for those 40 year olds, I assume may come to the site, here’s some Meadow Soprano self produced mom in her 40s titty porn, something you shouldn’t jerk off to, but that I figure is a fetish of yours… Because even if this 90s revival, no one gives a fuck about Meadow Soprano, but the big titty shamelessness to compete with the youth on IG….isn’t that bad… The post Jamie-Lynn Sigler Titty Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ireland Baldwin Has Made It of the Day

It looks like she’s made it…look how far she’s come…oh baby…. Here’s some Ireland Baldwin, one of my favorite celebrity daughters who was big and broken all at the same time, slaughtered by the media early on in the instagram game, because people like to cyberbully celebrity children, because we are all jealous of their spoiled brat bullshit and hate seeing them try to become models or do other useless vapid shit, because they have all the opportunity in the world, but are so lazy and egotistical thanks to being spoiled and coddled, they think being a model is the best they can do…all they want… Careers are made from being a celebrity kid, but this one hasn’t been able to pull it off and traditionally, she’s the only one tall enough to be an actual model, yet she never got work…she was doing the cheesy beach shit with her boyfriend, then become a dark lesbian in an interractial couple, to rehab, to low level campaigns, like just embarassing…all while her lame cousin stole all the glory, because she was a Jenner… But the fact is, Ireland, in all her weirdness…and in all her blocking me despite my love and support, never sucked up to a Jenner…and look at her now…. COVER GIRL!! Sure it’s Elle Bulgaria, but they still license the Elle Logo…so it’s almost legit…GOOD JOB! I like seeing people who don’t need to succeeed, succeed, in what is really irrelevant measures of success… The post Ireland Baldwin Has Made It of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ali Michael Hot Model Shoot of the Day

Ali Michael is my friend’s Top 3 models, like this was Myspace, fan boy shit, which is why he sent these pictures from her recent shoot over to me, while being all excited…and reaction I didn’t have, because I don’t give a fuck about Ali Michael, or what shoot she’s showing her nipples in, because that’s the basis of who Ali Michael is and what she has done and the truth is she’s never really got famous for it….she just sort of exists on the fringes of hipster / artist with some natural and cool vibe, more a fetish really that they can position as “fashion”….for a long fucking time…while other bitches on instagram get all the glory, but I assume this Ali Michael is just too cool to care about any of that on the surface, but in her soul hates all the Hadid’s and kardashians stepping on her model toes…despite being the first to hang out with them for the following – because that’s what all these babes like..following… The good news is that she’s still hot enough to be topless in fashion shoots, not too old yet, but almost…so she better get that break soon….times a tickin’ The post Ali Michael Hot Model Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner’s Instagram Fashion Shoot of the Day

Kendall Jenner is slutting it up on social media, but not with selfies of her asshole like you’d expect her family to slut up on social media but rather with some fashionable toplessness because Kendall Jenner is a lady, a very rich lady and a TV star turned Model, turned Instagram star that pushes product because people are obsessed with her….all while being not that cute, but marketing, goes a long away – and I am just happy she’s not 300 pounds, because when a rich girl who got a career handed to her thanks to her shitty family, becomes a “model”…it is important to me that she’s skinny like a model should be – because at least she’s trying, where as if she was just a fat slob, it’d be the ultimate fuck you…instead of the “I’ll just take these opportunities that are handed to me”…something you can’t really get mad about, but you can write letters to brands in protest about, but no one will ever do that…you lazy fucks…that’s why these people keep getting rich… The post Kendall Jenner’s Instagram Fashion Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rat Cow Lingerie Selfies because No One Cares Enough To Take Pics for Her of the Day

I am most curious about Rat Cow’s boyfriend, because he’s with her everywhere she goes, a tall ginger dude who doesn’t seem to care that she fucked Ben Affleck and David Fincher either on Gone Girl or for the Gone Girl role…because Hollywood is a dirty, disgusting, sex filled, herpes pile of shit…. I guess dude figures, she’s a good look, her tits are awesome, and he enjoys her company and doesn’t care if she fucks other dudes, because at least she’s fucking him. Now, I know that Rat Cow thinks she’s super important, too important for reality TV, like some kind of film star booking big brand deals…but she’s still low hanging fruit, delusional, and the brands are just fucking idiots who take whatever is popular because it is easy, even if what is popular is an exhibitionist slut dudes follow cuz of tits…exactly the DEMOs DKNY is looking for in the lingerie collection, because DKNY is Rat Cow’s campaign of the year… Either way she takes slutty selfies and her body is great, it will all fade away, but for now…it’s pretty damn good…hence why her boyfriend sticks around when she’s off being a working girl… The post Rat Cow Lingerie Selfies because No One Cares Enough To Take Pics for Her of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Naked in the Airport and Other Videos of the Day

Dancer of the DAy Bus Plows Through Pedestrians… Breast Implant Fail Strong Man in LOndon Fighting in the Waffle House… Just a Couple of Junkies Shooting Up Trolleybus Knocks Over Old Man Texas Tornado Insane Mom of the Year Video The post Naked in the Airport and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Victoria Justice Blue Hair Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

Victoria Justice is the bootleg Arianna Grande, because Arianna Grande was her co-star on her show, that was called Victorialicious or some shit, after her, the title character…who is doing weird hipster photos to be edgy and fashionable, while Grande is out there getting fucking paid bro… Either way, the less successful one who was once the egotistical one, with a little humbling – makes for the more interesting child star turned adult shameless self promoter worth paying attention to – not because she’s more likely to die of a drug overdose, and she is, but because she’ll get more and more aggressive in her slutting as all other tactics and castings fail…YAY. The post Victoria Justice Blue Hair Slutty Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Megyn Kelly Fox News Erotica of the DAy

Here’s some Megyn Kelly ex fox news porno host erotica of the day….because like all conservative MUSLIMS – she’s swimming in some pants – knowing that what lies beneath said pants – is terrifying – more terrifying than the ARAB invasion, Terrorism, or GLOBALIZATION…not that I know anything about her politics, I just know her bad taste in leggigns… The idea of jerking off to a super uptight bitch is always fun, but you know she’s just acting to get paid…it’s what these bitches do….but I know she’s not actually an uptight bitch, she’s an opportunist navigating her way to a place her ego likes…. I guess she’s in Hawaii cold chilling before going back to work at NBC on her daytime show, because she knows to get out of FOX news before it’s too late, go where they pay her..since bitches like money….and are flimsy about everything else….in order to get the money….and needless to say, she looks better as a talking head behind the desk saying shit that pisses you off… TO SEE THE REST OF tHE PICS CLICK HERE The post Megyn Kelly Fox News Erotica of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian’s Mangled Fake Ass is Aging Weird of the Day

Kim Kardashian’s a shameless self promoter, who turned sacrificing herself and her dignity into a billion dollar empire that her entire family cashed in on, and I wouldn’t say she was the brains behind it, I am sure a lot of people were involved in making this, whatever it may be happen, but she’s the figure head and leader, the head on the monster, that look even more terrifying than it used to…. She was the sex tape star, the victim playing, TV show signing, roping her whole family in, leveraging social media, maximizing profits as brands threw money at them like they were relevant, because they were relevant, everyone follows them, talks like them, buys what they are told buy from them, making for a real interesting look to an old model of “avon lady” or “celebrity”…..these young girls are even trying to look like them, jacking up their faces and asses..and the world is looking real weird because of them…and that’s power…dark, greed, disgusting, vanity, power…getting paid…while being trashy… Well, her ass is just at the point of ridiculous, and it’s not aging or holding up as well as it should, yet she’s able to wear it out in a thong, to show the world what she’s spent so much time and money on….and as awkward, even absurd as it looks, it’s almost a disability, she’s still able to get people talking…the only hope we have is that the modern science that made her, or created her look, that wasn’t tested causes premature cancer and that in 10 years all this will be melted away, not just looking like it’s melting… Seriously…it’s fucking weird… So respect to her vapid leader to vapid followers in the millions…or her vanity that looks unnatural and terrifying…because it got her rich even if it took a few victims in the process…money is usually evil and this ass…whatever it is…is just that…a fucking monster… What a fucking mess, I wonder what message this sends to young girls into her…oh right, they are all whores on instagram now. Thanks Kim K! I love that shit….despite not loving whatever this shit where you shit is doing… This is obviously some kind of dysmoprhia, where she equates size of ass with success, and/or size of ass with her relevance, and/or something dark and twisted in her mental health…because this is just so beyond abnormal….it’s hilarious. The post Kim Kardashian’s Mangled Fake Ass is Aging Weird of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Brie Larson in Vanity Fair of the Day

Brie Larson is annoying. She’s not hot, yet she sexualizes herself like she is, and no one gave a fuck about her before she won her Academy award, for not being hot, but for being some beat up looking mom in her 30s who spent the previous 20 years in a garden shed, where women belong…so they don’t annoy you with their talking…and really…they’d probably like it there, they can just sleep all day with no guilt as you cater to them and feed them like their fucking dad…cuz they don’t like growing up….otherwise they wouldn’t all date rich guys so they don’t need to work…it’s like all girls secretly want to be abducted and taken care of…it’s called marriage…they just ant it at a spa or 5 star hotel because they are greedy… Well since the Academy award for being a non-hot chick, Brie Larson, has let her ego and narcissism and new career as the chubby, average at best girl who gets important roles get the best of her…. COUPLED with being a spokesperson for women’s abuse, as she’s an expert thanks to playing one in a fucking movie…shut the fuck up…you’re not that important bitch.. Well, Vanity Fair seems to disagree…because they got her to take her shirt off for them…and she did it…like I guess all women’s abuse advocates do…LOLZ…bullshit…just bullshit… The post Brie Larson in Vanity Fair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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