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Eva Longoria Erotica of the Day

Eva Longoria is out on the beach, doing a little beach clean up in a white bathing suit, because she cares about he environment…..or maybe she’s just found her angle, now that she’s old and fat and her ass and legs aren’t the worst of her…she sees the paparazzi and gets into positions. I guess she is one of those no plastic straws people who like me, loves the way a paper straw melts in my mouth mid drink…it reminds me of eating toilet paper out of the ass of the one I love….vodka…. You know….a self aware person who cares about our future….or pretends to…when really she just cares about making as much money as possible for herself cuz she’s living the American Dream….the first generation Mexican who now hires Mexicans as her gardener… This would look better if she pissed herself….she is that age an a white wet bathing suit is why white bathing suits are the best. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Eva Longoria Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Adriana Lima’s Got Her Bikini Tits Out of the Day

I thought Adriana Lima expired or retired from Victoria’s Secret after dragging that shit on and on and on and on for year after year after years… YET HERE SHE IS IN A BIKINI FROM A TITTY ANGLE THAT I GUESS SHE FINDS FAVORABLE…. It is the never ending cycle of bullshit promo modeling that made her lots of millions of dollars…because she doesn’t know any other moves. A one Trick Trick…. Maybe she is either too narcissistic to realize how ugly she has become or maybe she just doesn’t care, because she’s Adriana Lima and her ego overpowers that….. I find it hard to believe she isn’t self conscious, or doesn’t realize she is aging badly….even though all women realize they are aging badly….in the way a sandwich in your lunchbox ages you half retard who uses a lunchbox fuck….which is not a good kind of aging… But the tits…in a bikini…on her back the way old ladies like to be…I learned that on an episode of the Golden Girls… The post Adriana Lima’s Got Her Bikini Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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The Right Way to Sell Panties of the Day

Some instagram hipsters are selling panties online, not the way I used to try to sell panties online, by going up to girls in college bars and offering them a joint venture opportunity that would generate some solid revenue for both of us, back in early internet days, before everyone was a whore….as I was always an enterprising pervert, which makes me surprised at how hard I’ve failed on the internet…stuck with this site that barely covers beer costs… But that’s not the point, the point is these girls, whoever they are, are launching a panty line, and they are sellling the panties to other girls, not to dudes to jack off to the panties while sniffing them…and they are doing that by posing in them, you know you’re not a slut if you’re doing it for your product line or some shit, but instead of just a standard panty pic, they are doing wet panties so we can see the pussy and that…is just what instagram needs right now….it is in face wonderful use of digital marketing…some women in business inspo. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post The Right Way to Sell Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Miley Cyrus Bikini of the Day

Word on the internet is that Miley Cyrus is getting a divorce from her husband which makes sense – because the last time they broke up, she created the Miley Cyrus character and tour that involved her twerking while showing everyone her butthole…you know her slutty, mooching off the TUMBLR artists to create her own brand of silly and half naked…that put her on the map and made her a lot of money…only to have had her turn her back on it and pretend to be country and pure….back when she got the dude back, married him, only to return to the slut life because once a sex worker always a sex worker…and this is her version of sex work…rich Disney Hollywood sex work…and it’s great. I’m a fan of any girl getting naked, even quirky not so weird trying to be weird people. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Miley Cyrus Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Marisa Papen Naked Again of the Day

Marisa Papen is a known internet nude model, who has called herself an artist, and her art is getting nude in random places, because the nude body is not something we should punish, but rather celebrate, and I’m fully on board with that, because I like looking a naked chicks…. She’s taken her getting naked on the internet so seriously, that she has been arrested for getting naked in places, as she builds up her reputation and audience as a nude model…who likes shock value and scandal because more people notice her….and who travels around the world…BUSH out….for people to buy into whatever she is selling… She is a chick, she likes getting naked, so she gets naked in public and gets a thrill out of it…nothing really new, these nude tactics have been going on forever…and in a time when everyong gets nude, you need to PAPEN yourself and step it up so that your nudes stand out amongst all the nudes… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Marisa Papen Naked Again of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Maya Hawke Love Magazine of the Day

MAYA HAWKE is a reminder that Ethan Hawke has cum inside Uma Thurman at least once…and that beautiful, almost homosexual cuz Uma Thurman is like a man…a man that created this spoiled, entitled rich kid who I guess is trying to be a hip and cool model or actress on social media…doing some press which I am sure is very hard for her thanks to her big Uma tits, without the big UMA everything else cuz Uma is big….but more importantly…her big Uma trust fund and big Uma connections. I do like Ethan Hawke as an actor, so staring at his daughters tits, makes her tits more important than other tits that lack that Hollywood association…so I get why the kids of the rich and famous…get where they get doing pretty simplistic things.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Maya Hawke Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Melanie Griffith Topless of the Day

Melanie Griffith is back with her tits out…. America’s Sweetheart, no wait that was Meg Ryan, then Julia Roberts, then Sandra Bullock… Melanie Griffith was always some slutty LA rich kid, with a celebrity mom, who would work the rounds and by work the rounds I mean fuck a lot, before even having an acting career of her own handed to her cuz she’s from a rich and famous family… So seeing her tits at 100 years old….like she was her daughter Dakota with the porn name…is expected…just 5 decades too late….7 decades if you’re an EPSTEIN-ESQUE pervert…which you probably are. Old lady tits….still being TITS…which is fascinating like some science experiment cuz I’d expect them to be far more offensive….but I guess when you’re a celebrity…your tits age different than fat bitches who work at Walmart…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Melanie Griffith Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Woman Moons Gay Protestors and Other Videos of the Day

Woman in Bra VS VIdeographer Woman Gets Knocked Out at the Tropicana Woman Eats Cockroach – Then Eats Bug Spray and Ends up in Hospital Cobra in Scooter Engine Pizza Deliver Dude Gets Soaked on Fourth of July Toddler Smoke and Keeps it Funny Boulder VS Tanker Hydraulic Robot Arm Bowling Woman Sips from Multiple Bottles of Soda and Puts it Back on Shelf Eating Fire The post Woman Moons Gay Protestors and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Chrissy Teigen Sloppy Tits of the Day

I saw these Chrissy Teigen spilling out of a bikini in ways that should have inspired her to wear a snow suit or Burkini….just old, fat, drunk, mom tit spilling everywhere….and I find it hard to believe people find this hot, but then I remember that people have no taste, and see a big gross tit, and get excited no matter what trash it is implanted on. I don’t like Chrissy Teigen. I don’t think she’s a refreshing voice on social media. I don’t think she should have seen a surge in her career as a host because of her social media….I just see a bored sex worker who found a wallet to fuck and fully commit to…in order to get him to marry her cuz of her loyalty and her willingness to let him fuck Kanye….without the pre-nup. I think Twitter rants and her controversy the mainstream embraced was all tactical…and the only good times she brought anyone was when she was drunk on pills and we thought she may kill herself. I was ready for that…but then all of a sudden she’s getting jobs of her own…attending all thee events…thinking she was a legit hollywood wife….rather than the aged car show model she was destined to be…it’s weird. She once hit me up to tell me I was funny, then I did a post about how fat she was, and she turned on me calling me a rapist or some shit….in a typical egotistical trash who knows she’s trash and likes to trash talk other people but can’t handle being trash talked way. That alone represented all you need to know about the pig, her pig life and times, and unfortunately no one has taken her out to the slaughterhouse yet…but I am sure there will be a time she takes herself out…you know when she officially snaps…and that will be a good time for America…maybe it will allow them to focus on voices and opinions they should listen to…rather than the voice or opinion of a woman who married a rich guy and worked as a fake titty model for a decade…like who cares what she fucking thinks…she’s merely just a set of tits…how did that get distorted or become her being an Op-ed piece… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Chrissy Teigen Sloppy Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Miley Cyrus Dumb Period Pad and Latex Fetish of the Day

Miley Cyrus is a scam…and this is from her new video… I just wrote that Miley may be great because she took getting naked on the internet mainstream, but she’s evil and learned how to mastermind this shit from the people at Disney…who are also evil masterminds…so it’s not really authentic, it’s all a bullshit act…that we accept because she gets naked…and we are glad she did it…cuz mainstream girls who would otherwise not get naked are now getting naked…. It unfortunately makes Miley think she’s more important than she is. Like some kind of leader, or god, or inspiration to a cause, when we know she’s just an entitled rich kid… I don’t know why she decided to shut down her first naked all the time novelty act, where she attempted to be as wild and shocking as ever, back when she decided to focus on Country…which lasted a year….. Only to be back…with the same bullshit, trying to be a voice, or leader in the support women, be empowered, love your fat body, get naked, support all women, believe all women…narrative that gets views and hits…because the people of the internet like to collect all the things wrong in the world, all that is unfair so they can all sit on how slighted they are and complain about it….nuts. Anyway, she’s got Maxi Pads and Latex suits. So edgy. Here is the best shot in the video.. Here is the video.. Here is Miley flashing her tits.. https://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/Miley-Cyrus-Flash.mp4 JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Miley Cyrus Dumb Period Pad and Latex Fetish of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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