I get it, an 18 year old shouldn’t be disgusting to look at, and not because fat is in, slut shaming is out, exhibitionism is in, because slut shaming is out, and fat is in….but because at 18, even the fatties aren’t supposed to be gross to look at, even if most fatties are gross to look at…..but this one isn’t at disgustingly fat, but for some reason she might as well be…because she’s going to be dumpy, and even with the skin being 18, or just turned 19, and her barely legal marketing campaign that’s been going on the last year is closing out, she’s still dumpy to me…and that tightness, even with breast reduction made the tits much perkier…she’s still dumpy to me…and when I look at Ariel Winter…I see nothing but a pile of melted butter that’s starting to harden..just a fucking gross pile of not overly liquid diarrhea…you know.. But I know that people love her, they watched her on TV, they are creeps and think she’s amazing, they just buy into her marketing nad huge tits, and barely clothed outfits and think it’s great…probably because they are the middle americans, the masses, the walmart shoppers with no taste, who think McDonalds is a gourmet meal..and wine is for faggots…you know that group of low lives you are probably part of, who may fuck their duaghters, or who have daughters who are an ugly and fatter version of this, because your wife or whatever you fuck is a monster making this rich, on TV girl a fantasy…but now where I’m from, she’s no fantasy to me…and the only reason I follow her or post her is amazement that is is what the American people want…kind of the 2017 trend I’d say… The post Ariel Winter and her Boyfriend in Love as She Shows Off Her Gross Young Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Overrated Scarlett Johannson who is in every major Blockbuster, and no one actually knows why wants you to know “Just because I’m the top-grossing actress of all time does not mean I’m the highest paid. I’ve had to fight for everything that I have. It’s such a fickle and political industry.” …..one that created a star out an average at best talent…. She also wants you to know that despite making millions she gets paid less than men – the struggle is real – but she’s smart enough to diffuse it onto real women not girls like her living some bullshit lie “women in all positions struggle for equality. It’s always an uphill battle and fight. My experience with my close female friends and family is that the struggle is real for everybody. Everyone has been discriminated against or harassed—sexism is real” She also wants you to know that she likes talking about vaginas “I want to talk about what’s happening with your vagina. I want to know why it hates you or whatever. I want to compare and contrast notes. I want to talk about sex and all that stuff.” I never read these things, so this is one of my first summaries of the interview that goes with the photoshoot you can’t jerk off to…. Because our favorite chubby, overrated and now old, actress who somehow tricked people into thinking she was Old Hollywood Glam…when really she was just boring and liked eating burgers….not nearly as interesting as she used to be…which for the record wasn’t ever than interesting…but she happened…and here are the pics from some photoshoot that happened…as she promotes some bullshit overhyped movie…as she does… The post Scarlett Johansson in Marie Claire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
When your mom is a vapid superfical twat like Demi Moore who was once very fucking famous after rebuilding her entire face and body with her hollywood money – there’s going to be a lot of importance on your looks in the vapid household you are from – even if you were raised in Montana where Ashton Kutcher, your stepfather developed his dot com billionaire investing skills…because you weren’t hot enough to distract him with your young pussy… It’s only natural to not be natural – and to try to get as hot as you can with modern science – it worked for the Kardashians…all those little monsters made fuckable…so it’ll work for the dark pretending to be hippie…willis sisters…and she’s looking good half naked…for the first time in her life…anyone fucking her cuz she’s Bruce Willis’ daughter is probably pretty happy about it… The post Rumer Willis in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I spent the day trying to avoid this image J.Lo posted to her social media of under tit – because I guess she wants people to know she’s got tit…and is not just an ass….even though she’s being an ass, when posting these kinds of pics for attention on social media.. Trying to show the world her triple threat isn’t singing, dancing and acting…it’s pussy, ass tits… And that is only terrifying because she’s a mom, who is rich, and who doesn’t need to be doing any of this…this is all for ego… As for J.Lo, that cockroach just won’t fucking die…but I guess she’s still scamming and as a scammer she’s still up to her old tricks as they pay…like she’s some kind of prostitute…a song and dance prostitute…the mainstream loves…despite being so OLD. The post J.Lo has Her Underboob Despite Being an Old Mom Who is Known for Her Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
ART! Kera Lester is not an actual model – just because you do photoshoots and have a modelmayhem doesn’t make you a model – I mean technically that is exactly what modeling is…so I guess she’s LITERALLY a model…but any model will demand more respect than that…they’ll want you to act like modeling is this exclusive thing for tall skinny chicks…not these 5 foot 4 girls willing to get naked for photographers…who aren’t even real photographers… YOU SEE…it’s the social media – internet era of self promotion and narcism, where all these girls want to put themselves out there for everyone to see and follow..it’s a take your life by the balls…and put yourself out there until you get mad when it doesn’t work out so that you email everyone who ever posted pics you were so excited by…to take down those pics because you’re trying to be a respectable house wife.. YOU SEE…the DIY nude model is a great thing, as long as she doesn’t get an ego, but probably has an ego…because I like seeing everyone trying to make it – getting naked in the process…for me to masturbate to – while pretending it’s not about the jerk off material – but ART MAN THIS IS ART MAN….and slutty nude snapchats people pay 10 dollars a month for…that’s how these models are modeling and making the art man… I think her model mayhem profile outlines her needs and wants nicely: Hey! my name is Kera, I am 21 years old, and love to do freelance modeling! I am perfectly comfortable doing nudes, as long as they are done respectably (no porn) and love artsy photoshoots! I am very open minded and am open to all types of shoots! I hope to find some more fun modeling gigs from this site. The post Kera Lester is the Model You’ve Never Heard Off Flashing her VAG of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
10 Magazine is a British luxury quarterly magazine published in London, UK. WHICH MEANS…actual models, not instagram models, will get half naked, or naked and posing in erotic poses like YOGA POSES, or MARTHA HUNT In her classic Martha HUNT FACE DOWN ASS UP, you know showing their flexibility, celebrating their bodies you’ve already seen in Victoria’s Secret, possibly in Victoria’s Secret, like some kind of advertorial, sponsored post, the BUZZFEED article of the fashion photoshoot worlld..> WHO KNOWS… The models are: Alanna Arrington, Stella Maxwell, Jasmine Tookes, Sara Sampaio, Grace Elizabeth, Lily Donaldson, Josephine Skriver, Cindy Bruna, Martha Hunt, Elsa Hosk, Maria Borges & Dilone The pics are hot. The post Slutty Models for 10 Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Police Spanking in Africa Sad Dog of the Day McDonald’s Brawl Failed Van Drift Dude Gets Thrown into the Train The Dump on Trump Protester Thief Caught in the Act Car on 3 Wheels Idiot Learned the Hard Way Man Tries to Kill Ex Wife and Ex Father In Law Double Russian Knockout Sleeping with Husband The post Little boy molester and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is a pretty funny story that I doubt is a publicity stunt for the artist, Jonathan Leder, but might as well make it one because we like him and his photos. He was pre-instagram 60s and 70s inspired nude photos of hot models, before every girl was a nude model and every guy with a camera was a photographer who was channeling 60s and 70s Playboy / Penthouse… He shot with Rat Cow early in her attempt at a career that worked out for her. She did nude pics with him and now that he’s trying to show his photos that she’s part of – because she shot with him – she’s suing… She doesn’t want some dude who shot her when she was using him, to use those images to make money for him, because giving back is not something this cunt believes in. She wants her piece of the action…..which I guess could be seen as smart business…but I call it not being very nice to people she needed to get where she got. That said, Emily Rat Cow has been a consistent girl I make fun of on the site. I have issues with her, because I was around in the early to the Rat Cow hustle, not the super early because I never pay attention to the names of girls before they get some success, but before any of the mainstream sites were posting her, before she was in the media, in an era when she had shot with a small handful of people at the time, all naked photographers, including people like this dude in a time when big tits weren’t exposed by every girl everywhere looking for followers… I would post on her calling her mouth and tits fake, because I make fun of girls who get naked for attention – even if I like them naked for attetnion. Since she wasn’t getting much media at the time and was googling herself, she saw the posts and this zero with great tits slutting out for fame she ended up getting told me that she didn’t appreciate my posts calling her face and tits fake…that they are real…so I decided to be nice to her…to write nice things about her…in a “friend of the site, I don’t actually hate these people, despite how disgusting they are at their core, and she’s got good tits, so why not be nice, even though I’m not nice”…I was thinking, she had tits that could get someone, and that it could be funny to stage some content stunts of my “love for her” that she was in on… Instead she did the blurred lines videos, and she stopped sending me pics from her photoshoots she wanted to leak to the internet for the publicity, that I’m sure she was sending all sites, hell, it may have been her boyfriend master minding the whole thing, it doesn’t matter, what matters is that when she got where she wanted to get, fucking Ben Affleck for movie parts, she was too big, famous and important to fuck with little old me….and that’s cool, but figured, I’d go back to making fun of her, because like all these other girls she was back to being a nothing…. But that attitude, I wasn’t offended by, because I never met the bitch, we weren’t friends and I get the hustle, but could tell how she was an opportunist just getting herself ahead with no respect for anyone who was involved or helped her get there…like this photographer… You see he was naked in a room with her, she probably begged him to shoot, and now she’s suing him because he’s showing pics she’s in…cuz she’s naked…that’s what she did, that’s who she is, and it’s not like it’s some hardcore porn shit… I hate when these girls get mad about moves they made, instead of just owning them and dealing with the consequences…instead they bust out lawyers…in a “don’t make money off my name”…while girl made a shit ton of money off a lot of people giving her support…because without the photogs, the blogs, the magazines, Ben Affleck, and the Blurred lines video…she’d just be a stripper or an escort with an ego…which I guess is exactly what she is… Still such a gross thing to do, from a gross, egotistical garbage person, but use your instagram money to get lawyers on people. That’s just fucking lame behavior….expected from such a lame cunt…who went viral, in more than one way, and now won’t let people make money off her…even though she’s made money off them. Typical woman. About the show: Castor Gallery Downtown is pleased to announce an exhibition of early work by renowned photographer Jonathan Leder, featuring 120 intimate portraits shot on Polaroid film. The exhibition will run from February 9 through February 26, 2017. An opening reception will be held on Thursday Feb 9th at 254 Broome St NY, NY from 6-9 PM. The artist will be in attendance. The photographs on view in this exhibition were taken by Leder over a five year period, and are rarely exhibited to the Public. These images, which pre-date the fame of their celebrity subjects, such as models Emily Ratajkowski and Allie Leggett, capture Leder’s process as photographer and evoke a sense of nostalgia. This show opens with an accompanying book, Leder / Ratajkowski Collector’s Edition from Imperial Publishing. Featuring the infamous 2012 polaroid portraits taken of Emily Ratajkowski, the model made famous in Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” video. This exclusive signed artist edition and print will be available for purchase in the gallery. The post Em Rat Cow Sues Gallery For Promoting her Pre-Famous Nudes Because She’s the Worst of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I already posted on Lauren Cohan in this GQ Mexico shoot, because the wall hasn’t been built and American culture still trickles it’s way into their country…like they trickle into your country with the drug smugglers and toilet cleaners…at least according the Kelly Osbourne on The View…like CONDE NAST the owners of GQ are there and exploiting the locals for cheap staff and sale to people who still buy magazines… BUT THERE ARE MORE…. I said I don’t watch Walking Dead…but thanks to virgin nerds everywhere…I know all about the show – and about COHAN being the hot pussy on the show…and her being in panties in GQ MEXICO….is such a big deal…I won’t jerk off to it- but I am sure a lot of other people have… The post Lauren Cohan in her Underwear for GQ Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hilary Duff’s thigh fetish video to remind you that despite being on TV and in Movies, she’s just like the stripper down the street, who gets paid to show body parts, body parts she may not be proud of, because they are abnormally muscular and capable of moving a fridge, but love none the less because ego narcissists who get paid have that ability… So for the thick thigh lovers (read: “black people”) and apparenlty me…because I love Hilary Duff thick thighs, here she is in some whoring… I didn’t always love my legs, but as I’ve grown, I’ve learned to love and celebrate myself, just as I am. I began to realize that my legs are STRONG and they carry me every. single. day. Our bodies are amazing and something to be grateful for. I’m ME and that’s really enough! Thanks for helping to spread the self love message The post Big Leg Hilary Duff Gets Paid By American Eagle Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
