Personally, I still like Emily Ratajkowski best when she’s just hanging out, taking it easy, and posting lingerie videos on social media or walking a cute pooch in nothing but lingerie . You know, just normal, everyday stuff. But every once in a while, I guess she’s gotta pay the bills, so she does an actual photoshoot, like this one for the February issue of Vogue Spain . And according to my sources, that lingerie dog-walking picture is part of some DKNY commercial Emily was shooting, so I take it back. I guess I love watching Emily work too. A video posted by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on Jan 19, 2017 at 1:16pm PST A photo posted by Emrata addicted (@myqueenisemrata) on Jan 22, 2017 at 3:13am PST
J.Lo’s ass is in a mini skirt…and that’s news to someone…somewhere…maybe Drake who sticks his dick in that old cesspool for the novelty of it…you know once you fuck anything you want…what you end up wanting becomes weird… Whether it’s trannies, other men, little kids…old people…or in this case a combination of all those things, coupled with a heavily marketed booty from when he was in his formative years…finally getting his piece…from kid with a dream back in his Jewish mansion…to a fake urban accent, some lyrics to troll the world with, because Americans are dumb and buy anything…he’s now got his J.Lo…older, tired, but still worth filling with sperm TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post J.Lo Ass in Leather Skirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elle Fanning is some hipster looking rich kid – who is not only from a rich family thanks to her family, but also a rich kid thanks to her family whoring her out… This is for some magaizne…because she’s in movies and is very important in a world that only cares about the co-signs or the other people who like them – so that they must be great…s People are very in to Elle Fanning, at least I think they are – because her name comes up all the time in the media, and in movie credits, like she exists, she’s a real fucking entity, that people must actually like, I mean why else would she be all over the place, oh right, maybe the media is paid off by the movie companies her parents sold her to, or maybe she’s got the right last name to leverage thanks to all the sacrifices her sister made for her, and maybe they are playing that angle properly knowing how this media shit works, up on some Olsen Sister who isn’t one of the twins hustle…all a youthful round ass Point being – these are boring pics – but I have confidence somewhere someone is jerking off to it. The post Elle Fanning Elle UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Woman Falls in Water When Texting and Walking Woman Hacks People in the Head Man Falls in Ditch While Shitting Painful Suicide Attempt Northern Lights from the Plane Florida Parking Lot Crimes… Man Flushes a Hamster Down the Toilet…..Find Him – Kill Him…His Twitter is @ClutchLikeRomo The post Pastor Fixes a Woman’s Vagina Pimples With his Shoe and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I would say that these pics of Kate Hudson leaving Brad Cooper’s house in her post-sex clothes is a red flag and that she’s probably already pregnant… But then I remember that Kate Hudson is old…menopausal…possibly infertile due to the abortions or STDs over the years…because se owns one of the most well travelled vaginas in Hollywood…Hollywood kids and their vaginas…always so irresponsible.. I guess Brad Cooper can fuck whoever he wants as he owns the russian hooker Irina and her pregnancy, but Russian women, even the hookers are intense…so it’s possible he’s not allowed to fuck girls like Kate Hudson, and really why would you…when you’ve got Irina…even while pregnant…her dripping, hormonal vagina is a better option… Who knows…maybe they are just friends…because celebrity womanizers are always just friends with celebrity women… Either way…scandal. Either way…old or not…good booty… Either way….who cares this is Kate Hudson… Maybe she’s just borrowing some milk from Irina…because her milk’s all dried up… The post Kate Hudson Leaving Brad Cooper’s House of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Olivia Munn wants to remind you that she’s more than just some low level TV host from a low level TV show because it was the only job she could book… She’s also the ethnically ambigious girl who manipulated the hollywood scene while she was a low level TV show host on a show that targeted the easiest market to see tits to…video game nerds…. Nerd Gamers are like the country music crowd…you don’t need to be authentic, you just need to talk their language and their in… With that audience…she was allowed to sit at the right table at the right trendy spots….and concerts…pull parties…coupled with not needing talent to act…while just needing tits….she’s become a hollywood starlet who books jobs… And here she is out with her tits…tits that helped make her…tits that are living her dream and are all rich as fuck…tits that are bigger than I thought…tits that still don’t play videogames but tits that want all you gamers to still think she does…her fans help close deals…and tits using you is something you know too well because it’s the only way tits talk to you….or in Olivia Munn’s case…don’t talk to you…but get in movies because of you… I have a funny Olivia Munn story, but I don’t feel like writing it out…. The post Olivia Munn’s Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Gigi Hadid and Bella Hadid – the chosen ones… Who weren’t actually chosen by anyone, but with proper marketing and positioning due to parents who want their daughters living their dreams, who have budget to hire the right people to help their daughter’s live their dreams, even when the dreams are vapid, useless and to be “models”….because their egos and narcissism need it…. Girls who now are “models”…getting paid as models…for jobs they would do for free…because they don’t need the money and just want the stamp of approval… And the only happiness I have in the whole thing is that The Weeknd was fucking other girls when he was dating Bella Hadid…and Zayn from One Direction has fucked other girls while dating Gigi…which they probably know or knew about..as it is all just part of mutual using to get ahead…but that still makes me happy because I know their vaginas are cesspools of sloppy second shit… Overrated, bought their fame, fame I’m amazed they have…but that they have…and now they go to the gym together…because “Photo Op”… What a waste of time…space..opportunity…garbage..just garbage.. The post Gigi and Bella Hadid Go to the Gym Together of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Low level titty model turned instagram model turned Ben Affleck and David Fincher fucker booking shitty roles in their movies making her an “actor”…despite just being a low level titty model who happens to have a lot of instagram followers….Emily the Rat Cow….has booked a Vogue Spain cover… A Vogue Spain cover is clearly not a prestigious place for your images appear, because they allow prostitutes or as close a thing to prostitutes from social media…like she might as well is Tila Tequila..put on a dress and do it… The whole thing…hilarious to me…just throw anything at anything because it has followers….instead of actually thinking it through….image not content…surface not content….no wonder all these young girls are whoring…it whores…it works… The post Rat Cow Gets a Vogue Spain Cover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nadine Velazquez is pushing 40, she knows she’s expiring, and has a few hours left of sex appeal… something that we can assume she used to get an acting career in the first place…it’s a rough world out there for a slut trying to stand out amongst the other sluts…by being the biggest slut she can be…so that she outshines all the other sluts…so that sluts everywhere can envy her slut….because it made its way into movies…the SLUT dream… Maybe it’s because she’s hispanic an Hollywood needs hispanic…maybe it’s because she’s just good at being a slut…and maybe – just maybe nude, attention seeking images isn’t even slutty at all..it’s art..high concept…not shameless…because she doesn’t give a fuck, is not shy…at 40…it’s almost over…right… The post Nadine Velazquez Instagram Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kendall Jenner posted her family duties, some kids empty the dishwasher, other’s post erotica – half naked images to their social media…to shut their mom up and participate to the family’s wealth… Because it’s very possible, doubtful, but possible, that this entitled twat doesn’t actually give a fuck about updated shit to her social media. She may be the rare girl who isn’t obsessed with posting up nonsense, showing off that she’s young, fit and rich….because she’s already there…and social media is dumb… Meaning…that someone is pushing her “did you post your tits yet”….the same someone who turned Bruce into a bitch, and Kim into a Pornstar she was able to reposition as a whatever the fuck Kim is… The point is, these Kardashians are easy to hate, but they aren’t masterminds, the mom is…and they are just pawns in her tactics…because posting on social media is fucking annoying and even vapid cunts who love themselves and want to show themselves off to the world…find it annoying to do…but you gotta do it to keep getting paid…so do it…Kendall Does…. The only intersting thing in this, other than the bikini jacked up to her neck, is her hip to waist ratio…she’s skinny, but this looks abnormal…in a good way…like a photoshop accident or something.. I’m into it….I am just not into anything else about this plastic, bullshit trash that reminds me how terrible the world we live in – actually is… The post Kendall Jenner’s Keeping Mom Off her Back with Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .