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Bella THorne and Sister for Nike of the Day

Bella Thorne is a little narcissist who loves posting slutty pics of herself for attention – because her parents taught her how important that is for her to do… I remember when being a vain narcissist was something you were told you couldn’t openly show the world…that you’d be slaughtered and destroyed…and when people were self hating, destined for failure, self medicating, disasters who didn’t feel as hot as the models in the magazines…yet now…everyone seems to think they are hot enough for the magazines because all these ugly fat people are famous and magazines are now instagram…it’s super fucking weird….but now it’s celebrated and gets these people paid… People that are so annoying to be around because they think they are important…when really they are just shit.. The post Bella THorne and Sister for Nike of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Girls and Steaks and Meat and BBQ of the Day

The good people at STEAKAGER send us up one of their amazing device…that Dry Ages beef….it fits right in your fridge, holds 22 lbs of beef, has wifi capabilities so you can monitor it anywhere…. So if you’re a steak lover, and not some vegan lesbian who hates all things beef, you’ll fucking love one of these.. I figured as a thank you for their love and support, I’d tip you assholes off on the amazing device….and more importantly…do it DrunkenStepfather style..with a compilation of as many pics of girls and steaks I could find…. So after a month of digging through the depths of the internet, this is the best I came up with, and my best is never quite good enough, but that’s why I befriend people like the people at STEAKAGER because they do revolutionary things for me…and for you..so get one… TO AGE YOUR STEAKS GET YOURSELF A STEAKAGER HERE Here’s a bikini girl cooking a steak… TO AGE YOUR STEAKS GET YOURSELF A STEAKAGER HERE Here’s some Girls Eating Meat Fetish Videos TO AGE YOUR STEAKS GET YOURSELF A STEAKAGER HERE Here’s some Slapping Raw Meat to Make Music…. TO AGE YOUR STEAKS GET YOURSELF A STEAKAGER HERE Here are some pics of girls and meat and BBQs…. TO AGE YOUR STEAKS GET YOURSELF A STEAKAGER HERE The post Girls and Steaks and Meat and BBQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Man Stealing Women’s Underwear and Other Videos of the Day

Naked Woman Stealing a Police Car Fist Fight on a Plane Naked man – Standing Outside a Store Failed Suicide Attempt… The Dude Didn’t Even Lose his Limbs Asian Adultery Caught Woman Gets Run Over at Intersection Some Weird Marilyn Chambers – Underground TV – Episode The post Man Stealing Women’s Underwear and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney in Lingerie of the Day

Joe Jonas was announced as the new Guess? Girl…because I guess Guess? is taking on the direction of everyone in the world, or at least Guess? shoppers, including but not limited to the Guess? founder are homos…which is why they use girls like Charlotte McKinney who are so basic on the hot level, but meet the requirements of what a pin-up girl should be, that it’d have to be a closet case doing the casting like “she’s hot right, she’s got tits”…and if you’ve ever had a closet case friend….who eventually came out of the closet..and you reflect on all the conversations you’ve had about girls and tits over the years…thinking “why was he into tits if he was a queer, oh right, because it’s so obviously, and average and typical to go for the tits, you know it’s marketed that guys love tits, and they do..and so do girls…ask any girl and she’ll tell you she loves her big tits or wishes she had big tits, especailly Charlotte McKinney because without them – all the small minded men and closet cases alike wouldn’t have giver her a career….” I digress…here’s McKinney thanking Guess? for creating her and Joe Jonas saying he’s not bait for gay dudes to jerk off to…he’s a singer cashing in and hanging out with tits…leave him alone… The post Charlotte McKinney in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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HAILEY BALDWIN for GUESS? of the Day

Guess? Like all the brands of the 90s are trying to make a comeback, so why wouldn’t the dude who runs Guess, who is probably in his 90s, but tanned and slimy, because he likes girls with big tits, use his family friend Gigi Hadid’s friend Hailey Baldwin in one of his campaigns, she’s got a following, people talk about her, she’s blonde which he likes and she’s not a Kardashian…plus he’s a huge fan of The Flintstones and her Dad’s work as Barney Rubble…it was one of the most underrated performances he should have got an Oscar for….so as a tribute to him, he gives his socialite daughter work…hopefully it will sell their 90s revival clothing…that every single brand is re-releasing…because these hipster kids like 90s logos…it’s weird..but not as weird as this Baldwin being a spokesperson for anything… The post HAILEY BALDWIN for GUESS? of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Marloes Horst is Softly Lit Lingerie Campaign Photos of the Day

I find lingerie photoshoots the fucking worst…not because I am anti-lingerie, girls in lingerie can be hot, it’s just that are so fucking cheesy, like a Glamour model shoot, or a shoot a fat wife gets done at the mall for her 25th wedding anniversary…all posed, and contrived, and non pornographic…all photoshopped to give some bullshit effect…or sell some bullshit story…I am not buying into….but yet these brands still produce this bullshit and I still post this bullshit…but mainly because I am glad it’s not the evil empire…it’s just featuring one of their models….because all this shit is cross pollinating incest nonsense… Let’s use all the same asses…even though there is a world filled with asses out there…and they are all on instagram… Marloes Horst is amazing. She probably only dates rich guys but she’s still the kind of girl I would sing love songs to….with my penis…to her vagina….not that it would be that eventful because my penis is a horrible singer, his voice raspy….he’s also bad at playing the piano and doing all everyday tasks…because he’s an inny not an outty…not that you care about my penis…or his failures and special oympic needs…but maybe you care about Marloes Horst getting paid to cocktease the fuck out you…in what I call a campaign to lure rich guys who like models.. The post Marloes Horst is Softly Lit Lingerie Campaign Photos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Sampaio Ass Shot for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Sara Sampaio is the skinny Victoria’s Secret model…and here are some uneventful pictures of her showing off her ass…while not wearing a top…because Victoria’s Secret, the mall brand, made in China despite American Pride, crap that probably gives girl’s yeast infections, thanks to being such overpriced, low concept garbage….is picking up their classic Christina friendly lingerie catalog pics…with some implied nudity…like it was instagram… Sara Sampaio is good because she’s a skinny model protesting people who hate skinny models and I am a fighter for skinny model rights as skinny models are what models are supposed to be – plus she gets half naked in shoots for lots of money…which is pretty good too….even when the shoots aren’t that good… The post Sara Sampaio Ass Shot for Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hermione Corfield at the XXX Premiere of the Day

I am pretty out of the loop, because I like being out of the loop, despite updating this bullshit everyday, with a focus on tits, I end up coming across random facts I don’t give a fuck about….but for some reason…I didn’t come across the fact that they are making a new XXX movie, because the first one wasn’t shit enough….or that they movie is already premiering….where people like this UK starlet I’ve never heard of – but who I think I like because she’s not a super famous cunt yet…but then again the low level famous people are usually just as cunty….named Hermione Corfield…. I am assuming she’s the “hot chick” in the movie…that Vin Diesel gets fucked up the ass with a strap on by….because I am still a believer that he’s actually a homo…. I just know that Hollywood is out of ideas, maybe because humanity has no fucking attention span or taste, and shitty action movies have always been made, watched, with huge grossing ticket sales…and the novelty of it being a sequel to another movie that made a lot of money…will get it seen…not to mention Vin Diesel loves killing a franchise over and over again…its kinda what his career is based on and the fact is…he’s fucking rich from it…all thanks to morons like you who support this kind of nonsense….while you can just get the same entertainment jerking off to Hermione Corfield’s instagram feed…not because it’s sexy..but because she’s in it… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Nina Dobrev was also there CLICK HERE The post Hermione Corfield at the XXX Premiere of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Doutzen Kroes, Isabeli Fontant and Natashy Poly Tits for Balmain of the Day

I always assumed no one gave a fuck about Doutzen Kroes – because Victoria’s Secret, a mall brand, threw her out….and no one was upset about it…except maybe her and her husband because it would mean that she’s around more… She’s a fucking mom with a bunch of kids, sure she still looks good, but when a mall brand gets rid of you, you’d think a fashion brand wouldn’t touch you…then you remember that all this bullshitt is connected…and that all this bullshit is bullshit…and that Kim Kardashian is a big advocate for this brand Balmain…meaning despite being overpriced it’s ghetto as fuck….and has no standards… But it does feature tits..and I like model tits in ads…it works for me. The post Doutzen Kroes, Isabeli Fontant and Natashy Poly Tits for Balmain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emma Stern Nielsen Bathing Suit Campaign of the Day

I love Emma Stern Nielsen……she’s a busty model who has been around for awhile, but new to me, because even when I’ve followed her on instagram for a year and I still don’t remember her… That’s not to say she’s not memorable, but I’ll forget her in 3 minutes, but right now, all I want to do is by suffocated by her vagina lops while she eats my ass…with this magical mouth…those lips are crazy, that body is crazy, and seeing her do a bikini campaign may not be a nude for attention photoshoot for “fun”…or “editorial”….but it’s something good enough to imagine her on the beach eating an ice cream…as it melts and drips down her face onto her tits….wiping it off with one hand…while inserting random objects in her vagina with the other…the way all beach fantasies are supposed to be. She’s great….a keeper…something weird looking about her, but also nostalgic…I’m into it… The post Emma Stern Nielsen Bathing Suit Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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