I know what you’re thinking, and that’s “I need to cum, where are the tits”…because you’re a fucking primate….and you think of me as some kind of celebrity porn fetish site, even though I am much more than that…a poet…just read my words… But you’re also thinking, if you’ve even read the title – who the fuck is Lottie Moss and that you know she is definitely not Kate Moss, no matter how hard she milks the name, or gets campaigns based on the family connection, or even if she makes all that model money…she is just fucking bootleg…they have the same dad, big fucking deal… But at least she’s out there showing her MOSSY nipples, something her big sister, who is old enough to be her mom, has done so well, along with fucking rockstars and doing cocaine… The post Lottie Moss is Not Kate Moss of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Taylor Hill brings the Christmas cheer for some bullshit fashion magazine – because she’s posing with Christmas lights, which is more Christmas that most brands are going – for fear of pissing off their non Christian audience – even though non Christians fucking love Christmas as much as Christians do – since Christmas isn’t even about fucking Jesus anymore – it’s about PRESENTS…and SANTA…and marketing…and food and drinks…and fucking recently divorced lonely women who don’t have the kids this year – cuz their dad took them to Florida with his new hooker wife…YES…miracles…little miracles…called all you can drink Christmas parties…and snowmen…and fireplaces…the warm shit, and not because you ate too many chilies, but because you realize you have a fucking soul…and some spirit…as you take all the free shit people donated to people like you – thanks to poverty….it’s the best time of year to mooch..and the best time of year to take advantage of the depressed…and if you’re a company the best time of year to cash the fuck in…so why all the Christmas Hate….maybe TRUMP will make Christmas great again…I’ve already heard him say “Merry Christmas”…something the PC would never do…. Not that any of that matters, I mean this is barely Christmas, it’s some VS model sprawled on a ghetto couch with lights…but it’s enough…you know…the kind of thing that inspires me to watch It’s a WOnderful life and wonder if they had anal sex would they still have as many kids….you know the important questions you should ask while watching Christmas movies…… I guess Stella Maxwell and some other Victoria’s Secret girl’s shoot is more Christmas…they even have a TWINK Santa and lots of GIFTS to remind you that going broke to impress family and friends is the primary goal of Christmas…and if you can’t afford to buy people nice things – you are a worthless human being who should kill himself…thanks MARKETING… The post Taylor Hill’s Christmas Shoot vs Stella Maxwells of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Joanna Krupa is pretty fucking old…and despite looking good naked…typical, basic, fake titty blonde chick from the late 90s….but still good naked…she’s still pretty fucking old…so whether this is good or bad, I can’t really be a judge….because I think all tits – old or not – are great or worth looking at. I am a pervert, I am sex obsessed, everything I have done my entire life has been sex related, and whether I think a girl or glamour model from Y2K is pathetic at her core as she reaches for any visibility she can get or not….is irrelevant….the fact that she was able to take shitty photoshoots to shitty reality tv…to still exist is a feat in and of itself, as most hookers retire by this time…yet Krupa and her communist drive keep going to task…good job. The post Joanna Krupa Naked for Maxim Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Shanina rhymes with vagina…at least the way I am pronouncing it…which is what matters because I am a self involved anti social who doesn’t talk to anything but the voices in my head…. She is Australian…but ethnically she’s from Lithuania, Pakistan and Saudi….which is proof that if you cross breed humans you can end up with designer labia, like the Cock-a-Doodle or the Godlie Poo or whatever the fuck else is cross bred with poodles in the dog world to create mutts you can brand and sell to rich people… She’s in bathing suits for a clothing brand, she’s not really showing anything amazing, no labia, no butthole, but if she’s still fucking Tyson Beckford we can assume those orifices have been banged the fuck out…he’s big and black and that’s what happens to vaginas that are built to pass babies through them…. I like the shitty color, the pouring water on herself, it’s like ART but the instagram version that has destroyed anything that remotely felt like art…reminding us that art is just a lie – a scam….a way to sell bullshit… FASCINATING POST BY A FASCINATING PERSON…I know. How do I even exist… The post Shanina Shaik For Love and Lemons Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hey Hipsters…get a Bee Beard Flaming Bag Pipes for Christmas Man in Turkey Shoots and Kills Brother in a Law and Mother In Law at the Hospital…LOHAN wasn’t there to save them Naked Guy on Top of Public Bus Dog Says Final Goodbye to Owner – Super Sad… Naked Guy on the Bus The post Waffle House Brawl and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
She’s got monster tits on a skinny frame…and that’s done well for her… I will never quite understand how a talentless set of tits – who just shamelessly shows off her tits – every chance she has to say “look at my tits” gets the million dollar campaigns she gets..from brands who normally fear tits… I will never quite appreciate her hustle, the obsessive compulsive narcissism that went into making her tits seen by the world..even if the tits are great…. I will never buy into her being a feminist, anything more than naked for likes, addicted to likes… I will never respect or believe in anything she does in her career is more than just a vapid use of her tits… I will never believe her tits or lips are real…. I will always think she’s bullshit….like Love Magazine who panders to all these idiots – so they get content that they think is relevant – for likes and follows – that’s all this world is….likes and follows…using the same unispiring people, with the same uninspiring videos… I’d rather see obese 80 year olds doing what Em Rat Cow is doing…but the media doesn’t feed me that…they just feed me this garbage… But I’ll still look…I mean…check out those tits…BIG…BIG…and when her bird face is cropped out…GOOD GOOD…. The post Rat Cow Does Love Magazine – Obviously – of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Fuck Love Magazine and their pandering to whatever audience they can by getting whatever “it girl” with a following they can to get into lingerie to roll around …there’s zero story, zero continuity, it is lazy and they just assume it is good because they have people with following in their garbage, and they know people will post their garbage, because it is the internet and people are too fucking lazy to produce content….so instead we just look at judge…. Abbey Clancy is some re-branded UK cokehead who dates footballers and who was a lingerie model who went by the name ABIGAIL CLANCY but I guess that was too classy, or fancy, or mature for her – as her face melted away and she turned what must be 45…you know do somethin fresh and exciting which is interesting since there’s nothing fresh or exciting about this Love Magazine video, it’s just tired and depressing… The post Day 7 of Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar Proving This Year Fucking Sucks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I heard about this yesterday, rich kid, instagram model, GIGI HADID, just won the British Fashion Awards model of the year – because models come in all shapes and sizes, especially when they are rich and have large social media reach…it’s just a continuation, perpetuating, the bullshit lie….because as proven time and time again, the fashion industry isn’t actually trendsetters, they are trend followers, they don’t create people, people get created by their rich dads, and friends, and followers who like rich kids of instagram, because it’s easy to scam the internet with clickbait, fake news, busllshit garbage…it’s kind of what the internet is based on… I didn’t bother mentioning this, because I hate all the HADIDs and Jenners and Kardashians…and don’t understand why people are so inamoured by them, their retard faces, their plastic surgery, their rich girl bratty lifestyles, their claims they are hard working as they money grub….or why we allow them to exist..as conscious people… But she had a cametoe at the event so I figure that’s a step in the right direction towards maintaining relevance before your horsefaced whiney jealous sister steals it from you…as you all scam everyone….All These Mooch Bitches….at least Kim K fucked in video to get where she wanted to go…these latch ons are just the fucking worst… Now she’s got a trophy, validation, to go with her riding ribbons…fuck that….let them crash and burn…rich kids are supposed to fail and commit suicide in their depression from having everything….that’s what we should be fighting for.. In stupid Gigi Hadid News – that is worse than Fake News – but that has less creativity and substance than fake news – PIZZAGATE… she announced on Wednesday, plans to follow in the footsteps of Kim Kardashian and her friend Kendall Jenner by taking a month off from Instagram over the New Year’s holiday. BUT THANK GOD SHE ADDED “I’m not deleting my account. I’m just taking the app off my phone.” CLOSE CALL… Garbage humans ruining society. The post Gigi Hadid’s Cameltoe Winning Model of the Year Award of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Britt Maren is an American model who came onto the scene looking pretty fucking average, but has gone onto do the DREAM job of VICTORIA’s SECRET something all these fake hipster models who pretend they are too good for the PROMO model job, only to jump up and down with the approval they seek from being cast for the mall brand, because that’s just HOW these people work…they are in it for fame, attention, money, success, rich boyfriends…and they can pretend as much as they want…they aren’t fooling me… So keep doing these “artistic nudes”….trying to have some depth, concept, purpose, vision, creative direction….where they can pretend they are “muses”…to the content producers…but really…they just lookin’ for likes…and I’m a basic…very basic man…so she’s got my approval…something she may pretend she’s not be looking for…but then why is she naked in pics? The post Britt Maren Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In really exciting news…that isn’t exciting…but that is up there on “fake news” caliber of worth wasting our already too short lives on…. Bella Hadid, the bootleg Hadid sister, who is actually hotter than the retard looking Hadid sister, but who is a little more horse faced – but equally jacked up with face fillers, who is now on the rise, the new it girl, doing very important things like VS Fashion shows, because her dad…is rich and bought them their careers and the world is basic, easy to manipulate, when you’re in the center of that nonsense… This is for Paper Magazine, notorious for taking nudes of Kim K, because like all other media, they are trying to make noise with totally irrelevant, redundant, repetitive, bullshit photoshoot…but you can see her nipple…which is SUPER important…because if you’re going to look at rich, overrated trash, it might as well have a nipple… The post Bella Hadid’s Nipple for Paper Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
