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Kelly Rohrbach Picking Her Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Kelly Rohrbach is rumored to have had sex with Leonardo DiCaprio – which took her out of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit magazine that doesn’t really matter – and give her a taste of the good life – like he has done with a bunch of models – and that he is currently doing with retard head Nina Agdal – only unlike Nina Agdal – he got this one when she was a Rookie, not when she was old – tired – washed up and ready to virtually die as a model….giving her all kinds of opportunity – like being in the Baywatch movie…or more importantly – picking her bikini out of her ass for the paparazzi – because they care – the people care about her – she matters….and is more than just big tits in a bikini that Leo fucked…she’s more than that….she’s also an ass. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kelly Rohrbach Picking Her Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chelsea Handler Tit Pic of the Day

Chelsea Handler wants to stay relevant as hard as she can – you know now that she doesn’t have a TV show on TV, even though she has a show on Netflix, while Netflix is the future….and what better way to do it than rope in some fat middle aged woman into taking a fan pic…with her tits out…because tits out, as any college girl on a bus to the big game will tell you, is a timeless tactic to get love, support, respect, an audience, friends, fans, date raped. The post Chelsea Handler Tit Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner’s Butt Selfie Video for La Perla of the Day

I believe that the only thing interesting about the Jenner’s is that their dad may or may not have chopped off his dick, and even that isn’t that interesting, it is a testament of how crazy their media controlled life is…it’s like how strong is your mental capacity after you’ve been pimped out to the world…at what point do you fucking break….it’s bound to happen. But until it does, Kendall Jenner remains the uneventful celebrity “model” who gets work because o fher massive social media reach and not because she’s actually hot…she’s ok…skinny…but average really…nothing exciting…even when in underwear videos of her taking BUTT Selfies… I still think this would be more comedic if it was her father turned second mother, because old weathered trannies have more edge, darkness and demons…while this one remains vapid, and loving life, because she hasn’t crashed and burned yet…. They all crash and burn…it’s just a matter of time….so I anxiously await…and hope that her and her family don’t follow TRUMP’s lead to be the next reality show celebrity president… The post Kendall Jenner’s Butt Selfie Video for La Perla of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Heidi Klum in Shape Magazine of the Day

Heidi Klum is in Shape Magazine and if you’re a Heidi Klum fan – you probably already know that – I am too slow to the draw on this internet thing – where I’d need to be married to my computer all day everyday – while I have better things to do with my time – like stare at the wall… Ultimately, who really cares about Heidi Klum, she doesn’t care about you, she just wants you to buy whatever product she selling. She’s not inviting you to her parties, she’s not having weird German Scat Fetish sex with you – like you are SEAL – but then again you don’t have the voice of an angel and a penis the size of something that a BDSM submissive would want….it’s a German thing…from Nazi to Pragmatic… I am just amazed she looks this good, but it’s pretty obvious why. She’s genetically modified thanks to Nazi technology – and it has worked out amazingly for her…not so amazingly for the people they tested this on in the 1940s…but that was so long ago…let’s focus on what matters…. The post Heidi Klum in Shape Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter’s Ass Show of the Day

Ariel Winter is in Mexico – and she’s decided to do 2 back to back ass posts on social media – high concept shameless butt shots because she obviously loves her ass, and wants to show off her ass…and people must be giving her ass a lot of love and attention affirming that she should continue to post ass pics …because if you spend any time on social media, you’ll know it’s all about slutty pics, selfies or fake photoshoots, every girl gets half naked…and this one, I guess felt liberated at 18 from whatever contracts that bound her – creating this New Zealand Tsunami of slutty half naked pics…it’s what the kids are into – it’s what they want… I generally find her terrifying to look at, but I didn’t watch her tits form on that TV show, I just know about her from her social media hustle, but the nice thing about 18 year old ass – is that even if you know it’s chubby – and going to be sloppy as fuck – the collagen in their skin – keeps everything that may one day be terrifying – perky and firm…so it’s not as bad as it could be…and that’s all I have to say about that. The post Ariel Winter’s Ass Show of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lily McMenamy Hairy Tits by Juergen Teller of the Day

Lily McMenamy is the daughter of some other model named Kristen McMenamy and some famous Tunisian night club owner from Paris… Her stepfather, and we all love stepfathers is Miles Aldridge – who is the photographer brother of Lily Aldridge – because the world is an incestuous place. She was essentially brought up up around party people, cocaine, the rich girl model life and most importantly. the openness and willingness to get naked for money, or for fashion or for art, because it is not deemed pornographic – and I guess more girls have taken this heathen approach to life thanks to social media and now the world is not quite a better, more fun, higher medicated place…it’s just a dumber clickbait long hanging fruit place… But that doens’t mean this shoot with Juergen Teller, a legendary photographer isn’t fun…it’s got a close up to her nipple hair, something I first experienced on a girl when I was 25, she was 18 and she had the greatest tits, but also the hairiest tits, something I was never told existed – you know thick pubic hair growing out of her nipples, that I sucked…and realized – it’s not that bad…it comes with bush… But when it becomes a feminist play…and it gets the girl praise…from all the girls out there who also have hairy nipples – it becomes annoying… The post Lily McMenamy Hairy Tits by Juergen Teller of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Biel in a Bikini of the Day

Jessica Biel in a bikini showing her mom ass – that is aging as mom asses do – but that has some solid muscle memory that despite slowly sinking into itself, is still round and magical as it was when she first started dating her Husband Justin Timberlake – while she’d just stick around at home working out everyday as he toured for the family – because that’s what love is about – dude goes out there and makes millions – while bitch stays home doing squats, never hounding him – to throw away the lottery ticket / meal ticket – that despite a crazy pre-nup is still lucrative as fuck for her…as long as she just maintains that ass as long as she can…we’re talking until she’s old enough todo the granny BumBum contest. Her finances depend on it. I’ve never really been a fan, but this isn’t about me, it’s about playing find the cellulite on this fitness addicted actress in her bikini at 35 years very old for a girl. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Biel in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hot Slut Blocks the Interstate and Other Videos of the Day

Soccer Player Kills Ref with Shot to Mouth Drug Dealer Shootout Drunk Man Saved From Suicide Nose Picker TOWING a Car Backwards Pumpkin Roll…. Trump Meltdown The post Hot Slut Blocks the Interstate and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jaime King Topless of the Day

You may not know who Jaime King is…but she was a big enough model in the late 90s or early 2000s, I don’t fucking remember, but I do remember she always showed tits…and I do remember her boyfriend at the time died of a heroin overdose and that’s pretty punk rock… Apparently she posted this picture on her instagram, I don’t pay attention to instagram – so I can’t confirm or deny it – but like the brilliant reporter I am…digging deep into the depth of the story to mediate it…I’ll post it…just in case it matters…. I am too hungover to bother putting more effort than this in it… The post Jaime King Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Girls Who Voted Taking the Opportunity to Slutty Selfie that they Voted of the Day

I am sure there are a lot of women whining today, but then again women whine everyday, today they just have a reason to cry – because History wasn’t made and a woman wasn’t elected president, but I’m sure they’ll be fine – as Donald Trump was probably just trolling for votes and will actually swap out his banter for good…it’s possible – and worst case scenario – he can grab them by the pussy – to make them feel better.. Well, in girls being girls, because that’s what girls do…a group took the event of voting and decided to make it a social media angle, an instagram slutty pic, because they need stories to make slutty, and I’m a firm believer that people only do things for the sake of the pic now….. I know not all of these are slutty enough, but I think all girls are slutty, I’m that guy…a little cleavage and I am good…and the girl who voted twice is ok…I like her style…because she’s topless…always turn voting for the future of your country….maybe you shoulda voted harder…even though your opinion doesn’t matter…and topless pics do…good job girl… The post Girls Who Voted Taking the Opportunity to Slutty Selfie that they Voted of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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