I don’t know Zendaya, or much about Zendaya… I do know that she was a Disney kid, so you perverts probably fucking love that, you’ve probably watched her grow up….and now jerk off to her…not that you didn’t then… I think the key Chris Hansen strategy would be to find out who the Single Males who subscribe to the Disney channel are, and raid their fucking houses, not trying to rain on your pervert parade here…and I don’t blame you as much as I blame the parents and the media companies for producing smut for you that is totally inappropriate and that they know is inappropriate….because I know you’re a half retard who can’t control his urges and they are like a drug pushing pushing drugs on an addict….mean people… Zendaya was in Shake it Up and Frenemies with Bella Thorne…but you already knew that…so the two girls from the same place, figured out being slutty on the internet their own way…and we all support there hard work and effort….even if it required no work or effort and is just shameless. The post Zendaya in a Bikini in a Magazine You Perverts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
If you talk to 90 Day Fiance : Happily Ever After? fans, you know that they have all sorts of strong opinions about Nicole and Azan. Even though Nicole isn't his sugar mama anymore , some still cling to the conspiracy theory that he's just using her for money. Others aren't sure what to believe, except that they're adamant that they shouldn't get married. (Yes, some critics of their marriage are thinly veiled body-shamers; yes, some others are racist or Islamaphobic; but others have real concerns) Nicole dropped several hints recently that, when combined, revealed her plans for a summer wedding . Now, Nicole is putting at least part of a date on those plans. Take a look! 1. Nicole and Azan are still engaged Fans have howled and gnashed their teeth and Nicole’s family has done the same, but this engagement is moving forward … however slowly. 2. But when is the actual wedding date? Over the weekend, Nicole shed some light on the exciting details. 3. Nicole and Azan have been doing this dance for a long time Fans have been calling it “90 Year Fiance” because they still haven’t gotten married. Even Nicole knows that it’s been a while. In fact, she knows better than anyone — it’s her life. 4. How long HAVE they been a (long-distance) couple, anyway? Just a little earlier this year, Nicole informed her fans that she and Azan have been together for three-and-a-half years. Some marriages don’t even last that long. 5. Some think it’s been long enough Nicole’s family has expressed real concerns that Azan is just stringing Nicole along — maybe for money, maybe because he doesn’t want to admit that his family doesn’t approve. 6. Her stepdad is not mincing words Fun fact: this is not the correct pronunciation of the name “Azan.” It’s also not the right way to pronounce “Hassan,” his real name. View Slideshow
If you talk to 90 Day Fiance : Happily Ever After? fans, you know that they have all sorts of strong opinions about Nicole and Azan. Even though Nicole isn't his sugar mama anymore , some still cling to the conspiracy theory that he's just using her for money. Others aren't sure what to believe, except that they're adamant that they shouldn't get married. (Yes, some critics of their marriage are thinly veiled body-shamers; yes, some others are racist or Islamaphobic; but others have real concerns) Nicole dropped several hints recently that, when combined, revealed her plans for a summer wedding . Now, Nicole is putting at least part of a date on those plans. Take a look! 1. Nicole and Azan are still engaged Fans have howled and gnashed their teeth and Nicole’s family has done the same, but this engagement is moving forward … however slowly. 2. But when is the actual wedding date? Over the weekend, Nicole shed some light on the exciting details. 3. Nicole and Azan have been doing this dance for a long time Fans have been calling it “90 Year Fiance” because they still haven’t gotten married. Even Nicole knows that it’s been a while. In fact, she knows better than anyone — it’s her life. 4. How long HAVE they been a (long-distance) couple, anyway? Just a little earlier this year, Nicole informed her fans that she and Azan have been together for three-and-a-half years. Some marriages don’t even last that long. 5. Some think it’s been long enough Nicole’s family has expressed real concerns that Azan is just stringing Nicole along — maybe for money, maybe because he doesn’t want to admit that his family doesn’t approve. 6. Her stepdad is not mincing words Fun fact: this is not the correct pronunciation of the name “Azan.” It’s also not the right way to pronounce “Hassan,” his real name. View Slideshow
This love triangle is never-ending. And it’s a hard one because we respect all parties involved. Sofia Richie is totally calm, cool and collected (and we can’t help but feel bad for her) — but Kourtney Kardashian is Scott Disick’s baby mama and I’ll repeat, Kourtney! Kardashian! The two were pretty much a match made in heaven. Plus, Scott and Kourtney’s healer in Bali says they’re “soulmates” so… there’s that! But it seems that Disick forgot about that important piece of information becasue he and GF Sofia just moved one step closer to marriage. According to many sources, they’re already considering it and planning their future together . (sighs) Us Weekly reported that they’ve “talked seriously about getting engaged” since they hit their two-year dating mark. Even though they are literally 16 years apart in age, another source added that “Sofia and Scott look at each other as life partners.” Meanwhile, Kourtney Kardashian seems to be cool with it — or so she says. Kourt and Scott ended their long-term and notably serious relationship back in 2015. But that doesn’t mean that the KUWTK star, 40, is ready to watch her ex tie the knot with some 20-year-old. It has to sting. And it sounds like it does. “Kourtney is still on the fence about Scott marrying Sofia,” a source told Life & Style . “They have a lot of history, good times and bad, and even though Kourtney really likes Sofia, the thought of Scott being married to someone else, well, the feelings are bittersweet,” added the insider. Unfortunately for Kourtney, it’s now or never. Momager Kris Jenner even addressed her worry for her daughter who she believes may be hurt by Sofia and Scott’s courtship one day. “My fear is that she can’t make up her mind,” she said. “She can’t pick a paint color, that takes months.” “I’m just saying, because of her indecisiveness, it’s going to bite her in the ass,” the 63-year-old matriarch added. The Kardashian sisters, as well as fans of the show, all think Kourtney is making a mistake by giving up on Scott, who she is still so obviously into . “She’s going to be the one deciding way too late that she is in love with Scott and wants to spend the rest of her life with Scott,” Kris confessed during a recent clip of KUWTK . It looks like everyone is in a sticky situation here. No one wants to see Sofia hurt, but also is she really trying to be a step-mom to three kids before she can even legally consume alcohol?! Even though according to a close source, Sofia is “really so good with his kids, and she has a good friendship and relationship with Kourtney.” That source added that Kourtney would give them “her full support” too if they decided to tie the knot one day. But now that day is looking extremely likely and even possibly fast approaching — will Kourtney finally realize Scott is the love of her life? And tell him?! And end this love triangle once and for all??? Only time will tell! Unfortunately, with Sofia in her early twenties and Kourtney’s wholesome and healthy lifestyle — time is on their side. View Slideshow: Kourtney Kardashian Birthday Pics: Bikinis and Belfies Galore!
This love triangle is never-ending. And it’s a hard one because we respect all parties involved. Sofia Richie is totally calm, cool and collected (and we can’t help but feel bad for her) — but Kourtney Kardashian is Scott Disick’s baby mama and I’ll repeat, Kourtney! Kardashian! The two were pretty much a match made in heaven. Plus, Scott and Kourtney’s healer in Bali says they’re “soulmates” so… there’s that! But it seems that Disick forgot about that important piece of information becasue he and GF Sofia just moved one step closer to marriage. According to many sources, they’re already considering it and planning their future together . (sighs) Us Weekly reported that they’ve “talked seriously about getting engaged” since they hit their two-year dating mark. Even though they are literally 16 years apart in age, another source added that “Sofia and Scott look at each other as life partners.” Meanwhile, Kourtney Kardashian seems to be cool with it — or so she says. Kourt and Scott ended their long-term and notably serious relationship back in 2015. But that doesn’t mean that the KUWTK star, 40, is ready to watch her ex tie the knot with some 20-year-old. It has to sting. And it sounds like it does. “Kourtney is still on the fence about Scott marrying Sofia,” a source told Life & Style . “They have a lot of history, good times and bad, and even though Kourtney really likes Sofia, the thought of Scott being married to someone else, well, the feelings are bittersweet,” added the insider. Unfortunately for Kourtney, it’s now or never. Momager Kris Jenner even addressed her worry for her daughter who she believes may be hurt by Sofia and Scott’s courtship one day. “My fear is that she can’t make up her mind,” she said. “She can’t pick a paint color, that takes months.” “I’m just saying, because of her indecisiveness, it’s going to bite her in the ass,” the 63-year-old matriarch added. The Kardashian sisters, as well as fans of the show, all think Kourtney is making a mistake by giving up on Scott, who she is still so obviously into . “She’s going to be the one deciding way too late that she is in love with Scott and wants to spend the rest of her life with Scott,” Kris confessed during a recent clip of KUWTK . It looks like everyone is in a sticky situation here. No one wants to see Sofia hurt, but also is she really trying to be a step-mom to three kids before she can even legally consume alcohol?! Even though according to a close source, Sofia is “really so good with his kids, and she has a good friendship and relationship with Kourtney.” That source added that Kourtney would give them “her full support” too if they decided to tie the knot one day. But now that day is looking extremely likely and even possibly fast approaching — will Kourtney finally realize Scott is the love of her life? And tell him?! And end this love triangle once and for all??? Only time will tell! Unfortunately, with Sofia in her early twenties and Kourtney’s wholesome and healthy lifestyle — time is on their side. View Slideshow: Kourtney Kardashian Birthday Pics: Bikinis and Belfies Galore!
Back in April of 2018, Teen Mom OG fans were overjoyed to learn that Tyler Baltierra’s father, Butch Baltierra, had gotten sober after struggling with substance abuse for most of his life Sadly, Tyler revealed this week that Butch’s recovery was short-lived. Appearing on Kailyn Lowry’s Coffee Convos podcast, Tyler and wife Catelynn Lowell opened about some recent hard times in their family. “He’s relapsed,” Tyler said with regard to Butch. “He’s in the middle of a relapse right now. That’s the reality of that situation right now.” Tyler went on to say that the ups and downs of his father’s battle with addiction will be documented on the new season of Teen Mom OG: “He’s filming, he filmed a couple of scenes,” Tyler said. “So, this season you’ll see me go down there a couple of times. He lives in Austin and he got out of rehab he did his sober living, all that stuff.” As The Ashley’s Reality Roundup points out , the relapse is not entirely unexpected, as Tyler’s sister Amber recently revealed that her father was once again flirting with casual drug use: “He drinks a couple beers here and there as well,” Amber wrote on Facebook. “He thinks he can manage all this but it will progress into something big again. That’s what this disease does.” It seems that Tyler, Catelynn, and Amber all agree that a new lady friend of Butch’s named Caroline is at least partially to blame for his relapse. “We don’t really try to film with her because I said if I see her, my ass is going to be sitting in jail,” Catelynn said. “The stuff that she said about [Amber] my sister-in-law does not make me happy and I would love to beat her ass!” Tyler says Caroline bombarded his sister with rude text messages after Amber opened up to MTV about sexual abuse she had suffered in childhood: “[Caroline] went wild and, I’ll tell you right now, that’s the sign of relapse,” Tyler said. “So my dad dating a woman who is going to reach out to you guys, probably in a crazy, drunken state [is not good].” Yes, it’s one thing after another for the Baltierras. It seems that Butch’s relapse took place not long after Tyler and Catelynn reconciled following a brief separation. Here’s hoping Butch is able to find the help he needs before it’s too late. View Slideshow: Catelynn Lowell to Tyler Baltierra: Divorce Me, Whatever, I Don’t Need You!
Back in April of 2018, Teen Mom OG fans were overjoyed to learn that Tyler Baltierra’s father, Butch Baltierra, had gotten sober after struggling with substance abuse for most of his life Sadly, Tyler revealed this week that Butch’s recovery was short-lived. Appearing on Kailyn Lowry’s Coffee Convos podcast, Tyler and wife Catelynn Lowell opened about some recent hard times in their family. “He’s relapsed,” Tyler said with regard to Butch. “He’s in the middle of a relapse right now. That’s the reality of that situation right now.” Tyler went on to say that the ups and downs of his father’s battle with addiction will be documented on the new season of Teen Mom OG: “He’s filming, he filmed a couple of scenes,” Tyler said. “So, this season you’ll see me go down there a couple of times. He lives in Austin and he got out of rehab he did his sober living, all that stuff.” As The Ashley’s Reality Roundup points out , the relapse is not entirely unexpected, as Tyler’s sister Amber recently revealed that her father was once again flirting with casual drug use: “He drinks a couple beers here and there as well,” Amber wrote on Facebook. “He thinks he can manage all this but it will progress into something big again. That’s what this disease does.” It seems that Tyler, Catelynn, and Amber all agree that a new lady friend of Butch’s named Caroline is at least partially to blame for his relapse. “We don’t really try to film with her because I said if I see her, my ass is going to be sitting in jail,” Catelynn said. “The stuff that she said about [Amber] my sister-in-law does not make me happy and I would love to beat her ass!” Tyler says Caroline bombarded his sister with rude text messages after Amber opened up to MTV about sexual abuse she had suffered in childhood: “[Caroline] went wild and, I’ll tell you right now, that’s the sign of relapse,” Tyler said. “So my dad dating a woman who is going to reach out to you guys, probably in a crazy, drunken state [is not good].” Yes, it’s one thing after another for the Baltierras. It seems that Butch’s relapse took place not long after Tyler and Catelynn reconciled following a brief separation. Here’s hoping Butch is able to find the help he needs before it’s too late. View Slideshow: Catelynn Lowell to Tyler Baltierra: Divorce Me, Whatever, I Don’t Need You!
Dean McDermott has already admitted to his regrets about thinking with his penis . Now, he’s reaching way back to 2011, when he accidentally posted a photo of his wife’s bare breasts for the entire world to see. Dean is explaining how that embarrassing incident went down … and using the most NSFW language imaginable in the process. On Monday’s episode of his Daddy Issues podcast, Dean McDermott recalled an infamous 2011 incident. At the time, he had accidentally uploaded a selfie … that featured his wife, Tori Spelling, extremely topless in the background. “Hattie was just born,” he narrates. “So this was seven years ago.” This is where Dean’s recollection becomes extremely, explicitly nsfw. Brace yourselves. He is not mincing words. “And Tori had the big, juicy titties with the breast milk and stuff,” Dean describes. I may be totally body-positive and sex-positive, but I still could have gone my literal entire life without that particular description. “We were laying in bed,” he continues. “And course, six, seven years ago.” “I was really new to this social media thing,” he explains. “It was fairly new.” He says that he and Tori were “goofing around in bed” and playing with kitchen-themed stickers with their then seix-year-old son, Liam. “I took a sticker and put it on my forehead, and I took a selfie,” Dean says. “You know, ‘Pot head.’” “And then I showed Liam and he was laughing,” he describes. We somehow think (hope?) that a 6-year-old was not laughing at the double meaning. “I put a rolling pin on [Liam’s] forehead,” he says. “And I take a selfie and I put, ‘Dough head.’ …” But the selfie included a special and unintended guest star. “Unbeknownst to me, because I didn’t have my glasses on,” Dean explains. “Was Tori in the back [of the photo].” He says that she had “both breasts out” at the time. That would be the big, juicy ones. He says that rather than Tori being in a tits out sort of mood, this was “because she just finished feeding the baby.” “And I posted it,” Dean says. “And went to bed.” He had no idea what he had just done. The next morning, frantic calls from reps and publicists alerted him to what had gone down on social media. “I was mortified,” Dean admits. “[Tori] is such a champ.” he praises. “I’m not just saying this,” Dean clarifies. “I’ve got the best wife in the world.” “She was just like, ‘Well, they look really good,'” he reveals. “She took it all in stride.” Some people would not have handled that nearly as well. Tori and the alleged juiciness of her breasts aside, Dean does make a decent point. In 2011, which is when this scandal went down, social media was extremely new. Additionally, folks who need glasses but aren’t wearing them just aren’t playing with a full deck, so to speak. Sometimes you see social media posts about waking up and seeing something in a bedroom, and glasses folks reply with “what?” Because they can’t automatically see clearly without their glasses. A very quiet burglar might go unnoticed. So we get that Dean just straight up didn’t see his wife’s tatas in the pic. There’s plenty of other stuff to give him grief over. That 2011 accident? That’s understandable. View Slideshow: Tori Spelling: Could She Be Pregnant… AGAIN?!?
Dean McDermott has already admitted to his regrets about thinking with his penis . Now, he’s reaching way back to 2011, when he accidentally posted a photo of his wife’s bare breasts for the entire world to see. Dean is explaining how that embarrassing incident went down … and using the most NSFW language imaginable in the process. On Monday’s episode of his Daddy Issues podcast, Dean McDermott recalled an infamous 2011 incident. At the time, he had accidentally uploaded a selfie … that featured his wife, Tori Spelling, extremely topless in the background. “Hattie was just born,” he narrates. “So this was seven years ago.” This is where Dean’s recollection becomes extremely, explicitly nsfw. Brace yourselves. He is not mincing words. “And Tori had the big, juicy titties with the breast milk and stuff,” Dean describes. I may be totally body-positive and sex-positive, but I still could have gone my literal entire life without that particular description. “We were laying in bed,” he continues. “And course, six, seven years ago.” “I was really new to this social media thing,” he explains. “It was fairly new.” He says that he and Tori were “goofing around in bed” and playing with kitchen-themed stickers with their then seix-year-old son, Liam. “I took a sticker and put it on my forehead, and I took a selfie,” Dean says. “You know, ‘Pot head.’” “And then I showed Liam and he was laughing,” he describes. We somehow think (hope?) that a 6-year-old was not laughing at the double meaning. “I put a rolling pin on [Liam’s] forehead,” he says. “And I take a selfie and I put, ‘Dough head.’ …” But the selfie included a special and unintended guest star. “Unbeknownst to me, because I didn’t have my glasses on,” Dean explains. “Was Tori in the back [of the photo].” He says that she had “both breasts out” at the time. That would be the big, juicy ones. He says that rather than Tori being in a tits out sort of mood, this was “because she just finished feeding the baby.” “And I posted it,” Dean says. “And went to bed.” He had no idea what he had just done. The next morning, frantic calls from reps and publicists alerted him to what had gone down on social media. “I was mortified,” Dean admits. “[Tori] is such a champ.” he praises. “I’m not just saying this,” Dean clarifies. “I’ve got the best wife in the world.” “She was just like, ‘Well, they look really good,'” he reveals. “She took it all in stride.” Some people would not have handled that nearly as well. Tori and the alleged juiciness of her breasts aside, Dean does make a decent point. In 2011, which is when this scandal went down, social media was extremely new. Additionally, folks who need glasses but aren’t wearing them just aren’t playing with a full deck, so to speak. Sometimes you see social media posts about waking up and seeing something in a bedroom, and glasses folks reply with “what?” Because they can’t automatically see clearly without their glasses. A very quiet burglar might go unnoticed. So we get that Dean just straight up didn’t see his wife’s tatas in the pic. There’s plenty of other stuff to give him grief over. That 2011 accident? That’s understandable. View Slideshow: Tori Spelling: Could She Be Pregnant… AGAIN?!?
Ok Lisa Rinna .. and her mangled fucking old lady face, I mean it’s heavily fucking mangled….is out there doing a PUSSY DANCE….which for those who don’t know is an instagram dance move women do whilst in bikinis or their panties involving leading in their dance with their pussies…while the rest of them follow… Dancing, is one of those weird things that I can be into watching a girl do when she’s out there stripping….but watching people dance, especially on mute, is just fucking awkward and even uncomfortable, especially when the old ex-Playboy girl, who may have a decent old lady body, is out there with her muppet face….doing it. Watching this brings weirdness…cuz part of you will like it, part of you will be disturbed by it, and part of you will have a hard time looking away from her face that looks like a halloween mask… For those of you who follow Lisa Rinna, this is her daughter Delilah Belle who also has a mangled face, but is out there being an instagram influencer, cuz all girls have mangled faces these days. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lisa Rinna Grandma Whore Pussy Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
