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Vanessa Hudgens and Her Sister in a Weird BIKINI Photoshoot of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is looking good. She’s been pretty pudgy her entire career, you know like a little hairy monkey, getting the nickname Pudgens from people like me, who are so obvious in our humor, calling chubby girls my Thinspiration, and other great fat jokes I’ve been saving in my catalog since the first grade… I guess her live theater acting forces her to actually stay away from the craft services and burn all kinds of calories…because she’s on Broadway, you know a musical theater star, like some kind of faggot, who may or may not be into anal, but based on my experience is probably into anal, girls fucking love anal…. But who I do know is into nude selfies, because her lawyers have reached out to me not once but TWICE, on two different nude selfie occasions, one younger and hairier than the other, and since that happened…I’ve been a fan… She’s in Miami, owning her new body, and I’m into it….bikinis with her busty sister…is great sister fetish erotica for the day… Here are some videos: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Vanessa Hudgens and Her Sister in a Weird BIKINI Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Sampaio Tits in ELLE UK May 2016 of the Day

Sara Sampaio Tits…..may not be massive in size, but they are massive in spirit….because she’s short and skinny as fuck, and fights for skinny girl rights in this era of fat everywhere, all tanned skin, from Portugal, which is what I call “Not Quite Spanish” making her the daughter of a fisherman who sailed into America like her relative Christopher Columbus to discover the free world in the form of modeling for their billion dollar mall brand…. Not very exciting, but topless, in the tradition of models everywhere, topless is everything…. The post Sara Sampaio Tits in ELLE UK May 2016 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez’s Most Important Outfit of the Day

It looks like Selena Gomez has had more work done, whether in her tits, or lips, or face…this is the generation of rebuilding your motherfucking self at the age of 18 to look more like a Kardashian…and as a guy who likes tits, even on entitled, annoying, most popular creature on Instagram, Mexican Disney Child Stars who sex OFFENDED Bieber, before crying about it….and it’s safe to say, this is her best work since milking her CHEMO THERAPY so people felt sorry for her and bought her album like it was the MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION…and she’s already been to Disney Land…CHEMO that was such a low dose she kept her hair and partied everyday…a sad story really… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez’s Most Important Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez’s Most Important Outfit of the Day

It looks like Selena Gomez has had more work done, whether in her tits, or lips, or face…this is the generation of rebuilding your motherfucking self at the age of 18 to look more like a Kardashian…and as a guy who likes tits, even on entitled, annoying, most popular creature on Instagram, Mexican Disney Child Stars who sex OFFENDED Bieber, before crying about it….and it’s safe to say, this is her best work since milking her CHEMO THERAPY so people felt sorry for her and bought her album like it was the MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION…and she’s already been to Disney Land…CHEMO that was such a low dose she kept her hair and partied everyday…a sad story really… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez’s Most Important Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Krysten Ritter in a Bikini from a Few Weeeks Ago for my Birthday of the Day

I shouldn’t be working today – not that this is work…but I am still sitting at a computer on my birthday when I have adventures to pretend I’d got on…when really I’d just rather sit on my couch or nap….working hard for the nap…. So to honor that laziness, that entitled birthday bullshit people do, here are old pics of Krysten Ritter who I think is also old…but who was once a model that I never bothered noticing until watching her netflix show and thinking “I’d fuck that”…making her ass in a bathing suit, even a weird shaped bathing suit…juicy enough to stare at… I figure if I haven’t seen the pics, even if they’re weeks old, they are still new to me..and her pregnancy bump, or gunt from too much vacation eating….is the real star of this shoot… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Krysten Ritter in a Bikini from a Few Weeeks Ago for my Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan for My Birthday of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is everything…I forget she exists most of the time, but it’s my birthday and I’ll never forget the magic that she has brought our lives…even though I generally forget Lindsay Lohan…because she’s totally uninteresting, she’s washed up, half dead, boring, and probably never going to have a comeback tour, even though all I want for her birthday is for her to star in the script I wrote based on her life….that involves her having sex with my face until I die….you know to help her win the Academy Award because I am just that talented, and that’s the line I would use to try to trick her when she’s officially hit rock bottom…and her crazy views me as the only hope she has… The post Lindsay Lohan for My Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Edita Vilkeviciute for Porter Magazine of the Day

Normally, I like my fashion shoots to have more nipple in them, you know because nipples allow me to appreciate the clothing these companies and magazines are being paid to promote….Nipples, especially on a constantly topless model, like Hungarian Victoria’s Secret model Edita….are an artistic interpretation, that connects to our souls, and nourishes us through mother’s milk that is dramatic filtered pictures…. I don’t know what this Porter Magazine is, but think it’s the men’s site for a fashion clothing store called Net a Porter, it’s European, so these aggressive, sexual, I CAN SEE HER PUSSY MOUND IN THE PICS, are editorial….but more pornographic, or PLAYBOY in the 70s to me…but I guess…since I’ve been flagged a pornographer all these years,even though I barely produce content and never post porn, should be happy that the maintream billion dollar companies are becoming more pornographic, you know to reaffirm how well I’ve failed at life, content, production and making that internet money…. When Porter paid money to make these pictures, they were seen as “art” or content to market to their people, their audience…their mailing list….but when I take their images and put them up and say “LOOK AT HER PUSSY MOUND IN THE PICS”, even though I didn’t take the pics, or direct the shoot, or say “SHOW MORE PUSSY MOUNT IN THE POSE TO GET THE POINT OF THE SHOOT ACROSS”….because I’m sarcastic…it becomes porn…and people think how predatory I am…”drunken stepfather, that’s a creepy name, that sounds like a rapist, that sounds like a guy who fucks his wife’s kids”…because clearly you can’t be drunk or a stepfather without being a rapist pervert…you assholes.. Enough about me, here’s the fashion PUSSY MOUND PIC that I say “SHIT I LIKE HER SPREAD LEGS WOULD LOVE TO RUB MY TONGUE UP THAT, PUT THAT CLIT IN MY MOUTH, HELL PUT THE WHOLE PUSSY IN MY MOUTH AS I GENTLY SUCK AND EXPLORE HER LIPS AND CLIT WITH MY TONGUE, CIRCLING AND FLICKING HER INTO ORGASMIC FRENSY AS SHE FILLS MY MOUTH WITH HER SQUIRT, CONTROLING HER ORGASM BY ROCKING HER HIPS INTO MY FACE”….which is totally not what they wanted when taking these pics…you fucking pervert predators….LIKE ME! The post Edita Vilkeviciute for Porter Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Pregnancy of the Day

About a month ago, I mentioned that Taylor Swift is pregnant. I am not influential enough for anyone to take me seriously when I write FACTS. I can think of 15 – 20 times where I called out a crazy exclusive that I got from the front lines of Celebrity…. But No one fucking listens to me. The past month, notoriously SKINNY Taylor Swift thwarted my claims by wearing fitness clothing, going to the gym, etc….because the first 3 months don’t show… But going into MONTH 4….she’s having a harder time covering it up…. That said, Taylor Swift is Pregnant….TO SEE THE PROOF CLICK HERE There was some lame event called “iHEARTRADIO” Awards, they are the biggest Radio station owners and really the people responsible for you knowing all that annoying as fuck pop music you sing along to – because they are exposing you to it without you knowing… Taylor Swift dressed slutty there… But there were other sluts there….LIKE SELENA GOMEZ.. To see the pics CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift Pregnancy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Pregnancy of the Day

About a month ago, I mentioned that Taylor Swift is pregnant. I am not influential enough for anyone to take me seriously when I write FACTS. I can think of 15 – 20 times where I called out a crazy exclusive that I got from the front lines of Celebrity…. But No one fucking listens to me. The past month, notoriously SKINNY Taylor Swift thwarted my claims by wearing fitness clothing, going to the gym, etc….because the first 3 months don’t show… But going into MONTH 4….she’s having a harder time covering it up…. That said, Taylor Swift is Pregnant….TO SEE THE PROOF CLICK HERE There was some lame event called “iHEARTRADIO” Awards, they are the biggest Radio station owners and really the people responsible for you knowing all that annoying as fuck pop music you sing along to – because they are exposing you to it without you knowing… Taylor Swift dressed slutty there… But there were other sluts there….LIKE SELENA GOMEZ.. To see the pics CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift Pregnancy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Junkie in the Middle of the Street – Shows his Balls and Other Videos of the Day

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