Everyone gets excited over Selena Gomez’s tits….which is amazing, because ultimately, who gives a fuck about Selena Gomez. The biggest thing she’s ever done, was sex offend Justin Beiber, and that’s nothing to really brag about, but instead she’s going to the media crying about him, which in and of itself should make you hate the bitch….all while being bloated from her LUPUS steroids, possibly rocking a new set of tits, that we can assume are implants, but that she’s never confirmed are implants, and that are hard to decipher as implants, because the rest of her is boxy….but she will not just confirm that she had a mild chemotherapy…she’ll milk it with pictures of dying children with no hair messages imprinted on our brains when she uses that “C” word….but she doesn’t say that while getting Chemo she decided to not stop her life, tour or partying at all, and while at the hospital getting treated figured why not get a tit implant….but since last year has been milking the tit, not like she should, love lactation, but braless, hard nipple and all…because she’s a feminist….a feminist who likes as much attention as possible using her tits like a fat chick…right… Yes I spend my days analyzing celebrity tit. I know it depresses me too. The post Selena Gomez Caged n Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I remember when fat chicks in Bikinis were part of a bigger punchline to a bigger joke…you know to get a cheap laugh…throw the fat chick in the mix, since fat girls doing anything, from Obstacle courses to aerobics to sex is just fucking funny… The only way for fat chicks to make money, other than working at the cash at Walmart, or starring in BBW porn for weird fat chick fetishists…. But now, fat chicks are being taken seriously, because if you’ve met a fat chick, 10 percent are the outspoken kind, who are the loudest pig in the room, and not the insecure weirdo emotionally eating kind…like Ashley Graham who keeps on talking her trash because it’s paying out for her….she’s gotta be the ambassador of something besides overeating.. I believe in Body Shaming…but Politically Correct Fat America, with fat people doing fat things and fat people doing skinny people things, like they aren’t even fat at all, while being all fat, so it’s paying off for them….so instead of accepting their unhealthy ways, their fatness, their disgustingness, they are not turning it around to get healthy…but instead stripping down and saying “LOOK AT ME”….weird… The post Ashley Graham for Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Like the concept of a “Blog”, versus running a social media account, because people are too lazy to type in a website name in their browser, and only like clicking through to things on their favorite Apps, Pheobe Price is representative of a simpler time in working the media for celebrity, notoriety, attention and all that good stuff…. Instead of posting compelling content and using the proper tags on her instagram, because instagram didn’t exist, she was out there where the celebrities were, getting the paparazzi to grab some pics of her because they saw her so often and figured she was interesting enough in her publicity stunt to grab a picture of….and the blogs were starved for content and wrote about her because she was making a spectacle for the paparazzi and that was interesting enough to dig a bit deeper into who Phoebe Price was… But no one reads blogs, trust me, I know this first hand, so I guess she’s figuring out new tactics to get back out there in the media…because paparazzi alone can’t create you, you need a social strategy or to find that relevance. She’s been at it for a long fucking time, and it is really who she is, partnering up with her friend to do self produced weirdness only makes sense…so she’s doing it by doing creepy, yet amazing, possibly too old to be doing this type of thing, videos for social media…with another girl who is always in the media called Ana Braga.. These ladies fascinate me…while I stare at their tits..because they are still doing this famewhoring thing…relentless, especially considering they haven’t done sex tapes yet! Seriously, this is better than all these other instagram models naked in bed, bikini on beach, holding tea products… The post Phoebe Price and Friend Titty Shake of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is brilliant. I am a Miley Cyrus flip flopper, because I know as a celebrity or popstar who was groomed/created by Disney, it’s hard to take her seriously as an “artist”…or really believe anything she does is authentic…. But it turns out that nothing on the internet, or really in pop culture is authentic, no one is actually tying to make a statement, generate any provoking thoughts, they just want to distract people, confuse people, and feed them shit that’s got zero fucking substance…including the girls on Tumblr that Miley is ripping off. Everyone just wants to get themselves famous… That said she gets naked, I’ve seen her vagina as a Disney Star, and she keeps getting work and growing, so in a lot of ways she’s just the product of what we want to see, a puppet, the basis of Disney… But this, along with her nude work, made me laugh….she posted a picture of here doing the Jodie Sweetin from Full House, who you may remember as a child star who developed a serious meth addiction and became a fucking wreck… So this is not really controversial, but she’s trolling Stephanie Tranner and for some reason, a reason I call celebrities never make fun of each other, not that Stephanie Tanner is a celebrity, but other than seeing a celebrity naked, seeing a celebrity make fun of another celebrity, is about as good as those vapid assholes get… Good times..let’s make fun of other child star and their crashing and burning because it’s LOLZ… The post Miley Cyrus Does the Jodie Sweetin of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess Kaley Cuoco offended feminists….so she turned to Cosmo to show off her fake tits, and say: “Of course I’m a fucking feminist. Look at me. I bleed feminism. I get equal pay to my male costars on a big show, I have my own home, I’m as independent as you could possibly be.” Because everyone is a fucking feminist now, even though I’m more into the kinds of feminists who get naked on the internet for free, instead of getting paid to get naked on the internet, because they are sexual beings, taking ownership on their sexuality, all in efforts to really just appease their egos and find a fanbase of men to pander to…. Where as Kaley Cuoco is the kind of feminist who I actually respect, because she’s not a crying for attention telling everyone she’s a feminist because just does her fucking thing and makes more money than you, she’ll have over 100,000,000 in the bank at the end of her stint as the hot but accessible girl on Big Bang THeory…she’s more than just a bunch of CHAPTER 1 Women’s Study nonsense…before she dropped out of school to pursue her ART of sending nudes to pervert men to jerk off to…. Which is too bad, cuz I’d rather be staring at Kaley Cuoco’s Asshole right now… The post Kaley Cuoco Fake Tits for Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ariana Grande may be a bit of a brown Christina Aguilera cunt, trained by Disney pretty fucking hard and capable of really navigating this entertainment industry…. The fascinating thing about her is that a pornstar told me she was a fucking whore, like a really full fledged dirty sex fuck everyone whore,…because the pornstar shared a dude with her…and had scoop…and when a pornstar calls you a dirtbag…you know you’re dirty….and I guess you’d also have answers to why she exists, whether she can sing or not, a lot of people can sing and don’t end up where she is…and that’s annoying us in all she does, especially her song.. The other fascinating thing about her is that she called America as whole fat pigs as she raped a donut like it was her and she was a Disney Exec.. She shat on an entire fucking nation of patriotic people…and all she had to do was apologize and everyone – forgave her… They didn’t slaughter her, destroy her career, probably because they also think America as a whore are a bunch of fat fucking pigs… These are apparently promo pics for some bullshit new album… The post Ariana Grande New Album Cover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Look!! More low level actors or aspiring actors who booked one campaign in their lives trying to do the Emily Ratajkowski by getting totally fucking naked… It is not really naked people, it’s art beause she’s posing in obscure poses, cropped tight, holding onto dried flowers / cut flowers…in a brightly lit space…which for the record isn’t art, it’s just an attempt to stylize nude pics in a boring fucking way, with a hipster to match her hair type prop, in efforts to generate some buzz about her and to make her feel as though she’s working towards her dream… Apparently it works…because all it too was these pics for me to know who Carly Foulkes is. Now, I can assure you that I’ll forget her name in 3-5 minutes, but right now, right here, right this second…here’s another girl naked, not spread eagled, to get noticed. It’s a trend….a trend I don’t hate because I like seeing every girl naked…but a trend that makes naked not as exciting as it once was…. The best thing in all this is that if you asked her, she’d say this is a feminist movement…because she’s got hairy nipples…and bush…I’m good with that…even if it does the opposite of pay equity, seeing as models used to get paid 75,000 dollars from Playboy to do this…..and this girl probably got a free uber, if that….maybe a free lunch…she probably provided the fucking flowers…but look at all this press bottom feeding sites like mine are giving her….it was worth it… This is her in 2011 when she PEAKED.. THis is her INSTAGRAM and it turns out she did pay for the shoot – because she is part of the photography team that created this hipster bullshit “art”….. I wonder how long it will take them to get me to take it down because they are pussies and can’t take some constructive mocking.. For the record – my mocking of hipster naked for no reason fake art fake feminism isn’t directed at her hairy nipples , although, I don’t love girls with Hairy Nipples… Because I do love bush…and don’t think bush needs to be considered “feminist” movement or needs to be intellectualized…I just think all girls should have bush, the bigger the better because bald pussy is so fucking Kardashian… If you read this site, you’ll know that bush is my thing, I’ve been advocating it since before I had a site, I’ve had conversations with girls and had girls I fuck or even sext grow out their bush for me, OFTEN, bald pussy is fucking dumb…and Kardashian…. I have also had fights with girls with armpit hair because they are just being trendy and spend too much time on TUMBLR….bush and armpit hair existed when girls didn’t have the right to vote so stop being an asshole about your hygiene you clueless twat….and just grow out the bush and send me pics of it… The fact that any girl gets considered a brave warrior for growing out nipple hair or for being fat…is ridiculous. MORE OF THE PICS HERE The post Hairy Carly Foulkes is the T-Mobile Lady and She’s Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elsa Hosk is better than IKEA… Elsa Hosk is recycling nude pics of herself for her social media – that involve her being totally fucking naked for nude photographer with credibility David Bellemere, which is stepmother in french, and as a drunken stepfather, I feel a connection with my feminine counterpart, even if he’s actually made it and has been embraced by his brand of porn and perversion, now working for Victoria’s Secret…while I’m just barely existence with mine….in what I guess is concrete evidence that stepmothers are better than stepfathers… Oh and Elsa Hosk, this girl has a career because she’s been getting naked forever, also part of Victoria’s Secret empire and pretty lovely…as she replaces Candice Swanepeol because she’s less expensive and more eager… I am more into this pic of her that she posted: The post Elsa Hosk Naked on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The only problem with me not being a dot com billionaire, being the age of the average dot com billionaire, reminding me I should have done actual dot com billionaire work, instead of low level blogging…..I digress… The only problem with me not being a billionaire is that I can’t play first hand the very interesting game that can be applied to all Sports Illustrated models…that I call “Demi More Indecent Proposal”….where you throw numbers at a girl for sex until she agrees… Whenever I do a post on one of these SI girls, who I know gets very little to no paid work, I know….they are either rich kids or on some other program using rich guys for that rich person life they live… I just don’t have evidence of their price..but I do know SI is a great escort agency or platform to meet the perfect kind of guy into hiring girls like this… Her name is Hannah Davis…she’s in the NEW maxim…which is probably as bad at the old maxim…but the old maxim used to always try to sue me…so I like the new Maxim better because at least they feature babes…since hooker or not…this is a babe.. Just as Derek Jeter, who proposed to her, which in “hooker world” is bought another year with her so she shuts the fuck up about his level of commitment to her, as she tries to secure her future and can’t give one dude her prime years without commitment…right? And what it comes down to is I wonder who pays the rent, utilities, food in that household…right? Hooker. I’m pretty sure I’ve posted these pics before…oh well…repeat… I am too lazy to look and I already wrote this genius…. The post Hannah Davis for MAXIM of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Good thing Dominika Cibulkova is good at tennis, because we know where she’d be if she wasn’t… She wouldn’t have 7 million dollars in career wins… She wouldn’t be touring the world with her 4 Women’s Tennis Association wins…But that doesn’t mean she wouldn’t be touring the world…with some Russian billionaire who likes to keep the top tier sex workers to himself…because according me, which is obviously fact…all Eastern Europeans, who are Olympic Athletes or disgusting looking, are “models” and in being models there is a spectrum of level of hooker they are…either embraced by fashion media and dating billionaires…or embraced by porno and webcam media sold to americans for 10,000 dollars…but models nonetheless… I guess what I am saying is that I’ve always loved women’s tennis, from the panty flashes to the sexualized grunts that sound like they are getting blasted up the ass…hard…with each swing….except when the VENUS WILLIAMS sisters are the ones playing….but amongst the VENUS WILLIAMS sister is this magic….like Dominika Cibulkova…the way it should be…. The post This is what Slovakian Tennis Looks like of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
