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Kate Upton’s Throwing in a Football of the Day

When you’re built like a linebacker, don’t let your massive fat girl tits get in the way of your dreams of being the football player you were destined to be, and grab that football and throw it as hard and as far as you can, which in your case is really far, due to the weight you can put into it…. I am not sure if Kate Upton still does Sports Illustrated, but I assume she’s over it, and this is how you “throw in the towel” in a sporty way…throwing in the football…partially because those days are done, she doesn’t need to be in a bikini for anyone but her immediate family and black guys who love her thickness…. People thought they Replaced her with skinny big tits Charlotte McKinney, who just posted this naked pic of herself to say “Look I have tits”… But the real girl they replaced her with some other fat chick, body positive fat chick, who is still a fat chick, named Ashley Graham and really may even be as fat as Kate Upton and weigh less than Kate Upton, named Ashely Graham who we can all collective find disgusting if we had standards and who we can all see as the “jumping” on a trend by Sports Illustrated hoping they stay relevant..or at least get press…even though no man anywhere wants to see this, not even BBW fetishists…. So these fat girl models are for other fat chick who are in the media not dudes…who you’d assume Sports Illustrated is trying to sell subscriptions to….WEIRD. The post Kate Upton’s Throwing in a Football of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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In Bed With Caitlin Jenner Porn of the Day

There is something terribly disturbing about Bruce Jenner lying in bed in drag, drinking his drink, in what seems like he’s either drunk or medicated, while his daughter films him….making it seem as though he may just be an unstable housewife who medicates her sadness while sitting on her pile of money….that’s why she kills people in car accidents… This family is dark, soulless, fucked up and twisted…but brands love to hire them…so I guess they matter… Maybe he’s just dealing with his period cramps or is it menopause…either way…there’s mental disorders going on here…and I am sure it will fuck up his girls – who are already so fucked up – leading to what may actually be an interesting storyline… The post In Bed With Caitlin Jenner Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Keat Mel Twerks of the Day

KEAT MEL is the kind of girl you’d want to hire to perform at your kid’s birthday party, you know to distract you from the fat and old moms, and to give you an affordable performance, because twerking contests or pro twerkers isn’t really that big of a business, like amateur magician or the guy with the petting zoo, only in booty shorts….and these people need the work…and I guess in Keat Mel’s case, they may also need the greencard with the whole being Russian and by default a mail order bride, just ask Irina Shayk…. This girl is a professional twerker and that alone will revolutionize your day… The post Keat Mel Twerks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dree Hemingway for Playboy’s Nudity Free Issue of the Day

I know there isn’t any hype whatsoever about the new Playboy Issue and their ill-advised attempt to generate advertising and PR by taking out obvious nudity, even though dudes like labia, but instead using implied nudity, because dudes love implied nudity on instagram…. I wrote my shitty 5 reasons not to buy PLAYBOY < a href="http://drunkenstepfather.com/2016/02/05/5-reasons-not-to-buy-playboys-non-nude-issue-of-the-day" target="blank"> HERE ….I didn’t put much thought into it, but we all realize we can access porn and more compelling self shot photoshoots of girls more relevant than Dree Hemingway on instagram…. When I saw the pics from the shoot, I realized the magazine is fucking doomed. I can’t imagine this working or this selling issues. What I do know is that when you’re a billion dollar brand, the whole point of your content production should be doing stuff that the average dude with an iphone can’t do. If that’s paying bitches enough to spread eagle…or whatever it is…it’s gotta be better than this. We live in a world where fashion magazines for women and gays have more tit than this… What a fucking fail, it’s like Lesbian porn. I need the climax. The post Dree Hemingway for Playboy’s Nudity Free Issue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Naked Guy Beat Up By Security And Other Videos of the Day

Drunk Guy on the Bus… Superbowl Brawl… Robber Gets Punched in the Face in a Robbery Attempt Saudi Boy Accidentally Fires Off Gun… Spider Dance Freaks me the FUck Out…. The post Naked Guy Beat Up By Security And Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner’s Sloppy 18 Year Old Fat Chick Ass of the Day

Kylie Jenner posted this picture of her ass, a genetically modified ass, that based on her face we can assume was created in a lab when she got fat transfers from her chubby belly to her ass giving her that good, artificial looking waistline, that all these instagram models have…it is part of their family tradition, they like the surgeries and giving the illusion that they’re beautiful women. Just as her dad. Point being, at 18, she’s got a doughy face, that looks like she’s “THE MASK”….and not the JIM CARRY mask…the Cher MASK about the kid with the facial issues circa 1984…and her ass is the same kind of mess, but instead of being the social media whore she is, I’d much rather she be the pornstar that made them…a little black on white girl because black guys like white girls…hip hop fame while the other one goes for the white crowd…so calculated…like livestock in the famewhore farm…disgusting.. Here’s one of them pantsless… The post Kylie Jenner’s Sloppy 18 Year Old Fat Chick Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chelsea Handler’s Naked Ass of the Day

Cheslea Handler makes me laugh, not because she’s an aggressive Jewish comedian who moved to LA with an ego and willingness to make it in the entertainment industry, only to end up the bottom feeding insult comic, because it’s easy and she probably looked good enough for the right producer to listen, you know the kind of guy who found her rancid, razor tongues, annoying voiced bitch behavior hilarious – giving her her own show…that got canceled… Which has let to her naked on social media, in her 40s, depsite being willing to be naked on TV in her 20s, when we wanted to see it. I guess that marketing has worked, because it draws attention to her instagram, and possibly pushes to her NETFLIX show, that I watched 3 minutes of before saying “fuck I hate this bitch”…. She’s got this “Get naked people will notice” marketing campaign down…spread that message to all..But what I really hate is that I’m into her ass…I think she’s got a great ass..and everything in my soul, brain, my spirit, my person wants me to hate it…but shit…it’s round and perky like her fake tits and if you just rip out her vocal chords, she’s worth a fuck..even though she’s old…and this is almost fucking with me, but the truth is I have no standards and would fuck a dead raccoon on the side of the road if it didn’t have maggots and my boner still worked… The post Chelsea Handler’s Naked Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel’s Great Ass of the Day

I posted a bunch of VS modeling pics featuring Candice Swanepoel’s old, boring, experienced ass… But for some reason I didn’t most the one where her and some other model are standing off like a couple of bucking wild animals or primates in some battle of territory…with their asses pushed up to the air…making their asses look rounder and more amazing than they probably are…in a threesome you’ll never have…unless you’re a big film producer and the answer to making them Hollywood stars after this whole VS thing fizzles..not that Candice is allowed to do anything besides VS…they own her…you know like her South African family owned black people…but as long as they produce pics like this…I’m ok with that.. Here are the pics I already posted… The post Candice Swanepoel’s Great Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson Fitness Icon of the Day

I am not sure if you know this but Ashley Benson is a fitness leader…I mean that’s the impression I am getting when watching her fitness videos on instagram for her absurd amount of fans, because TV, in the event you didn’t know, still has a stamp of approval on these instagram social media whores that makes them stand out from the other social media whores….allowing them to command bigger budgets when they promote protein powders or skinny teas… The fact is that Ashley Benson is not actually fit, she’s a tubby thing with big tubby tits and a nice thick double chin….but if she works out on social media like Kate Upton people are dumb enough to believe that she’s actually just muscular in this love your body, no body shaming, body positive world that has allowed her to be celebrated…because dudes jerking off to her are married to fatter chicks…making this seem thin…right.. I just remember being introduced to this character for the first time, it was in Springbreakers because I assumed Harmony Korine would deliver, seeing as I thought he was interesting in 1997, only to see 4 chubby girls in bikinis….everything Spring Break probably is…but everything I don’t want it to be…and apparently 3 years later…not much has changed…but she’s still got the tits. It’s a benefit of being overweight. I guess what it comes down to is – at least she’s trying, thanks to cyberbullying pushing her in the right direction, and it’s better than her getting fat transfers or wearing waist shaping corsets like all these other instagram sluts. Here she is in leggings – looking hot…even though I hate her sloppy.. The post Ashley Benson Fitness Icon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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People Magazine is More interesting in Australia of the Day

Glamour Model Lucy Pinder is in People Magazine Australia, which is an interesting international trademark fail by People Magazine in the USA, but that is pretty much as smutty as People Magazine in the USA, instead of reaching the lowest common human in the trailer park at the Walmart Checkout counter, their smut is more literal..with naked girls who are essentially hookers or strippers…that maximized the UK Glamour model thing when it was a thing, before instagram and all girls getting naked, to pepper their newspapers with tits inspiring people to buy the papers, because tits get hits…or some shit… Her name is Lucy Pinder, she was some kind of big deal in titty modeling a decade ago, and I guess she’s up to her old tricks because it’s all she knows… The post People Magazine is More interesting in Australia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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