Tag Archives: Nsfw

Kemp Muhl is my Dream Girl of the Day

Kemp Muhl is a goddess…I had never heard of her, because I am out of the loop and I don’t care, but I googled her today, because all it took was showing up to an event with her tits… She’s been a model, actress, musician, hipster artist, since she was 13…I guess when you’re named Kemp, your hippie parents throw you into being counter culture…anti-society….you know a tumblr star who denounces technology but has a facebook page… She’s 28 now, she’s been dating Sean Lennon since 2006…so since she’s been 18…Before him she dated some actor named Matthew Gray Gubler…who was on the show Criminal Minds….when she was under 18…someone arrest him…he’s a TYGA… And now she matters…and all it took was showing up to an event with her tits..we call that Emrata School of How to Get Famous…and I am into it cuz I like tits.. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS The post Kemp Muhl is my Dream Girl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

See original here:
Kemp Muhl is my Dream Girl of the Day

Conie Vallese Titties for i-D of the Day

Conie Vallese is an Argentine artist who I guess also models topless for fashion magazines that target the “hipster” market…because the “hipster” market is the mainstream now… She’s based out of Brooklyn, because I guess she’s rich enough to buy citizenship, live in Brooklyn and be a hipster socialite without a real job…maybe it is from her ARTWORK ….maybe her family are rich Argentinian cattle farmers…or maybe she knows how to use the tits… Based on this photoshoot, I’m going to assume it is a combination of all things, because without family money she wouldn’t be in the USA, without her art she wouldn’t be in i-D magazine showing her tits…in a nipple filled domino effect…and I guess what it all comes down to, is that compared to other Argentinian tits I’ve seen, this are not nearly as saggy and big nippled, possibly the perkiest Argentine tits ever…and maybe that’s the reason why she’s defying her Catholic roots like some kind of harlot.. The post Conie Vallese Titties for i-D of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

See original here:
Conie Vallese Titties for i-D of the Day

Arianna Grande Plays Dead of the Day

This is as close to a dead Ariana Grande that you’ll see today.. So if you’ve ever had fantasies of a dead Arianna Grande because she’s the kind of overrated cunt, who despite her ability to sing angelic songs due to natural talent coupled with stage mom who whored her out, is still an annoying cunt, who shits on her fans, and not in a good old fashion German scat porn way, but rather because they are fat…and she’s not…because she knows what’s important in life and that’s being skinny….take it in… I’ve heard a lot of stories about how much of a slut this girl is, which you’d expect by just looking at her, making her more interesting to me, yet still the fucking worst….so a playing dead, may not be as good as dead, but is still better than her polluting our lives while alive…true story. The post Arianna Grande Plays Dead of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Read more:
Arianna Grande Plays Dead of the Day

NYC Booty Queen and Other Videos of the Day

Crazy Girl VS Car Mother Visits Son in Jail… Package Thief Gets Fucked Girl Loses Bet and Runs Around Baseball Diamond Naked Crackhead Spiritual Experience.. Shitty Day at the Gas Station Maldives President’s Boat Blast People are Loving Ronnie Pickering… The most terrifying and Disgusting Video Ever Psycho Black Guy Throws a White Guy’s Dog…in Today’s RACE War…. Crackhead Selling Used Condom… The post NYC Booty Queen and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Read the original post:
NYC Booty Queen and Other Videos of the Day

Kaley Cuoco is Single of the Day

Apparently, America’s favorite breast implants that killed John Ritter before they were breast implants, at least based on the amount of money she gets paid to play the accessible hot girl in a sitcom based on Friends, but featuring nerds instead of late 90s early 30 year olds in their shitty lives and basic mis adventures…for the simple commoner to grasp… Well, along with making 100,000,000 dollars the next 5 years, on top of all the money she’s made the last decade of acting in TV shows…she’s also getting a divorce… to some dude she dated from 90 days after being engaged to some other dude….because she’s unstable… America cares, at least pervert socially awkward dudes who watch Big Bang Theory care, because for some reason, dudes love when the actresses they want to marry who are on their favorite shows, are single…because it gives them hope that they will have a chance, if by some miracle they win the lottery or end up working in Hollywood, where these people who only date their own exist… I am not one of those dudes, because as a married man, I realize marriage is garbage prison, even when you cheat…it’s like this annoying disease you can’t seem to eliminate, without killing it or yourself…it’s only godo to cash in with…something her next husband will be doing… That said, I’m more into her selfies.. Via INSTAGRAM TO SEE HER IN THE PARK, CHUBBY, BLOATED, RETAINING WATER, THIGHS RUBBING TOGETHER, NO WEDDING RING CLICK HERE The post Kaley Cuoco is Single of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

The rest is here:
Kaley Cuoco is Single of the Day

Thick Katy Perry Flexibility of the Day

This is probably some of Katy Perry’s most fascinating work…. Sure, that’s not saying too much because to date, Katy Perry has never impressed me. Yes, she’s got big tits, but so many girls have big tits, and if anything her garbage music and awkward dancing was more offensive and comedic than anything and the fact that it went viral, established her as an “artist”…with a massive career is in and of itself amazing, fascinating and confusing… But, the fact that she can grab her heels like a stripper or hooker trying to get in position to get fucked as deep as you can go with your small dick, on stage, while standing, like some kind of ballerina, who isn’t thick as fuck, while wearing a leotard…is bigger and more important than anything she’s done to date… It’s one of those things, that has forced me to be a fan..this is incredible… CLICK HERE – TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS -CLICK HERE CLICK HERE – TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS -CLICK HERE The post Thick Katy Perry Flexibility of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Read the original post:
Thick Katy Perry Flexibility of the Day

Gigi Hadid Topless Panty Pic for Attention of the Day

9 Hours ago…Gigi Hadid posted a picture of her in her underwear…whore. Because Gigi Hadid is raised in a vapid, vain world by a hooker wallet fucking mom and a dad who fucks hooker wallet fuckers…leading to an importance on her looks and popularity…because it validates the entire family… These are people who were raised next to the Kardashians, and like rich people having competitive over the top kid’s birthday parties, constantly one-upping the neighbor…this is the social media version of that… It’s like the Hadids smile at the Kardashians, probably have family dinners and Christmas parties, despite being arabs with the Kardashians, but hate them, because in their world, their small world AMerica looks upon and idolizes…the Kardashians are winning…so the dad’s gone to the drawing board and is figuring out his next play and I guess part of it involves Gigi feeling the need to take nude selfies…for no reason but attention… So everyone…look at Gigi, exploiting herself and not just because she’s fucking a Jonas Brother, but because she feels the need to publicly post panty pics…weird… The post Gigi Hadid Topless Panty Pic for Attention of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

See more here:
Gigi Hadid Topless Panty Pic for Attention of the Day

Jessica Simpson’s Nipple #TBT of the DAy

I think the biggest thing that happened yesterday – was Jessica Simpson’s nipple…and since were all pretty basic dudes who love huge tits, no matter how much feminists want to make tits de-sexualized, even though feminists make you tweak and suck their nipples while they hate fuck you, and even though their pussies get wet while feeding their kids, and even though nipples even for the sake of one year of work still get us hard at our core….all the other days of the nipple’s lifetime…. I figure I’ll post it again…and link to MORE OF THEM JESSICA SIMPSON IN THE BROWN DRESS HUGE TIT NIPPLE FUN It’s like a cow, in a wig and a dress, ready to be milked…good old Texas Ranchero fetish shit… The post Jessica Simpson’s Nipple #TBT of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Go here to read the rest:
Jessica Simpson’s Nipple #TBT of the DAy

Kendall Morgan is the Cam Girl of the Day

Kendall Morgan is a Cam girl at CAMWITHHER.COM ….She’s also a writer…who writes about sexy things like wanting to fuck her teacher…. And today, she’s our cam girl of the day…partially because we like girls who know how to write, but more importantly, we like girls who are exhibitionists and let us watch them naked and masturbating…it’s the nice thing about this sexual, sexy, porn and pervert culture….back in the day, or sexual desires, our jerking off and a girl’s willingness to get naked for those things…would all be deemed evil… But now, girls everywhere, I’m talking college girls I know, feminists, aspiring models, instagram models, girls who just want to smoke weed and hang out, girls who want extra money for an expensive purse, every fucking girl wants to be a cam girl…and it’s a glorious turn of events…it’s more interesting than INSTAGRAM or other social networks..it’s more fun…it’s DIY sexting to a bigger audience and I encourage EVERY Girl to get on board….like Kendall Morgan already knows….amazing… TO READ HER ARTICLE ON WANTING TO BANG HER TEACHER BECAUSE SHE’S A SAPIOSEXUAL CLICK HERE TO SEE KENDALL ON HER CAM SITE CLICK HERE The post Kendall Morgan is the Cam Girl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

See original here:
Kendall Morgan is the Cam Girl of the Day

Jessica Simpson is a Living Legend of the Day

Jessica Simpson is always a blast from the past, you know when I started the site 11 years ago, and she was one of the key babes dudes were jerking off to…I think she was even on her TV show at the time…doesn’t matter…what does matter are these tits…. Nothing says K-Mart billionaire like a solid set of pretty exposed Texan Titties…the perfect level of middle american trash, turned country star the Christians love, turned fashion icon, just not in the fashion world, but rather in the white trash world, because buying two dollar size XXXL pants feels more glamorous when it’s peddled and branded Jessica Simpson… I am a fan of any girl who can be paid to get fit by weightwatchers, even after a bunch of babies and an eating disorder, when they are capable of maintaining them tits… Sure, she’s probably beat the fuck up, soft, sloppy, with an broken down pussy from babies, sex, being hollywood and overeating… But in a lace bra…in public..in black and white…she’s good enough for me to stare…but then again…I’ll stare at any tits.. TO SEE HER WITH HER BABY DADDY IN SOME PAPARAZZI PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson is a Living Legend of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Read this article:
Jessica Simpson is a Living Legend of the Day