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Candice Swanepoel Falls for Givenchy of the DAy

Posted on September 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Candice Swanepoel, the graceful, boring, Victoria’s Secret Model, who I guess also dabbles in fashion modeling, because she was walking, or at least trying to walk for Givenchy… I guess it’s safe to say…it’s the fall collection…right…Or maybe it’s just the end of summer and the beginning of fall….or maybe I should kill myself…with my fall jokes when I have nothing to say about an unmemorable model, doing what is probably the most substantial thing she’s ever done, but not just being unevntful… Maybe wearing clothes threw her off, you know used to being in bra and panties…or maybe she just slipped because she’s been starving herself and feels so weak…or maybe…it was just a accident….and maybe there’s someone out there who jerks off to accidents…and I know there is…because there’s someone out there willing to jerk off to anything… The post Candice Swanepoel Falls for Givenchy of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Willa Holland May Be Sitting on a Face of the Day

Posted on September 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Willa Holland is Steven Spielberg’s God Daughter, who got into acting because she’s Steven Spielberg’s God Daughter….her stepfather, and you know we like stepdaughters, is Brian de Palma, making me assume her mom was some kind of aspiring actress before they were called instagram models.. Well, in being an “artist”…as everyone with no soul aspires to be…because “art”…is substance…she’s become a photographer and posts her “art” photography…but I guess that wasn’t controversial enough..so she posted a pic she took riding some dude’s face… Now – I don’t know if this is WIlla Holland, they are saying it was uploaded to her instagram then deleted, and there is a nerd debate going on about it, because her fans are nerds into comic book shit, and/or the OC… It would make sense for a self portrait in an art college…and uploading it to instagram loving it, only to realize the backlash from friends, family and management, and or designed to generate buzz to promote a new project she’s involved in…then deleting it…just makes sense to me.. I am not a forsenic, celebrity nudity nerd…so I have no idea…if this is Willa Holland or not, but these pics are from her instagram, less interesting, but still good enough, because #art. The post Willa Holland May Be Sitting on a Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton at the Barn of the Day

Posted on September 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Plus sized model, who sexts her boyfriend, who she loves so much, even though he sexts other girls, because we saw his phone hack, and we got a glimpse into his on the road behavior, probably fueled by tinder,and being a pro-athlete, coupled with having a fat, sloppy tit, overrated, but famous as fuck girlfriend, who is better on paper, in viral videos and photoshoots, than in life…but she allows his antics because she’s a broken rich girl, and they turn a blind eye to boys being boys, in a world where people just want her tits…her big sloppy tits…even dogs…because she’s just that fertile lookin’…that other species get sucked in… The post Kate Upton at the Barn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Diora Baird Breast Feeding of the Day

Posted on September 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Diora Baird has some huge fucking tits. Her name should be Big Tits Sally…which is what I call every girl I see with big tits walking down the street because I am a misogynist who notices big tits for more than their purpose of breast feeding, because I believe they have the ability to multi task and also be something I can jerk off to…and I’ll even prove that theory…right now…with these Diora Baird pics… That said, Diora Baird is from Miami and was in Wedding Crashers… That said, I don’t know why people feel compelled to fight for the right to breast feed, I’ve never complained when seeing a girl breast feeding, and feel if anyone has it was other women… Bitches are so catty!! The post Diora Baird Breast Feeding of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skid Row Flasher and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on September 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Pug Owner Throws Dog Shit at the Police Police Shooting of the Day Car Surfing is the New Drifting Suicide of the Day…What the Fuck… Blacks VS Whites in London Puerto Rico Tourism Video of the DAy – Off Duty Cop Killed Extreme Selfie of the Day – The Wingsuit Edition NYC – SUbway Streaker FLASHBACK FRIDAY = This is the best video I posted this week..Naked Fat Man in a Hotel The post Skid Row Flasher and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Stefani Sober for Elle Turkey of the Day

Posted on September 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Stefani Sober and I only like her because I am never Sober and she’d be something that I guess the media would want me to be, and not just because she’s a hot skinny model, that is fat shaming me just by existing, giving me unrealistic goals and body image issues, but also because she’s hot, and a reminder that I don’t get to have sex with things like this, possibly because I’m not sober and being drunk…makes me do very disgusting things…that claim they are woman…but I’m not too sure because I just close my eyes and go for it… I just figure as Drunkenstepfather….Sober is my soul mate in an opposites attract situation….But that could just be the delusions of alcohol withdrawal and living on the internet the last 2 decades… Sober…such a beautiful thing….even when drunk… Here she is for Elle Turkey…because I love Turkey… Here are some instagram pics…because I am now stalking her…because we’re meant to be… The post Stefani Sober for Elle Turkey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Demi Lovato at and Event of the Day

Posted on September 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Demi Lovato showed off some cleavage…in a leather dress…in what I assume is a tribute to her lesbian past.. I posted a post on Demi Lovato showing off some cleavage…in a leather dress in what I assume is me being a pathetic bottom feeding asshole who posts pictures of people I don’t actually know or care about…doing things I don’t find interesting or care about…because who the fuck is Demi Lovato, other than just another Disney chick from the Miley Era with a bunch of issues from being sold off by her parents…that she’s medicated with sex and drugs…before being locked down by that dude from That 70s Show..all while always, consistently, making money… I couldn’t tell you a Demi Lovato song, which is a good thing, because if I could, I would probably kill myself…knowing I hit rock bottom… This post on her leather dress is pretty close to rock bottom…but I can get through it… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Demi Lovato at and Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lais Ribeiro’s Nipple Victoria’s Secret Steps Up Their Game of the Day

Posted on September 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve been laughing at Victoria’s Secret and all the billions of dollars they make selling average at best product to the American mass market, because everyone needs underwear, everyone likes feeling sexy, even fat girls, and everyone likes having a team of women to idolize or emulate, because their images add life to their otherwise depressing, middle of the road mall… I have laughed that people buy into their branding. I have laughed at the sweatshop workers and their little hands sewing thongs for fat americans… But mainly, I’ve laughed at their hired tits and their personal lives and trials and tribulations trying to break free from the brand, that may be an underground sex worker ring…for billionaires… I have also laughed that they censor nipples, something catalogs in the 70s didn’t do, in efforts to sell to the Christians, despite being Jews… I have laughted that their expensive campaigns look the same as they did in the early 90s…just with different interchangeable sluts… But apparently, thanks to instagram, they have finally got with the fucking program…and have stylized, filtered, and showed some nipple in their campaigns.. Trying to stay current and relevant has never really been this obvious…but still good considering it’s Victoria’s Secret…an evil fucking empire…that now comes with nipples…while you come in your bathroom to your wife’s catalog like it was 1995. Lais Ribeiro Elsa Hosk The post Lais Ribeiro’s Nipple Victoria’s Secret Steps Up Their Game of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cara Delevingne in a Bra for Stella McCartney of the Day

Posted on September 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cara Delevingne brought her hipster rich kid, with access and famous friends, that she’s leveraged into a serious modelingand acting career, all while having some of the most iconic model eyebrows in recent years…to a Stella McCartney lingerie campaign to support breast cancer, even though I’ve heard bra’s cause cancer, but I’m also ignorant….and use that line one girls when I’m in the mood to see hard nipples through their shirts…which is more and more common and still interesting..just less exciting…now that people aren’t wearing bras…unless they are Cara Delevigne getting paid a lot of money to do this…money that would be better spent donated to breast cancer…than to a campaign that supports breast cancer… Either way, Cara Delevingne matters, she probably shouldn’t, but she does…and as a supporter of fighting breast cancer since i like breasts, with a girl in underwear, because I like half naked, I guess this is some of her best work…. To See Cara Delevingne in a Bike at Burning Man CLICK HERE The post Cara Delevingne in a Bra for Stella McCartney of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner’s Nipple Ring with Dog of the Day

Posted on September 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kylie Jenner is so groomed in this industry…which is less of an industry, since they don’t actually work, but more of a marketing machine for other industries, all because of a sex tape that turned into a reality show…Thanks Ryan Seacrest… That she knows how to show the world her nipple ring…without actually using a neon sign pointed at her nipple saying “I have a nipple ring that I like older men to suck on, like hungry babies trying to feed, only instead of milk, all he’s sucking out of that tit is relevance”… She was 17 a week or two ago, your kids follow her on social media, millions and million of people…and she knows how to discreetly be slutty, because after he sister was blatantly slutty, they’ve figured out the system through trial and error…and here she is now…after trial and error…capable of such amazing things, yet she chooses to do this… Good thing I like 18 year old nipple rings… The post Kylie Jenner’s Nipple Ring with Dog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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