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Doutzen Kroes Booty Pop of the Day

I don’t know whether the world needs more pictures of some Dutch model pushing 30…who is married to a DJ who she probably met backstage while high on MDMA and he forgot to finish in her ass…leading to the first of their two babies…in some attention seeking bikini pics…. Especially now that she’s not Victoria’s Secret, because she’s not good enough for them, and they are pretty loyal to the girls they make famous, but in this case, they just kicked her out of the catalog like it was some bad reality show…that I should write and produce called Catalog girl, that now that I just posted will be stolen by Heidi Klum and Tyra Banks and a variation of their two model shows… Not that it matters, what matters is that all ass in bikini pics matter on instagram, and I’d post all of them, but there are too many of them, so I just focus on the already established girls, rather than the up and comers fucking their way through the industry finding their place…because that’s all part of laziness…laziness that we can assume Doutzen Kroes suffers from too, because this type of content takes her a minute to coordinate and put up, while a gangbang requires phone calls…get it together, already retired, over the hill booty in a thong… The post Doutzen Kroes Booty Pop of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Reporter’s Uranus Joke of the Day

This reporter is wrong…I like to think that my favorite kind of lettuce is the lettuce grown on an anus…but only if the anus belongs to a used up street hooker…because that’s the kind of anus you can expect produce, usually mushrooms, to be growing on…which is ironic because they generally don’t eat vegetables as it gets in the way of the meth… The post Reporter’s Uranus Joke of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Reporter’s Uranus Joke of the Day

This reporter is wrong…I like to think that my favorite kind of lettuce is the lettuce grown on an anus…but only if the anus belongs to a used up street hooker…because that’s the kind of anus you can expect produce, usually mushrooms, to be growing on…which is ironic because they generally don’t eat vegetables as it gets in the way of the meth… The post Reporter’s Uranus Joke of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner’s 35th Birthday Party in Canada of the Day

I think it is safe to say…that people are bored as fuck…or lame as fuck…or pathetic as fuck… Because a world that goes out of their way to go worship a Kylie Jenner type of person, to the point of paying her 200,000 dollars to hangout for her 18th birthday, even though she’s a vapid cunt who offers the world very little, and just shows up as a little puppet or selfie taking sex toy, being offered money by porn companies to make porn, because she looks like a 30 year old weathered porn chick, and because she fills her ass up with big older black cock… Even if the people are only there because there is nothing else going on, and why not stare at an over-hyped piled of shit, like it was in an aquarium at the fucking zoo….when really , observing shit in an aquarium is a horrible activity….I’ve tried int… Maybe it’s just this whole selfie generation, and she’s queen of the selfie, a product of her sister, also a selfie champion and pornstar, that get so much media hype…especially on social media, all for doing nothing, which I guess this is what people are drawn to, this is what they envy, do a porn tape, become the center of attention, for no reason, make the world see your instagram pics, get those likes…take those selfies.. Sure she’s got a fucking pile of issues, being the youngest in the shitiest family, or maybe she’s got daddy issues…you know since her dad thinks he has a pussy…because girls get more attention and he loves attention… It’s pretty disgusting on all levels, and that’s not even delving into her already banged out pussy, that’s just looking at top level of she represents…because I think it is important to know that you can be a useless cunt at 18…. Here are some pics – she’s barely cute… The post Kylie Jenner’s 35th Birthday Party in Canada of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Diddy On The Breakfast Club: Drake Slapping, UCLA Fight, Meek Mill Stuff, And More [Video]

The Breakfast Club Interviews Diddy. Speaks on everything the kettlebell incident at UCLA, did he really slap Drake, ironing out the Drake issue with J Prince, did he actually put hands on J. Cole, not giving Meek clearance to sample his voice on Meek’s diss track, what does he say about people calling him the Devil, is he suing BET, is he suing Empire, falling into that hole at the BET Awards, having a love contract with Cassie and more!!! Continue reading

Laura Kampman for Russh Magazine of the Day

Laura Kampman is another model I’ve never heard of – modeling in a magazine that shows some nipples and nipples are fun..and trendy and fashionable and artistic when in a fashion magazine and not in a fetish video being nailed to a board…because that’s when the nipple becomes porn…creepy porn by porn none the less…instead of the innocent tap that feeds babies…and dudes while having sex…because it is an erogenous zone…and thanks to the free the nipple shit…I get to stare at it…because I’m from the 80s…and nipples on great tits are still enough for me to jerk off to…or at least get turned on by…so keep them out in public…it makes my life easier… All this to say Laura Kampman is one to watch…she’s got the right idea…good…. The post Laura Kampman for Russh Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena GOmez in Bill Cosby’s Favorite Position of the Day

This is Selena Gomez in Bill Cosby’s favorite sex positon…tit out and medicated… Nothing like some Selena Gomez being sexualized for some magazine surprisingly shot by some feminist trash….who based on these pictures alone is clearly some phony feminist attention seeking Canadian who has used the internet to scam the fashion industry into thinking she’s an artist and a leader in the new feminist movement…monetizing it which to me is anti-feminist and using feminism as her branding, even though she’s an American apparel employee from Canada… Everyone lacks depth and everything is an inch deep and people just click the next story without much thought so who cares… She’s an angry hater who has a posse of idiots buying into her shit…because people are misguided and are looking for meaning…meaning in showing armpit hair…and now she’s shooting pics of Selena Gomez because she so “now”…bullshit … so why not follow some ginger cunt into the light… Yes…I hate liars…but I don’t mind Selena Gomez in Date Rape Position… The post Selena GOmez in Bill Cosby’s Favorite Position of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mockingjay Poster Prompts Hilarious, Accidental C-Word Scandal

What’s worse than having your name chosen as a participant in The Hunger Games? Releasing a poster in anticipation of the final Hunger Games movie… only for keen Internet eyes to notice something fishy about it. And by “fishy,” we mean hilariously dirty and really Not Safe for Work at all. Not Safe for Work or Wife , really, for that matter. The poster in question features an extreme close up of Jennifer Lawrence as Katniss. It has a hashtag in the bottom left-hand corner. It has the name of the film a bit higher up. So far, so good. But it also has the words “100 Days Until” scrawled across Ms. Everdeen’s face… only the word “Until” bleeds into the second zero in “100” and the first letter in “Days” and… can you see what we’re getting at here? Can you see what word has been accidentally formed? No? Here’s a hint: It’s every single woman’s least favorite word in the world.  Get it now? Do we need to C U Next Tuesday in order to double check? Ah, yes. There it is! No word yet from anyone at Lionsgate concerning this hilarious snafu, but we can’t wait for Lawrence to talk about it on future talk show appearance. View Slideshow: The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2 Posters: The Faces of Revolution

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Prankster Picks Up Underage Girls of the Day

Here’s a 20 million view Youtube video that came out 2-3 days ago, where dude, with the permission of the parents, pretended to be a 15 year old boy, and lured 13 year old girls in the park to meet him…..probbaly something you freaks jerk of to… It’s pretty next level…but pretty fucking asshole on the poor girls he’s tricked into it, traumatizing the shit out of the girls, but I guess they need to know…..that the internet is a crazy place, which is why I am anonymous on it, and why I don’t understand why people put all their information out there…I’ve been on the internet since the 90s and know how fucking weird and creepy people are… Doesn’t matter….it’s still a win, worth watching. The post Prankster Picks Up Underage Girls of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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17 Year Old Ariel Winter on her Breast Reduction of the Day

I’ve heard the name Ariel Winter thrown around the last few months, I just assumed she was a pornstar, but I never bothered paying attention to her, because all I saw was some chubby chick with fat tits, who was another one of these new generation Disney Stars, that I usually ignore until they can’t be ignored… Unlike most of these young girls, this Ariel Winter chick is actually on a pretty huge show, Modern Family, that I’ve never seen, which is why I never heard of her, or realized she’s a household character, in this world oversaturated with household characters, most of whom are just a waste of time social media whores… Well it turns out that the chubby girl with massive tits is 17 years old, and instead of doing what most 17 year olds with big tits do, that’s self promote aggressively being slutty… She’s gone out and got a breast reduction, one of her more marketable traits, and dudes are actually mad about this… I’ve seen at least 5 dudes on my Facebook write “No!,How Could She”…or “Breast Reductions are the Real Terrorist Threat on America”….and I’m thinking she’s some 17 year old, how the fuck do people actually give a fuck about her, because I know I don’t…and even if she was my neighbor I wouldn’t care about her breast reduction, so long as she’s got that pussy… But then I realize, people live a sad existence and TV is their only hope… Here’s the quote for her Glamour article..and pics of her smaller 17 year old tits… “I remember being in my sister’s wedding and being so flat and thinking, ‘I just wish I would grow boobs!’ and then overnight I did. But then they kept growing and growing and growing and it didn’t seem like they were going to stop.” “I was 15 years old with [size] F [breasts],” recounts Winter. “It’s like, ‘How do you navigate that?’ It started to hurt so bad that I couldn’t take the pain,” I guess this is where I am supposed to post a tribute to her tits..because that’s what you’re supposed to do with 17 year olds with breast reductions….but someone did it for me.. Here’s some Sofia Vergara VS Ariel Winter video The post 17 Year Old Ariel Winter on her Breast Reduction of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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