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Chloe Grace Moretz VS Urinal of the Day

Chloe Grace Moretz is young and I guess part of the gender bending movement that’s been getting more and more popular….thanks to internet, tumblr, and the attention all these trans people are getitng for being gender obscure… I don’t know what is happening, but I assume it is the hormones in the food…because I am ignorant and remember a time when trannies were just prostitutes for closet cases to meet in the gay part of town and in the back pages like they were Hugh Grant or Eddie Murphy, in seeking something different but not quite homo…and not every second kid at the high school prom…or maybe the world is just more tolerant…or maybe everyone was trannies when I was growning up…and we just didn’t know it…because society was mean… I don’t really care about what gender anyone identifies with, probably because I don’t care for humanity enough to care about what some asshole things of his cock or asshole…if it is a pussy to him…it’s a pussy to him…and affects me in no way at all..I’m too busy self hating.. I will say that Chloe Grace Moretz is probably less about being a girl who can pee standing up without it going everywhere and making a mess…but more a “hey look at me I’m Caitlin Jenner”…mocking the movement…because…this seems very insensitive to trans girls who crave peeing in Urinals… The post Chloe Grace Moretz VS Urinal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pippa Middleton in Bike Shorts of the Day

Pippa Middleton is in Bike shorts…which is a disappointment, not because of her uneventful ass, but because I had hope for her…I thought she’d go off the fucking rails in a jealous fit because her sister married into royalty and turned into a Princess and mother of the future King…pretty fucking substantial sugar baby hustle…seeing as the Royal family own something like 60 percent of the world’s land…including US and Canada….you know pretty fucking stupid rich and powerful… I thought of her as a typical jealous sister, living in the shadow, using her vagina to break free and make some noise…But I didn’t factor in that she is probably hired by the Royal Family to behave, on payroll, made that it was in her best interest to behave, you know be bad otherwise a little “Princess Diana”…can happen to anyone reflects badly on the Royal Family…meaning these shorts are pretty much as good as it gets…and it’s not that good…it reminds me of dad’s on weekend in full race gear trying to escape their wives with the boys… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pippa Middleton in Bike Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Julia Cumming and Tilda Lindstam Nipples for Dazed Summer of the Day

Dazed Magazine is some hipster fashion shit that’s been around for a long time…and in being some hipster fashion magazine they are mandated to use various models, since all models will work with something hip and fashion, to get in naked and compelling pictures, often times showing their nipples, because it is neither hip nor fashion without nipple… That I need to flag NSFW, because hipster fashion people get the big brands to advertise for millions of dollars so that they can secure a staff, and I lose my 30 dollars a month advertisers to pay the server…if they see nipples…fuck you mainstream media…and your lies… Here’s the Summer 2015 issue highlights so far…. Tilda Lindstam….who I’ve never heard of… Julia Cumming….who I’ve never heard of, but apppreciate anyone related to cumming….it’s like subtle brainwashing to make me jerk off to her… The post Julia Cumming and Tilda Lindstam Nipples for Dazed Summer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Marlijn Hoek by Umit Savaci of the Day

Marlijn Hoek is a barely known model…who may be known now that she’s done some Victoria’s Secret swim campaigns….but who we can assume is another one of these ethnic girls coming to America to steal american model jobs, because American models are all plus sized and still haven’t taken over the bikini market, even though every girl who shops at Victoria’s Secret is probably fat…possibly from a middle class suburban existence…while the hot skinny girls have taste…that’s why they don’t eat their feelings…and take care of themselves.. That said, Marlijn Hoek, is pretty fucking perfect, and this shoot with photographter UMIT…it’s the kind of beach pictures I like to see…not boring at all…even if they’re boring…because of her tits…that even when they are boring are magical…. The post Marlijn Hoek by Umit Savaci of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Marlijn Hoek by Umit Savaci of the Day

Marlijn Hoek is a barely known model…who may be known now that she’s done some Victoria’s Secret swim campaigns….but who we can assume is another one of these ethnic girls coming to America to steal american model jobs, because American models are all plus sized and still haven’t taken over the bikini market, even though every girl who shops at Victoria’s Secret is probably fat…possibly from a middle class suburban existence…while the hot skinny girls have taste…that’s why they don’t eat their feelings…and take care of themselves.. That said, Marlijn Hoek, is pretty fucking perfect, and this shoot with photographter UMIT…it’s the kind of beach pictures I like to see…not boring at all…even if they’re boring…because of her tits…that even when they are boring are magical…. The post Marlijn Hoek by Umit Savaci of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Picture of the DAy

I don’t know what this Selena Gomez is from. I don’t know if someoene photoshopped themselves into the frame in some kind of viral meme that makes her look like she’s getting fucked from behind… But she looks like she’s getting fucked from behind…and I like that…even though I don’t care for Selena Gomez and already know she’s been fucked multiple times by people including Bieber…so it’s not like we’re dealing with a virgin here, it’s just nice to have the visual so we don’t have to do it ourselves… The post Selena Gomez Picture of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Melina Martin by Sigurd Grünberger for UK Glamour of the Day

Her name is Melina Martin. I’ve never heard of her, but she’s a pretty big moddel…with 100,000 fans on instagram…making me feel out of touch, since I’ve never heard of her, despite doing this daily, but 100,000 instagram people have…I’m so pathetic…I mean not that we needed Melina Martin or her nipples for fashion to determine that…I mean if I did know who she was I’d feel as pathetic…it’s a lose /lose situation…and I’m the top loser…which I guess in ways is winning at something. Go me! No…go look at Melina Martin nipples for fashion..the way nipples are supposed to be used… The post Melina Martin by Sigurd Grünberger for UK Glamour of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Tight Shirt Midriff of the Day

Taylor Swift is working this model thing pretty aggressive. I guess she’s tall and skinny and now that she’s confident, not awkward and hotter than most models she hangs with, I’m talking to you Karlie Kloss, realizes that she could have made it as a model, if she hadn’t created this billion dollar enterprise that is her personal brand and career…where she still gets in magazines and talked about, but has an actual purpose deeper rooted than being a model…because models have nothing to offer the world and are useless…while Taylor Swift brings the soundtrack….like a messenger pigeon…that you can either kill youself or dance to…and with each play..she gets paid… She’s won at life and I guess now she’s just coasting…tight shirt titties and all… Here she is with her cats…who she will miss on her Euro tour because the internet LOVES cats… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift Tight Shirt Midriff of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katy Perry Chunky in a Jumper of the Day

I have seen countless girls in jumpers that are at least one size too small for them….the ill fitting romper, that is actually the right fitting romper, because anytime clothing is jacked in a vagina, I’m happy enough to stare…as weird as it may look…because #cameltoe…. It is safe to say that all of Katy Perry’s clothing is ill-fitting because she’s fat, or pregnant…probbaly pregnant…but fat is in, as is tolerance, trannies, and apparently bad music…and I don’t hate her for figuring it out, I just feel sorry for her because she seems sad…but I like sad…it gives me hope that I can get her to sit on my face… Here’s her face looking pretty… The post Katy Perry Chunky in a Jumper of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Motorcycle Sex and Other Videos of the Day

Cop Kills 17 Year Old White Kid for No Reason – Riot Now Man Robbing Store Fail Scooter Driver of the Day Brazilian Police Shooting Fail Asshole who Sells Stolen iPHones 34 Baby Sharks…. Show Off of the Day Dont Hang on Powerlines… Man Dies at Work… Truck Driver Trolls Immigrants Who Hitched a Ride with Him The post Motorcycle Sex and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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