Ashley Benson, from Pretty Little Liars and Springbreakers fame…who has been naked for the paparazzi, if you just google, posted an in bed selfie where she pretended to be sleeping, even though she managed to snap off this silly pic, something people who are actually sleeping can’t do, because they are sleeping, but I figure you might as well take the opportunity to use this as inspiration for your masturabtion, because sleeping girls can’t say no to you cumming on their faces while they sleep….
Rosie Huntington-Whitely is probably a horrible person, that’s usually what happens when you are overpaid and the industry celebrates you far too fucking much for many years…..coupled with getting booked in movies where you made one of the hottest starlets of the time, Megan Fox, irrelevant, because acting is a joke….but she’s got some real redeeming factors. For bald men, it is that she’ll date you if you’re a millionaire action star in great shape. For every other man, it’s that she gets naked for her work…just not in these pics of her own signature lingerie line, but if you’re bored, you can just cross reference it with all her other nudity… I’d look for you – but I’m too lazy – you can just SEE EVERYTHING I EVER POSTED ON HER …there’s titties all over that shit…coupled with saying she likes bald guys if they are rich, that she made Megan Fox irrelevant and that she models nude which is great…..I repeat myself…I just did twice in this very post….that’s talent…a horribly, talent not worth rewarding.
Rihanna makes me laugh….she’s so all over the map….but consistently more and more naked… From poor Garbage man’s daughter who was rumored to be prostituting herself to tourists in Barbados when she was 14….to half naked on a yacht in St Barts like the hired entertainment….all after becoming the biggest fucking thing in music…despite her inability to sing, or dance…or really do much but get beat up and get puppet mastered by people she made far richer than she made herself…. I’m a fan. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
Vroom, vroom… Porsha Williams Arrested For Speeding In Atlanta Porsha is adding to that collection of mugshots , we see. She was taken into custody on December 29 after doing 78 in a 55 on a suspended license. SMH. Via TMZ : Porsha Williams must be bucking for a promotion on RHOA — because the chick who got demoted for having boring story lines … just got arrested for blazing down an Atlanta highway. TMZ has learned the “Real Housewives” star was pulled over today for allegedly speeding — cops say 78 mph in a 55 zone — and they claim she was driving on a suspended license. Cops hauled Porsha off to jail … where she was booked. We’re told she posted $1,726 to bond out. Still, she did some time. Hear that ‘Housewives’ producers? Porsha’s gangsta now. We’re not sure how much more interesting this will make her RHOA story line…but maybe she has a little legal work to throw Phaedra’s way now. TMZ Continue reading →
While most people share common memories of being snowed in their habitat for the holidays , Rihanna has the gratuitous fortune of returning to a tropical paradise each year for Christmas… Continue . Continue reading →
In catching up with the Kardashians , we spotted holiday photos of baby North West and the rest of the gang at Kris Jenner’s traditional Christmas Eve party… Continue . Continue reading →
Khloe Kardashian has taken Kim’s lead and found a scientist, doctor, or different beautifying techniques to take her not hot everything, in fact bitch was so fucking busted, she was a fucking ogre peopled called the shit-colored Shrek….in a fake it cuz you’ve made it kind of way….I call an optical illusion that took work, but that we know beneath the surface still lives a monster….and I guess Cosmo decided to do the big reveal…like that show Disney used to put out before the realized it was terrible called Extreme Makeover, where they would rebuild beast women and reveal them to their kids, to which their kids would cry no recognizing thing new version of their mother…. All this to say, this can’t be Khloe, but it is Khloe, thanks science and a family of vapid, vain, hairy monster cunts who have mastered the art of getting work done hard….like it was black cock…something they’ve also mastered. Disturbing.
