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Her name is Barbara Fialho….which sounds like Vile Ho…which hits close to home…because every girl I’ve ever slept with has been a vile ho, but unfortunately, none of them looked anything like this…. All this nostalgia is making me want to drink my feelings into numbness…
I saw Nina Agdal in person…along with being a drunken rude person, she’s also monster sized, downs syndome headed, totally overrated….and must have pulled off a serious scam…by fucking the right people…or something….but then again, when in pictures half naked…for cheesy fucking Christmas shoots…for what I assume is a cheesy fucking underwear company….I mean if they were legit they’d probably use a real model, not a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model, since Sports Illustrated models…are lowest common denominator models…not that it matters..this is her job…and she’s good enough at it. because she’s half naked…
KID RICHARDS is what I like to call a genius film photographer from Portugal who is taking pretty interesting pictures of naked girls lit by weirdo fluorescent lights…that I think are amazing….but I could just be saying that because she is naked and I get sucked into things when they are naked…. The model is named Mariana. She’s pretty fantastic…but I could just be saying that because she is naked and I get sucked into things..when they are naked…but never the naked things I want to get sucked into, historically, all naked things I’ve been sucked into have been disgusting and I can’t escape.
LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT CALENDAR continues with even more amazing bottom feeding trash that most people forget exists, or don’t care exists, but are still huge names, and people want to see dancing around in totally non-christmas related dance….to non-christmas related song…in some peep show style show…like this one of Lindsay Lohan…who has awesome tits…is a still a huge star to me…and who I would get pregnant if I could, because I don’t mind the herpes or the pile of broken sadness that comes with being Lindsay Lohan…in fact that who Parents whoring her out for their personal gain, destroying her at her core, is exactly what I look for in long term opportunistic love… Either, here’s her botox face being amazing….looking like some kind of Claymation Christmas miracle…that is only a Miracle because she’s still alive…
I guess i-D Magaine is some fashion magazine…that I guess is on some sort of cutting edge of bullshit…since the fashion industry is bullshit…and what people think is relevant or interesting is bullshit…and even this shoot for fashion…that is really just naked models….is bullshit…but luckily bullshit I am totally into…because well..naked models… They are: Charlotte Carey, Frederikke, Athena Wilson, Anastasia Ivanova, Paula Magyar, Sabina Karlsson, Moffy, Sonoya Mizuno, Hazel Scott-Somme, Ayesha Tan Jones, Reba Maybury & Jess Maybury I’ve never heard of them…but I’ve seen their nipples…and I don’t think any of us are any better off for it…but I’m sitting on a couch in Canada, not getting a blowjob, while my wife eats Chrismas cookies…and reminds me how horrible my life is…what the fuck else am I supposed to do…
Sweet Home, Alabama! Hart of Dixie Season 4 Episode 1 brought viewers back to Bluebell for the long-awaited return of our favorite gang of CW heart throbs. Was it a welcome reunion, though? Depends how you look at it … Watch Hart of Dixie Season 4 Episode 1 Online When we begin on Hart of Dixie Season 4 Episode 1 , Zoe is determined to make a grand gesture for Wade, but it doesn’t go exactly as planned. Or at all. Brick, meanwhile, tries to hide from his mother, who wants to focus on his love life. She’s setting him up on a date. Safe to say that did not go well either. George and Lavon tell Zoe that she needs to sex it up. That strategy works a little better, as Zoe seduces Wade and they hook up. At the same time, Shelby shows up at Brick’s and says she wants him back. Lavon and George try to work things out, but Lemon comes home with a new boyfriend. At the same time, the Belles interrogate Cricket about being gay. Wade says it was just sex and not to read into it. Fast forward eight weeks and the fire department is doing a lot better, but things are still fractious between Wade and Zoe, and Lemon isn’t feeling well. As Zoe performs Lemon’s physical, they talk about Wade and their respective love lives. Later on, Earl tricks Wade and Zoe into coming to dinner. He still doesn’t know what to say. She leaves. Finally, Annabeth reads Lemon’s test results, and if you watch Hart of Dixie online and read any celebrity gossip, you likely saw this big twist coming. Annabeth brings Lemon a care package, thinking she’s pregnant … but she hasn’t slept with Henry. That romance is all for show. No sex has been had. So that must mean … the test results are Zoe’s! She’s pregnant with Wade’s baby! OMG, can you believe it? Well, if you knew Rachel Bilson was just pregnant as well, it wouldn’t be hugely shocking. It’s also the CW. A development like this is just a matter of when, not if after a couple of seasons have passed. The only real questions left on our minds: What took them so long?! What will Wade say?!
Over the weekend, Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to her third child . Naturally, Kris Jenner assumed every second of the delivery would be filmed by an E! network camera crew, and being blessed by a new grandchild and a ratings bonanza on the same day must have felt like the ultimate win-win. So you can imagine her surprise when Kourtney and Scott “Baby Daddy” Disick teamed up to prevent her from exploiting Kourt’s crowning moment. “There was drama surrounding the birth,” a source tells Radar Online. “But for the first time in a while, it was not surrounding Scott.” Yes, believe it or not, insiders say Disick is sober and has stepped up his game in time for baby number three. Now the problem is Kris, who continues to blur the lines between her role as loving mom and cunning, manipulative manager: “Kris wanted the cameras to roll on the birth, and Kourtney had to fight to keep it private,” says the insider. “Kris just wants to exploit everything she can, so of course this is no different.” Kris Jenner likes to exploit private family moments for ratings?! Well, color us shocked. Fortunately, Kourt and Scott reportedly had no problem shaking off the unpleasantness and enjoying the moment. “They have a brand new healthy boy right now and that is all that matters to them,” says the source. And we’re sure Kris is just counting the days until the kid can start posting lucrative selfies on Instagram. Watch Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons online to see what surprisingly capable parents Kourtney and Scott have become. Kourtney Kardashian Nude DuJour Photos 1. Kourtney Kardashian in DuJour Kourtney Kardashian looking very pregnant in DuJour’s new issue. Wait until you see the rest of this NSFW photo, and others like it, from the same shoot …
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A photo posted by alessandraambrosio (@alessandraambrosio) on Dec 12, 2014 at 12:45pm PST Alessandra Ambrosio posted a picture of her tits that I assume are small implants, not because she’s a brazilian and therefore a man, but because she’s a model and models usually have small implants to fill their bikinis better.. She’s pushing 40, has been modelling forever, and I find her boring…but not as boring as Gisele…who probably is a Brazilian tranny, but I only say that because a pro football player is married to her, and well after all those lockerroom showers, and team initiations…you know..being a wide receiver has a couple meanings…especially when you’re a quarterback…right… A photo posted by Gisele Bündchen (@giseleofficial) on Dec 12, 2014 at 2:52pm PST