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Jessica Simpson with the Titty Poke of the Day

Jessica Simpson is back…all it took was a wedding picture she wanted to sell for millions. A contract with weight watchers she wanted to fulfill for millions. A little hard work and discipline from trainers and personal chefs to make it happen. So if you’re fat, and you probably are, and you want to get fit, because you’ll live longer (not that that’s a good thing for you)…and your dick will look bigger to the hookers you pay for sex…then just pretend you have millions of dollars on the line.. Probably easier when you have millions of dollars on the line… But I guess what I am trying to say is – at least she didn’t lose her big tits, and here’s someone poking at them…”are these things real”….

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Jessica Simpson with the Titty Poke of the Day

Kim Kardashian Gets Tackled of the Day

This could have been the best thing ever….you know if it ended in an assassination… But I guess it is still funny…because she is the fucking worst.

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Bar Paly for Carl’s Jr of the Day

I think it is safe to say that Carl’s Jr has lost their edge and so has Bar Paly. Sure Bar Paly is a hot Israeli from 20 years ago, who is still hot well into her 30s, or even 40s, I don’t know how old she is or her fake model age is, and I am not hating on her, she’s lovely… She just looks like a hot MILF or a broken down ex model who never really made it, who turned gold digger because she is in LA and that is what LA people do and who is now looking for new escorting gig or man to gold dig or some level of excitement by offering sex on a plane…Only to give a burger named after sex on a plane instead, Good joke idiots. Good Gag… Looks like the people at Carl’s Jr are not very creative, or funny, with a shitty joke and a shitty gag…that probably cost them a lot of money they should have spent paying me for better ideas… I would say this was a fail, but then…again I’m posting it so maybe that’ a win, not that anyone has ever thought anything I have done is a win…

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Shailene Woodley Nude in a Movie of the Day

Shailene Woodley is nude in a movie… I know very little about this movie, White Bird in a Blizzard, but it sounds like some heavy made for TV movie that she probably took on to be taken seriously as an actress. I don’t know much about Shailene Woodley, I’ve seen her accept an award for playing a dying person, she seemed pretty intense…but not as intense as her in her simulated losing her virginity scene…with riveting lines like “In a blink, it disappeared, like my mother”… What the fuck. It must be a comedy.

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Shailene Woodley Nude in a Movie of the Day

Derryn Lester is Amazing for TREATS! of the Day

The people at TREATS! Magazine ….just keep on bringing the hot, up and coming models I’ve never heard of, named DERRYN LESTER , from South Africa, who we are happy wasn’t dating the blade runner, because she would be dead by now and we would not be graced with her amazing and beautiful tan lines… I mean for some reason 95% of white South African girls…are ridiculously hot. Were the ugly ones killed off during Apartheid in the most racist of places in the world, did the uglies die off of AIDS because of the high AIDS rate, since the hot ones locked down the dudes who weren’t HIV positive, or were they just killed off since South Africa has 100 murders an hour or something insane…or are they just a mix of ethnic greatness, or do we only… I have so many questions I need answered, and I expect to direct them at Derryn Lester on our first date…you know the one we fall in love at…

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Sex on the Street and Other Videos of the Day

Robbers Get Shot Dog Plays in Water Fountain Snake Surprise FEMEN Protests ISIS Topless

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Sarah Hyland is Fun of the Day

Sarah Hyland is fun… No, I’m not just saying that because she lets her boyfriend choke her out so bad she had to get a restraining order..some pyscho asshole pussy who beats up girls.. WHO’S PICTURES I HAVE POSTED BEFORE BEAUSE HE’S A PHOTOGRAPHER …..and no, I am not saying that because there was a series of vagina pictures claiming to be her on the internet…something that would really be impossible to prove, even for the most seasoned virgin loser…and no I am not saying that because she’s learned from Sofia Vergara who has taught her the plight of the girl with tits just trying to win emmys and no…I am not saying that because she looks 12….or maybe I am… Here’s some action for her restraining order photoshoot…showing tit…because that’s what Psycho ex boyfriends like seeing when they creep on their social media using fake accounts.

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Kaley Cuoco’s Toilet Pic of the Day

There is a video of Kaley Cuoco flashing her vagina after going to the bathroom as part of the recent hack, I am sure it’s available online somewhere, I am just too lazy to look for it. I don’t even think Kaley Cuoco sent her legal team after the leaked pics, because I didn’t hear from them, and she’s been making social media jokes about it since they happened…I guess she has a sense of humor and realizes that most people think seeing her naked is exciting, I don’t really care for her, I don’t watch her show, I don’t really get off to girls who pretend to be the hot chick amongst the nerds, and who act like the hot chick amongst the nerds, because the nerds are loyal and offer a lot of male attention. I am more into girls who have no self esteem… That said, I guess this toilet selfie is just a play on the nude leaks you’ve probably masturbated to…and I encourage any girl who embraces the opportunity to be a slut, without blatantly being a slut… Not to mention, girls taking shits is totally my fetish…usually I opt for the face…but toilet works…as long as it smells….I mean…at least I would be into that if girls actually shit…but the girls I’ve been with don’t…but that’s because they are on a meth diet..boom.

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Kesha Peen of the Day

I could have gone through life without seeing these Kesha Peen in panties pics…But I guess, in a lot of ways…that’s what makes them amazing… I remember a bunch of years ago, she had some leaked nudes dropped, I’m not too sure if anyone cared…I mean it was in the time when her BFF Katy Perry felt guilty for getting famous and gave Kesha her own chance to follow the leader – so long as she didn’t quite hit as big…and she didn’t because she was too busy being big…I’ve seen the bikini pics – I am not a fan…but that doesn’t mean this hipster turned popstar – LA scene kid story of fame and fortune – isn’t amazing as a person – it just means – she should keep some pants on. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jamie Chung Bikini in Costa Rica of the Day

I don’t know who Jamie Chung is, but she reminds me that I’ve never had sex with an asian, even though I’ve always wanted to have sex with an Asian, ever since I was since I was a kid and told Asians had sideways vaginas. Sure, I know you can buy sex with an Asian for very cheap, if you just go to the legal rub and tugs around every city in the world, because Asians are everywhere…rub and tugs that aren’t considered hookers because it’s up on some holistic shit that some insurance companies cover …I mean you don’t even have to go on that long and expensive flight to Asia for that shit anymore…Sex tourism is in your own backyard… That said, I don’t know this Jamie Chung girl, I just got lost staring at her ass in a bikini…She’s apparently a reality star turned real actor in her 30s, which in asian age, since they are aliens from the future, that’s the equivalant of 12 in body and tightness…

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Jamie Chung Bikini in Costa Rica of the Day