I don’t know what this is from, or when it is from, it is safe to say that it is part of some PR campaign for this Skinny Girl Margarita drink owner, who was once an annoying Real Housewife, or what I like to call a pile of shit that represents all that you hate in the world…who is now clever enough to use her fake tits, fake tits I am sure she’s used before, in a way fake tits should be used…to get attention….noticed…and in turn to sell lap dances, only for her, the lap dances are for the paparazzi to snap off pics of her mom stomach, on a paddle board…showing nipple that I am sure many people have seen before. The fact that test people exist is insane to me. As a society – we should have higher standards in who we collectively choose to make rich.
Shay Mitchell is a Pretty Little Liar celebrity, and now she’s a “showing off her cleavage with dogs” fetish site star…not that there is a fetish site for girls with cleavage posing with dogs, but there could be one, since I know at least one person who would jerk off to this….and that person is me…but I’m not doing it because I am overwhelmed with the cuteness of dogs, or because my obsession for dogs has gone past the point of no return, you know into a deep dark place, all because humans are shitty and dogs are amazing…I am doing it because of #tits. So really, her social media posted cleavage could be in any setting, next to any animal, or inanimate object..It could be in old lady faces, or in her own hands…I will still look….and so will you.
The flaw in these pics of Zoe Saldana promoting whatever bullshit movie she’s in since Avatar made her famous – is that there’s no spread vagina in them. I know, I always say how shitty strategic or implied nudity, especially when it involves being full nude, because like you and everyone else…I want to see gash. But the reason it is so important to see Zoe Saldana’s Gash, is because she’s pregnant and based on THESE PAPARAZZI PICS – already showing… Meaning this naked body…and vagina that has yet to be mangled…but will be mangled…is already historic documents..and like all historic documents…they would be better with gash. Calling a vagina gash always makes me laugh. Here are the pics
I don’t know if this is interesting or not. I find everything boring. I find celebrities uneventful. I find people who want to be celebrities uneventful…even pathetic…I think society as a whole is misguided and headed straight to self destruction…which is a good thing…. So I can’t really get excited about Miley posing in Selfies in front of a dirty mirror in semi-sheer dress…with a little flash of a little tit…but I am thinking that maybe you can…because you are a pervert and actually into this shit. I just do it for the millions of dollars, the private jets, and the hookers…they just haven’t happened yet.
People may not know this based on the bratty behavior of celebrities…but they all love attention. They only moved to Hollywood for attention. There is no talent, there is no passion, there is no art…there is just some asshole who thinks “I’m good looking enough and persistent enough to get myself in movies, make a lot of money and really just carry myself into retirement, because I’m awesome”…and idiots who do casting buy into the bullshit… Michelle Rodriguez is one of those people, so even with her not being all that famous anymore, she’s running around in a bikini, but more weirdly, creating this bikini videos of herself that remind me of a snuff film or shitty porn…and I’m not going to try to make sense of it, because I don’t care…but I know these motherfuckers love cameras and all of their phones must have so much self produced content of their narcisstic and vain selves…that it’d be disgusting…something I’d expect videos of Michele Rodriguez rolling around to be…only for some reason I dig em… To See Her in a Bikini FOR THE PAPARAZZI CLICK HERE
Her name is Talula Wilde . She is a stepGIRL and she just did this very erotic and amazing shoot with Ali Hussain and she’s amazing, but would you expect anything less from DrunkenStepfather.com. Despite all the hate and being misunderstood. We’re quality and amazing…well at least Talula Wilde is, which is good enough for me, I’ll just let her carry me as she gets more and more famous…until she can’t support my obesity and pretends she doesn’t know me when I run into her on the street…because let’s face it…people outgrow people…so take in this magical moment while this babe is still on our side.
Her name is Jillian Murray . I am in love with her, but I don’t think she believes me, or cares, or notices because I’ve been sending her love messages on Instagram and Facebook and pretty much everywhere, and she ignores me… Maybe she’s too busy for me because she has a new movie that release Cabin Fever: Patient Zero, which is apparently released this week and sounds like it probably won’t be in a Theatre near you, but that doesn’t mean it’s not worth watching…anything she is in is worth watching…including, but not limited to…bikini pics…. Maybe girls like to Date Up and she’s going to the beach with more famous actors, producers and directors…and there’s no room in her bed for a 350 pound blogger…. Or maybe she doesn’t even know I exist, no one really does…but I know she exists…because I haven’t stopped staring at her waist to hip ratio the last 12 hours since I found these pics of her… Now I am going to pretend that these weren’t taken on what I can only assume is a romantic getaway…cheating on our love…but the nice thing about love…is that it is unconditional…and I just feel happy knowing I can stare at these pics, print them up and even sleep with them…until she lets me audition for a role as her side bitch… Who cares, bikini pics, she’s amazing.
One of the best lifestyle photographers out of LA, goes by the name RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH …where he goes to all the it parties, takes great pics and shares them with us commoners not invited… He went to some Drag Queen’s birthday party, that Katy Perry was also at…and she was wearing a tight dress that made her tits look awesome, and it makes me wonder why she doesn’t let RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH be the only person to take pics of her… You see I’ve known of Katy Perry since she was just a hipster in LA…and I’ve seen her tits get more and more famous…but for some reason…she just never looked good to me. I found her ugly, sloppy, even a monster…up on some Lady Gaga – we scammed the world shit… But every pic RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH gets of her…I fall in love with..and want to ejaculate on…either he’s good, or she’s good, she just hasn’t been documented very well. Derek Hough and some other Dancing with the Stars trash was there, because he’s gay, you knew this from his dancing career, if you even know who Derek Hough is…and he busted out his homo dance moves because that’s just such an LA thing to do. You see if you haven’t been to LA, it’s a cheesy fucking place where all these people stroke their own egos and think they are talent, and they compete to showcase said talent, even though they are already rich from their talent. It’s like a massive horrible Bar Mitzvah, everywhere you go…and the entertainment..is equally as bad…It’s nice to see she’s reconnecting with her roots…
Eva Herzigova is in a one piece…I would image you’d care about this if you had any fucking ideal who Eva Herzigova is…and I feel like you probably do, but I don’t and I’ve been writing the site for 10 years, which means I started when she was probably in her prime, and I still don’t know who the fuck she is…sooooooooo she’s in a one piece…this is not news, but the news is depressing. I don’t need to hear about 2000 people dying of Ebola in some African country that I know will spread to the rest of the world – killing us all off, a fear of mine when I was younger and a little more hopeful in humanity, but now something I am ready to see happen….or maybe the 1500 Christians killed in Iraq, the Isreal crisis, the Libya criss…shit’s fucking doomed…but Eva Herzigova can get us through this in her bikini…she’s a modern day superhero…someone give her the nobel peace prize like she was Nelson Mandela. To See The Rest of the Pics Click Here
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