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Miley Cyrus Giving Herself a Cameltoe of the Day

Miley Cyrus jacking her unitard, leotard, whatever the fuck this article of clothing that touches her tits, asshole and pussy, that she’s shoving inside her on stage and sharing with her fans, and followers…is the kind of preaching I like…I mean there is so much a girl could do with a huge audience, that could be thought provoking, positive, or inspiring….I mean she has the power to meld the minds of all these idiots into doing good. She could tell the world to do one nice thing, or to donate a dollar to some cause….but instead she’s like “i’ll just give myself a cameltoe”….like a real fucking dancing monkey…and the funny thing in all this is that I love every second of it…

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Jessica Simpson in a Bathing Suit for Instagram of the Day

The key to not looking so fat – is making your shoulders look massive… This reminds me of so many 50 year old waitresses I’ve met at various diners across america, really skinny, strong legs, with a barrel belly and big shoulders and arms…making for a weird boxy beer drinking body, that is built from all the running back and forth to and from the kitchen carrying heavy trays of food…. It’s not attractive, just middle aged and white trash, which I guess Jessica Simpson is despite being rich as fuck for being a fashion icon, and pop star …. I mean if it wasn’t for her creepy, gay, stage dad who had dreams of being a showgirl as a little boy, dreams he channeled into his eldest prized hen, the only real reason he’d ever stick a dick in a vagina…that worked…she’d probably be working a diner too.. All this to say, weight watchers contract made this happen, otherwise she’d be 300 pounds, and now she looks like all the women I try to bang in Florida…which I am going to go find right now

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Anna Faris Granny Face Bikini Pics of the Day

Anna Faris isn’t 100 years old, but she might as well be, because she’s over 30, has a kid, and her face looks old as fuck… Even when on the beach showing off her bikini body, a body that is not so bad, her face reminds me of an old grandma who you just went over to help cut her lawn, and by cut her lawn I mean eat out, since that’s what she’s actually paying you for… I am not against granny sex…. She can’t get pregnant, makes great cookies, is lonely and has very little expectations or demands because she will take whatever she gets, knowing how disgusting it must be for a young man like you to fuck a senior citizen…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…Granny sex… Speaking of Granny sex, I almost had sex with a 75 year old with implants, wearing a bikini, all leathery and floridian yesterday. We were drunk, she must have been trying to relive her youth, but her nipples, despite the implants still aimed at the ground and it was just too weird, like a bad science experiment, up on some PATIENT ZERO implants in the 80s for me to really delve into… I am against 37 year olds with granny faces…in a bikini or not.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Christina Milian’s Insta Bikini and Vape Sex Party of the Day

Christina Milian is a mom… I don’t know if this behavior is irresponsible for a mom or not. I had a mom early on in life, who was a hooker back in Mexico, and who I saw do some shit far worse than vaping, we’re talking shooting speed and getting railed by white men, one of whom was my dad, for drug money, not food, leading to me being taken by an orphanage where the priests abused me, while she was busy dying of AIDS or some other hooker on drug related illness… So a little vaping and getting her neck licked isn’t such a horrible thing…especially not when at a Vegas pool party, because that’s what happens at Vegas Pool parties.. I just don’t see how this helps her public image, or her brand, is this some rebellion that her life has become an assistant host on The Voice…instead of being a judge…is it that she never was a mom to her baby anyway, that shit just happened between writing hit Bieber songs with her husband at the time… I don’t know, it’s like Divorcee taking advantage of the weekend off, turned down for what, hustle that she probably should have left off instagram, but I like on Instagram because I can stare and judge from my couch.

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Nicole Scherzinger Working it for the Paparazzi of the Day

For years, Nicole Scherzinger, has been called a tranny. I guess when she saw the paparazzi coming close, she felt it was the perfect opportunity to both remind everyone who Nicole Scherzinger is…I mean who gives a fuck about the Pussycat Dolls…but more importantly, to show us that she’s really good at tucking…she’s like “try to see the balls, I bet you can’t, because they are shoved deep inside a surgical pocket I had custom made for me when I was getting my tits and face done”…unless she is a woman…with a vagina…and this is just how she maintains her thick booty… Ultimately, you’d fuck her either way…and so would I…because why the fuck not…and more importantly, because it’s not gay if he’s in a bikini….and has a wig on…right? TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Man Crush Monday: Rapper Nas Smashes Hearts In These 13 Fly Photos

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Kiss and Tell:10 Dating Red Flags You Should NEVER Ignore!

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Michelle Rodriguez Lesbian Bikini of the Day

Michelle Rodriguez is a lesbian in a bikini in Cannes…who gives a fuck.. Shee was a Monkey in a Bikini in Cannes… In 2007: HERE In 2011: HERE bonus MEME and in HERE IN 2012: HERE If you like repetitive bullshit, like a monkey looking’ lesbian in a bikini….then I guess M-Rod who doesn’t like ROD, unless it is attached to a girl model with straps….is your girl…

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Michelle Rodriguez Lesbian Bikini of the Day

Michelle Rodriguez Lesbian Bikini of the Day

Michelle Rodriguez is a lesbian in a bikini in Cannes…who gives a fuck.. Shee was a Monkey in a Bikini in Cannes… In 2007: HERE In 2011: HERE bonus MEME and in HERE IN 2012: HERE If you like repetitive bullshit, like a monkey looking’ lesbian in a bikini….then I guess M-Rod who doesn’t like ROD, unless it is attached to a girl model with straps….is your girl…

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